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出场角色

• Stan Marsh
• Kyle Broflovski
• Eric Cartman
• Butters Stotch
• Clyde Donovan
• Craig Tucker
• Jason White
• Jenny
• Red
• Sia
• Wendy Testaburger
• Mr. Garrison
• Mr. Mackey
• Principal Victoria
• Randy Marsh
• Sharon Marsh
• Shelly Marsh
• Gerald Broflovski
• Randy's Boss
• Carol, Randy's coworker
• Peter Nelson
• E! Anchor and Announcer
• Brandon Carlile, Spin Magazine reporter
• Interior Designer for Cartman's personal restroom
• Record Executive and Ron

剧本

娘炮
	The bus stop, morning. The boys wait for the bus, but Cartman seems particularly steamed today. His right hand is in his jacket pocket, and angry music plays
Cartman	[thinking] Another morning. Waiting for the run-down school bus to take me to the run-down school. But today is the day I finally have the guts to do what I should've done a long time ago. [looks down at Stan's feet, than at Kyle's] Nobody notices what I have in my front pocket. A little surprise for them all. [Stan notices and looks. Cartman notices Stan and shoves his hand further into his pocket. Stan looks at Cartman and steps away from him.] I'm prepared for this, but still I wonder.. Will I have the guts to go through with it? Damn right I will! [Kyle notices Cartman's anger]
Kyle	Are you okay, Cartman?
Cartman	[brightens up] Yeah I'm good. How are you, Kyle? [settles into angry funk again and thinks] They're all gonna pay! Every day they pushed me and pushed, and if it happens again today, it's going to be the last time. [Kyle and Kenny look at each other, then they look at Cartman] We'll find out today at recess, won't we? Oh yes, we'll find out today at recess.
	South Park Elementary, a couple hours later. Cartman heads for the boys room and enters. He has some magazines with him
Butters	[at the urinal, pants down] Hey Eric! I'm not suspended no more.
Cartman	Good for you. [tries to get into the first stall, but finds it locked]
Butters	[looks over] I think someone's in there.
Cartman	No! God damn it no! [pounds on the door] Who's takin' a shit?!
Craig	Occupied.
Cartman	I called dibs on Stall 1 for all recess, Craig!
Craig	You can't call dibs on a toilet.
Cartman	Son of a bitch! [moves on to Stall 2, tries to open it, and finds it locked too.] Oh no! NO NO NO! I cannot go another lunch break without my toilet time!
Kyle	Then don't eat 14 Eggo waffles for lunch, fatass!
Cartman	ALL RIGHT THAT DOES IT! [turns around and walks toward the door]I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT AND I'M NOT [throws his magazines to the floor] GONNA BE TAKING IT ANY LONGER! [reaches into his jacket pocket] You all pushed me to this! [pulls out a pink bow and plops it on to his hat, then continues out the door. Butters just looks on. Cartman leaves the boys room and enters the girls room. Wendy and Bebe are at the mirror. Wendy is quick to notice, and then faces him. Cartman heads for a stall and Wendy block him]
Wendy	What the hell do you think you're doing?
Cartman	I'm going to the potty.
Wendy	This is the girls bathroom!
Cartman	Alright, I need to tell you something, Wendy. I'm transginger.
Wendy	WHAT?!
Cartman	Did you notice the bow? [points to it] I'm not comfortable with the sex I was assigned at birth, so I'm exercising my right to identify with the gender of my choice. Now get out of my way. I have to take a shit. [barges into Stall 1, locks it, drops his pants, and sits down. Wendy shrugs with her palms up. The first poop falls and Wendy and Bebe recoil] Aaahhh!
Wendy	GET OUT OF HERE!
Cartman	Don't give me any more issues than I already have, Wendy! [drops another deuce] Oh wow, this is nice in here. The girls bathroom is a lot cleaner than the boys. [groans to get another deuce out, followed by a fart. Red comes out of Stall 2]
Red	What the hell is that?!
