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{{剧透警告}}Mrs. Garrison's class is interrupted by Mr. Mackey, who claims someone has defecated in a urinal in the boys' restroom. The boys find it hilarious and laugh at the euphemisms Mr. Mackey uses to explain what happened. Cartman believes the incident is related to 9/11 and forms a 9/11 conspiracy theory. But Kyle disregards this and tells him to shut up.
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{{剧透警告}}[[麦奇老师]]打断了[[赫伯特·加里森|加里森]]女士的课,他说有人在男厕的小便池里大便。孩子们觉得很搞笑,对麦奇老师用来解释事情经过的委婉说法一笑置之。[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]认为该事件与9·11有关,提出了9·11阴谋论。但[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]无视了他,叫他闭嘴。
   
As the day goes on, Cartman continues to say how 9/11 was a conspiracy, comparing it to the incident with the urinal. Cartman adds that one fourth of all Americans believe 9/11 was planned, but Stan and Kyle still dismiss his claims, believing that one fourth of all Americans are retarded. Soon the police arrive to investigate the urinal case. They can't find any clues so they call the Hardly Boys, two young 'whipperschnappers' with a knack for solving mysteries, to assist them. The Hardly Boys are incompetent, and follow their erections, to find evidence.
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随着时间的推移,卡特曼继续说着为什么9·11是一个阴谋,并把它与小便池事件作比较。卡特曼补充说,四分之一的美国人认为9·11是有预谋的,但[[斯坦]]和凯尔仍然对他的说法不予理会,他们认为这只能说明四分之一的美国人是智障。不久,警察来调查小便池的案子。他们找不到任何线索,所以他们请来了[[哈德利男孩]],两个年轻的自以为能特殊解决谜题的装逼怪。哈德利男孩毫无能力,跟随他们的勃起,寻找证据。
   
Cartman researches 9/11 and the following day at school he shows a powerpoint presentation to the whole class supposedly proving 9/11 was a conspiracy. He frames Kyle by drawing a rough picture of him floating in the sky next to the World Trade Center with a knife in his hand. Everyone believes Kyle is responsible for 9/11 and avoid him.
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卡特曼研究了9·11事件,第二天他在学校向全班同学用PPT演说,证明了9·11是一个阴谋。他画了一幅凯尔手拿刀在世贸中心旁的天空中漂浮的粗陋画面来陷害凯尔。每个人都避开他,认为凯尔与9·11事件有关。
   
At the Broflovski Residence, Sheila is shocked to hear about what has happened to Kyle and decides to go to the school.
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[[希拉]]在家里听到凯尔发生的事情很震惊,决定去学校。
   
At South Park Elementary, a meeting is in progress discussing that what happened on 9/11 should be gone over in the classrooms. Some staff and parents however believe it was a conspiracy. Soon after, the Hardly boys are brought back in, to Mr. Mackey's chagrin.
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于是家长们和老师们在[[南方公园小学]]举行会议,探讨9·11事件是否应该在教室里讨论的问题。然而,一些工作人员和家长认为这是一个阴谋。不久之后,哈德利男孩又被带了回来,这让麦奇先生很是懊恼。
   
Stan asks Kyle why the CIA are asking about him. Stan then tells Kyle he's found a website that can prove Kyle innocent of 9/11. They go to the home of the 9/11 truth webmaster, who tells them the government was responsible. The webmaster gives Kyle jars of anthrax, saying it is evidence of the conspiracy, but as soon as Kyle holds them a SWAT team enters and takes Stan, Kyle and the webmaster away.
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斯坦问凯尔为什么[[中央情报局]]要调查他。随后斯坦告诉凯尔他发现了一个网站可以证明凯尔在9·11事件中是无辜的。他们去了[[9·11事件真相网管理员]]的家,后者告诉他们政府是罪魁祸首。网站管理员给了凯尔一罐炭疽热,说这是阴谋的证据,但凯尔一抓住罐子,特警队就进来了,把斯坦、凯尔和网站管理员带走了。
   
The three of them are taken to the White House and the webmaster is executed. George Bush tells Dick Cheney to shoot Stan and Kyle, but he misses and the duo escapes.
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他们三人被带到白宫,网站管理员被处死了。[[小布什]]命令[[迪克·切尼]]向斯坦和凯尔开枪,但他没射中,两人逃脱了。
   
At South Park Elementary, Clyde admits to defecating in the urinal, but his parents tell Mr. Mackey that he had a colostomy at age five.
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在南方公园小学,[[克莱德]]承认曾在小便池里排便,但他的父母告诉麦奇老师,克莱德五岁时便做了结肠造口手术,所以凶手不可能是他。
   
