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PETA（善待动物组织）抗议[[南方公园小学]]用牛做吉祥物的行为，校方不得更换学校的吉祥物。于是[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]和[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]各自提出了候选吉祥物——巨型灌洗器和大便三明治！他们为此争执不下并在学校展开了竞选，而[[斯坦]]并不愿意为这两个候选吉祥物投票，于是镇上的人认为他需要学习一下投票的意义…… |
PETA（善待动物组织）抗议[[南方公园小学]]用牛做吉祥物的行为，校方不得更换学校的吉祥物。于是[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]和[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]各自提出了候选吉祥物——巨型灌洗器和大便三明治！他们为此争执不下并在学校展开了竞选，而[[斯坦]]并不愿意为这两个候选吉祥物投票，于是镇上的人认为他需要学习一下投票的意义…… |
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| + | 在[[南方公园小学]]的例行晨会上，当地的善待动物组织前来抗议使用牛当作学校的吉祥物。校方于是同意选一个新的吉祥物，这个吉祥物将由学生们选出。因为不想选那些乏味的东西，孩子们决定闹出个笑话，但是在是选择“巨型灌洗器”或“大便三明治”上产生了分歧。[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]试着说服他的朋友们选巨型灌洗器，而[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]在为大便三明治获取支持。[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]]加入了凯尔，可能是因为卡特曼最近把他家猫腿弄断了，而卡特曼赢得了[[巴特斯·斯多奇|巴特斯]]的支持（通过卡特曼添油加醋的描述）结果是两个笑话一样的候选人打成了平局，最终将举行决选。大便三明治的选民和巨型灌洗器的选民势不两立，他们使用贿赂和恐吓战术来获得支持。 |
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| − | During a pep rally at [[South Park Elementary]], a local PETA group protests the use of a cow as their mascot. The school agrees to pick a new mascot and the students are told to vote for a new mascot. Embarrassed by the bland choices, the kids decide to fill in a joke candidate, but disagree as to whether it should be a "giant douche" or a "turd sandwich." Kyle rallies his friends to fill in the giant douche and [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] gathers support for the turd sandwich. [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] joins Kyle, possibly because Cartman had recently broken his cat's leg, and Cartman wins [[Butters Stotch|Butters']] support (by slanting the question when asking Butters which of the two choices was funnier). The result is a tie between the two joke candidates and a runoff election is to be held. The turd sandwich supporters rally against the giant douche supporters, using bribes and scare tactics to gain support. |
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+ | [[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]决定两边他都不喜欢，两边都不选，大家都很沮丧。=Stan is equally dismayed, wondering why anyone would care about such a pointless exercise. He talks about it with his parents, who are not impressed at all with his decision and insist he does vote, whilst then getting into a vote over who should win the election once they find out who the candidates are. [[Stan Marsh|Stan's]] decision not to vote angers the entire town, and various attempts are made to make him change his mind, including having [[P. Diddy]] terrorize him with a literal Vote or Die campaign. Not wanting to die Stan concedes to voting. However, when he tries to vote for Turd Sandwich Kyle refuses to let him and demands that he change his vote to Giant Douche. Realizing his best friend was just using him to beat Cartman, Stan once more refuses to vote. The school administration decides that Stan must be banished from the town for all eternity (or until he decides that voting is important). He's placed on horseback, bound with a bucket over his head, and sent off into the woods. |
Eventually, he reaches the PETA encampment, where he finds that the humans have grown intimate with the animals to the point of bestiality. The head human member gives Stan what he needed the whole time: a proper reason why he should vote rather than 'because you have to'. They tell him that an election is always between the giant douche and a turd sandwich, because they're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics, which Stan understands. P. Diddy shows up at the camp to kill Stan, but is distracted by a PETA member who throws a bucket of blood on his fur coat. This angers him and he takes his rage out on the PETA camp, killing all the members. Stan gets shot in the shoulder, but manages to escape and flee the camp. |
