“地狱圣诞节”是由撒旦在第三季的“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”中所唱的歌曲。撒旦在听到阿道夫·希特勒所唱的悲伤版本的哦，圣诞树后便唱了这首歌。
许多过世的名人在这首歌里以地狱居民的身份出现，包括：
还有一幅安迪·迪克的照片挂在撒旦的壁炉上。
歌词[]
撒旦：
Well I'll tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather 'round!
String up the lights and light up the tree,
we're gonna make some revelry,
spirits are high, so I can tell
it's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by,
there's lots of demon toys to buy,
the snow is falling and all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham,
after he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son,
肯尼迪父子：
Reunited for the holidays, god bless us everyone!
所有人：
Everybody has a happy glow,
let's dance in blood and pretend its snow,
撒旦：
Even Mao Tse-tung is under the spell,
it's Christmas time in hell!
Adolf, here's a present for you!
希特勒：
(Unwraps present to find a Christmas tree)
Ein Tannenbaum!'
撒旦：
Yes, ein Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from heavens door,
to rule in hell for ever more,
but now I'm kinda glad, that I fell,
'cause it's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stocking on,
we still have to shop for Genghis Khan,
Michael Landon's hair looks swell,
it's Christmas time in hell!
There's Princess Diana,
holding burning mistletoe,
over poor Gene Siskel's head,
just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning,
and the flames are not so thick,
all the screaming and the torture stops,
as we wait for old St. Nick!
So, string up the lights and light up the tree,
we're damned for all eternity,
but for just one day, all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!
Gather close together,
and make it quick,
we gotta make room for
Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell,
It's, Christmas time...
Christmas time...
It's Christmas, time, in, hell!
Merry Christmas, movie house!
国语版歌词[]
撒旦：
哦，不要难过
今年我要在地狱办圣诞派对
酷吧，起来吧，死人们 复活吧
有时候我会大发慈悲
让地狱谷公休一天
没有刀山，没有油锅
过地狱圣诞节
恶魔都扮早安少女队
盗版CD都销毁
灯火通明，门户大开
过地狱圣诞节
只要你住地狱就可以尽情享乐
一台斤过期人肉加上鲜血果冻
别再犹豫快来地狱门票很便宜
肯尼迪父子：
只要够邪恶、作恶多端你就可下地狱
所有人：
景色怡人环境优美
这里就是你的避风港
撒旦：
连毛主席都喜欢来
过地狱圣诞节
西特勒，这是送给你的礼物
西特勒：
（拆开礼物发现是一棵圣诞树）
是圣诞树
撒旦：
今天不准杀人喔
当初在天堂被退学
转到地狱来混时间
但我一点也不后悔
过地狱圣诞节
地狱充满美好梦想
和许多特价拍卖会
呼朋引伴一起来
过地狱圣诞节
那戴安娜王妃，走出了头等舱
了解外面的改变
顺便谈个小恋爱
假期就全面停工
连火都不用点
连严刑拷打、拔舌割鼻
一律全部赦免
来，有时候我会大发慈悲
让地狱谷公休一天
千万别错过、好机会
过地狱圣诞节
地狱一年三百六十五天
全年无休就像便利商店
咬紧牙关就等这天
过圣诞节
圣诞节…
过地～狱～圣～诞～节～
圣诞快乐，四贱客
冷知识[]
- 一家英国硬件商店不小心放了这首歌让其走红。[1]
参考资料[]
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