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{{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP1314.JPG|英文原名 = Pee|季数 = 13|集数 = 14(本季终)|首播日期 = 2009年11月18日|前一集 = [[与蓝精灵共舞]]|下一集 = [[性瘾治疗]]|制片代码 = 1314}}
 
{{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP1314.JPG|英文原名 = Pee|季数 = 13|集数 = 14(本季终)|首播日期 = 2009年11月18日|前一集 = [[与蓝精灵共舞]]|下一集 = [[性瘾治疗]]|制片代码 = 1314}}
 
"'''尿上乐园'''"是第13季的第十四集(本季终),也是南方公园第195集。该剧于2009年11月18日播出。
 
"'''尿上乐园'''"是第13季的第十四集(本季终),也是南方公园第195集。该剧于2009年11月18日播出。
 
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==简介==
 
==简介==
   
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==剧情==
 
==剧情==
Cartman, [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]], [[Jimmy Valmer|Jimmy]], and [[Butters Stotch|Butters]] visit [[Pi Pi's Splashtown]], where Cartman is horrified to discover the entire park is filled with individuals from various ethnic groups. He referred to these people as "minorities", and just after viewing the "minorities", he sings his ballad "[[Minorities at my Water Park]]". At the same time, Kyle discovers to his disgust that almost everyone but himself urinates in the pool. He then leaves and refuses to re-enter. Cartman tries to warn the other boys that, through calculations, he predicts that by 2012 the world will be devoid of white people and the other races will take over. His friends then simply dismiss him for being racist and leave.
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[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]、[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]、[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]、[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]]、[[吉米·瓦尔莫|吉米]]和[[巴特斯·斯多奇|巴特斯]]参观了[[皮匹水上乐园]],卡特曼惊恐地发现整个公园里都是来自不同种族的人。他把这些人称为“少数民族”,在看过“少数民族”之后,他演唱了民谣《[[水上乐园的少数民族]]》。与此同时,凯尔厌恶地发现,除了他自己,几乎所有人都在泳池里小便。然后他离开了,拒绝再进入泳池。卡特曼试图警告其他男孩,通过计算,他预测到2012年,世界上将没有白人,其他种族将取而代之。然后,他的朋友们干脆以他是种族主义者为不予理会,然后离开了。
Meanwhile, a scientist urges the owner [[Pi-Pi|Mr. Pi-Pi]] to shut down the water park, explaining the water in the park is 98% urine and 2% water, where the safe levels are below 83% urine and if he doesn't shut it down, the park will fall victim to a huge event. Inevitably, Pi-Pi's assumed lawyer refuses to shut the park down. It doesn't take long for the pool to get to 100% urine, and when it does, a large tidal wave of urine sweeps across the park, destroying all in its path. Cartman manages to stay afloat in the pee, Kyle climbs up a high water slide, and Stan, Butters, and Jimmy get to higher ground atop the Mount Everest ride. Unsurprisingly, Kenny doesn't make it.
 
   
Meanwhile, the scientist explains that anyone with prolonged exposure to the urine will 'mutate' leaving the victim angry and violent, demonstrating this by urinating on a helpless monkey, and naturally the monkey gets angry. The military order a vaccine to be formed, without considering that the monkey is just a bit annoyed at being pissed on. After Kyle has joined Stan, Butters, and Jimmy atop the Mount Everest ride, Cartman has been rescued from the urine by a group of survivors aboard a Floom Zoom raft. Shocked to realize he is the only "non-minority" onboard, he believes that the Mayan prophecy has occurred 3 years early; he is quick to imagine a world in which he must speak in minority slang, is paid lower wages, and eventually forced to live in a concentration camp. The other boys meet up with Mr. Pi-Pi who has also survived (and is clearly incredibly disappointed with himself). He tells them of a release lever in one of the basements to drain all of the urine, and says that anyone who goes down there would need to stay down there for an extended period of time. Naturally, Kyle is chosen (due to him claiming to be able to hold his breath the longest).
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与此同时,一位科学家敦促老板[[皮匹|皮匹先生]]关闭水上公园。他解释说,公园里的水是由98%的尿液和2%的水组成的,而那里的安全指数为尿液含量低于83%,如果他再不关闭它,公园将成为一个巨大事件的受害者。不可避免地,皮匹先生的代理律师拒绝关闭公园。而泳池里的尿液含量很快就会达到100%,当尿液含量达到100%时,一股巨大的尿液浪潮就会席卷整个公园,所到之处无一幸免。卡特曼设法保持漂浮在尿,凯尔爬上一个高的水滑道,斯坦、巴特斯和吉米找到了高处,他们登上了游乐设施珠穆朗玛峰。不出意料,肯尼没有成功,淹死在了尿中。
   
The military produce a vaccine, but it fails, resulting in three dead monkeys. Kyle is forced to drink three cups of urine, so he can safely travel down into the depths without his body having to endure the effects of fluid pressure. A now incredibly irritated Kyle insists that he will not, despite that if he doesn't, they will all die. Another vaccine is formed, which turns out to be a simple banana (once again demonstrating the military's stupidity), they test the cure out on Stan's [[Randy Marsh|father]] who, while very annoyed that they were peeing on him, doesn't mutate as everyone believed he would. As Kyle finishes his third cup, a helicopter flies in and saves them, much to his anger having drank pee for nothing.
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与此同时,科学家解释说,任何长时间接触尿液的人都会“变异”,变得愤怒和暴力,他以对一只无助的猴子撒尿为证,被撒尿的猴子自然而然地生气了。军方下令研制疫苗,却没有考虑到猴子只是有点生气。凯尔和斯坦、巴特斯、吉米一起登上游乐设施珠穆朗玛峰后,卡特曼被一群幸存者从尿中救了出来。他震惊地意识到,他是船上唯一的“非少数”,他相信玛雅人的预言发生在3年前;他很快就想象出这样一个世界:他必须说少数族裔的俚语,工资较低,最终被迫生活在集中营里。其他男孩遇到了皮匹先生,他也幸存了下来(显然对自己非常失望)。他告诉他们地下室里有一个排尿杆,可以排出所有的尿液,并说任何人下到那里都需要在那里待很长一段时间。当然,凯尔被选中了(因为他声称能够最长时间地屏住呼吸)。
   
