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“卡特曼的肛门探针”这一集是[[第一季]]的第一集,也是全系列的第1集,于1997年8月13日播出。
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'''“卡特曼的肛门探针”'''是[[第一季]]的第一集,也是全系列的第1集,于1997年8月13日播出。
 
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== 简介 ==
 
== 简介 ==
 
[[南方公园(地点)|南方公园]]的牛出现了一些神秘的现象。外星人造访地球抓走了[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]的弟弟[[艾克·布罗夫洛夫斯基|艾克]],然后给[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]的屁屁里装上了一个探测器。另外,[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]和[[温蒂·泰斯伯格|温蒂]]的感情也开始萌生。
 
[[南方公园(地点)|南方公园]]的牛出现了一些神秘的现象。外星人造访地球抓走了[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]的弟弟[[艾克·布罗夫洛夫斯基|艾克]],然后给[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]的屁屁里装上了一个探测器。另外,[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]和[[温蒂·泰斯伯格|温蒂]]的感情也开始萌生。
   
 
== 剧情 ==
 
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At the beginning of the episode, Cartman details his dream of him being abducted by aliens and receiving an anal probe. The others try to convince him it was real, but Cartman assumes they are just trying to scare him. Chef then pulls up and asks the boysif they saw a visitor spaceship, inadvertently confirming the reality behind Cartman's "dream". Chef is also wearing a T-shirt with a picture of an alien "visitor" on the back with the word "Believe", scaring Cartman even more. As Chef leaves, the school bus arrives, introducing Ms. Crabtree, a scary-looking, loudmouthed, middle-aged school bus driver who constantly tells the children to "Sit down and shut up!" As the bus is driving away, Kyle looks back and sees his brother Ike, being held by two visitors.
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在这一集开始,卡特曼详细描述了他被[[天外来客|外星人]]绑架并被插入肛门探针的梦。其他人试着让他相信它是真的,但是卡特曼觉得他们只是想吓他。然后[[大厨]]停车在他们面前,问男孩们有没有看到一架天外访客的宇宙飞船,没想到证实了卡特曼“梦“的真实性。而且大厨穿着一件T恤衫,背面有一张外星人的图片并配有单词“Believe”,更是吓到卡特曼了。大厨的车开走后,校车就到了。校车司机是一个有着恐怖面貌,大嘴的中年妇女——[[维罗妮卡·克拉伯翠|克拉伯翠女士]],不停的对孩子们喊叫。当校车开走的时候,凯尔向后看,看到了[[艾克|他的弟弟]]被两个外星人架着。
   
Meanwhile, Officer Barbrady investigates another cow mutilation on Farmer Carl Denkins' farm. Several other visitors try to lure away cows by whistling and offering straw. The cows are not falling into the trap as several aliens have turned them inside out. Barbrady explains that a cow turning inside out is nothing unusual, clearly revealing that he is an incompetent law officer. Also, when helicopters fly by, and the farmer asks what they were, Barbrady says they were pigeons.
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与此同时,[[巴布雷迪警官]]正在调查发生在农民[[比尔·德金斯]]的农场发生的残害奶牛的案子。有几个外星人试着用吹口哨和稻草来吸引奶牛。奶牛们没有上当,因为他们目睹了同伴被解剖,巴布雷迪警官觉得奶牛被残害没有什么不同寻常的,这显然表明了他是一位不称职的警官。并且当有几架直升机飞过时,农民问他那些直升机是什么,巴布雷迪警官说只是一些鸽子。
   
The boys are now at school. Worried about his brother and how his parents will react, Kyle asks Mr. Garrison if he can be excused from school to find his brother. Mr. Garrison tells Kyle he has to ask his hand puppet, Mr. Hat, this is when Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat's shared catchphrase of, "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" is introduced. Cartman laughs at Kyle and ends up farting fire at one of the children, Pip Pirrip.
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男孩们已经到了学校。因为凯尔担心他的弟弟,于是询问[[加里森老师]]他是否能批准他离校去找他的弟弟。加里森老师告诉凯尔,他必须询问他的手偶——[[帽子先生]]。但是帽子先生和加里森老师一起骂他:“你下地狱吧!你下地狱,你去死吧!”。卡特曼嘲笑凯尔结果噗噗的对[[皮普·皮瑞普|后座的一个小孩]]不停的放带火的屁。
   