In Chicago outside a McDonalds, Stan and Kyle see the webmaster, alive. They chase him until he is shot once again by another man who takes both boys with him. He is later revealed to be the Hardly Boys' father. Bush and his posse appear out of the shadows and confess that they weren't responsible for 9/11. However, all conspiracy websites are revealed to be run by the government. Kyle asks why the government doesn't just tell the truth about September 11. Bush says they have but since one fourth of all Americans are retarded they might as well let them believe the government is all powerful and would willfully commit a terrorist attack on its own country. The Hardly Boys' father questions how everyone knew they were there, and Stan puts a gun to Kyle's head. He confesses that he was the one who defecated in the urinal. The whole reason he brought Kyle along was to make him believe the incident was a conspiracy done by the government, who went along with this to make people think they are more powerful than they really are.
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在芝加哥的一家麦当劳外面,斯坦和凯尔看到了还活着的网站管理员。他们追着他,直到他再次被一个老人开枪打死,这个人带着男孩们离开了。后来男孩们才知道他是哈德利男孩的父亲。小布什和他的部队从阴影中走出来,承认他们与9·11事件无关。然而,所有的阴谋网站都是由政府运营的。凯尔问为什么政府不直接讲述9·11的真相。小布什说他们这么做了,但既然有四分之一的美国人是智障,那么政府便不妨让他们相信政府是最强大的,会故意对自己的国家发动恐怖袭击。哈德利男孩的父亲质问为什么小布什知道他们在那里,斯坦便用枪指着凯尔的头。他承认是他在便池里排便。他把凯尔带来的全部原因是让凯尔相信,9·11事件是政府策划的一个阴谋,而政府参与策划这个阴谋论,好让人们觉得他们比实际更强大。
   
The episode ends with Stan being punished by Mr. Mackey, who makes him laugh uncontrollably with his euphamisms for pooping again.
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在这一集的结尾,斯坦受到了麦奇先生的惩罚,他为麦奇所说的关于“拉屎”的委婉说法而不由自主地大笑起来。[[en:Mystery of the Urinal Deuce]]
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2019年12月5日 (四) 14:48的最后版本

Leftarrow 做爱做的事 小便池之谜 师生恋 Rightarrow

小便池之谜”是第十季的第九集,也是南方公园全系列的第148集,于2006年10月11日播出。

简介编辑

麦奇老师决心找出在小便池里大便的人时,卡特曼设法把这件事与911事件相联系,导致斯坦凯尔去寻找可怕历史事件背后的真相。

剧情编辑

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麦奇老师打断了加里森女士的课,他说有人在男厕的小便池里大便。孩子们觉得很搞笑,对麦奇老师用来解释事情经过的委婉说法一笑置之。卡特曼认为该事件与9·11有关,提出了9·11阴谋论。但凯尔无视了他,叫他闭嘴。

随着时间的推移,卡特曼继续说着为什么9·11是一个阴谋,并把它与小便池事件作比较。卡特曼补充说,四分之一的美国人认为9·11是有预谋的,但斯坦和凯尔仍然对他的说法不予理会,他们认为这只能说明四分之一的美国人是智障。不久,警察来调查小便池的案子。他们找不到任何线索,所以他们请来了哈德利男孩,两个年轻的自以为能特殊解决谜题的装逼怪。哈德利男孩毫无能力,跟随他们的勃起,寻找证据。

卡特曼研究了9·11事件,第二天他在学校向全班同学用PPT演说,证明了9·11是一个阴谋。他画了一幅凯尔手拿刀在世贸中心旁的天空中漂浮的粗陋画面来陷害凯尔。每个人都避开他,认为凯尔与9·11事件有关。

希拉在家里听到凯尔发生的事情很震惊,决定去学校。

于是家长们和老师们在南方公园小学举行会议,探讨9·11事件是否应该在教室里讨论的问题。然而,一些工作人员和家长认为这是一个阴谋。不久之后,哈德利男孩又被带了回来,这让麦奇先生很是懊恼。

斯坦问凯尔为什么中央情报局要调查他。随后斯坦告诉凯尔他发现了一个网站可以证明凯尔在9·11事件中是无辜的。他们去了9·11事件真相网管理员的家,后者告诉他们政府是罪魁祸首。网站管理员给了凯尔一罐炭疽热,说这是阴谋的证据,但凯尔一抓住罐子,特警队就进来了,把斯坦、凯尔和网站管理员带走了。

他们三人被带到白宫,网站管理员被处死了。小布什命令迪克·切尼向斯坦和凯尔开枪,但他没射中,两人逃脱了。

在南方公园小学,克莱德承认曾在小便池里排便,但他的父母告诉麦奇老师,克莱德五岁时便做了结肠造口手术,所以凶手不可能是他。

在芝加哥的一家麦当劳外面,斯坦和凯尔看到了还活着的网站管理员。他们追着他,直到他再次被一个老人开枪打死,这个人带着男孩们离开了。后来男孩们才知道他是哈德利男孩的父亲。小布什和他的部队从阴影中走出来,承认他们与9·11事件无关。然而,所有的阴谋网站都是由政府运营的。凯尔问为什么政府不直接讲述9·11的真相。小布什说他们这么做了,但既然有四分之一的美国人是智障,那么政府便不妨让他们相信政府是最强大的,会故意对自己的国家发动恐怖袭击。哈德利男孩的父亲质问为什么小布什知道他们在那里,斯坦便用枪指着凯尔的头。他承认是他在便池里排便。他把凯尔带来的全部原因是让凯尔相信,9·11事件是政府策划的一个阴谋,而政府参与策划这个阴谋论,好让人们觉得他们比实际更强大。

在这一集的结尾,斯坦受到了麦奇先生的惩罚,他为麦奇所说的关于“拉屎”的委婉说法而不由自主地大笑起来。

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