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==简介==
 
==简介==
[[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] (along with the rest of the [[The 4th Grade|4th Grade]]) have had enough of [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] and ignore him, which leads him to think he has died and has become a ghost. Cartman tries to get into heaven by doing "good deeds", but fails in the end.
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[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]][[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]][[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]](以及其他[[四年级生]])都受够了[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]的所作所为,开始不理他,这让卡特曼觉得自己死了,已经变成了鬼魂。卡特曼做出了一系列“善行”,试图升上天堂,但最后没有成功。
   
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==剧情==
 
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At Stan's house, [[The Boys|the boys]] wait for [[Sharon Marsh|Sharon]] to return home with [[Kentucky Fried Chicken|KFC]]. She arrives and asks the boys to help her take the shopping bags in. As they do so, Cartman eats all the skin off the chicken and the boys become incredibly angry at Cartman for eating the best part of the KFC (which causes Kenny to burst into tears). The next day at the bus stop Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are still angry at Cartman and decide that this time he has gone too far. Realizing that he thrives on the fact that they rip on him, they decide that the best way to deal with him is to completely ignore him. Cartman, however, discovering that nobody seems to see or hear him, believes that he has died and became a ghost. He believes this to be confirmed when he goes home and sees a casket-like box coming out of his house, which the men carrying it mentioning that it was filled with chicken skins, when in reality, it is the toilet that Cartman destroyed with his last use of it. He also hears his mother screaming as she has sex with a plumber, mistaking it for crying over his death.
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在斯坦家,[[四人组]]等待着[[莎伦]]带着肯德基回家。她最后到了家,要男孩们帮他取一下车里买的东西。趁着他们去帮忙,卡特曼把每一块原味鸡的鸡皮都吃掉了,男孩们对卡特曼格外的生气,因为他吃掉了原味鸡上最美味的一部分(还导致肯尼哭了起来)。第二天,在公交站,斯坦、凯尔和肯尼还是对卡特曼很生气,他们一直认为,他这次做的太过分了。他们知道,他们越是笑话卡特曼,卡特曼反倒越开心,所以对付他最好的办法就是彻底无视他。然而,在发现好像没人看得见他、听得到他之后,卡特曼相信自己已经死了并化作灵魂。他回到家,看到有人从家里搬出来一个像棺材的盒子,搬运工还说里面满是鸡皮(其实是卡特曼上一次上完厕所后拉堵的马桶)。这使他更加确信这一点。他还听到他妈妈的大声喊叫,以为是在给自己哭丧,但其实是因为她在和水管工做爱。
   
While most of the kids in [[South Park (Location)|South Park]] soon join in [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] and Kenny's resolution to ignore Cartman, [[Butters Stotch|Butters]] is unaware of the movement, and so greets Cartman as he passes by. They then both believe that Butters is somehow psychically able to see him, and set off to try to allow Cartman to go to Heaven (Cartman claims he can't go to hell because he is not black). First, Cartman has Butters apologize to everyone on his behalf; when that fails to allow Cartman to pass over, Butters makes a list of all of Cartman's sins, and they try making amends to various people Cartman has wronged via gift baskets. When this too fails, Cartman goes berserk, destroys Butters' room with a baseball bat, and ends up getting Butters sent to the [[South Park Institute for Mental Health]], where he is anally probed by a machine for over fourteen hours.
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[[南方公园]]绝大多数孩子都加入了斯坦、凯尔和肯尼,下定决心不理卡特曼,但[[巴特斯·斯多奇|巴特斯]]并不知道发生了什么,他碰到卡特曼时,还打了声招呼。他们随后都相信,巴特斯用某种方式能够看到他的身体,于是开始着手于让卡特曼升上天堂(卡特曼说自己不是黑人,下不了地狱)。首先,卡特曼让巴特斯代替他向大家道歉,但这并没有让卡特曼如愿以偿。巴特斯又列出了卡特曼所有的过错,他们给那些被卡特曼伤害过的人赠送礼品篮,企图进行补偿。在这次尝试又失败之后,卡特曼暴跳如雷,拿着一根棒球棒把巴特斯房间砸得稀烂,最后还弄得巴特斯被送到了[[南方公园精神病院]],在那里他的肛门里被塞入了一个振动棒超过十四小时。
   
