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政确校长再次尝试让男女生关系和好。此时,杰拉德遇上了喷子猎手。
 
政确校长再次尝试让男女生关系和好。此时,杰拉德遇上了喷子猎手。
 
==剧情==
 
==剧情==
At the [[Park County Community Center]], the townsfolk are watching the election results. They watch in shock as Garrison wins the election. [[Randy Marsh|Randy]] comes in and yells about how the country is doomed. A person in the back of the community center shoots himself. [[Herbert Garrison|Garrison]] is shown giving his acceptance speech with [[Caitlyn Jenner]] next to him. He promises to make the country great again and will start by fucking everybody to death.
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[[帕克县社区中心]],乡民们正在观看电视播出的选举结果。看到加里森先生胜选,他们都惊呆了。[[兰迪]]突然插话说这个国家真是要完了。画面后方的一个人直接开枪自杀了。加里森正在和[[凯特琳·詹纳]]一起发表受职演讲。他宣誓将让美国再次强大,就从“操死每个人”开始。
   
[[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] is then shown knocking on the door to the [[Stotch Residence]]. [[Butters Stotch|Butters]] answers it and Cartman asks him if he sent him an email about the Ghostbusters movie being ruined by chicks. Butters angrily snaps at him about dating [[Heidi Turner|Heidi]] and not sticking with the boys. Butters angrily demands Cartman to leave.
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[[卡特曼]]在敲[[斯多奇家]]的门。[[巴特斯]]来应门,卡特曼开口就问自己是否有向他发过一封关于“捉鬼敢死队被女人们毁了”的电邮。巴特斯厉声斥责他和海蒂在这种时候居然还可以在一起,这等于是背叛了男孩们。他随即愤怒地要求卡特曼离开。
   
A reporter stands in front of a barrier that is blocking the city of [[Fort Collins]]. The city is shown in chaos with buildings on fire and cars destroyed. A man tries to climb down the barrier, saying his wife is pissed at him but he is shot by the military before being able to climb down.
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一位记者站在一堆阻隔了[[柯林斯堡]]和外界的障碍物旁。这座城市已经完全陷入了混乱,房子开始着火,到处都是汽车残骸。一个男人试图爬下障碍物,说他已经完全把他妻子惹恼了,但他在还未接触地面时就直接被军队射杀了。
   
A helicopter is flying around the [[Broflovski Residence]], suddenly the secret service pulls up to their house. [[Gerald Broflovski|Gerald]] runs in saying that the government has finally got him and he freaks out. As secret service agents enter the house, Gerald gets behind [[Sheila Broflovski|Sheila]] who defends their actions of peeing on each other. Gerald agrees to go with the agents as he tells the family goodbye. [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], [[Ike Broflovski|Ike]], and Sheila look at each other in confusion.
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一架直升机正在[[布罗夫洛夫斯基家]]上空盘旋,突然,一队秘密特工靠近了他们的房子。[[杰拉德]]一边跑进屋一边惊惶地说:“政府果然还是找上我了。”随着秘密特工的进入,杰拉德躲在希拉身后,她觉得在彼此身上撒尿是完全没有理由被干涉的。但是杰拉德同意和特工一起回去,并且和全家道了别。[[凯尔]][[艾克]][[希拉]]面面相觑,十分迷惑。
   
Cartman and [[Heidi Turner|Heidi]] sit at the park as Heidi says she feels upset about still being disconnected from reality. Cartman starts crying about Amy Schumer after Heidi asks him why he thinks woman are so funny. They both agree that the election has scared them as they both comfort each other.
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卡特曼和[[海蒂]]一起坐在公园里,海蒂说她还是为和现实脱离而感到沮丧。艾米·舒默。他们都一致认为这次的选举结果吓到了他们,并且互相安慰了起来。
   