After class, the four are standing in line for lunch. Cartman is still farting fire. Wendy Testaburger, who, as Cartman explains, "Stan wants to kiss," walks up to Stan, and Stan vomits on her several times out of nervousness. She gives Stan a note asking him to meet her at Stark's Pond after school. When the boys reach the front of the line, Kyle asks Chef what to do when someone does not believe you. Chef breaks out into a sultry, erotic, but an off-topic song about him "making love to a woman by the fire".
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放学后,四个人在排队打午饭。[[温蒂·泰斯伯格]]——卡特曼说是斯坦想要亲吻的人,并且就像卡特曼解释的那样,当温蒂走向斯坦的时候,斯坦因为紧张而呕吐了。她给了斯坦一张纸条要他放学后去[[史塔克池塘]]。当男孩们来到打饭的地方,凯尔问大厨当有人不相信你时应该怎么做,大厨突然用一种撩人的色情声调唱了一首牛头不对马嘴的歌“[[我要跟你个娘们做爱]]”。
   
After being told visitors abducted Kyle's brother, Chef freaks out and says, "What the hell do you think you are doing in school eating Salisbury steak? Go find him, dammit!" A cyclops-like robot then pops up from behind Cartman and quickly retreats from whence it came, this ends up being the anal probe from Cartman's "dream". To help the children find Kyle's brother, Chef pulls the fire alarm.
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在告诉了大厨凯尔的弟弟被外星人绑架了后,大厨很震惊了,表示一定会帮助他们。然后一个独眼的机器人从卡特曼身后突然出现,并迅速从它哪里来的地方收了回去,这就是卡特曼“梦”里的肛门探测器。 为了帮助孩子找到凯尔的弟弟,大厨拉响火警,谎称是消防演习,然男孩们逃出学校。
   
When the children get out of school, Cartman still doesn't believe that he has gotten an anal probe from the visitors. While insisting that he not be under mind control, a beam from above hits him out of nowhere as he suddenly sings "''I Love to Singa''". The children use this as proof that visitors are controlling Cartman. Cartman, in all ignorance, still disagrees with their idea.
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当卡特曼一伙人逃出学校,他任然不相信他被外星人安装了探测器。正当卡特曼坚持他没有被外星人控制的时候,凭空出现一到光柱击中了他,他突然唱起了“[[我爱唱歌]]”。其他的人把他当成是卡特曼被外星人控制的证据。卡特曼依然无知地不同意其他人的想法。
   
Just then, a spaceship appears. Kyle demands that they return Ike. In response, the aliens blast Kennywith a star-shaped object. Which causes Kenny to fly into the street, and he appears to be dead. Stan and Kyle respond by saying, "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" for the first time. Kenny, however, isn't dead yet. He stands up, only to have the herd of cattle that ran away from Jenkins' farm trample him. Kenny is still alive after this. Officer Barbrady finally kills him, in pursuit of the cattle, by running him over in his police car. Despite this, Cartman still denies that the visitors are real and that Kenny is dead. He decides to go home.
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凯尔对着卡特曼的耳朵喊话,要求外星人交出他的弟弟,然后出现了一艘飞碟。外星人用一个星星形状的东西轰击了肯尼,把他打飞到了马路上,好像死了。斯坦和凯尔第一次说出了“我的天哪,他们杀了肯尼!”和“你们这些混蛋!”。但是肯尼没有死,他站了起来,然后被一群牛踩踏了。即使这样肯尼还是没有死,并站了起来,却依然被巴布雷迪警官为了追赶牛群开的警车撞死了。尽管这样,卡特曼还是不相信外星人是真的和肯尼死了的事实。他决定回家
   
