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“'''人体iPad'''”是第十五季的第一集,也是南方公园全系列的第210集,于2011年4月27日播出。
 
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== 简介 ==
 
== 简介 ==
[[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] who doesn't even have an iPad yet blames [[Liane Cartman|his mother]].
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[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]不合时宜的被牵涉进了苹果即将发布的一个革命性的新电子产品的开发中。与此同时,[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]正因为自己没有iPad而疯狂发难自己的母亲。
   
 
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[[Apple Inc.#iPad|iPads]] are the new popular item across the United States and everyone has one, except for Cartman, who is caught pretending to have one, and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] who also doesn't have one because he is too poor to have one, so he watches his friends play with theirs instead. Kyle is chased through the town and kidnapped by Apple employees, who claim their actions are legal under the newest version of the iTunes terms and conditions, which Kyle agreed to without reading. He is thrown into a prison cell with [[Junichi Takiyama|a Japanese man]] and a Caucasian woman. Meanwhile, Cartman embarrasses his mother, Liane at Best Buy, loudly accusing her of "fucking" him (as in fucking him over but saying things like, "Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, Mom!") for offering to buy him the cheaper "Toshiba HandiBook" rather than the iPad, due to the cost of being very expensive. After he tries to get the police involved, in a rare moment of strictness, she refuses to buy him anything and takes him home as punishment for his actions.
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iPad是风靡全美的新产品,几乎人手一件——除了卡特曼,于是他假装自己有一个。肯尼也没有,因为他家很穷所以他只能看朋友们玩iPad。一方面,凯尔被苹果公司员工在全小镇追杀绑架,但苹果公司声称行为合法,因为凯尔同意了苹果最新发布的协议,可凯尔事实上根本没看过。他被丢进了一间监狱,和一个[[泷山纯一|日本男人]]和一个美国白人女性关在一起。另一方面,卡特曼正在[[百思买]]全力让自己的老妈——[[丽安·卡特曼|丽安]]丢尽脸面。他声嘶力竭的说他老妈为了省钱不给他买iPad,而是拿东芝的平板电脑敷衍他,这样好比就是“强奸”了他(卡特曼说于其不给他买iPad,不如直接去对面买两个避孕套,这样还安全一点..),直到他闹得警方都来了。这一次,卡特曼老妈却一如反常的严厉起来,决定什么都不买,直接回家,这样闹剧才算收尾。
   
At a gathering of Apple employees, [[Steve Jobs]] unveils the new product for which Kyle and the other two were kidnapped, the HUMANCENTiPAD, comprising of the three kidnapped subjects on all fours, wearing only white cloths around their waists and sewn together mouth to anus. The Japanese man is in front, with an iPhone attached to his forehead; Kyle is in the middle; and the Caucasian woman is at the rear, with an iPad attached to her anus and powered by the trio's feces. Jobs intends to teach the creation to read and walk, but is disappointed when Kyle continues to sign agreements that are put in front of him without reading them first. Back in South Park, [[Gerald Broflovski|Gerald]] goes with the boys to the Apple store to seek advice from "the Geniuses", who, after performing several rituals, conclude that they can make Kyle's agreement void if Gerald, a PC user, signs up with Apple and creates a family account.
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当苹果员工都聚在一起,苹果公司CEO[[史蒂夫·乔布斯]]揭晓了一款由凯尔和另外两个被绑架的人组成的新产品——人体iPad。人体iPad由三个人四足爬行,前后相连,一个人的屁眼缝到一个人嘴组成,三个人都只穿了个白裤头。日本人在最前面,头上贴了个iPhone,凯尔在中间,而美国女人在最后面,屁股上连着一个靠三个人排泄物发电的iPad。乔布斯想教会人体iPad阅读和行走,但是当凯尔继续不看条约签合同时,乔布斯特别失望。另一边,在南方公园,[[杰拉德·布罗夫洛夫斯基|杰拉德]]和孩子们一起前往苹果商店向“天才”寻求帮助,天才们随后施法,告诉电脑的忠实用户杰拉德:如果创建一个苹果账号并把凯尔纳入家庭用户,就可以让凯尔的条约失效,还他自由。
   
