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实验室

实验室附近有不少事情可以做，如果没注意的话，看看你有什么没干的。做好准备就可以去市政厅触发剧情了。

市政厅

作为剧情地点，这里没什么好说的，但是可以在这里触发一个剧情差错——如果之前没有在这里跟六年级生战斗过，这里将会有六年级生出现，战斗的过程中可以看见风筝侠二号出来捣乱。反正，剧情说了要去塔克店，那就去吧。

弗里曼塔克店

注意！接下来的一切剧情都没有回头路可走，没有补给，没有帮助，一定要做好全部的准备，完成所有想做的事情，再吃下这个玉米卷。在这部游戏中，可不像真实之杖结尾那样有什么“很方便的商店”，也没有重复敌人供你补充材料。不过如果材料足够，路上也可以运用手工制作各种补给。

在准备好后，就可以用所示的按键（PC端按下W与↓，PC简单版按下W），释放时空穿越。

永远的圣诞节

弗里曼塔克店

这时的厕所依然可以使用，不妨再试试小游戏，如果生物危害类材料不够，也可以加一点备用。

塔克店前

在剧情之后，就会进入一场战斗。

战斗：森林小动物

本场战斗只是一个演示，小鹿和狐狸能灼烧正前方四格，而小熊则可以召唤火焰陨石伤害正前方两列五行的角色，不造成特殊状态。在本场战斗中我方不会得到自己的回合——除非用时空召唤插进一个自己。

在挨打之后，新来的就会以祈祷的方式进行反击，不停地猛按即可，指针不会因为你不按就掉下去的，大可放心。在召唤成功之后，就会进入第二场战斗。

战斗：圣魔对敌

这场就是真材实料的战斗了，战场将会大大扩大，我方将会获得圣诞老人的帮助，在中间呆着，小鹿，狐狸和河狸在左边，而小熊，浣熊，豪猪则在右边，战斗开始的时候，小兔会献祭自己，给敌人全体攻击力提升的效果。

小鹿和狐狸都是一次只能移动一格的角色，但横向技能却很长，因此最好的方法就是避免这两个敌人和自己站在同一行。

The battle proper will pit you and Santa against six Woodland Critters, each with their own abilities:

• Foxy and Deery use blasts of Hell fire that hit four squares of the row in front of them.
• Beavery summons Life Force to heal an adjacent ally.
• Beary summons burning meteors that hit a 2 x 4 area in front of him.
• Raccoony and Porcupiney fire deadly Eye Lasers that hit one target.

Additionally, Rabbity will sacrifice himself at the start of the battle to give his friends a permanent attack boost and a hellish aura. Fortunately, the Freedom Pals have Santa on their side; his baseball bat hits three squares in front of him, and he can summon a Gingerbread Man to draw the Woodland Critters' fire. He's strong enough to keep Foxy, Deery, and Beavery at bay on the left side of the battlefield with minimal support; you and your fellow superheroes should focus on taking down Beary, Raccoony, and Porcupiney on the right.

Once the Woodland Critters are beaten, you will be rewarded with the Festive Verse artifact.

今昔争锋

家中

家里有些好东西可以搜刮，如果漏掉了永生之蛋的图纸，可以在这里拿到。找到之后，就可以去门外触发剧情了。

家门口街道

在战斗之前，如果想看看双方对峙的境况，可以用时空暂停到前面看。

战斗：扎隆战士大战自由伙伴！

这场战斗一共有五个阶段，This battle is an epic five-part affair, with different enemies and allies coming and going.

第一阶段：全能之王

First, you and your selected team will battle King Douchebag itself. King Douchebag is all powerful, having 3000 points of health, and has three attacks that are all powerful. But for this part, all you have to do is to simply land your best attacks on King Douchebag. It is best to make use of your Timefart Summon for the extra advantage as King Douchebag will have the turn first. After a few hits, King Douchebag will retreat to the side, as Paladin Butters exclaims to King Douchebag to not leave the battlefield.

第二阶段：至强勇者

As King Douchebag retreats, Warrior Clyde will step forward to battle you. He'll call in three regular Moorish Fighters to fight by his side while you gain assistance from Mosquito, Toolshed, and Tupperware.

Warrior Clyde has two abilities, his first being a shielding ability for all his teammates and an attack ability with high damage. You only need to defeat Clyde to end this battle, so focus your fire on him. You also can instead charm him so as to buff your team, and then defeat him later.

第三阶段：分身飞贼

After Warrior Clyde is defeated, Thief Craig will take to the field, briefly confronting Super Craig as he proceed to summon four clones of himself to aid him. In turn, you'll be partnered with Super Craig, Wonder Tweek, and Fastpass.

Thief Craig is not so easy to defeat, despite being able to be charmed, his clones are still against you, so defeat him as fast as you can. Also, his summon ability is still available even after his first summoning, so beware. Similar with the previous battle, you only need to defeat Thief Craig to end the battle.

第四阶段：黑暗精灵王

After bringing down Thief Craig, High Jew Elf King Kyle enters the fray, backed up by two warriors of the Dark Court. Human Kite, Call Girl, and Mysterion will come in to assist you.

Kyle is just as powerful as he was in South Park: Stick of Truth, his Rain of Arrows ability can damage all enemies while inflicting the Bleeding status effect. Charming him to your party will be a good idea, or you can just straight away defeat Kyle to win this fight as he has a rather low health bar.

第五阶段：一决胜负！

With Kyle laid low, King Douchebag returns to battle...along with Butters the Merciful, who revives Warrior Clyde, Thief Craig, and High Jew Elf King Kyle. Your original team will rejoin The New Kid for this phase; you only need to defeat King Douchebag to be victorious. It is recommended to take down Warrior Clyde and High Jew Elf King Kyle first though, as their abilities respectively can be a major setback against your team. It's best to Charm or Enrage Warrior Clyde to prevent him from using his shielding ability to buff up his team, charming him allows you to use Warrior Clyde to buff your party instead, enraging him will make him solely focus on your team member which enraged him with his single attack.