Stan and Kyle go to Stark's Pond to meet Wendy, although Kyle wants to keep looking for Ike. Wendy shows up, and Stan vomits when she speaks to him. Kyle tells Wendy what happened to his brother, and she suggests that they use Cartman as bait to draw the aliens back.
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斯坦和凯尔去了史塔克池塘见温蒂,但是凯尔只想去找艾克。温蒂突然出现了,她一对斯坦说话,斯坦就会呕吐。凯尔告诉了温蒂发生在他弟弟身上的事情,她建议他们可以把卡特曼当作诱饵来吸引外星人过来。
   
To lure the visitors back, Stan, Kyle, and Wendy tie Cartman up to a tree. After Cartman farts flames several times, an 80-feet wide satellite dish protrudes from his rectum. After the visitor spaceships show up, Ike is revealed when a door on the ship opens. Kyle gets Ike to jump from the ship by telling him to do his impersonation of David Caruso's career. Before boarding their spaceship, the visitors talk to the cows. The visitors tell the cows that they are the most intelligent life form that they found on Planet Earth. The cows want to know why they turned some of their cow friends inside, tells him to do his impersonation of David Caruso's career. Before boarding their spaceship, the visitors talk to the cows. The visitors tell the cows that they are the most intelligent life form that they found on Planet Earth. The cows want to know why they turned some of their cow friends inside out; the visitors explain that it was "Carl's fault, he's new" and give them a device that makes people sing. Before leaving, the visitors abduct Cartman again.
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为了吸引外星人回来,斯坦和温蒂把卡特曼系在了树上。在卡特曼放了几个火屁之后,一个80英尺宽的碟型卫星从他的直肠里伸出来。在外星飞船出现后,艾克从打开的门里出来了,凯尔告诉他像大卫卡鲁索的职业生涯那样跳下来。在登上他们的飞船之前,外星访客和奶牛们聊天。外星人告诉奶牛是这个星球上他们发现的最智慧的生命形式。奶牛们想知道为什么他们要杀害奶牛的同伴,外星人告诉他“那是卡尔的错,他是菜鸟”并给了它们一个装置。在离开前他们又绑架了卡特曼。
   
Meanwhile, Officer Barbrady find the cows and demands them to come back, but the cows use the device the visitors made on him and make him sing ''I Love To Singa''.
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奶牛们利用外星人给他们的设备,让巴布雷迪警官开始唱跳起“[[我爱唱歌]]”。
   
The next morning, Cartman falls from the sky and lands at the bus stop. One of his eyes is red. He immediately describes to Stan and Kyle a "dream" he had about getting pinkeye from Scott Baio aboard the alien spacecraft.
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第二天早上,卡特曼从天上掉到校车的站台。他的一只眼睛是红色的。他立刻向斯坦和凯尔描述了一个他在外星飞船上被斯克特·拜奥(Scott Baio)传染上红眼病的“梦”。
   
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Leftarrow 南方公园试播集 卡特曼的肛门探针 火山爆发 Rightarrow

“卡特曼的肛门探针”第一季的第一集,也是全系列的第1集,于1997年8月13日播出。

简介 编辑

南方公园的牛出现了一些神秘的现象。外星人造访地球抓走了凯尔的弟弟艾克,然后给卡特曼的屁屁里装上了一个探测器。另外,斯坦温蒂的感情也开始萌生。

剧情 编辑

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在这一集开始,卡特曼详细描述了他被外星人绑架并被插入肛门探针的梦。其他人试着让他相信它是真的,但是卡特曼觉得他们只是想吓他。然后大厨停车在他们面前,问男孩们有没有看到一架天外访客的宇宙飞船,没想到证实了卡特曼“梦“的真实性。而且大厨穿着一件T恤衫,背面有一张外星人的图片并配有单词“Believe”,更是吓到卡特曼了。大厨的车开走后,校车就到了。校车司机是一个有着恐怖面貌,大嘴的中年妇女——克拉伯翠女士,不停的对孩子们喊叫。当校车开走的时候,凯尔向后看,看到了他的弟弟被两个外星人架着。