Gerald is taken under the [[Freemont Bridge]] as [[Hillary Clinton]] appears in the darkness. Gerald is shocked, originally thinking it was [[Dildo Shwaggins]]. She tells Gerald he will be sent in undercover to Denmark to steal the [[TrollTrace.com]] technology.
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杰拉德被带到了[[弗里蒙特桥]]下,[[希拉里·克林顿]]从黑暗中走了出来。杰拉德震惊,他先前以为是[[假屌流氓]]。她告诉杰拉德,他将被秘密送往丹麦以窃取[[喷子追踪网]]的技术。
   
Randy angrily knocks on Garrison’s door. Caitlyn answers as Randy walks in, Garrison has an emotionless look on his face. Randy bashes him about ruining the country and they both start to argue about the new Star Wars. Caitlyn tells Randy that some people like nostalgia as suddenly she throws up on Randy. [[Memberberries]] are heard talking as Randy calms down.
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兰迪愤怒地叩开了加里森先生家的门。凯特琳前来应门,兰迪看见加里森脸上挂着不露情感的表情。兰迪开始斥责他毁了这个国家,随后他们开始为了新星战而争执。凯特琳告诉兰迪有些人沉迷怀旧,还猝不及防地吐了兰迪一身。随着兰迪慢慢冷静下来,耳畔响起了[[回忆莓]]的声音。
   
Government officials tell Gerald he will be going to Denmark posing as a foreign ambassador from the Turkish Islands. He is supposed to go into the TrollTrace building with a briefcase that will knock out the servers and blow up the building. The agents ask him if he can change his voice, he starts doing various voices, including some from Family Guy.
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政府官员告诉杰拉德他将会以土耳其岛屿大使的身份造访丹麦。原计划是杰拉德拖着一个会摧毁整个服务器的手提箱进入喷子追踪网的大楼,最后把整栋建筑炸毁。特工们问杰拉德是否能够改变自己的声音,他开始尝试使用许多不同的声音,甚至还有“恶搞之家”中人物的声音。
   
At the Broflovski Residence, Ike is playing Minecraft on his computer as Gerald pops up on a FaceTime call. Kyle runs in concerned and starts talking to Gerald about how he needs him to explain things to him and that he is confused. Gerald tells Kyle to lighten up and stop being a pussy. Ike says "Daddy called you a pussy" as Kyle looks confused about what just happened.
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在布罗夫洛夫斯基家中,在艾克正在电脑上玩“我的世界”的时候,杰拉德突然发来了视频通话请求。凯尔担心地跑了进来并且跟他爸爸说他十分迷惑,希望他能够向他解释一下到底发生了什么。杰拉德让自己的儿子不要那么没种。艾克说,爸爸说你是胆小鬼;凯尔对刚才发生的一切更加困惑了。
   
At [[South Park Elementary]], [[PC Principal]] addresses the school about healing and coming together after the election. [[Bill Clinton]] comes out and announces [[Bill Clinton's Gentleman's Club]]. [[Bill Cosby]] comes out as they both start singing. The students are seen looking as they continue singing.
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[[南方公园小学]][[政确校长]]正在就竞选后的疗愈和团结向全校发表演讲。[[比尔·克林顿]]从幕后跑了出来,并且推介了比尔克林顿的绅士俱乐部。[[比尔·科斯比]]也走了出来,两个比尔开始合唱。同学们在他们唱歌时非常安静,全场气氛十分尴尬。
   
Heidi is in her room doing homework as Cartman comes in panic, he says in an urgent tone that they need to go to [[Mars]] as soon as possible. Cartman assures her that he has a plan to do so.
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海蒂在她的房间里做作业时,卡特曼突然慌慌张张地跑了进来,他以十万火急的口吻说到,他们该尽快去[[火星]]了。
   
In Denmark, Gerald is seen at the airport as he is directed to his escort. He arrives at the TrollTrace building as [[Lennart Bedrager]] meets him.
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在丹麦,杰拉德刚下飞机就被指引去见他的地接。[[莱纳特·贝格拉德]]在喷子追踪网大楼里接见了杰拉德。
   
