Officer Stevens is a police officer in Park County Police Station.
Officer Stevens wears the standard police uniform. He appears with brown hair with thick sideburns.
- "The China Probrem" - Appears as part of a standoff at P.F. Chang's
- "Pee" - Fed a monkey a banana during an experiment for a "vaccine" against urine exposure. Later in the experiment, as Randy Marsh was being peed on, the fire marshal ordered Stevens to prepare his gun.
- "The Poor Kid" - Arrested Eric Cartman for filing a false police report.
- "HappyHolograms" - Tried to tell a joke of him jacking off to another police officer, which went in failure.
- "Naughty Ninjas" - Seen during a protest outside the police station.
- "Splatty Tomato"
- "Dead Kids"