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Billy Goodman（留言墙 | 贡献） （初步翻译。） 标签：可视化编辑 |
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{{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP914.JPG|英文原名 = Bloody Mary|季数 = 9|集数 = 14（本季终）|首播日期 = 2005年12月7日|前一集 = [[解救威兹雅克]]|下一集 = [[大厨归来]]|制片代码 = 914}}“'''流血的圣母'''”是第九季的第十四集，也是南方公园全系列的第139集，于2005年12月7日播出。 |
{{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP914.JPG|英文原名 = Bloody Mary|季数 = 9|集数 = 14（本季终）|首播日期 = 2005年12月7日|前一集 = [[解救威兹雅克]]|下一集 = [[大厨归来]]|制片代码 = 914}}“'''流血的圣母'''”是第九季的第十四集，也是南方公园全系列的第139集，于2005年12月7日播出。 |
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==简介== |
==简介== |
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| + | [[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]看到他的爸爸因酒驾被拦下车而感到难堪。兰迪相信只有一样东西能治好他的“绝症”——隔壁镇上的一尊[[wikipedia:Weeping statue|流血的圣母]]的雕像。 |
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| − | [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] is embarrassed when [[Randy Marsh|his dad]] gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease" - a [[Wikipedia:Weeping statue|bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary]] in the next town. |
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==剧情== |
==剧情== |
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| − | {{剧透警告}}Stan Marsh, [[Kyle Broflovski]], [[Eric Cartman]], and [[Ike Broflovski]] are seen in Karate class, where the [[Karate Instructor]] gets angry at Cartman because he "racks disciprine". After class, a drunk Randy Marsh picks them up. On his way, while trying to pee in a beer bottle, he gets followed by the police. His attempts to get out of the trouble fails miserably, and he gets arrested for drunk driving and gets his license revoked. |
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| + | [[斯坦·马什]]、[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基]]、[[埃里克·卡特曼]]以及[[艾克·布罗夫洛夫斯基]]正在上空手道课。课上，空手道教练对卡特曼生了气，因为他“却少鸡律”。课后，喝醉的[[兰迪·马什]]过来接他们。在回去的路上，他试着往啤酒瓶里尿尿，这时他被一个警察跟随。他想摆脱警察的尝试彻底失败。他因为醉驾被逮捕，驾照也被吊销了。 |
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| + | 第二天上学时，面色难堪的斯坦要求凯尔和卡特曼对昨晚的事保持沉默。然而，兰迪，被州上的人送到了这里，出现在课堂上，来给大家讲讲醉驾的危险。在他讲完后，[[赫伯特·加里森|加里森]]女士羞辱了兰迪一番，说他被迫“到小学课堂上说他是多么可悲”，这让斯坦更加难堪。 |
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| − | Next day in school, a very embarrassed Stan asks Kyle and Cartman to keep quiet about last night's events. However, Randy, who has been sent there by the state, shows up to give a speech about the dangers of drunk driving. After he is done, Mrs. Garrison humiliates Randy for being forced to "go to elementary school classrooms and talk about how pathetic he is", embarrassing Stan even further. |