[[Stan Marsh|Stan]] is in a restaurant trying to talk to [[Wendy Testaburger|Wendy]], who remains emotionless the entire time while Stan is talking. Bill Clinton is giving Stan tips on what to say. Butters suddenly knocks on the locked door, declares Stan a traitor to the boys, and starts rubbing his wiener against the door, Cosby called this “pressin’ pickle”.
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[[斯坦]]正在一个餐厅里尝试和温蒂对话,但是她还是对斯坦视若罔闻,在整个谈话过程中毫无所动。比尔·克林顿正在对斯坦的对话进行指导。巴特斯突然敲起了锁上的门,控诉斯坦是男孩儿们的背叛者,随后就把小鸡鸡贴到了门上,科斯比将之称为“拍黄瓜”。
   
At the TrollTrace building, Gerald and Lennart are talking. He shows a picture of [[Freja Ollegard]] on the screen, and Gerald begins to silently chuckle. Lennart starts reading the fake names, which causes Gerald to laugh even harder. Lennart asks if he is ready to see the servers, he gets in Gerald's face, a little suspicious as to why he was chuckling.
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在喷子追踪网大厦中,杰拉德和莱纳特正在交谈。他在屏幕上展示了[[芙蕾雅·奥伦甘]]的照片,杰拉德开始偷笑。莱纳特开始宣读那些在节目里出现的虚假的医生名字,这让杰拉德笑的更欢了。莱纳特询问杰拉德是否已经准备好看看服务器了,对他的偷笑报以怀疑的表情。
   
At the [[Stotch Residence]], Bill Clinton knocks on the door. Steven and [[Linda Stotch]] introduce themselves as the door is opened. Bill asks to speak with Butters, who is obviously grounded. Butters is sticking his wiener out the window. Bill Clinton asks if they could have a talk.
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比尔·克林顿敲响了斯多奇家的门,[[琳达·斯多奇|琳达]]和史蒂芬一边开门一边介绍了自己。比尔请求和巴特斯对话,显然,他已经被禁足了。巴特斯正对着窗外展示他的小鸡鸡,克林顿问他们是否可以谈谈。
   
At the Marsh residence, the family is eating dinner as Randy asks if everybody is excited about the future of America. Shelly responds, who isn’t happy about it saying that America is going to suck for 4 years. Randy and Sharon start arguing about the new Star Wars as Randy throws up on her and Shelly.
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在马什家,家庭的晚餐上,兰迪问大家是否对美国的未来感到兴奋。[[雪莉]]很不开心地回答了,她觉得之后四年美国都会逊爆了。兰迪和[[莎伦]]对新星战开始了争吵,兰迪还吐在了雪莉和莎伦身上。
   
Gerald is invited into the server room at the TrollTrace building, he walks in and starts taking photos with his camera glasses. He runs into [[Dildo Shwaggins]], which shocks Gerald. All of the internet trolls are seen in the room. After hearing that the Danish wanted Gerald and all of the internet trolls for driving Freja Ollegard to suicide, Gerald tries to escape the room but has no luck. The briefcases start beeping and open up to a video playing Rick Astley’s song [[Never Gonna Give You Up]]. The trolls watch in confusion realizing that the Danish have just trolled them back.
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杰拉德被邀请到了放置服务器的房间,他一边走近一边用他的相机眼镜拍照。令他震惊的是,他居然在这里撞见了[[假屌流氓]]。随后他在这里看见了所有的网络喷子。在听到他们这群网络喷子都因为促使芙蕾雅·奥伦甘自杀而被丹麦通缉了,杰拉德尝试逃离这个房间但很不幸的是他失败了。手提箱突然开始滴滴作响,并且开始播放瑞克·艾斯利的永远不会放弃你。喷子们面面相觑,逐渐意识到丹麦人对他们进行了回喷。
   
