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凯尔坐在林肯纪念碑前,斯坦又联系上了他。凯尔说他无法阻止核弹发射,因为他们已经宣布了想象的事物不是真的。斯坦和一群想象角色告诉他,他必须告诉人们想象的事物是真的。凯尔说,但那样就证明了卡特曼是对的,他就又要舔他的蛋了。但斯坦说已经别无选择了。
 
凯尔坐在林肯纪念碑前,斯坦又联系上了他。凯尔说他无法阻止核弹发射,因为他们已经宣布了想象的事物不是真的。斯坦和一群想象角色告诉他,他必须告诉人们想象的事物是真的。凯尔说,但那样就证明了卡特曼是对的,他就又要舔他的蛋了。但斯坦说已经别无选择了。
   
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在战场上,恶灵们似乎占了上风。森林小动物(正在攻击[[大力水手波派|大力水手]])问道正在靠近的是什么——是漂浮在保护罩气球中的巴特斯。他正在给角色们想象武器,给大力水手想象菠菜。阿斯兰评论道,巴特斯做得很好,他们的战况会转好的。
On the battlefield, the evil characters appear to have taken the upper hand. The woodland critters (who are attacking [[Popeye]]) ask what is coming towards them - it is Butters floating around in a protective bubble. He is giving characters better weaponry and spinach to Popeye. Aslan notes Butters is doing it and they will all be okay.
 
   
 
The missile is being prepared for launch. Cartman (who has been escorted back to the room) yells they are going to ruin everything. There is another security breach alert and Kyle crashes through the same pane of glass as Cartman did. He tells everyone that imaginary characters have had more impact on everybody's lives than most real people, and will still be around when they are all dead - and that makes them very real. Cartman claps at the speech, and action copied by everyone else in the room. General Deckter tells them to abort the launch sequence which they do. Cartman then notes he did win the bet because imaginary creatures are real. Kyle then angrily shouts at him to let the bet go, adding that Cartman didn't care about the danger Stan and Butters were in, he only cared about the "stupid bet," and that they can throw him in jail for the rest of his life - but he will never suck Cartman's balls. Al Gore then enters asking what happened. He learns of the mission's abort and starts randomly smacking the control console yelling "Manbearpig has to die!". The portal shakes violently and everyone and everything is sucked through; including the missile.
 
The missile is being prepared for launch. Cartman (who has been escorted back to the room) yells they are going to ruin everything. There is another security breach alert and Kyle crashes through the same pane of glass as Cartman did. He tells everyone that imaginary characters have had more impact on everybody's lives than most real people, and will still be around when they are all dead - and that makes them very real. Cartman claps at the speech, and action copied by everyone else in the room. General Deckter tells them to abort the launch sequence which they do. Cartman then notes he did win the bet because imaginary creatures are real. Kyle then angrily shouts at him to let the bet go, adding that Cartman didn't care about the danger Stan and Butters were in, he only cared about the "stupid bet," and that they can throw him in jail for the rest of his life - but he will never suck Cartman's balls. Al Gore then enters asking what happened. He learns of the mission's abort and starts randomly smacking the control console yelling "Manbearpig has to die!". The portal shakes violently and everyone and everything is sucked through; including the missile.

2020年1月11日 (六) 13:09的版本

幻想大陆·中 幻想大陆·中 幻想大陆·下 吉他英熊 吉他英熊

幻想大陆·下”是第十一季的第十二集,也是南方公园全系列的第165集,于2007年10月31日播出。

简介

幻想大陆内,斯坦巴特斯参与着生死攸关的对决,对抗着邪恶幻想角色的军队。同时,卡特曼仍旧坚持让凯尔舔他的蛋蛋。

剧情

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阿斯兰回忆起幻想大陆往日的欢乐时光——直到恐怖分子到来。生灵涂炭,屏障倒塌,恶灵降临;如今他们将决一死战。恶灵们向前进军,森林小动物们谈论着战争将会有多有趣。阿斯兰指出,他们仅凭一己之力无法胜利,因为这儿许多人从未使用过武器,而且寡不敌众。阿斯兰接着指出巴特斯是关键,因为他有不可估量的力量。