Wendy	Cartman is using our bathroom!
Cartman	Dude, this is awesome. I should've used the girls bathroom a long time ago.
Red	Hey! I'm gonna tell on you!
Cartman	It's okay, Red. I can take a shit here. I'm a dumb chick too. [farts and poops some more]
	Principal's office, moments later
Principal Victoria	I want to know just what makes you think it's okay to go inside the girls bathroom!
Cartman	Because I'm transginger. I looked it up: that means I can use the girl's shitter.
Principal Victoria	You are not transgender, Eric! You don't even know what that means!
Cartman	Yeah uh huh, it means I live a life of torture and confusion because society sees me as a boy but I'm really a girl.
Principal Victoria	All right, well if you identify yourself as a girl, you must find yourself attracted to boys. Is that right?!
Cartman	That's actually not true. I can be transginger without it having anything to do with the ginger I'm attracted to. Check the state bylaws.
Principal Victoria	Alright, listen Eric!
Cartman	Erica.
Principal Victoria	Listen Eric! You must know why we can't have you in the girls bathroom!
Cartman	All I know is I'm transginger, and you can't make me go to the bathroom with the cisgingers.
Principal Victoria	With the what?!
	Faculty room, later. Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey sit at the table as Mr. Garrison looks outside
Mr. Garrison	Cisgender. It's the politically correct name for people who aren't transgender. If you identify with the sex you were born with, then you're cis.
Mr. Mackey	But then cisgender-ed is just normal
Mr. Garrison	[faces Mackey and Victoria] Saying "normal" is extremely offensive to people who aren't in that group. [gets emphatic] Trust me, you don't want this hot potato! Just let him use the girl's room!
Principal Victoria	But this isn't a hurt and confused child we're talking about. This is Eric Cartman.
Mr. Garrison	Nobody else is gonna know that. You better just give him what he wants.
Principal Victoria	Sooo Eric Cartman just has us in some kind of bathroom checkmate?
Mr. Garrison	Actually, [turns around and looks outside again] it's more like a royal flush.
	The Broflovski house, day. A reporter stops by and rings the doorbell. Gerald opens the door
Reporter	Gerald Broflovski?
Gerald	Yes?
Brandon Carlile	Brandon Carlile, reporter, Spin Magazine. I was hoping you could help me... make sense of somethin'. I understand you had a very large party in your back yard last... last Sunday, was it?
Gerald	That's right. [Sheila appears in the background] My son and his friends throw a party for a kid with diabetes.
Brandon Carlile	I also understand that a very famous pop artist, Lorde, was the entertainment at that party.
Gerald	Oh yeah, yeah, the kids were pretty excited.
Brandon Carlile	Well it, eh, it's just a little curious, you know? Why a hugely popular Top-20 artist would play such a... well no offence, but such a humble venue?
Gerald	...Sorry, I don't think I get your-
Brandon Carlile	You understand, we deal with a lot of fake stories at Spin. [glances at his pen] Was just wondering how the boys got someone like Lorde to play.
Gerald	From what I understand, she's the niece of someone's coworker here in town or something.
Brandon Carlile	You wouldn't know who?
Gerald	No. Does it really matter?
Brandon Carlile	[slow zoom] Lorde is an incredibly talented and down-to-earth young lady. It would be a shame if someone was... having fun at her expense.
	The Marsh laundry room. Sharon is sorting clothes. She sees that Steamy Ray Vaughn is still around, from the brown streaks in Randy's briefs. She pulls out the briefs from two pairs of Randy's pants, but is intrigued when she looks into the third pair. She pulls out... some fishnet stockings and her eyes open wide.
	The living room, moments later. Randy's on the couch sipping on Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Sharon	[walks up with the stockings] Randy? Whose are these?
Randy	[sits up] Aaah I don't know. Why?
Sharon	Why? Because there's fishnet stockings inside your jeans?
Randy	In my jeans?
