帕克县警署是南方公园中的一个地点，被帕克县警部和联邦调查局均有使用过，该建筑一共三层，但在不同的地方也有出入。Sergeant Yates is the most prominent of the police officers in the building having tried to frame Michael Jackson and taught the boys the effects of downloading music illegally among other appearances over the years.
The police officers, or at least the detectives, are shown to boast about shooting people; one detective claims to have shot a man twice in the face in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy". Sergeant "Harrison Yates" shoots The Left Hand Killer in the face twice in "Cartman's Incredible Gift".
- "Lil' Crime Stoppers" - The boys do detective work here.
- "Christian Rock Hard" - Stan, Kyle and Kenny are taken here after they download music off the internet for free.
- "The Jeffersons" - Harrison Yates tries to find out information about Mr. Jefferson.
- "Cartman's Incredible Gift" - Yates researches the left hand murders.
- "Bloody Mary" - Randy is taken here after he drink drives.
- "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" - Yates speaks to the Hardly Boys about 9/11.
- "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" - Kyle tries to report to the police about Ike and Ms. Stevenson's relationship.
- "Cartman Sucks" - Cartman comes here after he cannot find the picture.
- "Eek, A Penis!" - Ms. Garrison comes here for help finding his penis.
- "The China Probrem" - The boys come to get help suing Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
- "The Coon" - The Coon and Mysterion come here to inform the police about the crime in the city.
- "Butters' Bottom Bitch" - Yates is informed about the possibility of a prostitution company.
- "City Sushi" - The police discuss what to do with Tuong Lu Kim.
- "The Poor Kid" - Mr. Adams looks after the McCormicks and later Cartman.
- "Insecurity" - Yates gives a conference about Bane.
- "A Nightmare on Face Time" - The boys report Stan "missing".
- "The Magic Bush" - Thomas and Laura Tucker come to report the video.
- "HappyHolograms" - Randy comes to get help with Lorde's hologram.
- "You're Not Yelping" - Yates works on Yelp reviews here.
- "Naughty Ninjas" - The townspeople beg Sergeant Yates and the rest of the police force for help in dealing with the homeless at the Whole Foods
- "Not Funny" - Yates speaks about TrollTrace.com.
- "Franchise Prequel" - The town come for help with Mark Zuckerberg
- "Sons A Witches" - Cartman comes here to inform the police that his girlfriend Heidi got kidnapped by a witch.
- "The Scoots" - The police struggle to cope with the trick or treaters.
- "Time To Get Cereal" - Yates tries to leave only to be called back for more deaths.
- "Nobody Got Cereal?" - The boys are locked up here for being suspected school shooters.
- "Buddha Box" - Strong Woman and PC Principal come here when their children go missing.
- "Unfulfilled" - Seen during the Unfulfilled song.
- "Bike Parade" - Mr. Garrison is seen handcuffed outside during the bike parade.
- "Tegridy Farms Halloween Special" - Seen incarcerating Butters and Shelly.
- Harrison Yates - Complete "Nazi Zombie Bounty".
- Romper Stomper - Free him from his cell.
- Santa Claus - Find him on the roof.
- RabbiTech - Find on the shelf on room on the right on the second floor.
- Bling - Find this in the yellow crate in the evidence locker.