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|集数 = 9|首播日期 = 2004年11月3日|前一集 = [[烂货选举]]|下一集 = [[学前恩怨]]|制片代码 = 809}}
 
|集数 = 9|首播日期 = 2004年11月3日|前一集 = [[烂货选举]]|下一集 = [[学前恩怨]]|制片代码 = 809}}
 
“'''沃尔玛来袭'''”是第八季的第九集,也是南方公园全系列的第120集,于2004年11月3日播出。
 
“'''沃尔玛来袭'''”是第八季的第九集,也是南方公园全系列的第120集,于2004年11月3日播出。
 
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== 简介 ==
 
== 简介 ==
 
镇上新开的沃尔玛商场毁掉了人们往常的生活方式,并且他还在不断扩张。为了找到阻止沃尔玛,保护南方公园的办法,[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]、[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]和[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]]准备前往沃尔玛的诞生地,并在路上准备好面对[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]的“背叛”……
 
镇上新开的沃尔玛商场毁掉了人们往常的生活方式,并且他还在不断扩张。为了找到阻止沃尔玛,保护南方公园的办法,[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]、[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]和[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]]准备前往沃尔玛的诞生地,并在路上准备好面对[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]的“背叛”……
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==剧情==
 
==剧情==
 
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A Wall-Mart opens in South Park with much fanfare. Everyone in town starts shopping there, due to its bargains and low prices. This forces the local businesses to shut down, as well as making some of the now-unemployed residents work there for [[wikipedia:minimum wage|minimum wage]]. Also near the beginning of this episode Cartman bets Kyle 5 dollars that when people die they "shit their pants". Kyle agrees and the bet is on. The townspeople decide they no longer want the Wall-Mart in South Park and agree to boycott. The townspeople approach the president of the store and ask him to shut the Wall-Mart and close it down which is making their main street die and good people are losing their jobs. He responds by writing signs saying its not safe to speak within the Wall-mart and meet him outside in 5 minutes. The Wall-Mart which later is found out to be alive hangs the president making it look like suicide (This turns out to be somewhat a failure because the president screamed before smashing through a window.). He then "shits his pants" after his death. Cartman approaches Kyle and says, "Ha! You owe me 5 bucks Kyle." The townspeople then decide to burn it down (While singing Kum-Bai-Yah), only to see it rebuilt. A man rebuilding the Wall-Mart tells Kyle, [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] that the rebuilding order came from the "higher-ups" in [[Wikipedia:Bentonville, Arkansas|Bentonville, Arkansas]]. The three of them then travel to Bentonville to stop the Wall-Mart. The Wall-Mart then starts "speaking" to Cartman, telling him his friends are trying to destroy it. He catches up with the other boys at a bus station, where he consorts with them, despite "working with the Wall-Mart" to stop them from succeeding. Cartman first tries to stop them by slashing the bus' tires, but they still reach Bentonville. They reach Wall-Mart HQ where they find out they need to talk to [[Harvey Brown]], the current president of Wall-Mart. [[The Boys|The boys]] ask him how they can stop it, and he tells them they need to find and destroy its "heart". As the boys leave, Brown turns to the boys, puts a gun to his head, says, "boys, tell the world I'm sorry," and pulls the trigger. He then dies and "shits his pants". Cartman responds by saying, "Ha! That's ten bucks you owe me dickface!"
 