Sharon	Randy? Do you have something to tell me?
Randy	[gives in] ...Yeah. I do.
	Girls room, recess, next day. Wendy, Bebe, Red, and a new girl stand with their jackets over their noses, the smell is so bad. Cartman is in there again. The girl looks like the singer Sia, so we'll go with that.
Red	[bangs on the wall on one side of stall 1] Come on! You've been in there for twenty minutes!
Sia	Yeah! Recess is almost over!
Cartman	There's two more stall in here, gals. Go ahead.
Sia	Not while you're in here!
Cartman	Oh my God, you guys are so cisginger. Sorry I'm different, but you can just suck my clit AND my balls.
Wendy	Eric, there are people actually struggling with their gender identity and all you're doing is-
Cartman	Okay, okay, okay you guys! You know what? You know what? [drops a deuce] That's what. [laughs his ass off. Principal Victoria walks in behind the girls] Suck my clit and balls.
Principal Victoria	Erica, I believe we have a solution to this little problem.
Cartman	I don't have a problem, Principal Victoria, the cisgenders have the problem. [poops and farts]
Principal Victoria	If it is agreeable to you, Erica, we are going to clear out the janitor's closet and remodel it into a private bathroom just for you! [Cartman farts one last time, cleans up, and leaves the stall]
Cartman	Excuse me, are you talking about... my own special executive bathroom?
Principal Victoria	Would that be agreeable to you?
Cartman	OH MY GOD!!!
Wendy	That isn't fair!
Red	Wendy, just go with it!
Cartman	Yeah, just go with it, Wendy, cisginger bitch! Of course, being forced into my own isolated will probably be somewhat traumatic for me. I might have to approve certain aspects of this... solitary location.
	The janitor's closet. Cartman plans out his new restroom with an interior designer
Cartman	Yeah sooo I'm thinking of water feature here, you know. get the sound of running water, yeah kind of Zen it out.
Designer	Uh huh, well why don't you put the water feature on this side?
Cartman	Oh on that side?
Designer	You know, because you've already got AC over here and that leaves this open for some nice big piece of art on this wall.
Cartman	Oh I like that. That's gonna look nice, yeah.
	The Marsh house, night. Randy enters his garage, pulls out his phone, and taps in a number. Someone picks up
Randy	Yeah, listen. I don't know if I can keep doing this. My wife is starting to suspect something. I just had to tell her I like the way fishnets feel.
Record Executive	[in his chair at his desk, facing away from the camera] I know your wife means a lot to you, Randy, [turns around in his chair] but you can't leave us hanging. You've got the purest shit out there; it's worth a lot to us.
Randy	You think you're gonna get a good product when I can't even think?!
Record Executive	How many times have you said "I think I've lost it" and everything turned out to be okay?
Randy	Every time?
Record Executive	Every time. Come on. Get back to work and see. If you get panicked again, call me.
Randy	Yeah. Yeah I will. Yup. [hangs up. He walks up to a poster and moves it to one side, revealing a hole in the wall with stacks of bills inside. He pulls out some more bills from his back pocket and adds them to the stacks]
	The Record Executive's office. A young man walks in. The executive looks out the window
Ron	You wanted to see me?
Record Executive	Sit down, Ron. [Ron sits] Whattaya know about one of our artists, Lorde?
Ron	[shrugs] Seventeen-year-old girl from New Zealand, great songwriter, [shrugs] humble.
Record Executive	Wrong. [turns to face him] She's a 45-year-old man in Colorado.
Ron	What?
Record Executive	He writes the songs, sends us the demos, we fudge them, sell them as a brooding 17-year-old girl way ahead of her time, and nobody knows the difference.
Ron	Huh. [the realization sinks in] Holy shit.
Record Executive	He makes good stuff. Stuff that sells. But he's getting edgy feet. I want you to keep an eye on him. And if anyone around him seems like they're close to finding out the truth, well... you know what to do.