与此同时,阿尔·戈尔向人们展示着人熊猪袭击的录像片段,说自己早就警告过他们这是真的了。他接着说,一些大事发生了,美国人民需要知道。他披着斗篷,企图飞走。

在华盛顿特区纪念医院,凯尔的医生谈论着他的状况,说他正在康复,但看上去得了脑震荡,因为他不断地听到想象中的声音。凯尔正躺在病床上,但被自己头脑中斯坦的声音叫醒了。当卡特曼推着一辆手推车进来时,斯坦的声音突然消失了。凯尔问卡特曼发生了什么,卡特曼解释说凯尔违约了。凯尔生气地说,他想知道五角大楼里发生了什么。卡特曼说他应该好好休息,自己给他准备了圣代;但圣代上少了点什么——他的蛋蛋。凯尔问道斯坦怎么了,卡特曼说他被吸进了通道里,现在他们正准备从通道轰炸幻想大陆。凯尔问斯坦是不是很危险,但卡特曼穿着教皇的服饰让他准备享用自己的圣代;和额外的坚果。


耶稣,棒棒糖国王和一个守卫前来告诉阿斯兰,恶灵们已经快抵达战场了。阿斯兰让所有人到战场上去保卫城堡,以及他们现在需要巴特斯的力量。巴特斯问他的力量是什么,甘道夫解释说巴特斯是一个真实的人,所以他能用想象创造出事物;他是个造物者。阿斯兰说,他们首先需要让圣诞老人复活,因为他在恐怖袭击中被杀害了。巴特斯问要怎么才能做到,九人会议说他要集中注意力,一心直想着圣诞老人;只要他心无旁骛,想象的事物就能成真。巴特斯闭上眼想象着,突然,他的爸爸出现了,喊着“你被禁足了!”接着出现了一个可怕的恶魔般的生物喊着“禁足了!”巴特斯惊吓地摇着头让他走开,画面便消失了。阿斯兰让巴特斯迅速一点因为时间不多了。会议成员让巴特斯相信圣诞老人。

与此同时,卡特曼正在策划着凯尔舔他蛋蛋照片场景的布置,他问他的摄影助手凯文用什么角度比较合适。凯尔让卡特曼闭嘴,因为他要看新闻。新闻中记者说阿尔·戈尔泄露出了人熊猪来袭的录像,恐怖分子已经入侵了人们的想象。公众要求了解更多实况。

德克特将军在新闻发布会中现身,解释着此事件,说最好的方法就是把想象给核炸了。面对一系列质疑声,德克特将军表示没有更好的选择了,因为库尔特·拉塞尔被森林小动物强奸了。

新闻记者继续说道,因为幻想的角色不是真实的,所以核炸他们不需要经过批准。这导致一大群嬉皮士聚众抗议。记者在与一位嘉宾交谈的过程中提问道政府是否能够逃脱罪责。嘉宾解释道,这将会推翻卡特曼与布罗夫洛夫斯基的案件。在病床上,凯尔终于又联系上了斯坦,他告诉说自己在医院,正在通过自己的想象与其对话。

斯坦解释道自己正在穿过橡皮糖森林,刚才还看见了小草莓。他听见号角声响,战斗开始了。

在耶稣的带领下,善良的角色们向前进军,但他们被许多恶灵狠狠地攻击着。阿斯兰命令道巴特斯必须想象出圣诞老人,然而他只想象出了一个怪兽版本的。

在医院中,凯尔看见新闻上宣布想象的角色不是真的,这于是推翻了卡特曼对布罗夫洛夫斯基的案件。斯坦告诉凯尔,他必须阻止导弹发射。凯尔离开了病房,卡特曼火冒三丈地用命发誓说在今天结束之前凯尔一定要舔他的蛋蛋。

伊卡洛斯告诉阿斯兰他们要输了,但幸运的是巴特斯真的想象出了圣诞老人。圣诞老人操着一把金斧头,开始在战场上奋勇杀敌。阿斯兰告诉巴特斯他知道自己是有潜力的,他必须继续想象更多事物。