Outside the park, Cartman is reunited with the others, where he realizes that what they escaped from was not the Mayan 2012 Prophecy, and they still have three years left. The boys still don't understand Kyle's anger at drinking the urine. He finally snaps, and tells them that he is grossed out by pee, and that the only thing he hates more than pee is bananas, which the military then hand out and force the boys at gunpoint to eat to stop the 'mutation', much to Kyle's outrage.
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军方生产了一种疫苗,但失败了,导致3只猴子死亡。凯尔被迫喝了三杯尿,这样他就可以安全地进入深处,而不必忍受身体的液体压力。难以置信的恼怒的凯尔坚持他不会这么做,尽管如果他不这样做,他们都会死。另一种疫苗被研制出来,结果是一根简单的香蕉(再次证明了军方的愚蠢),他们在[[兰迪·马什]]身上试验了这种疗法。斯坦的父亲对他们在他身上撒尿感到非常恼火,但他并没有像所有人认为的那样发生突变。当凯尔喝完他的第三杯尿时,一架直升飞机飞了进来救了他们,这让他很生气,因为自己白白喝了尿。
   
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在公园外面,卡特曼和其他人团聚了,在那里他意识到他们逃离的不是2012年的玛雅预言,他们还有三年的时间。男孩们仍然不理解凯尔喝尿时的愤怒。他怒气冲冲地告诉他们,自己对小便感到恶心,唯一比小便更讨厌的是香蕉。军方随后分发香蕉,用枪指着孩子们,强迫他们吃香蕉来阻止“变异”,这让凯尔非常愤怒。
 
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"尿上乐园"是第13季的第十四集(本季终),也是南方公园第195集。该剧于2009年11月18日播出。

简介

男孩们来到了“皮匹水上乐园”,遭遇了如同《2012》般的大灾难。

剧情

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卡特曼斯坦凯尔肯尼吉米巴特斯参观了皮匹水上乐园,卡特曼惊恐地发现整个公园里都是来自不同种族的人。他把这些人称为“少数民族”,在看过“少数民族”之后,他演唱了民谣《水上乐园的少数民族》。与此同时,凯尔厌恶地发现,除了他自己,几乎所有人都在泳池里小便。然后他离开了,拒绝再进入泳池。卡特曼试图警告其他男孩,通过计算,他预测到2012年,世界上将没有白人,其他种族将取而代之。然后,他的朋友们干脆以他是种族主义者为不予理会,然后离开了。

与此同时,一位科学家敦促老板皮匹先生关闭水上公园。他解释说,公园里的水是由98%的尿液和2%的水组成的,而那里的安全指数为尿液含量低于83%,如果他再不关闭它,公园将成为一个巨大事件的受害者。不可避免地,皮匹先生的代理律师拒绝关闭公园。而泳池里的尿液含量很快就会达到100%,当尿液含量达到100%时,一股巨大的尿液浪潮就会席卷整个公园,所到之处无一幸免。卡特曼设法保持漂浮在尿,凯尔爬上一个高的水滑道,斯坦、巴特斯和吉米找到了高处,他们登上了游乐设施珠穆朗玛峰。不出意料,肯尼没有成功,淹死在了尿中。

与此同时,科学家解释说,任何长时间接触尿液的人都会“变异”,变得愤怒和暴力,他以对一只无助的猴子撒尿为证,被撒尿的猴子自然而然地生气了。军方下令研制疫苗,却没有考虑到猴子只是有点生气。凯尔和斯坦、巴特斯、吉米一起登上游乐设施珠穆朗玛峰后,卡特曼被一群幸存者从尿中救了出来。他震惊地意识到,他是船上唯一的“非少数”,他相信玛雅人的预言发生在3年前;他很快就想象出这样一个世界:他必须说少数族裔的俚语,工资较低,最终被迫生活在集中营里。其他男孩遇到了皮匹先生,他也幸存了下来(显然对自己非常失望)。他告诉他们地下室里有一个排尿杆,可以排出所有的尿液,并说任何人下到那里都需要在那里待很长一段时间。当然,凯尔被选中了(因为他声称能够最长时间地屏住呼吸)。

军方生产了一种疫苗,但失败了,导致3只猴子死亡。凯尔被迫喝了三杯尿,这样他就可以安全地进入深处,而不必忍受身体的液体压力。难以置信的恼怒的凯尔坚持他不会这么做,尽管如果他不这样做,他们都会死。另一种疫苗被研制出来,结果是一根简单的香蕉(再次证明了军方的愚蠢),他们在兰迪·马什身上试验了这种疗法。斯坦的父亲对他们在他身上撒尿感到非常恼火,但他并没有像所有人认为的那样发生突变。当凯尔喝完他的第三杯尿时,一架直升飞机飞了进来救了他们,这让他很生气,因为自己白白喝了尿。

在公园外面,卡特曼和其他人团聚了,在那里他意识到他们逃离的不是2012年的玛雅预言,他们还有三年的时间。男孩们仍然不理解凯尔喝尿时的愤怒。他怒气冲冲地告诉他们,自己对小便感到恶心,唯一比小便更讨厌的是香蕉。军方随后分发香蕉,用枪指着孩子们,强迫他们吃香蕉来阻止“变异”,这让凯尔非常愤怒。

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