“安全舞”是由加拿大无帽男乐队（Men Without Hats）演唱的，他在第六季的“阿屎彭”以及第十九季的“我的国家在何处？”中出现。
背景
“阿屎彭”
孩子们被邀请参加位于阿斯彭青年中心举办的慈善舞会，巴特斯跟着这首歌跳舞。
"我的国家在何处？"
赫伯特·加里森来到加拿大寻找加拿大总统的时候，这首歌作为背景音乐播放。加拿大总统正跟着音乐起舞，之后加里森破门而入。
歌词
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance (Come see! )
We can go where we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hands to our feet
And surprise'em with a victory cry
I say, we can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything is out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
We'll safety dance
Yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it
Never gonna lose it
Everything will work out right
I say, We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything is out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
We'll safety dance
Yes, the safety dance