	The Marsh house, master bedroom. Randy's at the foot of the bed with guitar in hand and some lyrics on the bed
Randy	Lorde Lorde Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde I am Lorde. I am L- I am Lorde. I am Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde.
Sharon	[appears at the bedroom door] Randy?
Randy	[drops the guitar and gathers up his sheets] I, I, thought you were at the grocery store. [chuckles]
Sharon	I was. Can you help me unload the car? [turns left and walks away]
Randy	Help me unload the c-car. Help me unload, load the car. Yah yah yah. Unloadin'. Unload yah yah yah.
Sharon	[comes back and peeks inside] Randy?
Randy	[loses his sheets] Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Coming. [follows her to the car]
	South Park Elementary, day. A new restroom, Other, replaces the janitor's closet. A workman drills in the final screws for the OTHER sign. Butters and Craig observe him, Craig and Token walk up. The workman finishes up as Stan arrives
Stan	What is that?
Butters	That's Cartman's new transgender bathroom.
Stan	Cartman's a girl now?
Butters	He's not a woman, he's not a man, he is something that you'll never understand. But he would die for me. [turns around and walks away.]
Cartman	[rushes up] It it done?! It is all ready?! Alright alright, move aside everybody, move aside please. I gotta go. [opens the door, looks inside and grins. Inside is one of the fanciest restrooms one will ever see. Icicle lights all around, waterfall to the left, fancy commode to the right, plush towels and toilet seat cover. Triumphant music plays] Oh! Ahm. This is gonna be so awesome. [closes and locks the door] Aha! Lock! Privacy. Oh, this is gonna feel so good! [claps twice - he's got the Clapper feature in there. The lights dim and Vivaldi's Spring begins to play] Perfect. [reaches over for a cat-o-five-tails and begins whipping the toilet with it] Yeah, you're gonna take it. You're all alone now, toilet. Nobody can hear you scream. Yeah, you're gonna open wide. [the kids nearby just stand there shocked] You're gonna TAKE your punishment! That's right! Get ready! [remembers there are people outside] Oh my God, this is so awesome you guys! It's just like at home!
	Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails, night. Nelson is at the bar. Brandon Carlile appears nearby
Brandon Carlile	Peter Nelson?
Nelson	Yes?
Brandon Carlile	[pulls up a stool next to him] Brandon Carlile, reporter, Spin Magazine. I understand you work at the U.S. Geological Survey?
Nelson	Yeah, that's right.
Brandon Carlile	I also understand that you're the uncle of the amazing and talented songwriter, Lorde?
Nelson	[sighs] Alright, look, I am not her uncle. I I just work with her, okay?
Brandon Carlile	Work with her? How? [they move to a booth for some privacy]
Nelson	I like Lorde. Uh she's really nice and really talented. But she lives a double life.
Brandon Carlile	How's that?
Nelson	Lorde isn't just a singer, she's also a very talented scientist who specializes in fluvial geomorphology.
Brandon Carlile	The what?
Nelson	She just showed up one day at the office and started filling in for a guy who started working part time. She's a good geologist. When her music career took off we thought she'd be gone, but she still shows up. Usually right after lunch. [Brandon tries to figure out what to write, but draws a blank]
	South Park Elementary. Cartman walks down the hallway singing to himself
Clyde	Hey Cartman. Heard you're transgender.
Cartman	Yup! You know what Hillary says: "You can suck my clit and balls." [goes into his bathroom]
Red	[talking to Bebe nearby] Well I know I'm not even gonna get it done. I swear, he gives us too much homework anyway. I-
Wendy	Hey guys. [all look and stare. Wendy walks down the hallway dressed as her male persona, Wendyl, in t-shirt and vest, purple pants, hair pinned back.]
Red	...Wendy?
Wendy	How's it hanging'?
Craig	Whoa..
Jenny	Huh?
Jason	Whoa, wait, is that?
