- Cry of the ManBearPig - Grants ManBearPig regeneration and Attack Up. Only available to ManBearPig.
- Cursed Blade - Drain PP with each hit.
- Defense Matrix Condition Green - Increases the defense of its allies. Only available to Alien Defense Matrix.
- Excelsior - Grants Al Gore Attack Up and regeneration.
- FInal Gift - Killing this enemy will heal all its allies.
- Ginger Strikes - Melee attacks inflict bleeding. Only available to gingers.
- Hooked Up to Defense Matrix - Very strong defense. Only available to the Alien Pilots.
- Horde Strong - Defense and Attack vastly increased.
- Hunker Down - Grants Defense Up to the enemy and its allies.
- Inferno Blade - Melee attacks inflict Burning.
- Slow Smash - Melee attacks inflict Slowed Down.
|恶心||The character/enemy/buddy takes damage every turn and cannot heal via the use of potions or any food. Interferes with enemy healing. Equivalent to Zombie + Poison in RPG.|
|恼怒||Disables abilities and forces the character to only attack whoever pissed him/her off. Equivalent to taunted in RPG.|
|流血||Take damage every turn. Can be multiplied up to 5 for more damage.|
|完蛋||Affected person dies after 3 turns, regardless of HP. RPG equal to Doomed.|
|睡眠||The character cannot act/defend themselves for the remainder of the effect or until attacked.|
|迟缓||Take your turns half as often, treating everyone else (Even your buddy if he isn't slowed as well) as if they were Hasted. Associated with Frost damage.|
|燃烧||Affected characters take damage every turn and become more vulnerable to your next magic attack. Using magic on the afflicted enemy removes Burning from them however. Associated with Fire damage.|
|N/A||Dire Aids||Take 5% HP damage at the end of your turn. Cannot be healed by normal means or out of combat. Only acquired and healed in Canada.|
|Stunned||Cannot do anything for a turn, including defending oneself from an enemy's attack.|
|能力下降||Lowers Ability for a turn. Can be stacked multiple times.|
|攻击力下降||Lowers attack for a turn. Can be stacked multiple times.|
|防御力下降||Lowers defence for a turn. Can be stacked multiple times.|
|N/A||Abilities Destroyed||Decreases damage of abilities with each stack.|
|大厨遗憾||Chef is paralyzed by his regret (stunned). Inflicted on Nazi Zombie Chef if the player successfully blocks Hello Children.|
|N/A||Defense Annhilated||Take more damage with each stack.|
|疲倦||Jimmy is exhausted from playing the Brown Note.|
|全球暖化||Die due to massive global climate change if not blocked.|
|Very, Very Small||This enemy is tiny, so it should be a pushover. Right?|
|Vulnerability to Nausea||The enemy takes 50% more damage from Nausea|
|Vulnerability to Cold||The enemy takes 50% more damage from Cold|
|Vulnerability to Fire||The enemy takes 50% more damage from Fire|
|Vulnerability to Shock||The enemy takes 50% more damage from Shock|
|Vulnerability to Holiness||The enemy takes 50% more damage from Holiness|