“幻想大陆·下”是第十一季的第十二集，也是南方公园全系列的第165集，于2007年10月31日播出。
简介
在幻想大陆内，斯坦和巴特斯参与着生死攸关的对决，对抗着邪恶幻想角色的军队。同时，卡特曼仍旧坚持让凯尔舔他的蛋蛋。
剧情
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阿斯兰回忆起幻想大陆往日的欢乐时光——直到恐怖分子到来。生灵涂炭，屏障倒塌，恶灵降临；如今他们将决一死战。恶灵们向前进军，森林小动物们谈论着战争将会有多有趣。阿斯兰指出，他们仅凭一己之力无法胜利，因为这儿许多人从未使用过武器，而且寡不敌众。阿斯兰接着指出巴特斯是关键，因为他有不可估量的力量。
与此同时，阿尔·戈尔向人们展示着人熊猪袭击的录像片段，说自己早就警告过他们这是真的了。他接着说，一些大事发生了，美国人民需要知道。他披着斗篷，企图飞走。
在华盛顿特区纪念医院，凯尔的医生谈论着他的状况，说他正在康复，但看上去得了脑震荡，因为他不断地听到想象中的声音。凯尔正躺在病床上，但被自己头脑中斯坦的声音叫醒了。当卡特曼推着一辆手推车进来时，斯坦的声音突然消失了。凯尔问卡特曼发生了什么，卡特曼解释说凯尔违约了。凯尔生气地说，他想知道五角大楼里发生了什么。卡特曼说他应该好好休息，自己给他准备了圣代；但圣代上少了点什么——他的蛋蛋。凯尔问道斯坦怎么了，卡特曼说他被吸进了通道里，现在他们正准备从通道轰炸幻想大陆。凯尔问斯坦是不是很危险，但卡特曼穿着教皇的服饰让他准备享用自己的圣代；和额外的坚果。
耶稣，棒棒糖国王和一个守卫前来告诉阿斯兰，恶灵们已经快抵达战场了。阿斯兰让所有人到战场上去保卫城堡，以及他们现在需要巴特斯的力量。巴特斯问他的力量是什么，甘道夫解释说巴特斯是一个真实的人，所以他能用想象创造出事物；他是个造物者。阿斯兰说，他们首先需要让圣诞老人复活，因为他在恐怖袭击中被杀害了。巴特斯问要怎么才能做到，九人会议说他要集中注意力，一心直想着圣诞老人；只要他心无旁骛，想象的事物就能成真。巴特斯闭上眼想象着，突然，他的爸爸出现了，喊着“你被禁足了！”接着出现了一个可怕的恶魔般的生物喊着“禁足了！”巴特斯惊吓地摇着头让他走开，画面便消失了。阿斯兰让巴特斯迅速一点因为时间不多了。会议成员让巴特斯相信圣诞老人。
与此同时，卡特曼正在策划着凯尔舔他蛋蛋照片场景的布置，他问他的摄影助手凯文用什么角度比较合适。凯尔让卡特曼闭嘴，因为他要看新闻。新闻中记者说阿尔·戈尔泄露出了人熊猪来袭的录像，恐怖分子已经入侵了人们的想象。公众要求了解更多实况。
德克特将军在新闻发布会中现身，解释着此事件，说最好的方法就是把想象给核炸了。面对一系列质疑声，德克特将军表示没有更好的选择了，因为库尔特·拉塞尔被森林小动物强奸了。
The news reporter goes on to say that because imaginary characters aren't real they don't need an approval to nuke them, which has prompted a number of hippies have gathered in protest. Talking with a guest, the news reporter questions if the government will get away with it. The guest explains that would override cases such as the Cartman vs. Broflovski case. In his bed, Kyle finally communicates with Stan telling him he's in hospital and that he's hearing Stan through his imagination.
Stan explains he is walking through a Gumdrop Forest and has just seen Strawberry Shortcake. He hears a horn being blown and sees the battle beginning.
Lead by Jesus, the good characters charge, but they are suffering from many characters. Aslan orders Butters he must imagine Santa which Butters imagines, yet this version is a monstrous version.
In the hospital, Kyle sees on the news that it is declared imaginary characters aren't real, which overturns the Cartman vs. Broflovski case. Stan tells Kyle he must stall the missile's launch. Kyle leaves, to Cartman's anger who swears on his life that Kyle will suck his balls before the day is over.
