帕克县警署是南方公园中的一个地点，被帕克县警部和联邦调查局均有使用过，该建筑一共三层，但在不同的地方也有出入。哈里斯·叶茨 is the most prominent of the police officers in the building having tried to frame 迈克尔·杰克逊 and taught 四人组 the effects of downloading music illegally among other appearances over the years.
The police officers, or at least the detectives, are shown to boast about shooting people; one detective claims to have shot a man twice in the face in “师生恋”. Sergeant “哈里斯·叶茨” shoots The Left Hand Killer in the face twice in “灵能侦探卡特曼”.
- “犯罪克星” - 四人组 do detective work here.
- “基督摇滚热” - 斯坦·马什, 凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基 and 肯尼·麦考密克 are taken here after they download music off the internet for free.
- “杰弗逊父子” - Harrison Yates tries to find out information about Mr. Jefferson.
- “灵能侦探卡特曼” - Yates researches the left hand murders.
- “流血的圣母” - Randy is taken here after he drink drives.
- “做爱做的事” - Yates speaks to the Hardly Boys about 9/11.
- “师生恋” - Kyle tries to report to the police about Ike and Ms. Stevenson's relationship.
- “卡特曼舔鸡鸡” - Cartman comes here after he cannot find the picture.
- “卡特曼老师” - Ms. Garrison comes here for help finding his penis.
- “中国问题” - The boys come to get help suing Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
- “浣熊侠出击” - The Coon and Mysterion come here to inform the police about the crime in the city.
- “巴特斯售吻公司” - Yates is informed about the possibility of a prostitution company.
- “城市寿司” - The police discuss what to do with Tuong Lu Kim.
- “穷孩子” - Mr. Adams looks after the McCormicks and later Cartman.
- “内不安全” - Yates gives a conference about Bane.
- “视讯惊魂夜” - The boys report Stan "missing".
- “无人机风波” - Thomas and Laura Tucker come to report the video.
- “欢乐投影” - Randy comes to get help with Lorde's hologram.
- “美食评论家” - Yates works on Yelp reviews here.
- “调皮坏忍者” - The townspeople beg Sergeant Yates and the rest of the police force for help in dealing with the homeless at the Whole Foods
- “不算有趣” - Yates speaks about TrollTrace.com.
- “系列前传” - The town come for help with Mark Zuckerberg
- “巫婆之子” - Cartman comes here to inform the police that his girlfriend Heidi got kidnapped by a witch.
- “滑板车惊魂” - The police struggle to cope with the trick or treaters.
- “至肃时刻” - Yates tries to leave only to be called back for more deaths.
- “无人至肃” - The boys are locked up here for being suspected school shooters.
- “佛系盒子” - 女强人副校长 and 政确校长 come here when their children go missing.
- “触手难及” - Seen during the Unfulfilled song.
- “单车巡游” - Mr. Garrison is seen handcuffed outside during the bike parade.
- “万圣节草特辑” - Seen incarcerating Butters and Shelly.
- Harrison Yates - Complete "Nazi Zombie Bounty".
- 践踏者 - Free him from his cell.
- 圣诞老人 - Find him on the roof.
- RabbiTech - Find on the shelf on room on the right on the second floor.
- Bling - Find this in the yellow crate in the evidence locker.