Bill Clinton and Butters sit down and have a conversation about Butters “Pickle Pressing”. Butters is crying after he asks him if a girl broke his heart. Bill tells Butters they are close to the end and that everybody is fucked because woman are pissed off and that they must act like they have changed and need to start kissing ass before TrollTrace becomes public and makes everything worse or else men will end up "underground and milked for their semen".
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比尔克林顿和巴特斯就巴特斯的“拍黄瓜”行为进行了一次谈话。在被问到是否被女孩伤过心时,巴特斯哭了。比尔和巴特斯说你们差一点就成了,但是我们的生活突然变得操蛋了起来,就是因为女人们被惹毛了,所以他们必须因此表现出改观,并且在喷子追踪网面世并把事态变得更糟糕之前讨好她们,否则男人们就只会“被关在地下室里榨精”而存活于世了。
   
Cartman and Heidi climb up a hill holding hands as the Space X building is seen in the distance. Cartman's journey to Mars, lives on.
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卡特曼和海蒂牵手一起爬上了一座小山丘,远处能看见太空探索技术公司。卡特曼的火星之旅,“开始直播”。[[en:Oh, Jeez]]
 
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2020年4月6日 (一) 08:57的版本

噢,天哪”是第二十季的第七集,也是南方公园全系列的第274集,于2016年11月9日播出。

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简介

政确校长再次尝试让男女生关系和好。此时,杰拉德遇上了喷子猎手。

剧情

帕克县社区中心,乡民们正在观看电视播出的选举结果。看到加里森先生胜选,他们都惊呆了。兰迪突然插话说这个国家真是要完了。画面后方的一个人直接开枪自杀了。加里森正在和凯特琳·詹纳一起发表受职演讲。他宣誓将让美国再次强大,就从“操死每个人”开始。

卡特曼在敲斯多奇家的门。巴特斯来应门,卡特曼开口就问自己是否有向他发过一封关于“捉鬼敢死队被女人们毁了”的电邮。巴特斯厉声斥责他和海蒂在这种时候居然还可以在一起,这等于是背叛了男孩们。他随即愤怒地要求卡特曼离开。

一位记者站在一堆阻隔了柯林斯堡和外界的障碍物旁。这座城市已经完全陷入了混乱,房子开始着火,到处都是汽车残骸。一个男人试图爬下障碍物,说他已经完全把他妻子惹恼了,但他在还未接触地面时就直接被军队射杀了。

一架直升机正在布罗夫洛夫斯基家上空盘旋,突然,一队秘密特工靠近了他们的房子。杰拉德一边跑进屋一边惊惶地说:“政府果然还是找上我了。”随着秘密特工的进入,杰拉德躲在希拉身后,她觉得在彼此身上撒尿是完全没有理由被干涉的。但是杰拉德同意和特工一起回去,并且和全家道了别。凯尔艾克希拉面面相觑,十分迷惑。

卡特曼和海蒂一起坐在公园里,海蒂说她还是为和现实脱离而感到沮丧。艾米·舒默。他们都一致认为这次的选举结果吓到了他们,并且互相安慰了起来。

杰拉德被带到了弗里蒙特桥下,希拉里·克林顿从黑暗中走了出来。杰拉德震惊,他先前以为是假屌流氓。她告诉杰拉德,他将被秘密送往丹麦以窃取喷子追踪网的技术。

兰迪愤怒地叩开了加里森先生家的门。凯特琳前来应门,兰迪看见加里森脸上挂着不露情感的表情。兰迪开始斥责他毁了这个国家,随后他们开始为了新星战而争执。凯特琳告诉兰迪有些人沉迷怀旧,还猝不及防地吐了兰迪一身。随着兰迪慢慢冷静下来,耳畔响起了回忆莓的声音。

