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"圣诞节的小犹太"是在第一季圣诞便便汉基先生”中凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基演唱的歌曲。

背景

凯尔在圣诞节感到被冷落,因为他的家人庆祝光明节,而不是圣诞节,他的朋友也告诉他犹太人不能吃圣诞节的雪。此外,没有人相信他关于汉基先生是真实存在的说法。

冷知识

  • 这首歌的加长版本被收录在了音乐专辑《汉基先生的圣诞特辑》中,加长版中有一个低沉的声音唱着身为犹太人在圣诞节的好处,让凯尔不再感到难过。

歌词

原版

凯尔:
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there is something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing 'Huhash Dogavish'
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles? Tell me, please!

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.

加长版

凯尔:
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there is something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing 'Huhash Dogavish'
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles? Tell me, please!

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.


低沉的声音:
Hey, little boy, I couldn't help but hear
You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer
But I've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you should be glad.

Cause it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all
Don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.


凯尔:
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap and have him breathe his stinky breath on me!

低沉的声音:
That's right. You're a Jew...

凯尔:
A stylin' Jew...

合唱:
It's a good time... to be Hebrew
On Christmas!


低沉的声音:
On Christmas.

国语版歌词

凯子:
那冷冷寒风刺痛我脸庞
那纷纷大雪加深我伤悲
大家都在欢乐庆祝圣诞我却没人理
没有圣诞老人驾着雪橇来送我礼物
在我的世界没人相信主耶稣基督

佛教徒
没人理会
寂寞圣诞

行宪纪念日是大节日
但对我来说却没有意义
而我不懂为何圣诞老人不爱佛教徒
在平安夜里完全不理会我的孤独
我只想大声骂着脏话
靠 谁能告诉我为什么

佛教徒
没人理会
被人唾弃
我好孤单
寂寞圣~诞~

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