Icarus tells Aslan they are losing the battle, but luckily Butters has imagined Santa into existence. Santa wields a golden axe and begins to kill evil creatures on the battlefield. Aslan tells Butters that he knows his own potential and must imagine more.
Kyle is not permitted into the Pentagon and stands with the hippies protesting. Al Gore arrives stating the nuke must be sent in; for it is the only way to kill Manbearpig. He then tries to fly off again.
Butters meanwhile has imagined a yellow bear who has a bow and arrows in his hand. Aslan tells Butters to imagine more of them along the castle walls. A guard and Robin Hood appear explaining they have defeated the vampires and werewolves but they are all being killed by the Cavity Creeps. Wonder Woman questions what can kill Cavity Creeps, and Aslan tells Butters to imagine a tube of Crest Gel. Butters does this and Gandalf notes Butters is becoming stronger. Two imaginary characters arrive with a "spy" who they have captured - Stan. Butters greets him telling everyone he has imagined Stan. Stan tells him he's real and warns the others that the government are sending a nuke in. Aslan says they can deal with the situation themselves now they have Butters who has been given the title "the Chosen One".
The Pentagon are in the final stages of preparing the nuke's launch when Cartman enters telling them imaginary characters are real. This causes the technicians to question whether things such as God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell are real. Cartman is soon escorted out yelling "Leprechauns are real Goddammit!".
Kyle is sitting outside the Lincoln Memorial when Stan contacts him. Kyle says he can't stop them nuking because they've declared imaginary things aren't real. Stan and various imaginary characters tell him he has to tell them that imaginary characters are real. Kyle says then that will prove Cartman was right and he will have to suck his balls. Stan tells him however that there is no other choice.
On the battlefield, the evil characters appear to have taken the upper hand. The woodland critters (who are attacking Popeye) ask what is coming towards them - it is Butters floating around in a protective bubble. He is giving characters better weaponry and spinach to Popeye. Aslan notes Butters is doing it and they will all be okay.
The missile is being prepared for launch. Cartman (who has been escorted back to the room) yells they are going to ruin everything. There is another security breach alert and Kyle crashes through the same pane of glass as Cartman did. He tells everyone that imaginary characters have had more impact on everybody's lives than most real people, and will still be around when they are all dead - and that makes them very real. Cartman claps at the speech, and action copied by everyone else in the room. General Deckter tells them to abort the launch sequence which they do. Cartman then notes he did win the bet because imaginary creatures are real. Kyle then angrily shouts at him to let the bet go, adding that Cartman didn't care about the danger Stan and Butters were in, he only cared about the "stupid bet," and that they can throw him in jail for the rest of his life - but he will never suck Cartman's balls. Al Gore then enters asking what happened. He learns of the mission's abort and starts randomly smacking the control console yelling "Manbearpig has to die!". The portal shakes violently and everyone and everything is sucked through; including the missile.
On the battlefield, the Lollipop King calls to Aslan that they've won the battle for all the evil characters have been stopped. Aslan yells "The day is ours!" but looking up, they see the missile which explodes destroying everyone and everything. Butters climbs out of his blank surroundings and imagines everything back to the way they were before. The Mayor of Imaginationland notes all the evil characters are trapped behind the barrier once again. Kyle asks Butters how he managed to do all this, which he replies with that he used his imagination. Cartman says he's learned something today, how anyone can make anything a reality by using their imagination. Cartman imagines himself (dressed as a King) and Kyle. Imaginary Kyle begins to suck imaginary Cartman's balls to the shock of everyone. Cartman says he told Kyle he'd get him to suck his balls before the day was over. Kyle argues that he isn't sucking his balls; it's imaginary. Cartman then tells Kyle he was the one who said imaginary things were real, which General Deckter reinforces. Everyone laughs as Cartman tells imaginary Kyle how much he loves his balls (with the exception of Stan and Butters who just look shocked). Santa then appears telling Kyle that's enough ball-sucking for one day and that they need to get home. Kyle says he isn't sucking Cartman's balls but the Mayor says whatever you imagine to be real, is real.
Butters is suddenly awoken by his parents. Butters notes the whole event was just a dream and tells his parents about it. Stephen says it wasn't a dream and he knows because he read about it in the paper, and asks what he was doing when he should have been helping his mother clean up the basement. His mother tells him he is grounded. Butters is disappointed, but tries to use his powers of imagination on his parents to which Stephen says will not work in the real world, and that he is still grounded. His parents leave and Butters leans back into his bed saying "Aw, shit."