Eventually, he reaches the PETA encampment, where he finds that the humans have grown intimate with the animals to the point of bestiality. The head human member gives Stan what he needed the whole time: a proper reason why he should vote rather than 'because you have to'. They tell him that an election is always between the giant douche and a turd sandwich, because they're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics, which Stan understands. P. Diddy shows up at the camp to kill Stan, but is distracted by a PETA member who throws a bucket of blood on his fur coat. This angers him and he takes his rage out on the PETA camp, killing all the members. Stan gets shot in the shoulder, but manages to escape and flee the camp. |
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2020年1月29日 (三) 15:41的版本
“烂货选举”是第八季的第八集，也是南方公园全系列的第119集，于2004年10月27日播出。
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简介
PETA（善待动物组织）抗议南方公园小学用牛做吉祥物的行为，校方不得更换学校的吉祥物。于是凯尔和卡特曼各自提出了候选吉祥物——巨型灌洗器和大便三明治！他们为此争执不下并在学校展开了竞选，而斯坦并不愿意为这两个候选吉祥物投票，于是镇上的人认为他需要学习一下投票的意义……
剧情
在南方公园小学的例行晨会上，当地的善待动物组织前来抗议使用牛当作学校的吉祥物。校方于是同意选一个新的吉祥物，这个吉祥物将由学生们选出。因为不想选那些乏味的东西，孩子们决定闹出个笑话，但是在是选择“巨型灌洗器”或“大便三明治”上产生了分歧。凯尔试着说服他的朋友们选巨型灌洗器，而卡特曼在为大便三明治获取支持。肯尼加入了凯尔，可能是因为卡特曼最近把他家猫腿弄断了，而卡特曼赢得了巴特斯的支持（通过卡特曼添油加醋的描述）结果是两个笑话一样的候选人打成了平局，最终将举行决选。大便三明治的选民和巨型灌洗器的选民势不两立，他们使用贿赂和恐吓战术来获得支持。
斯坦决定两边他都不喜欢，两边都不选，大家都很沮丧。=Stan is equally dismayed, wondering why anyone would care about such a pointless exercise. He talks about it with his parents, who are not impressed at all with his decision and insist he does vote, whilst then getting into a vote over who should win the election once they find out who the candidates are. Stan's decision not to vote angers the entire town, and various attempts are made to make him change his mind, including having P. Diddy terrorize him with a literal Vote or Die campaign. Not wanting to die Stan concedes to voting. However, when he tries to vote for Turd Sandwich Kyle refuses to let him and demands that he change his vote to Giant Douche. Realizing his best friend was just using him to beat Cartman, Stan once more refuses to vote. The school administration decides that Stan must be banished from the town for all eternity (or until he decides that voting is important). He's placed on horseback, bound with a bucket over his head, and sent off into the woods.
Eventually, he reaches the PETA encampment, where he finds that the humans have grown intimate with the animals to the point of bestiality. The head human member gives Stan what he needed the whole time: a proper reason why he should vote rather than 'because you have to'. They tell him that an election is always between the giant douche and a turd sandwich, because they're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics, which Stan understands. P. Diddy shows up at the camp to kill Stan, but is distracted by a PETA member who throws a bucket of blood on his fur coat. This angers him and he takes his rage out on the PETA camp, killing all the members. Stan gets shot in the shoulder, but manages to escape and flee the camp.
Returning to South Park, Stan is finally convinced to vote and chooses the turd sandwich. Despite adding his vote to the tally, the giant douche still wins the vote 1410 to 36. Stan is initially dismayed that his vote didn't matter, but Randy informs his son that all votes matter even if it's for the losing side. Suddenly, Mr. Garrison runs in with the news that the PETA members have all been discovered murdered. As a result, the cow is reinstated as South Park Elementary School's mascot. Randy tells Stan that now his vote didn't matter, much to his annoyance.
The credits are played to a takeoff of the Rock the Vote theme, suitably reworded:
Let's get out and vote!
Let's make our voices heard.
We've been given the right to choose,
between a douche and a turd.
It’s democracy in action!
Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche,
Which do you like best?