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“死去的朋友”是由特雷·帕克马特·斯通巨蟒剧团创造的,在“巨蟒之夜——巨蟒剧团成立三十周年纪念”节目上放映的短片。其情节是对于巨蟒剧团的“死去的鹦鹉”短剧的致敬模仿,而死去的肯尼则在短片中代替了死去的鹦鹉的位置。短剧中的一些台词直接引用了巨蟒剧团的原短剧的台词。
死去的朋友

死去的朋友

剧情

在短剧中,卡特曼带着肯尼的尸体回到凯尔经营的店铺,并想索要赔款,因为他在该店买的朋友不到三十分钟就死了。而凯尔则试图说服卡特曼肯尼并没有死。他们的争吵被巨大的特瑞·吉列姆打断。特瑞·吉列姆在卡特曼被一个巨大的、通常在“巨蟒的马戏团”的开场动画中出现的脚踩成肉泥之前把他抓了起来。之后的剧情揭示出是帕克和斯通绑架了吉列姆的母亲,并以此索要赎金,所以吉列姆不得不同意为南方公园制作一部动画。

冷知识

  • 特瑞·吉列姆手持的雕塑是米开朗基罗的大卫和著名的古希腊雕像米诺的维纳斯。

剧本

出场角色

  • Trey Parker
  • Matt Stone
  • Eric Cartman (as John Cleese)
  • Kyle Broflovski (as Michael Palin)
  • Kenny McCormick (as The Parrot)
  • Statue 1, Michelangelo's David
  • Statue 2, Venus de Milo
  • A Cutout Of Terry Gilliam
  • Mrs. Beatrice Gilliam
死去的朋友
Trey and Matt sit in an office surrounded by South Park figurines and posters
Matt
Hi, I'm Matt Stone
Trey
And I'm Trey Parker, and here's the South Park tribute to Monty Python.
South Park. A new store is seen: THE FRIEND STORE, with Friends 4 Sale. Cartman opens the door and enters hauling a large brown sack. He approaches the counter, behind which is Kyle.
Kyle
Can I help you?
Cartman
Yes. I wish to complain about the friend I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Kyle
Oh, yes, the Kenny. What's wrong with him?
Cartman
I'll tell you what's wrong with him my lad. [pulls a dead and tattered Kenny from the sack] He's DEAD!
Kyle
Nonono, he's uuh, he's resting.
Cartman
Look asshole, I know a dead friend when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now!
Kyle
Nono, he's not dead, he's resting. Remarkable friend Kenny, isn't he? Great loyalty.
Cartman
Loyalty doesn't enter into it! He's stone DEAD!
Kyle
Nonononono, he's resting.
Cartman
All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up. [screams at Kenny's corpse] HELLO KENNY! I'VE GOT TEN DOLLARS FOR YOU KENNY!
Kyle
[walks up to the corpse and nudges it] There, he moved.
Cartman
No he didn't, that was you hitting him!
Kyle
I never...
Cartman
Yes, you did!
Statue 1
[Michelangelo's David pops up] No, he didn't. [drops down]
Cartman
Yes he-! [realizes something's wrong] What was that?
Kyle
What was what?
Statue 2
[Venus leans in] Why, nothing. Go back to bed. [moves out]
Cartman
[perplexed] What the hell's going o-? [notices someone else] Oooh, it's YOU! [approaches the camera] Alright buddy, you stop that right now! This is our show! [A hand picks him up and out of the store] Wha-ah?
Terry
[a cutout, with the left hand holding Cartman, mimics him.] Hey, I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
Statue 2
[now in Terry's right hand] No you're not, you're bleedin' fat!
Terry
[mimics Cartman] You shut up, hippy!
Cartman
Put me down!
Statue 1
[now in Terry's other right hand] Hold on, hold on.
Statue 2
Tell the little fat kid to piss off!
Terry
[mimics Cartman] I'm not fat I'm big boned!
Cartman
Aaa- [a giant foot steps on them all - splat]
End of sketch. The camera is back in the office with Trey and Matt
Matt
Did ya like that? Good, 'cause we wanna do a whole lot more of those.
Trey
Well, the problem is we don't have time. We'd like to get someone like Terry Gilliam to do South Park for us.
Matt
Yeah, but now he's a big Hollywood director.
Trey
And he doesn't really have time. That's why we kidnapped his mother. Zoom out, cameraman! [the camera zooms out to reveal "Mrs. Beatrice Gilliam" strapped to a chair next to Matt, who glances at her, and Trey addresses her] Say hi to Terry, mommy!
Mrs. Gilliam
Terry, please, please help me!
Trey
Shut your hole! That's enough out of you!
Mrs. Gilliam
Well, I'm not going to be quiet.
Matt
You will come work for us, Terry Gilliam, or we'll use your mother's DNA to duplicate you, and then make other little Terry Gilliams who'll come work for us!
Mrs. Gilliam
[begins while Matt speaks] Please! Please do what they say, Terry, and I won't embarrass you like I did on your twenty-fifth—
Trey
SHUT UP!
Mrs. Gilliam
—anniversary show.
Trey
[shouting over her] SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
Matt
[jumps up and screams] SHUT UP!!
Mrs. Gilliam
[to the duo] I'm not going to...
Matt
[jumps up and screams] SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
End of Tribute. Three constables appear to address the status of the missing mum. The middle constable speaks
Constable
Mrs. Gilliam is still missing. So if anyone finds her, will you please return her to her son Terrence, who is worried stiff. Postage and packaging will be refunded so long as she is posted within the E.C. or the Republic of Ireland. And in a reusable envelope. Thank you.
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