“免费非免费”是第十八季的第六集,也是南方公园全系列的第253集，于2014年11月5日播出。
简介
斯坦对市场上热门的最新游戏上了瘾。同时，特伦斯和菲利普对他们新的手机游戏所带来的财富感到不安。
剧情
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这一集从南方公园小学开始，吉米正打算给凯尔推广一款特伦斯与菲利普的新免费游戏。凯尔接受了他的建议，并与巴特斯一起玩起了这个游戏。但是在玩了一会，并花了五毛钱之后，他们却发现这个游戏非常无聊，而卡特曼和肯尼也很同意这一点。
在加拿大，特伦斯与菲利普闯进了加拿大手游部门，与加拿大手游部长和加拿大王子对峙。后者二人尝试用个伪装来掩盖他们的行为，但前者很容易就看穿了。因此，他们只好解释了他们的计划，制作一套劣质而且非常愚蠢的游戏，诱使玩家在玩的过程中花钱——这个计划看起来并没有什么伤害，不仅有趣，还能在这个过程中赚钱。
在马许家，斯坦因为在手游上花了489块钱而被父母大骂一顿。兰迪声称这一定是他父亲（马文·马什）的心理恶魔遗传给了斯坦，因为马文有赌博上瘾的迹象。莎伦表示兰迪自己可能也在酒上受到了影响，而兰迪则坚决否认，因为他现在只喝蓝带啤酒和葡萄酒。
回到加拿大，手游部长给二人从头到尾解释了一大堆，重心在于这个游戏不能太好玩，这样才能让玩家付钱而获得乐趣。他还用支票和“所有人都在做”的心理解释让二人平静下来。
一会之后，凯尔、卡特曼和肯尼面对着斯坦，因为斯坦明显已经迷上了这个游戏了。在这个过程中，斯坦无意地说出是吉米向他推荐的游戏。于是凯尔、卡特曼和肯尼意识到，吉米是把这游戏告诉了所有的人。
凯尔和众人与吉米在镇上对峙起来，询问吉米为什么要把游戏推荐给大家。吉米迫于压力说出实情，他其实根本没玩过这个游戏，只不过是拿钱办事，负责推荐而已。
再回到加拿大，特伦斯与菲利普又决定，他们不想推出什么免费游戏了，因为他们担心玩家会在游戏上耗费太多的钱。但是手游部长再次想出了解决方案，那就是拿出一部分钱来告诉人们，要负责任、懂道理地花钱，就像酒精企业那样。
An advertisement for alcohol then plays, showing people having a great time while drinking and showing sexual imagery, only to be followed by the statement "Drink Responsibly".
At the Three Feathers Indian Casino, Randy is showing Stan, Marvin Marsh's terrible gambling addiction. He then takes Stan and Marvin home to scold them some more. Marvin brings up Randy's alcoholism but Randy denies it. Stan and Marvin agree to quit together.
At the Valmer Residence, Jimmy explains to Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny that he needed the money to play another freemium game and that the companies make you pay on purpose.
That night, Stan is trying to sleep, but the Terrance and Phillip game keeps taunting him and he eventually obliges. He spends $26,000. Randy scolds him yet again, citing that just because he is Lorde doesn't mean that Stan can spend this money.
Stan goes to the Kyle's house for help and Cartman, Kenny and Jimmy come over. Jimmy, while alone with Stan, tells him to ask a higher power for help. Meanwhile, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman are trying to figure out how to get the word out about Canada using pushers. Cartman simply tweets it and it starts to trend.
In Canada, Terrance and Phillip confront the Minister of Mobile Gaming about the pushers. The Minister of Mobile Gaming explains the real reason for freemium games. He explains that a small percentage of people pay for freemium games and it's those people who have problems with addictions. Terrance and Phillip won't stand for this.
Later, Stan starts praying to a higher power. Suddenly, Satan appears to tell him all about addiction. He explains that Dopamine is released when doing something pleasurable. In nature, this happens when you survive and sex, but since humans can easily survive and have sex, they get their Dopamine from addictions. If you are addicted and use too much, you need more and more to get Dopamine, meaning that Stan is just a normal human being.
The Minister of Mobile Games continues to explain that they are building a new Canada with micro-payments, finally revealing he's the Canadian Devil, or Beelzaboot.
Satan is explaining that Stan's genetics, from his father, are also a factor in his addictive personality. Stan's iPhone goes off and Satan checks out the Terrance and Phillip mobile game, stating it's different when something isn't fun. Stan tells him that Canada put the game out and Satan immediately knows the Canadian Devil made the game. Satan asks to borrow Stan's soul and Stan allows him to. He possesses Stan's body and makes his way towards Canada.
In Canada, the Canadian Devil now has complete control over the souls of every Canadian. However, Satan in Stan's body fights with the Canadian Devil. The fight leads to the entire area being blown up by Satan and sucked into Hell.
Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are playing basketball, when Stan rises from Hell and walks off.
Terrance, Phillip, and the Prince of Canada hold a press conference and declare that Canada will not make freemium games and will not use the money from addicts to help themselves. Canada will still be an ethical, respected, "shitty" tundra.
Later, Stan and Marvin are playing board games in order to keep themselves clean. Randy shows up and decides to join them. He asks them if they want to put money on it