After breaking Butters out, the two consult a psychic named [[Doctor Lindsay]], who suggests that God has kept Cartman on Earth to help with some kind of crisis. When they hear of a hostage situation at a [[Red Cross Blood Bank|Red Cross]] the two set off and Cartman manages to stop the criminals by moving things around. The robbers are merely befuddled at the child's behavior, which provides enough of a distraction for the police to end the hostage situation. Cartman is credited with saving the day, "armed only with the weapon of confusion," as a news reporter put it. After this, Cartman's classmates arrive and tell him they're willing to be his friend again, thinking he has truly changed. When they leave, Cartman — mortified and furious that he had apologized to everybody and been fooled — again goes berserk and inexplicably blames Butters. After Cartman angrily vows revenge on Butters, he is caught by his parents and a doctor from the asylum (still carrying the anal device), who suggests Butters needs more therapy.
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在让巴特斯逃出来后,两个人咨询了一位名叫[[琳赛医生]]的通灵师。她说,上帝把卡特曼留在了人间,来帮助度过某种危机。他们随后看到了红十字会人质绑架事件,两个人跑到现场,卡特曼假扮鬼魂,翻乱了里面的东西,试图制止罪犯。那几个罪犯不知道这个孩子在干什么,注意力被分散了,结果警察成功进入红十字办公室,救出了人质。卡特曼被夸奖为每日英雄,[[克里斯·施瓦伦波斯|记者]]说他“仅仅装备了名为迷惑的武器”。在这之后,卡特曼的同学赶过来,告诉他,他们觉得他真的改变了,愿意再和他成为朋友。在他们离开之后,卡特曼发现自己之前道了歉,还被人耍了,便又一次暴跳如雷,毫无来由地责怪巴特斯。在卡特曼生气地发誓要对巴特斯报仇之后,巴特斯被他父母以及精神病院的医生抓住了(医生还是拿着那个肛门插入设备)。医生说,巴特斯需要更多治疗。[[en:The Death of Eric Cartman]]
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[[es:La Muerte de Eric Cartman]]
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[[it:La morte di Eric Cartman]]
 
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2020年2月16日 (星期日) 04:42的版本

卡特曼之死”是第九季的第六集,也是南方公园全系列的第131集,于2005年4月13日播出。

简介

斯坦凯尔肯尼(以及其他四年级生)都受够了卡特曼的所作所为,开始不理他,这让卡特曼觉得自己死了,已经变成了鬼魂。卡特曼做出了一系列“善行”,试图升上天堂,但最后没有成功。

剧情

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在斯坦家,四人组等待着莎伦带着肯德基回家。她最后到了家,要男孩们帮他取一下车里买的东西。趁着他们去帮忙,卡特曼把每一块原味鸡的鸡皮都吃掉了,男孩们对卡特曼格外的生气,因为他吃掉了原味鸡上最美味的一部分(还导致肯尼哭了起来)。第二天,在公交站,斯坦、凯尔和肯尼还是对卡特曼很生气,他们一直认为,他这次做的太过分了。他们知道,他们越是笑话卡特曼,卡特曼反倒越开心,所以对付他最好的办法就是彻底无视他。然而,在发现好像没人看得见他、听得到他之后,卡特曼相信自己已经死了并化作灵魂。他回到家,看到有人从家里搬出来一个像棺材的盒子,搬运工还说里面满是鸡皮(其实是卡特曼上一次上完厕所后拉堵的马桶)。这使他更加确信这一点。他还听到他妈妈的大声喊叫,以为是在给自己哭丧,但其实是因为她在和水管工做爱。

南方公园绝大多数孩子都加入了斯坦、凯尔和肯尼,下定决心不理卡特曼,但巴特斯并不知道发生了什么,他碰到卡特曼时,还打了声招呼。他们随后都相信,巴特斯用某种方式能够看到他的身体,于是开始着手于让卡特曼升上天堂(卡特曼说自己不是黑人,下不了地狱)。首先,卡特曼让巴特斯代替他向大家道歉,但这并没有让卡特曼如愿以偿。巴特斯又列出了卡特曼所有的过错,他们给那些被卡特曼伤害过的人赠送礼品篮,企图进行补偿。在这次尝试又失败之后,卡特曼暴跳如雷,拿着一根棒球棒把巴特斯房间砸得稀烂,最后还弄得巴特斯被送到了南方公园精神病院,在那里他的肛门里被塞入了一个振动棒超过十四小时。

在让巴特斯逃出来后,两个人咨询了一位名叫琳赛医生的通灵师。她说,上帝把卡特曼留在了人间,来帮助度过某种危机。他们随后看到了红十字会人质绑架事件,两个人跑到现场,卡特曼假扮鬼魂,翻乱了里面的东西,试图制止罪犯。那几个罪犯不知道这个孩子在干什么,注意力被分散了,结果警察成功进入红十字办公室,救出了人质。卡特曼被夸奖为每日英雄,记者说他“仅仅装备了名为迷惑的武器”。在这之后,卡特曼的同学赶过来,告诉他,他们觉得他真的改变了,愿意再和他成为朋友。在他们离开之后,卡特曼发现自己之前道了歉,还被人耍了,便又一次暴跳如雷,毫无来由地责怪巴特斯。在卡特曼生气地发誓要对巴特斯报仇之后,巴特斯被他父母以及精神病院的医生抓住了(医生还是拿着那个肛门插入设备)。医生说,巴特斯需要更多治疗。

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