凯尔被拦在五角大楼外,跟抗议的嬉皮士们站在一起。阿尔·戈尔到场,称核弹必须被送进通道;因为只有这样才能杀死人熊猪。接着他又企图飞走。

与此同时,巴特斯想象出了一只拿着弓和箭的黄色熊。阿斯兰让巴特斯想象更多的弓箭手到城墙边。罗宾·胡德和一个守卫出现了,解释道他们已经打败了吸血鬼和狼人但他们在与蛀牙的战斗找中损失惨重。神奇女侠问什么能打败蛀牙,阿斯兰告诉巴特斯想象一管佳洁士牙膏。巴特斯做到了,甘道夫说巴特斯正在变得更强。两个想象角色抓来了一个“密探”——斯坦。巴特斯问候了他,告诉大家他想象出了斯坦。斯坦说他是真的,并警告所有人,政府正在准备往这里发射导弹。阿斯兰说他们能处理好这事,因为现在他们有了巴特斯这一“天选之子”。

五角大楼的官员们正在进行发射核弹的最后阶段,突然卡特曼冲进了告诉他们想象中的角色是真的。于是技术人员问道上帝,耶稣,天堂,地狱这些事物是不是真的。卡特曼不久就被人拉了出去,他喊着“他妈的小精灵是真的!”

凯尔坐在林肯纪念碑前,斯坦又联系上了他。凯尔说他无法阻止核弹发射,因为他们已经宣布了想象的事物不是真的。斯坦和一群想象角色告诉他,他必须告诉人们想象的事物是真的。凯尔说,但那样就证明了卡特曼是对的,他就又要舔他的蛋了。但斯坦说已经别无选择了。

在战场上,恶灵们似乎占了上风。森林小动物(正在攻击大力水手)问道正在靠近的是什么——是漂浮在保护罩气球中的巴特斯。他正在给角色们想象武器,给大力水手想象菠菜。阿斯兰评论道,巴特斯做得很好,他们的战况会转好的。

The missile is being prepared for launch. Cartman (who has been escorted back to the room) yells they are going to ruin everything. There is another security breach alert and Kyle crashes through the same pane of glass as Cartman did. He tells everyone that imaginary characters have had more impact on everybody's lives than most real people, and will still be around when they are all dead - and that makes them very real. Cartman claps at the speech, and action copied by everyone else in the room. General Deckter tells them to abort the launch sequence which they do. Cartman then notes he did win the bet because imaginary creatures are real. Kyle then angrily shouts at him to let the bet go, adding that Cartman didn't care about the danger Stan and Butters were in, he only cared about the "stupid bet," and that they can throw him in jail for the rest of his life - but he will never suck Cartman's balls. Al Gore then enters asking what happened. He learns of the mission's abort and starts randomly smacking the control console yelling "Manbearpig has to die!". The portal shakes violently and everyone and everything is sucked through; including the missile.

On the battlefield, the Lollipop King calls to Aslan that they've won the battle for all the evil characters have been stopped. Aslan yells "The day is ours!" but looking up, they see the missile which explodes destroying everyone and everything. Butters climbs out of his blank surroundings and imagines everything back to the way they were before. The Mayor of Imaginationland notes all the evil characters are trapped behind the barrier once again. Kyle asks Butters how he managed to do all this, which he replies with that he used his imagination. Cartman says he's learned something today, how anyone can make anything a reality by using their imagination. Cartman imagines himself (dressed as a King) and Kyle. Imaginary Kyle begins to suck imaginary Cartman's balls to the shock of everyone. Cartman says he told Kyle he'd get him to suck his balls before the day was over. Kyle argues that he isn't sucking his balls; it's imaginary. Cartman then tells Kyle he was the one who said imaginary things were real, which General Deckter reinforces. Everyone laughs as Cartman tells imaginary Kyle how much he loves his balls (with the exception of Stan and Butters who just look shocked). Santa then appears telling Kyle that's enough ball-sucking for one day and that they need to get home. Kyle says he isn't sucking Cartman's balls but the Mayor says whatever you imagine to be real, is real.

Butters is suddenly awoken by his parents. Butters notes the whole event was just a dream and tells his parents about it. Stephen says it wasn't a dream and he knows because he read about it in the paper, and asks what he was doing when he should have been helping his mother clean up the basement. His mother tells him he is grounded. Butters is disappointed, but tries to use his powers of imagination on his parents to which Stephen says will not work in the real world, and that he is still grounded. His parents leave and Butters leans back into his bed saying "Aw, shit."