政府官员告诉杰拉德他将会以土耳其岛屿大使的身份造访丹麦。原计划是杰拉德拖着一个会摧毁整个服务器的手提箱进入喷子追踪网的大楼,最后把整栋建筑炸毁。特工们问杰拉德是否能够改变自己的声音,他开始尝试使用许多不同的声音,甚至还有“恶搞之家”中人物的声音。

在布罗夫洛夫斯基家中,在艾克正在电脑上玩“我的世界”的时候,杰拉德突然发来了视频通话请求。凯尔担心地跑了进来并且跟他爸爸说他十分迷惑,希望他能够向他解释一下到底发生了什么。杰拉德让自己的儿子不要那么没种。艾克说,爸爸说你是胆小鬼;凯尔对刚才发生的一切更加困惑了。

南方公园小学政确校长正在就竞选后的疗愈和团结向全校发表演讲。比尔·克林顿从幕后跑了出来,并且推介了比尔克林顿的绅士俱乐部。比尔·科斯比也走了出来,两个比尔开始合唱。同学们在他们唱歌时非常安静,全场气氛十分尴尬。

海蒂在她的房间里做作业时,卡特曼突然慌慌张张地跑了进来,他以十万火急的口吻说到,他们该尽快去火星了。

在丹麦,杰拉德刚下飞机就被指引去见他的地接。莱纳特·贝格拉德在喷子追踪网大楼里接见了杰拉德。

斯坦正在一个餐厅里尝试和温蒂对话,但是她还是对斯坦视若罔闻,在整个谈话过程中毫无所动。比尔·克林顿正在对斯坦的对话进行指导。巴特斯突然敲起了锁上的门,控诉斯坦是男孩儿们的背叛者,随后就把小鸡鸡贴到了门上,科斯比将之称为“拍黄瓜”。

在喷子追踪网大厦中,杰拉德和莱纳特正在交谈。他在屏幕上展示了芙蕾雅·奥伦甘的照片,杰拉德开始偷笑。莱纳特开始宣读那些在节目里出现的虚假的医生名字,这让杰拉德笑的更欢了。莱纳特询问杰拉德是否已经准备好看看服务器了,对他的偷笑报以怀疑的表情。

比尔·克林顿敲响了斯多奇家的门,琳达和史蒂芬一边开门一边介绍了自己。比尔请求和巴特斯对话,显然,他已经被禁足了。巴特斯正对着窗外展示他的小鸡鸡,克林顿问他们是否可以谈谈。

在马什家,家庭的晚餐上,兰迪问大家是否对美国的未来感到兴奋。雪莉很不开心地回答了,她觉得之后四年美国都会逊爆了。兰迪和莎伦对新星战开始了争吵,兰迪还吐在了雪莉和莎伦身上。

杰拉德被邀请到了放置服务器的房间,他一边走近一边用他的相机眼镜拍照。令他震惊的是,他居然在这里撞见了假屌流氓。随后他在这里看见了所有的网络喷子。在听到他们这群网络喷子都因为促使芙蕾雅·奥伦甘自杀而被丹麦通缉了,杰拉德尝试逃离这个房间但很不幸的是他失败了。手提箱突然开始滴滴作响,并且开始播放瑞克·艾斯利的“永远不会放弃你”。喷子们面面相觑,逐渐意识到丹麦人对他们进行了回喷。

比尔克林顿和巴特斯就巴特斯的“拍黄瓜”行为进行了一次谈话。在被问到是否被女孩伤过心时,巴特斯哭了。比尔和巴特斯说你们差一点就成了,但是我们的生活突然变得操蛋了起来,就是因为女人们被惹毛了,所以他们必须因此表现出改观,并且在喷子追踪网面世并把事态变得更糟糕之前讨好她们,否则男人们就只会“被关在地下室里榨精”而存活于世了。

卡特曼和海蒂牵手一起爬上了一座小山丘,远处能看见太空探索技术公司。卡特曼的火星之旅,“开始直播”。

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