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“'''屁眼进食法'''”是第六季的第八集,也是南方公园全系列的第87集,于2002年7月3日播出。
 
“'''屁眼进食法'''”是第六季的第八集,也是南方公园全系列的第87集,于2002年7月3日播出。
 
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== 简介 ==
 
== 简介 ==
 
一场发生在教会的性丑闻令人们开始质疑宗教,[[马克西神父]]想要找到解决方法却发现事情比想象中复杂。另一方面,[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]和[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]又打了一次赌,结果所有人都开始用屁股进食,用嘴排泄。
 
一场发生在教会的性丑闻令人们开始质疑宗教,[[马克西神父]]想要找到解决方法却发现事情比想象中复杂。另一方面,[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]和[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]又打了一次赌,结果所有人都开始用屁股进食,用嘴排泄。
   
 
==剧情==
 
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The parents of South Park are a bit concerned when Father Maxi informs them about the Young Men's Catholic Retreat and agree that they don't want their kids to go. They also decide to have a counselor talk to the boys to find out if the priest had been molesting them. Exhibiting no discretion or sensitivity regarding the topic, the counselor asks them straight out, "Did Father Maxi, at any time, ever try to put something in your butt?" Having never been abused by Father Maxi, the boys are suitably baffled by what she was talking about and begin to wonder why she would ask them such a thing. Cartman has a "brilliant" idea, reasoning what she meant was that it could be possible that by eating food through the rectum, you can defecate through the mouth. The other boys (especially Kyle) think it is stupid and disgusting, and Cartman bets him $20 it will work. Meanwhile, all the parents decide to become atheists, as a means of protest to their children being allegedly molested.
 
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当[[马克西神父]]告诉南方公园的父母们有关年轻人的天主教静修会时,他们有点担心,并不希望他们自己的孩子前往。他们还决定找个咨询师和孩子们谈谈,看看神父有没有猥亵他们。对于这个话题,咨询师表现得既不谨慎也不敏感,他直截了当地提问:“马克西神父有没有试图往你屁股里塞过东西?”由于从未受到过马克西神父的虐待,孩子们对她的问题感到莫名其妙,并开始纳闷她为什么要问这样的问题。[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]有一个“绝妙”的想法:咨询师的意思是,通过直肠进食,你可以通过口腔排便。其他男孩(尤其是[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]])认为这是愚蠢和恶心的,卡特曼为此打赌20美元。与此同时,所有的父母都决定成为无神论者,以此来保护他们的孩子不被猥亵。
   
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与此同时,马克西神父召集天主教的神父开会讨论猥亵儿童问题。马克西神父对这样的行为感到震惊,并希望神父们完全停止这种行为,但是所有其他的神父都希望继续猥亵小男孩,并希望阻止那些被猥亵的男孩告诉其他人发生在他们身上的事情。马克西神父决定去[[梵蒂冈]]。一到那里,他很快就发现了同样的事情:来自世界各地的神父都在猥亵儿童。他们声称“梵蒂冈法律的神圣条文”并没有禁止这种行为,所以马克西神父想要改变法律。红衣主教告诉他,文件无法更改,因为没有人知道它在哪里,所以马克西神父决定尝试找到条文。
Meanwhile, Maxi has gathered a meeting of Catholic priests to discuss the problem of child molestation. Maxi is appalled by such behavior and wants it to cease entirely, but all the other priests want to continue molesting young boys and instead want to stop the boys who were molested from telling others about what happened to them. Maxi decides he has to go to the Vatican. Once there, he quickly finds the same: priests from all over the world are molesting children. They claim the "Holy Document of Vatican Law" does not prohibit the behavior, so Maxi wants to change the law. The Cardinal tells him that the Document cannot be changed as no one knows where it is, so Maxi decides to try and find the document.
 
   
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卡特曼最终成功用嘴排泄,赢得了打赌,并不断向凯尔吹嘘这个事实,凯尔变得越来越生气。“用嘴排泄”这一消息传开了,全国都得出结论说,这种饮食方式要健康得多(卫生部部长对此的结论是“完全没有”)。南方公园的成年人立即采用新的进食方式,甚至开始在社交场合四处传递垃圾桶,公开收集排泄物,完全无视之前长期以来的风俗习惯,即排便应该在私下进行。与此同时,凯尔已经对卡特曼的不断吹嘘失去耐心,并告诉卡特曼,他接受卡特曼打败自己的事实了。这激怒了卡特曼,因为他想把赢得的赌注无限期地用以贬低凯尔。
Cartman ultimately does defecate out his mouth, winning the bet and continually boasts the fact to Kyle, who becomes increasingly more angered by it. News of this spreads, and it is concluded nationwide that the method of eating is much healthier (with the surgeon general basing that on "absolutely nothing"). The adults of South Park immediately adopt the new method of eating and even start passing trash cans around at social situations to openly collect the waste, completely disregarding the previously long-held custom that defecation should occur in private. Meanwhile, Kyle has lost his patience with Cartman's incessant boasting and tells Cartman that he accepts the fact that he beat him fairly. This angers Cartman, as he wanted to hold the victorious bet over Kyle's head indefinitely.
 
