Hells Pass Hospital is a hospital in the animated TV Show South Park, it appears to be the only hospital serving South Park. Those who work at Hell's Pass hospital include a few doctors, as well as a few nurses.
Background
The hospital is often portrayed as sub-par; the doctors employed seem to be skilled only in the most basic of medical care practices, with most patients surviving mainly on luck or due to outside developments or circumstances. For example, Kyle Broflovski regains his will to live after seeing Eric Cartman miserable in "Cartmanland". The hospital has also been shown to have employed an armless nurse in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut". In "艾滋兄弟", it is implied, due to a botched transfusion, that they don't keep donor blood and infected test specimens separate, though it could also be general incompetence.
Prominence
- "卡特曼的妈还是很荡" - Chef takes Dr. Mephesto to the hospital with the boys and Kenny sacrifices himself to save him.
- "墨西哥杀人蛙" - Ned ends up here after going into shock.
- "永恒边缘城市" - Seen in a flashback of Cartman's father reveal.
- "大厨的巧克力咸酥球" - Mr. Hankey is taken here after he dries up.
- "永恒边缘城市" - Shelly Marsh, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman end up in the hospital after catching chickenpox.
- "疯牛节" - Cartman is taken here after falling off a bull.
- "援助大厨" - Mr. Garrison takes Mr. Twig here.
- "男孩之战" - Tweek and Craig end up here after their fight.
- "千年等一回" - Kenny is taken here after his insides explode.
- 南方公园加长未删减版 - Kenny is taken here when he sets himself on fire, and ends up dying when his heart is replaced with a baked potato.
- "危险童爱会" - Mrs. McCormick gives birth to a 'new' Kenny.
- "病危的凯尔" - Kyle's kidney transplant happens here.
- "卡特曼乐园"- Kyle ends up in the hospital after popping his hemorrhoid on a barbed fence.
- "肯尼之死" - Kenny goes here after contracting a terminal disease and later dies.
- "受虐小牛" - Stan is taken here after contracting Vaginitis.
- "辛普森做过了" - The boys come here to get their Sea People from Ms. Choksondik's stomach.
- "贝蓓的胸器" - Bebe comes here to get breast reductions.
- "宇宙级混蛋" - Cartman is hospitalized because of Kenny's soul being in him, leading to his "time" running out.
- "我的美国心" - Cartman goes here after he tries to get a flashback to the 1700's.
- "卡特曼的明星手" - Cartman ends up here after being attacked by Jennifer Lopez.
- "兵器好时光" - Butters walks to the hospital to get the ninja star out of his eye. Unfortunately, the doctor falls for his dog costume and Butters gets sent to the vet.
- "尬舞风波" - Randy ends up here after being served by The Orange County Crew.
- "未来居民" - The first gooback is sent here.
- "学前恩怨" - Butters and The 6th Graders are taken here after being bullied by Trent Boyett.
- "灵能侦探卡特曼" - Kyle and Cartman both go here after falling off the roofs of their homes.
- "动物圣诞节" - Kyle dies of AIDS at the end of Cartman's story.
- "永远的好朋友" - Kenny is kept in a vegetated state, leading to legal debates over whether Kenny should be vegetated or killed.
- "红发小孩" - Cartman is diagnosed with Gingervitus.
- "冰球小英豪" - Nelson Brown stays here.
- "大便竞赛" - Randy comes here when he is constipated.
- "艾滋兄弟" - Cartman gets infected with AIDS while having his tonsils removed.
- "选举热潮" - Where numerous Obama supporters were treated for crazy partying, and where McCain supporters were treated for being suicidal.
- "A Nightmare on Face Time"- Stan's iPad is taken there after it was attacked by The Redbox Killers.
- "Obama Wins!" - Butters is taken here after an allergic reaction to almonds. Cartman visits him in the hospital later that night to give him more.
- "Grounded Vindaloop" - Butters is taken there after being stabbed by a hooker.
- "The Problem with a Poo" - The doctor shows PC Principal Strong Woman's 5 babies.
South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play
Hells Pass Hospital serves as a level in the game where the player can use Firey-Works Towers against Woodland Critters and 6th graders. Jimmy is unlocked upon this level's completion.
Trivia
- Every time someone is in the hospital, their health chart at the foot of their bed is shown to be plummeting to nothing, no matter what their condition is.