Meanwhile, Cartman appears on the [[Dr. Phil]] show to publicly accuse Liane of "fucking" him. The audience takes his side despite her protests that he is lying; and as a consolation gift, he is given the first ever HUMANCENTiPAD as Jobs unveils it to the public. Shortly afterward, Gerald and Apple employees come in on the scene to tell Jobs that Kyle must be released, since his agreement to the iTunes terms and conditions is no longer valid. Kyle and the two others are taken away to be separated after Steve Jobs realizes his agreement isn't valid, and Cartman, enraged at having his dream taken away so quickly, shouts at God to stop "fucking" him. A sudden bolt of lightning strikes him, sending him to the hospital. The last shot is Cartman battered and bruised and in casts crying. Liane is seen beside him flipping a magazine, seemingly unaffected by her son's state.
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与此同时,卡特曼上了[[菲尔博士]]的节目,声称自己的母亲“强奸”了他。尽管他老妈说卡特曼在胡说,观众还是十分买账。也正因此,苹果在发布新产品时把人体iPad送给了卡特曼。不一会儿,杰拉德和“天才”们来告知凯尔同意的条约已经失效,他也应该被释放。乔布斯知道条约失效后,就把凯尔和其他两个人分开释放了。可卡特曼得知自己长时间的梦想瞬间破灭,又开始大声责骂[[上帝]]别再“强奸”他。结果一道闪电劈中了他。最后,故事结束在卡特曼躺在病床上哭泣,他的老妈丽安则丝毫不为哭声所动,安然翻阅杂志。[[en:HUMANCENTiPAD]]
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人体iPad”是第十五季的第一集,也是南方公园全系列的第210集,于2011年4月27日播出。

简介 编辑

凯尔不合时宜的被牵涉进了苹果即将发布的一个革命性的新电子产品的开发中。与此同时,卡特曼正因为自己没有iPad而疯狂发难自己的母亲。

剧情编辑

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iPad是风靡全美的新产品,几乎人手一件——除了卡特曼,于是他假装自己有一个。肯尼也没有,因为他家很穷所以他只能看朋友们玩iPad。一方面,凯尔被苹果公司员工在全小镇追杀绑架,但苹果公司声称行为合法,因为凯尔同意了苹果最新发布的协议,可凯尔事实上根本没看过。他被丢进了一间监狱,和一个日本男人和一个美国白人女性关在一起。另一方面,卡特曼正在百思买全力让自己的老妈——丽安丢尽脸面。他声嘶力竭的说他老妈为了省钱不给他买iPad,而是拿东芝的平板电脑敷衍他,这样好比就是“强奸”了他(卡特曼说于其不给他买iPad,不如直接去对面买两个避孕套,这样还安全一点..),直到他闹得警方都来了。这一次,卡特曼老妈却一如反常的严厉起来,决定什么都不买,直接回家,这样闹剧才算收尾。

当苹果员工都聚在一起,苹果公司CEO史蒂夫·乔布斯揭晓了一款由凯尔和另外两个被绑架的人组成的新产品——人体iPad。人体iPad由三个人四足爬行,前后相连,一个人的屁眼缝到一个人嘴组成,三个人都只穿了个白裤头。日本人在最前面,头上贴了个iPhone,凯尔在中间,而美国女人在最后面,屁股上连着一个靠三个人排泄物发电的iPad。乔布斯想教会人体iPad阅读和行走,但是当凯尔继续不看条约签合同时,乔布斯特别失望。另一边,在南方公园,杰拉德和孩子们一起前往苹果商店向“天才”寻求帮助,天才们随后施法,告诉电脑的忠实用户杰拉德:如果创建一个苹果账号并把凯尔纳入家庭用户,就可以让凯尔的条约失效,还他自由。

与此同时,卡特曼上了菲尔博士的节目,声称自己的母亲“强奸”了他。尽管他老妈说卡特曼在胡说,观众还是十分买账。也正因此,苹果在发布新产品时把人体iPad送给了卡特曼。不一会儿,杰拉德和“天才”们来告知凯尔同意的条约已经失效,他也应该被释放。乔布斯知道条约失效后,就把凯尔和其他两个人分开释放了。可卡特曼得知自己长时间的梦想瞬间破灭,又开始大声责骂上帝别再“强奸”他。结果一道闪电劈中了他。最后,故事结束在卡特曼躺在病床上哭泣,他的老妈丽安则丝毫不为哭声所动,安然翻阅杂志。

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