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“布莱恩·博伊塔诺会怎么做?”是大电影南方公园加长未删减版中的歌曲。

背景

在电影中,孩子的母亲组成“母亲反加拿大”到加拿大打战,在两天内处决“战犯”特伦斯和菲利普。孩子们要阻止他们的母亲,救出特伦斯和菲利普。斯坦并思考:“布莱恩·博伊塔诺会怎么做?”

这首歌曲引用了“圣诞精神”短片中一部场景。当耶稣圣诞老人在打战,双方都要求男孩们帮助他们。斯坦思考:“布莱恩·博伊塔诺会怎么做?” DVDA的歌曲视频也用这部场景。

在电影的片尾,DVDA演唱这首歌比较快的的朋克摇滚版本,“布莱恩·博伊塔诺会怎么做?(第二部分)”。

冷知识

  • 这首歌类似于《民众之歌》(Do You Hear the People Sing?)在音乐剧《悲惨世界》(Les Misérables)中的地位。
  • 布莱恩·博伊塔诺之前在剧集“诺亚基舟”中曾经出场,甚至在更早的“圣诞精神:耶稣大战圣诞老人”中也有出现。
  • 布莱恩·博伊塔诺自己之后使用这首歌的改编版进行了一次花样滑冰,并且借鉴了这首歌的标题,作为其主持的厨艺节目的标题,叫做“布莱恩·博伊塔诺会怎么煮?”(What Would Brian Boitano Cook?
  • 布莱恩·丹尼希的在曲中插入的谈话是模仿了“耶稣大战圣诞老人”的桥段。在原短片中,当斯坦问“布莱恩·博伊塔诺会怎么做?”时,布莱恩·博伊塔诺立刻出现了,并回应:“有人叫我吗?”在这之后他给了男孩们一些建议,之后像电影中的布莱恩·丹尼希一样说着“再见!”离开了。
  • 在“cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody”一句中,卡特曼在“from”之前都没有开口唱歌。这是因为他被脑内装了V芯片,如果说脏话就会被电击。
    • 另外,这句歌词打破了全歌的韵脚,因为最后使用了“anybody”而不是“anyone”。

歌词

Stan:
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.


Kyle:
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.


Cartman:
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.


Stan and Kyle:
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.


Cartman:
I want this V-Chip out of me,
It has stunted my vocabulary.


Kyle:
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone


Stan:
For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.


All:
And what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.


Brian Dennehy:
Someone say my name?

Stan:
Who are you?

Dennehy:
I'm Brian Dennehy!

Kyle:
What? No, Not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!

Stan:
Yeah, get the fuck outta here!

Dennehy:
Oh. Bye-e!

Stan and Kyle:
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
and saved the human race again


Cartman:
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Khan!


Stan and Kyle:
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit...

All:
...from anybody!
So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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