与此同时,巴布雷迪警官正在调查发生在农民比尔·德金斯的农场发生的残害奶牛的案子。有几个外星人试着用吹口哨和稻草来吸引奶牛。奶牛们没有上当,因为他们目睹了同伴被解剖,巴布雷迪警官觉得奶牛被残害没有什么不同寻常的,这显然表明了他是一位不称职的警官。并且当有几架直升机飞过时,农民问他那些直升机是什么,巴布雷迪警官说只是一些鸽子。

男孩们已经到了学校。因为凯尔担心他的弟弟,于是询问加里森老师他是否能批准他离校去找他的弟弟。加里森老师告诉凯尔,他必须询问他的手偶——帽子先生。但是帽子先生和加里森老师一起骂他:“你下地狱吧!你下地狱,你去死吧!”。卡特曼嘲笑凯尔结果噗噗的对后座的一个小孩不停的放带火的屁。

放学后,四个人在排队打午饭。温蒂·泰斯伯格——卡特曼说是斯坦想要亲吻的人,并且就像卡特曼解释的那样,当温蒂走向斯坦的时候,斯坦因为紧张而呕吐了。她给了斯坦一张纸条要他放学后去史塔克池塘。当男孩们来到打饭的地方,凯尔问大厨当有人不相信你时应该怎么做,大厨突然用一种撩人的色情声调唱了一首牛头不对马嘴的歌“我要跟你个娘们做爱”。

在告诉了大厨凯尔的弟弟被外星人绑架了后,大厨很震惊了,表示一定会帮助他们。然后一个独眼的机器人从卡特曼身后突然出现,并迅速从它哪里来的地方收了回去,这就是卡特曼“梦”里的肛门探测器。 为了帮助孩子找到凯尔的弟弟,大厨拉响火警,谎称是消防演习,然男孩们逃出学校。

当卡特曼一伙人逃出学校,他任然不相信他被外星人安装了探测器。正当卡特曼坚持他没有被外星人控制的时候,凭空出现一到光柱击中了他,他突然唱起了“我爱唱歌”。其他的人把他当成是卡特曼被外星人控制的证据。卡特曼依然无知地不同意其他人的想法。

凯尔对着卡特曼的耳朵喊话,要求外星人交出他的弟弟,然后出现了一艘飞碟。外星人用一个星星形状的东西轰击了肯尼,把他打飞到了马路上,好像死了。斯坦和凯尔第一次说出了“我的天哪,他们杀了肯尼!”和“你们这些混蛋!”。但是肯尼没有死,他站了起来,然后被一群牛踩踏了。即使这样肯尼还是没有死,并站了起来,却依然被巴布雷迪警官为了追赶牛群开的警车撞死了。尽管这样,卡特曼还是不相信外星人是真的和肯尼死了的事实。他决定回家

斯坦和凯尔去了史塔克池塘见温蒂,但是凯尔只想去找艾克。温蒂突然出现了,她一对斯坦说话,斯坦就会呕吐。凯尔告诉了温蒂发生在他弟弟身上的事情,她建议他们可以把卡特曼当作诱饵来吸引外星人过来。

为了吸引外星人回来,斯坦和温蒂把卡特曼系在了树上。在卡特曼放了几个火屁之后,一个80英尺宽的碟型卫星从他的直肠里伸出来。在外星飞船出现后,艾克从打开的门里出来了,凯尔告诉他像大卫卡鲁索的职业生涯那样跳下来。在登上他们的飞船之前,外星访客和奶牛们聊天。外星人告诉奶牛是这个星球上他们发现的最智慧的生命形式。奶牛们想知道为什么他们要杀害奶牛的同伴,外星人告诉他“那是卡尔的错,他是菜鸟”并给了它们一个装置。在离开前他们又绑架了卡特曼。

奶牛们利用外星人给他们的设备,让巴布雷迪警官开始唱跳起“我爱唱歌”。

第二天早上,卡特曼从天上掉到校车的站台。他的一只眼睛是红色的。他立刻向斯坦和凯尔描述了一个他在外星飞船上被斯克特·拜奥(Scott Baio)传染上红眼病的“梦”。

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