我的国家在何处？

我的国家在何处？
英文原名	Where My Country Gone?
季数	19
集数	2
制片代码	1902
首播日期	2015年9月23日
播放顺序
前一集	英勇的变性人
下一集	小镇的城市区

“我的国家在何处？”是第十九季的第二集，也是南方公园全系列的第259集，于2015年9月23日播出。

简介

加里森老师想要建一堵墙来隔绝所有无证移民。

剧情

剧透警告！！！ 以下内容有剧透，请谨慎观看！！！

在凯尔为他对凯特琳·詹纳的包容得到奥巴马总统的嘉奖的同时，加里森老师发现有一大帮加拿大人非法潜入了美国。在一大群加拿大学生在他的课上捣乱的时候，加里森老师忍无可忍地使用了种族歧视的称呼，这让他被送去了政确校长那里，并在谈话之后被强制要求去学第二语言来理解他的加拿大学生在说些什么。他在课上想出了一整套相关于国家问题的歌曲，同时他也集合了一大批人加入他的运动之中。最终在一场加拿大历史剧中，加里森打断了表演，表达了他心中真实所想，这也导致他被从小学教师职位开除了。

加里森的行为This stirs tension between the American and Canadian students at South Park Elementary, and Cartman, Stan, Butters, Kenny, Token, and Craig decide that the only way to bring peace between them is to reenact the plot of The Lion King II: Simbas's Pride and have an American student "Hot Cosby" a Canadian student. Butters lost the not it game and was forced into the mission.

He begins rallying people to support him in building a wall on the border, threatening to "fuck 'em all to death" and "make the country great again." Mr. Garrison has successfully gotten the entire town behind him to support building a wall, only to discover that the Canadians have already built a wall of their own on the border to keep the Americans out. Wanting to know what cool stuff they are hiding, Mr. Garrison sneaks into Canada in a barrel Niagara Falls New York.

Meanwhile, Butters has begun dating a Canadian girl named Charlotte. The two find themselves falling in love, and he is invited to dinner with her family. When asked why they left the country, her father explains that they and the rest of the Canadians left it unwillingly, the reason being that during the last Canadian election, there was a candidate who said outrageous things and never really talked about any actual solutions to the country's problems. None of the voters took him seriously and let him continue, which let him build momentum. By the time they wanted to get serious about the election, he had already been sworn into office.

Arriving at the border batterers and bruised from the waterfall, Mr. Garrison discovers Canada has become an almost post-apocalyptic wasteland due to their new president, and heads to his office. The two begin yelling at each other about their countries, before Mr. Garrison rapes the Canadian president against his will so hard, the president dies. Once they hear news about his death, the Canadians all move back to Canada, separating Butters and Charlotte.

After his success at killing the Canadian president, Mr. Garrison tells the town that he will be joining the 2016 election to run for President of the United States, with his running mate, Caitlyn Jenner. The episode ends with Jenner and Garrison driving off, but not before Jenner runs over another young woman.