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| + | 兰迪现在被要求参加两周的酗酒者互戒（AA）大会。这个会议带有宗教色彩，让与会人员相信自己对控制饮酒无能为力，只有更高级的力量才能让他们戒酒，并相信酗酒是一种“病”。尽管一开始心存怀疑，兰迪后来还是轻易相信了。后来，他在家坐着轮椅，酒喝的越来越多。斯坦知道他爸爸有疑病症，试图说服他爸爸只需要少喝点酒。可是兰迪坚持认为他只能被“一个奇迹”治愈。 |
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| − | Randy is now obligated to attend [[Alcoholics Anonymous (AA)]] meetings for two weeks. The meetings turn out to be religious, making the attendees believe they are powerless to control their drinking and only a higher power can make them quit and that alcoholism is a "disease". Although skeptical at first, Randy easily gets convinced and he is later shown to be drinking more and more at his home and using a wheelchair. Stan, knowing his father is a hypochondriac, tries to convince his father that he only needs to drink less, however, Randy insists that he can only be cured by "a miracle". |
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| + | 下一幕，一尊圣母玛利亚雕像身上的一个小洞——“她的屁股”，冒出了血，以为路过此地的牧师感到惊奇。第二天，一大群人赶到雕像周围来目睹奇迹，其中有些人抱着治愈疾病的希望。看完新闻后，兰迪开始相信，这个奇迹也能把他治好。同时，斯坦闯劲了AA大会，问他们为什么告诉他爸爸他得病了。因为之前当过一个邪教的教主，斯坦知道这些人真正要做什么。他试图说服他们，戒酒只需要“鸡律”，但他最后被踢了出去。 |
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| − | In the next scene a Virgin Mary statue is shown bleeding through a hole, its "ass", much to the amazement a priest passing by. Next day lots of people gather around the statue to witness the miracle, some of them with hopes of getting cured of their diseases. After watching the news report, Randy starts to believe that miracle can cure him too. Meanwhile, [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] crashes an AA meeting and asks why they told his dad he had a disease. [[Trapped in the Closet|Having led a cult before]], Stan knows what these people really aim to do, however, when he tries to convince them one only needs "disciprine" to quit, he is kicked out. |
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| + | 斯坦回到家时，他注意到他的爸爸试图开车到圣彼得教堂。斯坦打断了他，说他要是再因为醉酒被拦下车，他就要坐十年的监狱。听到这些，兰迪要求斯坦开车带他去雕像附近，斯坦最后不情愿地答应了。当他们到达时，他们发现同样乞求能治愈疾病，比如脑癌和象皮病的人已经排成了长队。兰迪认为他的病是最重的，便试着插队，这惹怒了其他人。在一位哥哥/弟弟是酒鬼的警察的帮助下，兰迪见到了雕像。雕像朝他脸上喷了一大股血。兰迪相信已经痊愈，从轮椅上站了起来，庆祝自己再也不喝酒了。 |
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| − | When Stan arrives home, he notices his dad trying to get into his car to drive to St. Peter's Church. Stan interferes, saying if he gets pulled over for drunk driving again he will be put in jail for ten years. Upon hearing this, Randy demands Stan to drive him to the statue, to which he reluctantly agrees. When they arrive they find themselves in a long line of people in hopes of getting cured of their diseases, like brain cancer and elephantiasis. Randy, who thinks his disease is the worst of all, tries to cut in line, angering the others. With the intervention of an officer whose brother is an alcoholic, he gets to see the statue. The statue spouts a long stream of blood on him. Randy, now convinced that he is cured, gets out of his wheelchair and wows to never drink again. |