Butters	Holy moly! [Wendy pulls out a key and goes into the Other bathroom]
Cartman	Hey, what the fuck, dude?! Do you mind? This is occupied!
Wendy	It's cool. I'll wait.
Cartman	DUDE, THIS IS MY FUCKING BATHROOM!
	Principal Victoria's office, moments later. Wendy and Cartman are present
Cartman	I want her suspended, and I want charges brought up for sexual harassment!
Principal Victoria	I'm sorry Erica, but I spoke with Wendyl this morning and she's not comfortable-
Cartman	Wendyl?! Fucking Wendyl?! Grow up, Wendy!
Principal Victoria	You'll just have to share, Eric. Why can't you understand that?
Cartman	BECAUSE I DON'T WANT A CHICK WATCHING ME GO POO!
Principal Victoria	I thought you were a chick.
Cartman	NO! I IDENTIFY AS A CHICK, BUT I'M STILL A BOY. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME SHARE A BATHROOM WITH A GIRL THAT IDENTIFIES HERSELF AS A FUCKING DUDE! [thinks for a few seconds] That is MY waterfall, and those are MY Christmas lights!
	South Park Elementary, later. Stan is at his locker
Cartman	[runs up to Stan] Dude! You need to put a tighter leash on your dog!
Stan	[surprised] What?
Cartman	Do you know your girlfriend's going around tellin' everyone that you're gay?! [Stan looks around] Oh yeah! She's got the whole school believin' that she's attracted to girls, but she's dating you! So what does that make you, Stan?! A girl! STAN-AN'S A GIR-RL! You'd better curb your dog, Stan! You'd better curb your dog before people start ripping on you! [walks away]
	Shelly's room, evening. Randy knocks at her door
Randy	Shelly, that's enough time on your phone.
Shelly	Leave me alone, Dad! Stop nagging me all the time!
Randy	You know we're all cutting down on phone time.
Shelly	[sits up] Don't limit me! You don't even understand me!
Randy	[sees a poster of himself as Lorde] Yeah. I don't understand you at all. A lot you know. [walks away saddened]
	The Marsh garage, moments later. Randy is adding more stacks to the stacks of bills he's hidden behind the poster. A door opens and Randy quickly seals up the hole. He gets to his workbench just as Stan closes the door.
Stan	Uh hey Dad. I need to talk to you.
Randy	Oh really? A-About... about what?
Stan	Dad, is it possible for someone to be one way on the outside but totally different on the inside? [Randy sighs deeply and stands up to walk] I mean, can someone identify as one sex but be something else but still have it be nothing about sex?
Randy	Yes. Yes, Stan. I am Lorde.
Stan	...What?
Randy	It started off so simple. There's a guy at work. Hanson. He would use the bathroom and just blow the thing up, you know? Not only that, but he was in there all the time! I finally got fed up and pretended to be a woman. I called myself Lorde. Have you ever been in a woman's bathroom, Stan? It's all clean and there's enough stalls for everyone. It was so freeing. I started singing while I was in there, and then I- started writing things down.
Stan	Well you said you knew a guy at work who was Lorde's uncle.
Randy	Yah, that's my cover.
Stan	The chick that wrote the theme song to the new Hunger Games, is you?
Randy	Yeah. [turns around and faces Stan] The record company messed it all up. It was supposed to go "Hunger Games, yah yah yah, yah yah yah! Hunger Games." But they just- do what they want with my songs.
Stan	Wha-wait, Lorde sounds like a girl.
Randy	Autotune. Wanna see how I do it? [moments later, a music program pops up. Twelve tracks are shown at lower left] I come up with all my best stuff in the bathroom at work. I use this program to import the recordings I make on my phone. [plays the highlighted track] "Yeah yeah, feeling good on a Wednesday. Sparklinnnnn' thoughts. Givin' me the hope to go ohhhn" [farts and poop noises] "Oh! Whoa. What I need now is a little bit of shelter."
Stan	Dad, Lorde's music is actually really good.
