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卡特曼与霍比特人

卡特曼与霍比特人

卡特曼与霍比特人南方公园工作室为2012年斯派克电视游戏奖(SpikeTV Video Game Awards)创作的短片,该奖项于2012年12月7日颁奖。

背景

在这部短片的开头,一个小霍比特人正在检查一个戒指。埃瑞克·卡特曼穿着他在“护戒使团再临双塔”和在南方公园:真理之杖中穿过的巫师服接近霍比特人,并试图说服他让他杀死所有的嬉皮士

霍比特人感到不明所以,他拒绝了卡特曼的请求,并强调说他正在寻找龙的宝藏。这激怒了卡特曼,他宣布霍比特人应该尊重他的权威。随后,卡特曼用手杖猛击霍比特人的头部,并转过身去面对参加VGA颁奖典礼的观众。卡特曼欢迎观众的到来,打开了灯光,播放了音乐,然后介绍了主持颁奖典礼的塞缪尔·L·杰克逊。

冷知识

  • 卡特曼介绍塞缪尔·L·杰克逊是“黑客帝国里面那个光头的家伙”。事实上杰克逊在该系列任何一部电影中都没有出场,卡特曼很可能把他和扮演莫菲斯的劳伦斯·菲什伯恩搞混了。

剧本

卡特曼与霍比特人
A fertile, fantasy land. A small hobbit is examining a ring.
Narrator
The most beloved fantasy story of all time is now a fully-animated video game. It is the tale of a small hobbit and a great wizard who appeared to him, one day. [Eric Cartman, the wizard, steps forward]
Cartman
All right dude, check it out. Go, like, that way, and then up this one mountain, and then kill all the Hippies you come across.
Hobbit
Kill— hippies? No, no; I'm searching for a dragon's treasure!
Cartman
I'm the wizard, you're the dwarf, and you will respect my authoritah! [hits the Hobbit with his staff]
Hobbit
I am no dwarf! And that staff gives you no authority.
Cartman
Yes it does, look right here. [lowers the staff] See? Look closer, look closer. [the Hobbit leans forward] RESPECT! [clubs the Hobbit, drawing blood] MY! [clubs him again] AUTHORITAH! [clubs him a final time, then turns to the camera] Humans, Elves, and half-Jews everywhere! Welcome to the Tenth Anniversary of the VGA Awards! Let there be lights! [lights shine] Let there be music! [music begins] And now, here is your host for the evening: That bald guy from The Matrix! Samuel Leroy Jackson!
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