这里直到升上四年级一集，四人组升年级之前都是三年级教室。教室里有各式桌子、绿色的墙壁以及一块黑板，墙上挂着动物的实景照片。另外，黑板上方的字母表排列很奇特，大写字母以正常的顺序排列，小写字母的顺序完全反过来。然而，在恋鸡狂和艾克的小弟弟中，上面写着“DiOsMiOhAnMaTaDoHaKeNnYbAsTaRdOs”，它的拼法是“Dios Mio, Han matado a Kenny! Bastardos!”，即西班牙语版的“天啊，他们杀了肯尼！你们这些混蛋！”整行有两个小写的n,但没有小写的k。
The computer lab was first seen in “Make Love, Not Warcraft” when the boys were trying to level up their characters. It has turquoise colored walls, with a dark gray floor and white ceiling panels. The classroom layout is 3 sides with desks and computers and 1 side with a whiteboard. The room is at the side of the school as it has a window; the door is brown with a mesh panel to the side. The computer screensaver is the South Park Cows logo on a green background. It was later seen in “The Ungroundable”. Mr. Mackey was teaching the class as they played Call of Duty: World at War and Wendy was editing her picture in “The Hobbit”.
The school club room includes different activities in which the students can partake. It was seen in the Season Twenty-Three episode “Board Girls” where Cartman, Stan, Butters, Clyde, and Scott play board games during the "Dice Studz" activity. Cartman, and the rest of the boys, get angry when Nichole, Tammy, and Kelly join the club and beat them at every game. The school club room includes the following clubs:
|Drama and Theater Club||Monday||9 A.M - 12 P.M|
|Science Olympiad||Monday||2 P.M - 4 P.M|
|Book Club||Monday||5 P.M - 6 P.M|
|Art Club||Tuesday||9 A.M - 10 A.M|
|Dice Studz Board Games Club||Tuesday||12 P.M - 2 P.M|
|Mathletes Club||Tuesday||4 P.M - 6 P.M|
|Photography Club||Wednesday||2 P.M - 4 P.M|
|Glee Club||Wednesday||5 P.M - 6 P.M|
|Mock Trial and Debate Club||Thursday||10 A.M - 1 P.M|
|Chess Club||Thursday||2 P.M - 3 P.M|
|Horticulture Club||Thursday||4 P. M - 6 P.M|
|Prose & Poetry Club||Friday||10 A.M - 12 P.M|
|Sports Club||Friday||3 P.M - 5 P.M|
The Library has featured prominently in three episodes, “Chef Goes Nanners”, “Ginger Kids”, “Breast Cancer Show Ever”. In the appearances in “Chef Goes Nanners” and “Ginger Kids” it had wooden bookcases full of books and tables and chairs. In “Ginger Kids” a more open bit of the library was seen which included a wooden speakers stand with 'SP' etched on, chairs, tables with globes and various other bric a bric on it. In “Breast Cancer Show Ever” the room was shown to have a more 'grimmer' decor than in previous episodes with gray walls and a patterned blue carpet. The room was also used as the detention hall in the same episode.
The Theater has been featured in Helen Keller The Musical, Erection Day and Royal Pudding. It has been the setting for school talent shows, holiday plays and class performances about the dangers of Tooth Decay.
The basketball court first made its appearance in a cameo in “Mystery of the Urinal Deuce” where you only saw a bit of the hall. It wasn't shown again until “Elementary School Musical” where there was a game versus a rival team. It had wood paneled flooring, bleachers, two basketball hoops, a large scoreboard and was shown with pale green walls. There was also lots of posters and emblems on the walls.
The cafeteria is featured in many episodes as when the students need to discuss something or contact Chef. It has oblong shaped lunch tables, and although it often looks like they can only accommodate 2 in the panning shots, they can have up to 8 people on a single table. To collect food you go in one door to collect the food and exit via the other, the kitchen is inside this room. The cafeteria has several entrances and exits. On the wall opposite the serving counter is a "Hot Lunch Menu" which is an obvious reference to the sexual act "Hot Lunch".
This room, shown in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, is where Mr. Mackey teaches children about the dangers of drugs and swearing. It has blue walls and a pale pink carpet. The furniture includes a piano, two blackboards, sewing machines, a water fountain and lots of chairs. To date, this room hasn't made any other cameos.
Detention hall is usually shown in the cafeteria mostly when children are getting into trouble. However, in "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Cartman and Clyde serve detention in the library. Detention hall is controlled by Mr. Mackey.