Randy	Thanks. But it gets even better when I add the drum loops. [replays the same track with drum loops added] Then with the computer I can actually quantize everything. [brings up the quantizer and chooses his settings] Backup instruments. [scale, beats, bass, tambourine, guitars, strings] And then finally I use the Autotune. ["Auto-Tuner v10." He chooses his settings there, and the song is transformed. The same track is now enhanced with Sia's voice and no trace of Randy] "Sparklin' thoughts, feelin' good on a Wednesday. Givin' me the hope, givin' givin' me the hope to go ohhhn. What I need is a little bit of shelter." [this is all too much for Stan to take in, and he passes out. Randy notices] Stan?
	South Park Elementary, next day. Stan is in the hallway looking at the restrooms, weighing his options
Butters	[walks past Stan, then stops] Hey! Everything okay, Stan?
Stan	...I don't know where I belong...
Butters	Just hold it. That's what I do now. [continues on his way. Stan walks towards the girls room, but veers left to look at the boys room. Then he spins round and walks to the Other room, whips out his key for it, and goes in.]
Cartman	HEY, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
	Principal Victoria's office, moments later. Stan and Cartman are present
Cartman	Why don't we just have everyone use the transgender bathroom?!
Principal Victoria	Stanley, do you have a reason for not using the boys bathroom?
Stan	I, I just... Two people close to me are having gender identity issues and I'm, I'm confused.
Cartman	He's cisginger! He's so cis he wears a jockstrap to bed at night!
	U.S. Geological Survey, Colorado, day. Quite the busy office space. At the boss's office, someone knocks and opens his door
Randy	[in his Lorde attire.] You wanted to see me, boss?
Boss	Yes. Please have a seat, Lorde.
Randy	[closes the door and sits next to a woman] Hi Carol.
Carol	[avoiding eye contact] Lorde.
Boss	Lorde, we're all big fans of your music and we think the world of you for staying and working here even after your music career took off.
Randy	Well, my music and fluvial geomorphology are intertwined.
Boss	Amazing, yeah. Uh... Lorde... for some time now the females at this office have been pressuring me to... uh... find your own space... to go to the bathroom. [a few seconds of silence] Everyone loves you, but we thought it would be great if you had your very own executive bathroom. [whips out an executive key]
Randy	I like the women's bathroom. I feel safe there. Being able to use that bathroom is critical to my identity, to my music.
Carol	My girls are big fans of your music, Lorde, but the women here aren't comfortable sharing a bathroom with [stops herself immediately]
Randy	With what? [moments of awkward glances follow] With what? [getting no answer, he gets up and leaves.]
	E! breaking news
Announcer	You are watching E! Entertainment News! That's how low you've sunk.
Anchor	It's been several days and still there's no sign of the pop singer Lorde. The singer went dark on Twitter claiming severe depression, and stating [the statement goes up on screen] "I realize now that I make people uncomfortable. I need to give this up and go back to just being the old me." Spin Magazine is claiming they know the reason for the sudden exit, and will be releasing a tell-all article about the troubled artist next week.
	South Park Elementary, day. Stan walks down the crowded hall when he's stopped by Cartman
Cartman	Oh, here he comes, everyone! It's the cisginger! Think you can harass transgingers and use their bathroom?!
Butters	Yeah, what's the big idea harassing Erica, Stan?!
Cartman	At this school, it doesn't matter if you're trans or you're cis, right guys?! [the other kids agree, but not strongly] What we have a problem with are cisgingers who are intolerant! You know what we call those? Cissies!
Butters	Yeah! Stan's a big old fat cissy!
Clyde	[steps forward] Awe, come on, lay off him guys.
Cartman	Oh, what are you?! A cissy too, Clyde?!
Clyde	No, no, just he is. [retreats and walks away]
	The Marsh house, day, backyard. Randy sits at a picnic table alone with his thoughts and a beer. Sharon walks out
Sharon	You just gonna drink beer alone all day?
