幻想大陆·中是第十一季第七集，全南方公园的第164集。本集在2007年10月24号播出，继续讲师上一集“幻想大陆·上的故事，三部曲在下一集“幻想大陆·下”结束。
简介
斯坦和凯尔被迫留在五角大楼，以帮助政府打开通往幻想大陆的传送门。与此同时，卡特曼也踏上了他自己的任务：找到凯尔，并让他完成他下的赌注。
剧情
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巴特斯醒来，发现他的父母在他身边，已经给他做好了早饭。巴特斯解释了自己在幻想大陆的奇异梦境，结果却发现这一切是他闭着眼产生的幻觉。他在幻想大陆醒来，发现自己刚刚晕了过去，还尿了床，并且十分沮丧因为自己的父母从未对他如此温柔。幻想大陆邪恶一端的恶灵们突破了屏障，冲向善良居民的一端。恐怖分子大喊“阿拉！”，但立刻就被一个恶灵给杀了。幻想大陆的市长被外星人攻击，受了重伤，巴特斯被掠夺者和帝国暴风兵追赶。
在五角大楼，男孩们解释道他们不知道自己是怎么到达幻想大陆的，他们说“一个大气球中的男人突然出现，把我们带到了幻想大陆”。男孩们继续解释道他们不知道，军事首领的顾问评论道，可能是通过中国的隧道到达幻想大陆的。他不小心透露了美国也有一个隧道，又因误解了上司讽刺的语气，他进一步解释道这个隧道是用来在冷战期间对抗苏联的。
卡接着，特曼讲述他的梦境：正当凯尔准备舔他的蛋蛋时，他向卡特曼转过身，结果他的嘴被缝住了。卡特曼惊醒，他正在一辆去往华盛顿的长途客车上。
回到五角大楼，他们向斯坦和凯尔展示通往幻想大陆的隧道，“幻想大陆通道计划”。科学家们提问男孩们是怎么到达幻想大陆的，男孩们回答说，他们只是和市长一起上了一个气球，市长唱着歌，他们就到了。他们唱了一小段，监测装置有了信号。接着科学家们相信是这首歌导致了这种变化，于是让男孩们继续唱。因为他们必须完整还原曲调，他们勉强艰难地唱了。
In Imaginationland, Butters asks the dying Mayor what they should do. He replies sarcastically that Butters should tap his shoes together three times. Snarf and the Lollipop King also ask the Mayor what to do. He tells them to head to Castle Sunshine which is through the Gumdrop Forest; and they must look out for evil characters.
The evil characters have set up a camp on Yum Yum Mountain and discuss who should be in charge by order of most evil. The characters can't decide and suddenly, some Woodland Critters turn up and tell the others they're all meant to be on the same side. They explain they can't waste time by arguing, for they need to find survivors and kill them, or as they decide, "Kill them, then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant". Jason Vorhees explains that "Man, I do not want to meet the kid who dreamt those things up!".
Cartman is at a phone booth in Washington, trying to get answers out of the Pentagon on the phone to where Kyle is. The secretary explains the information is classified, and then the adviser comes along and tells Cartman there is no such thing as Project Imagination Doorway which he then goes on to explain about.
After finally figuring out how the song goes the portal opens up.
Butters, Snarf and the Lollipop King are passing through the Gumdrop Forest when they spot the evil imaginary characters torturing Strawberry Shortcake. The woodland critters appear to have took charge and after deciding how to kill Strawberry Shortcake they discover nobody has AIDS (to urinate in her empty eye socket) and decide to go looking for someone with AIDS in the forest. Butters, Snarf and the Lollipop King run for their lives.
At the Pentagon, a band of soldiers (and Kurt Russel because he appeared in a film similar to the situation) are prepared to go into the portal. Cartman suddenly breaks through into the room and Kyle is forced to go with him to fill his side of the contract.
Cartman and Kyle are then in a room together, with Kyle preparing to suck Cartman's balls. Kyle tries to explain the situation to Cartman as being more important, but Cartman cuts him off mid sentence by yawning loudly saying he doesn't care about anything but getting his balls sucked. Cartman then dresses as royalty and Kyle nags him to just get on with it.
The soldiers enter the portal, and upon arriving in Imaginationland they meet the woodland critters. Remembering woodland critters from Cartman's story a few years ago, Stan warns the scientists to get the soldiers out. It is too late, however, for the woodland critters are already raping them.
Cartman continues to torment Kyle, but they are disrupted when a soldier enters and tells them everyone must proceed to the main room. Cartman angrily follows, outraged at being disrupted again.
Butters, Snarf and the Lollipop King sight Castle Sunshine and hurry towards it. At the gates to the castle, a guard demands to know which imaginary characters they are. Snarf and the Lollipop King enter but Butters is not a character and is believed to have been with the terrorists because he arrived at the same time and is taken away by a guard.
Back at the Pentagon, a strange creature comes through - Manbearpig. He attacks the people inside and strangles Kyle. The scientists try to suck Manbearpig back in, by doing so they also send Stan through as well as Manbearpig.
In Sunshine Castle, Butters is took to see the Council of Nine. The council consists of Jesus, Aslan, Gandalf the Grey, Popeye, Luke Skywalker, Wonder Woman, Glinda the Good Witch, Zeus and Morpheus. Zeus explains they should leave, but Morpheus believes it is a trap. Glinda tells them they should go to the Temple of Andarra, but Jesus explains they must fight, which Luke Skywalker agrees with. Butters is lead in and sent up to Aslan.
Kyle appears to have died from Manbearpig's attack. After many attempts to revive him, the scientists finally give up. Despite wishing so many times for Kyle to die, Cartman is both angry and upset by Kyle's 'death' since it means he won't be able to suck his balls. Unwilling to live with this, a desperate Cartman manages to revive him by using CPR.
In Sunshine Castle, the Council of Nine believe Butters to be the key to the situation. Butters is reluctant to be the key, but Aslan tells him to believe in himself and he will be alright.
The military prepare to launch a nuclear weapon through the portal to nuke the imagination.
Cartman shows up at Kyle's bedside, preparing for Kyle to suck his balls