南方公园中文维基
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南方公园中文维基

屁脸症”是第五季的第十集,也是南方公园全系列的第75集,于2001年11月14日播出。

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以下内容有剧透,请谨慎观看!!!

简介

学校照相时肯尼倒立着穿衣服把屁屁拍在了脸的位置,结果这张照片引来了一对患有屁脸症的寻子夫妇。另外,卡特曼突然发觉自己笑不出来了……

剧情

剧集开始于南方公园的孩子们正在拍摄他们的班级照,随后我们第一次看到斯坦凯尔的全部发型。卡特曼微笑着摆着造型。巴特斯正在打理着他的发型,尽管一缕头发还是在拍出来的照片中竖起来。在这一过程中,肯尼头朝下穿着他的皮大衣,脚穿在袖子里,这样他的“屁股就露出了兜帽”。

Ms. Choksondik tells the class that one of the boys spoiled his picture, and therefore he won't be getting it back. After Kenny says "Oh, come on!", it actually turns out to be Butters, despite the fact that Butters didn't make any silly faces; it's how he looks. Ms. Choksondik and Mr. and Mrs. Stotch inevitably remain convinced that he did make silly faces, though, and he gets grounded for it. This leads Butters to reclusion and self-loathing.

Cartman is pleased with the trick he made Kenny do, and he wants to extend it even further. Then he takes the photograph to a missing children's center, and he gives them a description of the child, consisting of a "winking brown eye", "blond hair", and "rosy cheeks." Rather than realize it's a trick, the receptionist at the counter falls for it, and the photo gets placed on a milk carton.

Astoundingly enough, the photo draws a response from a couple, Martha and Stephen Thompson, who lost their son several years earlier. They suffer from a fictitious congenital condition known as "torsonic polarity syndrome" or "TPS" which has them born with their faces replaced with human buttocks. With the syndrome, however, they still retain all normal functionality of their faces (including noses, eyes, etc.).

Cartman is stunned when the Thompson's show up at his place, asking if he had seen their son anywhere; so much so that he finds he can't laugh at their condition. He becomes convinced that he has now seen something so funny, it blew his "funny fuse", and now he'll never be able to laugh at anything again.

Everyone in town is fascinated by the "ass people", although they try to cover up the fact that they noticed their condition - despite the fact that Martha and Stephen seem proud of their condition, stating "over eleven people worldwide have this condition!". Kyle and Stan take several kids along with them, and soon Mrs. Broflovski, Mr. Garrison, Officer Barbrady, and Chef join in, looking in at the McCormick's window while Kenny apologizes to the Thompsons. They're baffled by the sight.

Cartman, meanwhile, is having no luck restoring his funny fuse; not even Jimmy's jokes can help.

The search for the Thompson's missing son goes on. Then something amazing finally turns up, after days of tension and suspense. The final scene has the lady from the milk company state that the search results revealed that the Thompson's son was Ben Affleck. He and his parents are reunited, and everyone finally notices the resemblance. Cartman makes a comment about Ben Affleck, and how everybody ought to call him "Ben Assfleck" from now on. This triggers his fuse, and he starts laughing again. Stan and Kyle decide that he couldn't laugh before because he actually felt guilty for making the Thompsons believe their son had been found – which Cartman vehemently denies. Even so, Kyle finds it remarkable that Cartman actually felt bad for someone. Cartman invites Kenny to his house for chocolate guns, just then Kenny is run over by a motorcycle. Cartman laughs at Kenny's Death.

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