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==剧情==
 
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{{剧透警告}}当[[兰迪·马什|兰迪]]去医院检查时,医生告诉他他得了便秘。于是在几个星期没有上厕所之后,兰迪有了难以置信的痛苦拉屎体验。当他正要冲厕所时,他发现他拉的屎的大小令人震惊。[[莎伦·马什|莎伦]]和[[雪莉·马什|雪莉]]感到十分恶心,但[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]只是感到惊讶。
{{剧透警告}}Randy's visit to the doctor leads him to discover that he is constipated, leading to an incredibly painful trip to the toilet after not having gone for weeks. About to flush the chain, he notices the size of the dump, and is amazed. [[Sharon Marsh|Sharon]] and [[Shelly Marsh|Shelly]] disgustedly don't agree, but [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] is nothing short of amazed.
 
   
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在当地的酒吧,兰迪和[[金博·克恩|金博]]告诉[[杰拉德·布罗夫洛夫斯基|杰拉德]],[[史蒂芬·斯多奇|史蒂芬]],[[斯图尔特·麦考密克|斯图尔特]]和[[斯基特]]关于屎的事情。他们到兰迪家中看到了那坨屎,并让他去申请世界纪录。
At the local bar, Randy and [[Jimbo Kern|Jimbo]] tell [[Gerald Broflovski|Gerald]], [[Stephen Stotch|Stephen]], [[Stuart McCormick|Stuart]] and [[Skeeter]] about the crap. They are shown it and tell Randy to apply for the world record.
 
   
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在联系了[[欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会]]后, 兰迪真的拉了世界上最大的屎。这个头衔之前的持有者是[[波诺]],这令他十分不高兴。
After being told to go to the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board, it turns out he has made the world's biggest crap. The previous title holder is [[Bono]], who is not too happy.
 
   
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在兰迪的颁奖典礼上,一个波诺寄来的视频展示了他拉了世界上最大的屎。欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会随后剥夺了兰迪的头衔,并把它重新给了波诺。在兰迪经历了几天的痛苦时间后,一起去酒吧的朋友们说服兰迪再试一次拉出世界上最大的屎。
At an award ceremony for Randy, a message comes in from Bono who reveals he had made the world's biggest crap. The [[European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board]] then strip Randy of his title and give it back to Bono.
 
   
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三个星期以后,波诺发现兰迪正在尝试打破他的记录并且提出要求,兰迪必须在欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会面前拉屎。但是医生告诉兰迪避免旅行。
After days of being miserable, the guys at the local bar convince Randy to have another go at taking the world's biggest crap.
 
   
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斯坦去了波诺的豪宅,试图说服这位明星让他的父亲赢下这个头衔,因为在他的生活中,他从来没有赢得过任何东西,但波诺拒绝了。斯坦接着恳求波诺,问他能不能让他爸爸当第一,而波诺能乐意当第二。波诺充满敌意的攻击了斯坦,胁迫他说自己不是老二。然后他的管家告诉斯坦,如果兰迪想要拉出更大的屎,他就会死。斯坦质疑波诺是怎么拉出这么大的屎却没有死,而管家却揭露了一个秘密……
Three weeks later, Bono discovers that Randy is trying to break the record and demands that Randy must crap in front of the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board. The doctor however, tells Randy he cannot travel.
 
   
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到达[[苏黎世]]后,斯坦告诉在欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会的每个人,波诺不是纪录保持者,而是记录'''本身'''。一位委员会的成员承认了他拉出了波诺,并把他养育成了现在的样子,这也是为什么波诺做了这么多助人为乐的好事但还是过的像一坨屎。兰迪接着继续拉屎,他的粪便如此之大,以至于他坐在上面被顶了起来。一条“艾美奖得奖剧集”的标语出现在下方(这一般在剧集开始时,出现在屏幕下方),然后一位委员会成员抓起了标语中的奖杯,把它插进了兰迪的屎中。[[en:More Crap]]
Stan goes to Bono's mansion to try and convince the star to let his dad win as he's never won anything in his life, but Bono refuses. Stan then pleads with him asking if he could let his dad be number one- and that Bono could be happy with being number two. Bono viciously attacks Stan, threatening him into telling him he's not number two. His butler then tells Stan that his dad will die if he attempts to take a larger crap. Stan questions how Bono crapped so much and didn't die, and the butler reveals a secret...
 
 
Making it to Zurich, Stan informs everyone at the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board that Bono was not the record holder, but the record '''itself'''. A member of the Board admits he crapped Bono out, and nurtured him into what he is now, explaining how Bono could do so much to help people yet still seem like such a piece of crap. Randy then proceeds to crap, his feces so huge that he is blasted upwards sitting upon it. A sign saying "Emmy Award winning series" (which had been regularly displaying at the bottom of the screen since the beginning of the episode) appears, and a Board member grabs it and sticks it in Randy's crap.
 
 
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2020年1月16日 (四) 05:13的版本

大便竞赛”是第十一季的第九集,也是南方公园全系列的第162集,于2007年10月10日播出。

简介

在人们看到了兰迪的大便尺寸后,他成为了全镇的英雄。

剧情

SpoilerAlert 剧透警告!!!

以下内容有剧透,请谨慎观看!!!

兰迪去医院检查时,医生告诉他他得了便秘。于是在几个星期没有上厕所之后,兰迪有了难以置信的痛苦拉屎体验。当他正要冲厕所时,他发现他拉的屎的大小令人震惊。莎伦雪莉感到十分恶心,但斯坦只是感到惊讶。

在当地的酒吧,兰迪和金博告诉杰拉德史蒂芬斯图尔特斯基特关于屎的事情。他们到兰迪家中看到了那坨屎,并让他去申请世界纪录。

在联系了欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会后, 兰迪真的拉了世界上最大的屎。这个头衔之前的持有者是波诺,这令他十分不高兴。

在兰迪的颁奖典礼上,一个波诺寄来的视频展示了他拉了世界上最大的屎。欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会随后剥夺了兰迪的头衔,并把它重新给了波诺。在兰迪经历了几天的痛苦时间后,一起去酒吧的朋友们说服兰迪再试一次拉出世界上最大的屎。

三个星期以后,波诺发现兰迪正在尝试打破他的记录并且提出要求,兰迪必须在欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会面前拉屎。但是医生告诉兰迪避免旅行。

斯坦去了波诺的豪宅,试图说服这位明星让他的父亲赢下这个头衔,因为在他的生活中,他从来没有赢得过任何东西,但波诺拒绝了。斯坦接着恳求波诺,问他能不能让他爸爸当第一,而波诺能乐意当第二。波诺充满敌意的攻击了斯坦,胁迫他说自己不是老二。然后他的管家告诉斯坦,如果兰迪想要拉出更大的屎,他就会死。斯坦质疑波诺是怎么拉出这么大的屎却没有死,而管家却揭露了一个秘密……

到达苏黎世后,斯坦告诉在欧洲粪便标准和测量委员会的每个人,波诺不是纪录保持者,而是记录本身。一位委员会的成员承认了他拉出了波诺,并把他养育成了现在的样子,这也是为什么波诺做了这么多助人为乐的好事但还是过的像一坨屎。兰迪接着继续拉屎,他的粪便如此之大,以至于他坐在上面被顶了起来。一条“艾美奖得奖剧集”的标语出现在下方(这一般在剧集开始时,出现在屏幕下方),然后一位委员会成员抓起了标语中的奖杯,把它插进了兰迪的屎中。