Shown in Bass to Mouth, It has one computer inside it and is only used on Thursdays, so Wikileaks was able to gain access to it without interruption. It has stars on one wall and a movable chalkboard, as well as music stands.
The bathrooms are seen often. In “The List," the boys shared the girls' list of the cutest boys with each other by taping it on the bathroom's wall. In “T.M.I.”, Eric Cartman and several other boys measured the penises of every boy in their class in the boys bathroom. In “Quest for Ratings”, the girls bathroom is seen briefly in a report by the boys about the dangers of cough syrup. In “Butterballs”, the boys bathroom is used by bullies to confront the individual who they are bullying.
This is shown outside in the playground. It's used for rugby games against other towns.
Mr. Mackey's office has the word "COUNSELOR" on the front of its door. Craig is usually seen sitting in a chair outside it. On the inside, it has a seat in which the pupil would sit. It also has posters up and Mr. Mackey's certificate to be a school counselor. In “Insheeption” the office is shown to be filled with useless stuff. Subsequently, Mr. Mackey is declared to be a hoarder.
For the worst behavior, pupils are sent to the principal's office. It has (obviously) the principal's desk, and a chair to the left of it, where Mr. Mackey usually sits. On the wall, there is a poster depicting a monkey and the caption, "Hang in there!" It also has a bookcase. As seen in "Breast Cancer Show Ever" it overlooks the school's parking lot.
First seen in “Conjoined Fetus Lady," this is where the students go when they are injured. It has a hospital bed, medical apparatus, health posters, and a desk.
The Janitor's Closet was featured in “Breast Cancer Show Ever” when Cartman tried to get Wendy to call off the fight. It has cleaning supplies, a mop, a bucket, and a desk with a chair in it and a noticeboard above the desk.
South Park Elementary has many sports teams, including a football team, a basketball team, and a cheerleading team. They had a wrestling team, but it was disbanded in “W.T.F.”.
- A lot of people who worked for the school died: Chef, Ms. Crabtree, Ms. Ellen, Ms. Stevenson, and Ms. Choksondik.
In “Quest for Ratings," it appears that the school has its own private television station that broadcasted Craig's show “Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens” and the boys' show “Super School News." "Super School News" was re-branded as “Sexy Action School News” later on and "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens" was replaced by “Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats." Also, as seen at the end of the episode and in later episodes, the announcements are made over a P.A. system.
The New Kid is sent to call the factions, but finds out Craig has got detention. Cartman instructs him to break into school and free Craig. During the quest, the New Kid is forced to fight many hallway monitors, all of whom are ginger.
The Goth Kids are found outside the school, where the New Kid manages to recruit them to either the humans or the elves. The New Kid and his chosen faction attack the school to retrieve the stick from the other faction. Here, they discover the ginger hallway monitors turning into Nazi zombies. The boys reach the classroom and the final battle begins, either against Cartman or Kyle. The boys then discover that Clyde has taken the stick.
For Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo, the New Kid needs to fight bacteria found in the basement of the school.
A flag for the Timmy express can be found outside.
- 比尔·艾伦 - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
- 福西·麦克唐纳 - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
- 列米鼠 - Found in the 5th Grade classroom.
- 迈克尔 - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
- 皮特·希尔曼 - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
- 亨利埃塔·毕格 - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
- 弗尔科·史密斯 - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
- Poodlesaurus - Can be found in the vent in the first hallway.
- Pterdaken - Found in the openable locker next to either DogPoo or Tweek.
- Donkeytron - Found in the oven in the kitchen.
- Witch Robes - Found behind a log to the left of the school (gnome powder required).
- Necromancer Hood - Looted from one of the kids attacking an ally when the New Kid first goes upstairs.
- Necromancer Robes - Looted from a Nazi Zombie Ginger Kid found before entering the boiler room.
- Necromancer Gloves - Looted from one of the kids by the exit of the cafeteria.
- Mace of Restoration - Found in the Hallway Monitor Boss's Locker
- Holy Hammer of Smiting - Obtained after defeating the Nazi Zombie Ginger Kommandant in the basement.
- Dodgeball - Looted from one of the hall monitors in Detention Sentence.
- Basketball - Looted from one of the already defeated kids in the cafeteria.
- Laser Sword - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
- Star Wand - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
- Sword Breaker - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
- Sica Dagger of the Faithful - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.