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一家[[沃尔玛超市]]的开张在[[南方公园]]引起了热议。由于物美价廉,镇上的每一个人都开始在那里买东西。这使得当地的企业倒闭,并迫使一些失业的居民以最低工资在沃尔玛工作。同样在这一集的开始,[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]和[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]赌了5美元,当人们死的时候,他们会“拉在裤子上”。凯尔同意了,于是赌局开始了。小镇居民决定赶走沃尔玛,于是联合抵制沃尔玛。小镇居民找到了沃尔玛的店长,要求他关掉沃尔玛,关掉这家让南方公园的主干道门可罗雀、老实人们都丢了工作的大型百货超市。他没有正面回答,而是写下了:“在沃尔玛里说话不安全,五分钟后门口见”,然而不一会儿店长却通过跳楼上吊自杀了起来。店长在死后把屎拉在了裤子上。卡特曼接近了凯尔说:“哈!你现在欠我5刀啦,凯尔。“
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小镇居民随后决定烧掉这家店(一边唱着《[[康巴亚]]》),但是它又被重新建造了。一个工人正在重建沃尔玛超市,他告诉凯尔、[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]和[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]],重建订单来自[[wikipedia:Bentonville, Arkansas|阿肯色州本顿维尔]]的“高层”。然后他们三个人去本顿维尔阻止沃尔玛。然后,沃尔玛开始与卡特曼“对话”,告诉他他的朋友们正试图摧毁它。他在一个汽车站赶上了其他男孩,在那里他与他们结伴,尽管他是“为沃尔玛工作”来阻止他们的成功。卡特曼首先试图通过划破汽车轮胎来阻止他们,但他们还是到达了本顿维尔。他们到达沃尔玛的总部,想找沃尔玛的现任总裁[[哈维·布朗]]谈谈。男孩们问他如何才能阻止它,他告诉他们,他们需要找到并摧毁它的“心脏”。当男孩们离开时,布朗转向他们,用枪指着自己的头,说:“孩子们,告诉全世界我很抱歉,”然后扣动了扳机自杀,然后他“拉在裤子上”。卡特曼回应道:“哈!你欠我十块钱了,混蛋!”
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男孩们回到了破旧的南方公园,那里即将变成一个失业的鬼城。凯尔、斯坦和肯尼打扮得像《[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_Boys 失落的男孩]》(<i>The Lost Boys</i>)里的青蛙兄弟。男孩们正要进去,卡特曼手里拿着一把刀,对他们说:“沃尔玛是一家很棒的商店,我不能让你们这些傻瓜毁了它的好买卖。你看,我一直都在为沃尔玛工作!”凯尔告诉他自己早就知道了,然后“是,我知道”、“不,你不知道”的争论随之而来。肯尼随后被派去阻止卡特曼,而斯坦和凯尔进入沃尔玛。
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一到沃尔玛,他们就找到了[[兰迪·马什|斯坦的父亲]],他告诉他们需要去家电区。兰迪立刻接受了沃尔玛的促销品。他最终屈服于一套“只有9.98美元”的螺丝刀,告诉他这个价格实在太便宜了。他把钥匙给了两个孩子,然后两人一起去了电视台。他们一到,就遇到一个自称沃尔玛的人。在一番令人困惑的对话之后,他终于告诉孩子们,他的心“在那台等离子电视那边”。男孩们走了过去,发现那是一面镜子,沃尔玛超市的店员回答说:“是的,你没看见吗?这就是沃尔玛的核心。你,消费者。我有很多形式,沃尔玛、[[Wikipedia:凯玛特|凯玛特]]、[[Wikipedia:目標百貨|塔吉特百货]],但我是一个实体:欲望。”然后,男孩们打碎了镜子,“摧毁了心脏”。沃尔玛的实际建筑开始土崩瓦解,那个自称是沃尔玛的人开始疯狂大笑,所有人都撤离了沃尔玛。
   
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沃尔玛消失后,它“拉在裤子上”了。然后卡特曼爆笑了起来,因为凯尔现在欠他15美元,他现在知道当商店死的时候,他们“也会拉在裤子上”。然后兰迪做了一个关于沃尔玛是如何成为“我们”的演讲,如果他们想要保持小镇的魅力,他们需要多花点钱。然后[[金博·克恩|金博]]说他们都应该去[[吉姆药房]]买药。人们从这家店进进出出,随着人数的增加,这家店变得越来越大,最后看起来就像沃尔玛。在这一集的最后一部分,吉姆药房被烧毁了,兰迪说:“好吧,我们不要再犯这个错误了。”
[[The Boys]] make it back home to the dilapidated South Park which is about to become a jobless Ghost town with Kyle, Stan, and Kenny dressed like the Frog Brothers from <i>The Lost Boys</i>. The Boys are about to enter it when Cartman confronts them with a knife in his hand, and says "Wall-Mart is a great store, I cannot let you fools ruin its terrific bargains. You see, I was working for Wall-Mart all along!" Kyle then tells him he knew that he was, and a "Yes I did" "No you didn't" argument ensues. Kenny is then assigned to hold Cartman off while Stan and Kyle enter the Wall-Mart. Once in the Wall-Mart, they find [[Randy Marsh|Stan's father]], who tells them they need to go to the television department, and they will need his keys. Immediately, Randy succumbs to Wall-Mart's bargains. He finally caves in to a screwdriver set which is "only $9.98," telling him the bargain is too great. He gives the boys his keys, and the two head for the television department. Once they arrive, they are confronted by a man who says he is Wall-Mart. After a confusing dialogue, he finally tells the boys that the heart "lies beyond that plasma screen television". The boys walk over to find it is a mirror, to which the Wall-Mart responds, "yes, don't you see? That is the heart of Wall-Mart. You. The consumer. I take many forms, Wall-Mart, [[Wikipedia:Kmart|Kmart]], [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]], but I am one single entity: desire". The boys then smash the mirror to "destroy the heart." The actual building of Wall-Mart then begins to fall apart, and the man who says he is Wall-Mart starts to laugh diabolically. Everyone evacuates the Wall-Mart as it implodes in a similar fashion (and possible reference) to the house from the movie ''Poltergeist''. After the Wall-Mart disappears, it "shits its pants". Cartman then laughs because of the fact that Kyle now owes him 15 dollars and he now knows that when stores die they "shit their pants". Randy then gives a speech about how the Wall-Mart was "us", and that if they want to keep the small town charm, they need to spend a little more. [[Jimbo Kern|Jimbo]] then says they should all shop at Jim's Drug down the street. The store is seen with people streaming in and out of it, and a time lapse shows the store getting bigger and bigger as the number of people grows, its final look resembling the Wall-Mart. The final part of the episode shows Jim's Drugs being burned down, as Randy then says "All right, let's not make that mistake again," to which [[Herbert Garrison|Mr. Garrison]] responds "yeah, let's go shop over at [[Wikipedia:True Value|True Value]]!" as everyone goes with him.
 