Randy	[Raises up his Pabst to show Sharon] It's okay, it's gluten free.
Sharon	All right. [turns around and goes back towards the house, but stops and looks back] Do you know why young people like Lorde so much. [Randy sits up and looks over his shoulder] It's because she's something different. Kids have had pop music artists flash tits and crotch in their face, and most kids are actually smart enough to be sick of it. Lorde represents something in all of us, the truth that wants to be heard. If I could talk to Lorde right now, you know what I'd tell her? I'd tell her not to let people change who she is. I'd tell her that if people are making fun of her, it's probably because they lost touch with being human. I'd tell her to keep on doing what she does, because when someone's not allowed to express who they are inside, then we all lose. That's... what I would say to Lorde. [goes back inside the house and closes the sliding door]
"Lorde"	[Randy's finished song, "Feelin' Good On A Wednesday / Push"] Feelin' good on a Wednesday The image of me that you see Is distorted, twisted, broken, fractured Isolated, miles out to sea I don't want a separate place. I need to feel safe, not thrown away, away, away. And I will push (push) To tear down the walls (push, push) Of this box you put me in (push, push) Because you don't understand (push ow hot, push ow ow hot) You push To find a label that fits me. I'm feelin' good on a Wednesday With sparklin' thoughts Help me unload the car, yah yah yah And so I push To close the door Of the stall you've made for me, To keep me away. And now we push Push to stand together Because I am Lorde (yah yah yah) Yah yah yah, I am Lorde I am Lorde, yah yah yah Yah yah yah, I am Lorde Yah yah yah Yah yah yah, I am Lorde Yah yah yah [While the song plays, the following montage flows: camera closes in on Randy's face, then on a toilet. Some of the lyrics, handwritten on yellow rule paper, scroll past. Stan looks at the restrooms again. More lyrics. The demos are playing for the record producer and Ron, and they like it. More lyrics. Two sisters listen to the song on an iPhone in the kitchen. Their mother Carol looks on from the doorway. She returns to the office the next day and stops the boss from putting up the transgender sign on a bathroom. They both listen to the song, and like it. Shelly is wearing her headphones joyfully dancing to the song. Randy looks in and smiles. Principal Victoria waves a pencil around as if she were conducting an arrangement for this song. Bebe is listening to it with Milly and Nelly in her bedroom. Butters is in his own room wearing a pink tutu and dancing away. More lyrics. Brandon Carlile is at his desk looking at his article. He moves to delete it, and it's gone. He shuts down his computer and leaves]
	South Park Elementary Gymnasium that still has damage from the Butter's fire. Principal Victoria is going to announce something. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Mackey sit off to one side
Principal Victoria	And so it is with great pride that I can announce the student body has elected to get rid of the transgender bathroom, and give any fellow student the right to use the bathroom they feel most comfortable in. [cheering erupts from the students]
Cartman	I don't wanna use the girls bathroom if anyone can use it! It's gonna be all crowded. [pulls off his bow and throws it to the ground.]
Principal Victoria	Anyone who has a problem sharing a bathroom with people who might be transgender will have to use the special designated bathroom designed to keep them away from the normal people who don't care.
	South Park Elementary, hallway. Stan heads for the boys room when Butters exits
Butters	Hey! Where do you think you're going?!
Stan	To the bathroom?
Butters	Oh no you don't! You've gotta use the cissy bathroom! [points to the Cissies bathroom, which used to be the Other bathroom] Well go on, cissy! [Stan walks over to the cissies bathroom and goes in. Butters smiles and walks away. The cissies bathroom is just the Other bathroom with a new plaque on it. Stan claps twice and the lights go down. Vivaldi's "Spring" plays]
Stan	Wow, this is is pretty nice. [drops trousers and settles in, then begins singing] Feelin' good on a Monday. Got my space, all the freedom I need. Yah yah yah By myself, yah yah yah
娘炮 结束