南方公园中文维基
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南方公园中文维基

“屎之循环”是根据《狮子王》里的歌曲“生命循环”(The circle of life)以及“我们是一家人”(We are one)改编,在“屎诞节特辑”中出现。

背景[]

汉基先生给自己的儿子康沃利斯·汉基讲解屎在生命循环的作用,告诉他屎在生命循环的各个环节都出现,以此告诉他就算是一坨屎也有自己的使命,提升了康沃利斯的自信心。

冷知识[]

  • 路易斯·普利斯(Louis Price)唱的康沃利斯·汉基的部分,但是在演职员表里写作Lewis Price

歌词[]

汉基先生:
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And that's how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green, green grass and the birds up in the sky
It's all here because of poo and now I'll tell you why

Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
Which is dumped into the sea
And its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes meal.

When that bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become food for the land!

It's the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which falls onto to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.


You see son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life!

康沃利斯:
But how can I be that giraffe and blade of grass and a human? I don't control what they do.

汉基先生:
Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it. So too, do your giraffes and humans do what they do, without you even thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.

康沃利斯:
I think I see now (deep singing voice)
So I'm the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground

汉基先生:
Which becomes the grass of tomorrow

康沃利斯:
Yeah

汉基先生:
Which the critters turn around

康沃利斯:
And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.

汉基父子:
Which becomes dinner for the humans, and turn back to poo again.
That's the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.

国语版歌词[]

黄金先生:
地球上没有地方,少的了,便便
那是生命的起始点,永远不改变
你看大地孕育青草,鸟在天空自由飞
到头来全都是便便,奥秘全在里面

牛靠青草为生,最后却变成牛排
人吃下肚消化后,排出来就是便便
唰一声冲到下水道,顺流向那大海
给浮游生物当大餐,再让小鱼饱餐一顿

大鱼理直气壮的把小鱼吃掉
悠哉游到岸边却被大熊抓到
大熊吃得太饱大了一坨便便
而营养丰富的便便滋养了大地

羚羊吃草后要便便,长颈鹿也会便
每一坨便便,都为青草施肥
青草又被牛群吃掉,故事又重来一遍
人吃了大量的牛排,就在厕所用力便

现在你撩了吗?便便是所有生活的终点,也是起点。

口亚心:
我只需要顺其自然的,让生命生生不息,不需要考虑太多。

黄金先生:
只要放开胸怀,跟着心跳的节奏,随着生命起舞。这就是为什么所有的生物能在同一个地球上生活,生生不息。那都是因为……有你啊。

口亚心:
我想我懂了
我是有尊严的便便,负载千古生命

黄金先生:
成为所有生命的起点

口亚心:


黄金先生:
吃草的动物要便便

口亚心:
吃肉的也要便便,小鸡也得便

父子:
最后宿命成为人类,美味可口的餐点,嗯……
生生不息,都是便便

参考资料[]

第四季歌曲
我等不及长大 | 欢迎来到这世界 | 布布布迪奥 | 你在我心中 | 血洒在我的思想轨迹上 | 提米与地狱之主 | 与你远行 | 复仇的火焰 | 不要再去做情郎 | 女人善变 | 求你不要死 | 书写乐章 | 如果感到幸福你就拍拍手 | 手枪舞 | 小蜘蛛 | 小兔子福福 | 温蒂试镜曲 | 你懂了,姑娘 | 拉网之歌 | 我与耶稣牵手走 | 回忆三年级 | 迫不及待 | 奇迹缔造者 | 安娜波尔卡舞曲 | 木屐舞 | 婊子之歌 | 民主古巴 | 旧时摇滚 | 屎之循环 | 平安夜 | 糖果仙子之舞 | 奇迹也要搭把手
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