 
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烂货选举 烂货选举 沃尔玛来袭 学前恩怨 学前恩怨

沃尔玛来袭”是第八季的第九集,也是南方公园全系列的第120集,于2004年11月3日播出。

简介

镇上新开的沃尔玛商场毁掉了人们往常的生活方式,并且他还在不断扩张。为了找到阻止沃尔玛,保护南方公园的办法,凯尔斯坦肯尼准备前往沃尔玛的诞生地,并在路上准备好面对卡特曼的“背叛”……

剧情

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一家沃尔玛超市的开张在南方公园引起了热议。由于物美价廉,镇上的每一个人都开始在那里买东西。这使得当地的企业倒闭,并迫使一些失业的居民以最低工资在沃尔玛工作。同样在这一集的开始,卡特曼凯尔赌了5美元,当人们死的时候,他们会“拉在裤子上”。凯尔同意了,于是赌局开始了。小镇居民决定赶走沃尔玛,于是联合抵制沃尔玛。小镇居民找到了沃尔玛的店长,要求他关掉沃尔玛,关掉这家让南方公园的主干道门可罗雀、老实人们都丢了工作的大型百货超市。他没有正面回答,而是写下了:“在沃尔玛里说话不安全,五分钟后门口见”,然而不一会儿店长却通过跳楼上吊自杀了起来。店长在死后把屎拉在了裤子上。卡特曼接近了凯尔说:“哈!你现在欠我5刀啦,凯尔。“

小镇居民随后决定烧掉这家店(一边唱着《康巴亚》),但是它又被重新建造了。一个工人正在重建沃尔玛超市,他告诉凯尔、斯坦肯尼,重建订单来自阿肯色州本顿维尔的“高层”。然后他们三个人去本顿维尔阻止沃尔玛。然后,沃尔玛开始与卡特曼“对话”,告诉他他的朋友们正试图摧毁它。他在一个汽车站赶上了其他男孩,在那里他与他们结伴,尽管他是“为沃尔玛工作”来阻止他们的成功。卡特曼首先试图通过划破汽车轮胎来阻止他们,但他们还是到达了本顿维尔。他们到达沃尔玛的总部,想找沃尔玛的现任总裁哈维·布朗谈谈。男孩们问他如何才能阻止它,他告诉他们,他们需要找到并摧毁它的“心脏”。当男孩们离开时,布朗转向他们,用枪指着自己的头,说:“孩子们,告诉全世界我很抱歉,”然后扣动了扳机自杀,然后他“拉在裤子上”。卡特曼回应道:“哈!你欠我十块钱了,混蛋!”

男孩们回到了破旧的南方公园,那里即将变成一个失业的鬼城。凯尔、斯坦和肯尼打扮得像《失落的男孩》(The Lost Boys)里的青蛙兄弟。男孩们正要进去,卡特曼手里拿着一把刀,对他们说:“沃尔玛是一家很棒的商店,我不能让你们这些傻瓜毁了它的好买卖。你看,我一直都在为沃尔玛工作!”凯尔告诉他自己早就知道了,然后“是,我知道”、“不,你不知道”的争论随之而来。肯尼随后被派去阻止卡特曼,而斯坦和凯尔进入沃尔玛。

一到沃尔玛,他们就找到了斯坦的父亲,他告诉他们需要去家电区。兰迪立刻接受了沃尔玛的促销品。他最终屈服于一套“只有9.98美元”的螺丝刀,告诉他这个价格实在太便宜了。他把钥匙给了两个孩子,然后两人一起去了电视台。他们一到,就遇到一个自称沃尔玛的人。在一番令人困惑的对话之后,他终于告诉孩子们,他的心“在那台等离子电视那边”。男孩们走了过去,发现那是一面镜子,沃尔玛超市的店员回答说:“是的,你没看见吗?这就是沃尔玛的核心。你,消费者。我有很多形式,沃尔玛、凯玛特塔吉特百货,但我是一个实体:欲望。”然后,男孩们打碎了镜子,“摧毁了心脏”。沃尔玛的实际建筑开始土崩瓦解,那个自称是沃尔玛的人开始疯狂大笑,所有人都撤离了沃尔玛。

沃尔玛消失后,它“拉在裤子上”了。然后卡特曼爆笑了起来,因为凯尔现在欠他15美元,他现在知道当商店死的时候,他们“也会拉在裤子上”。然后兰迪做了一个关于沃尔玛是如何成为“我们”的演讲,如果他们想要保持小镇的魅力,他们需要多花点钱。然后金博说他们都应该去吉姆药房买药。人们从这家店进进出出,随着人数的增加,这家店变得越来越大,最后看起来就像沃尔玛。在这一集的最后一部分,吉姆药房被烧毁了,兰迪说:“好吧,我们不要再犯这个错误了。”