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| + | 第二天，兰迪拉着不情愿的斯坦参加了在口哨威利的AA大会。在新闻上，他们看到教皇本笃十六世亲自视察了雕像。教皇最终宣布这不是一个奇迹，毕竟“是个女的那就会一直流血”，所以兰迪突然意识到他并没有被上帝治好，宣布他再一次无能为力了。其他所有正在康复的酒鬼跟着这么说，蜂拥到酒吧柜台前。兰迪拿着酒冲出了房子，但被斯坦抓住了。在说了一大堆之后，他终于成功说服他爸爸，一直以来，掌控着他的就是他自己，所以蓝迪说他再也不喝酒了。然而，斯坦说完全摆脱酗酒，酒精还是会扰乱他的生活，而真正的自律是适可而止。后来，夕阳西下，兰迪把他的儿子背在肩上，一起回了家。 |
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| − | The next day Randy takes a reluctant Stan to his AA meeting in [[Whistlin' Willy's]]. On the news, they see [[Pope Benedict XVI]] investigating the statue. The Pope ultimately decides it is ''not'' a miracle, given "chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time", so Randy suddenly realizes he was not cured by God and declares himself powerless again. All the other recovering alcoholics follow suit and raid the bar. Randy rushes out of the building with drinks, but Stan catches up. After a long speech he finally succeeds in convincing his father that he was the one in control all along, thus Randy says he will never drink again. However, Stan says that by completely ditching drinking, it would still be controlling his life and that true discipline is moderation. Afterwards, Randy gives his son a piggyback ride home as the sun blazes on the horizon. |
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2019年7月13日 (六) 08:07的版本
“流血的圣母”是第九季的第十四集，也是南方公园全系列的第139集，于2005年12月7日播出。
简介
斯坦看到他的爸爸因酒驾被拦下车而感到难堪。兰迪相信只有一样东西能治好他的“绝症”——隔壁镇上的一尊流血的圣母的雕像。
剧情
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剧透警告！！！
以下内容有剧透，请谨慎观看！！！ |
斯坦·马什、凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基、埃里克·卡特曼以及艾克·布罗夫洛夫斯基正在上空手道课。课上，空手道教练对卡特曼生了气，因为他“却少鸡律”。课后，喝醉的兰迪·马什过来接他们。在回去的路上，他试着往啤酒瓶里尿尿，这时他被一个警察跟随。他想摆脱警察的尝试彻底失败。他因为醉驾被逮捕，驾照也被吊销了。
第二天上学时，面色难堪的斯坦要求凯尔和卡特曼对昨晚的事保持沉默。然而，兰迪，被州上的人送到了这里，出现在课堂上，来给大家讲讲醉驾的危险。在他讲完后，加里森女士羞辱了兰迪一番，说他被迫“到小学课堂上说他是多么可悲”，这让斯坦更加难堪。
兰迪现在被要求参加两周的酗酒者互戒（AA）大会。这个会议带有宗教色彩，让与会人员相信自己对控制饮酒无能为力，只有更高级的力量才能让他们戒酒，并相信酗酒是一种“病”。尽管一开始心存怀疑，兰迪后来还是轻易相信了。后来，他在家坐着轮椅，酒喝的越来越多。斯坦知道他爸爸有疑病症，试图说服他爸爸只需要少喝点酒。可是兰迪坚持认为他只能被“一个奇迹”治愈。
下一幕，一尊圣母玛利亚雕像身上的一个小洞——“她的屁股”，冒出了血，以为路过此地的牧师感到惊奇。第二天，一大群人赶到雕像周围来目睹奇迹，其中有些人抱着治愈疾病的希望。看完新闻后，兰迪开始相信，这个奇迹也能把他治好。同时，斯坦闯劲了AA大会，问他们为什么告诉他爸爸他得病了。因为之前当过一个邪教的教主，斯坦知道这些人真正要做什么。他试图说服他们，戒酒只需要“鸡律”，但他最后被踢了出去。
斯坦回到家时，他注意到他的爸爸试图开车到圣彼得教堂。斯坦打断了他，说他要是再因为醉酒被拦下车，他就要坐十年的监狱。听到这些，兰迪要求斯坦开车带他去雕像附近，斯坦最后不情愿地答应了。当他们到达时，他们发现同样乞求能治愈疾病，比如脑癌和象皮病的人已经排成了长队。兰迪认为他的病是最重的，便试着插队，这惹怒了其他人。在一位哥哥/弟弟是酒鬼的警察的帮助下，兰迪见到了雕像。雕像朝他脸上喷了一大股血。兰迪相信已经痊愈，从轮椅上站了起来，庆祝自己再也不喝酒了。
第二天，兰迪拉着不情愿的斯坦参加了在口哨威利的AA大会。在新闻上，他们看到教皇本笃十六世亲自视察了雕像。教皇最终宣布这不是一个奇迹，毕竟“是个女的那就会一直流血”，所以兰迪突然意识到他并没有被上帝治好，宣布他再一次无能为力了。其他所有正在康复的酒鬼跟着这么说，蜂拥到酒吧柜台前。兰迪拿着酒冲出了房子，但被斯坦抓住了。在说了一大堆之后，他终于成功说服他爸爸，一直以来，掌控着他的就是他自己，所以蓝迪说他再也不喝酒了。然而，斯坦说完全摆脱酗酒，酒精还是会扰乱他的生活，而真正的自律是适可而止。后来，夕阳西下，兰迪把他的儿子背在肩上，一起回了家。