   
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马克西神父在梵蒂冈的地下搜寻,为了找到神圣的条文,他经历了一场挑战。他终于找到他并把它拿了回来。教皇[[若望·保禄二世]]说,他们必须首先咨询最高权力者。他召唤出了“[[蜘蛛女皇]]”,它宣布梵蒂冈法律的神圣条文不能改变。马克西最终将条文撕成两半,导致教堂开始倒塌。马克西站在废墟前告诉每个人,天主教不是关于梵蒂冈法律、性骚扰或蜘蛛女皇的神圣条文,而是关于做一个好人。他说,梵蒂冈用不必要的仪式给圣经的道德教训蒙上了一层阴影,这导致人们拒绝宗教,并辩称,“当他们没有神话可以赖以生存时,他们就开始从嘴里吐出一堆屎。”父母们在电视上看到了这一幕,意识到自己的错误,决定不再往屁股里塞食物,并开始重新前往教堂。
Maxi searches through the lower levels of the Vatican and goes through a gauntlet in order to reach the Holy Document. He gets to it and takes it back. Pope John Paul II says they must first consult the highest power. He summons the "Queen Spider," which declares that the Holy Document of Vatican Law cannot be changed. Maxi finally snaps and tears the Document in two. The building begins to crumble. Maxi stands in front of the ruins and tells everyone that Catholicism is not about the Holy Document of Vatican Law, molestation, or Queen Spiders, but about being a good person. He says that by clouding the moral lessons of the Bible with needless ceremony, the Vatican has caused people to reject religion and argues that "when they have no mythology to live their lives by, they just start spewing a bunch of crap out of their mouths." The parents, watching this on TV, realize their mistake and decide to stop shoving food up their butts and start going to church again.
 
 
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屁眼进食法”是第六季的第八集,也是南方公园全系列的第87集,于2002年7月3日播出。

简介

一场发生在教会的性丑闻令人们开始质疑宗教,马克西神父想要找到解决方法却发现事情比想象中复杂。另一方面,卡特曼凯尔又打了一次赌,结果所有人都开始用屁股进食,用嘴排泄。

剧情

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马克西神父告诉南方公园的父母们有关年轻人的天主教静修会时,他们有点担心,并不希望他们自己的孩子前往。他们还决定找个咨询师和孩子们谈谈,看看神父有没有猥亵他们。对于这个话题,咨询师表现得既不谨慎也不敏感,他直截了当地提问:“马克西神父有没有试图往你屁股里塞过东西?”由于从未受到过马克西神父的虐待,孩子们对她的问题感到莫名其妙,并开始纳闷她为什么要问这样的问题。卡特曼有一个“绝妙”的想法:咨询师的意思是,通过直肠进食,你可以通过口腔排便。其他男孩(尤其是凯尔)认为这是愚蠢和恶心的,卡特曼为此打赌20美元。与此同时,所有的父母都决定成为无神论者,以此来保护他们的孩子不被猥亵。

与此同时,马克西神父召集天主教的神父开会讨论猥亵儿童问题。马克西神父对这样的行为感到震惊,并希望神父们完全停止这种行为,但是所有其他的神父都希望继续猥亵小男孩,并希望阻止那些被猥亵的男孩告诉其他人发生在他们身上的事情。马克西神父决定去梵蒂冈。一到那里,他很快就发现了同样的事情:来自世界各地的神父都在猥亵儿童。他们声称“梵蒂冈法律的神圣条文”并没有禁止这种行为,所以马克西神父想要改变法律。红衣主教告诉他,文件无法更改,因为没有人知道它在哪里,所以马克西神父决定尝试找到条文。

卡特曼最终成功用嘴排泄,赢得了打赌,并不断向凯尔吹嘘这个事实,凯尔变得越来越生气。“用嘴排泄”这一消息传开了,全国都得出结论说,这种饮食方式要健康得多(卫生部部长对此的结论是“完全没有”)。南方公园的成年人立即采用新的进食方式,甚至开始在社交场合四处传递垃圾桶,公开收集排泄物,完全无视之前长期以来的风俗习惯,即排便应该在私下进行。与此同时,凯尔已经对卡特曼的不断吹嘘失去耐心,并告诉卡特曼,他接受卡特曼打败自己的事实了。这激怒了卡特曼,因为他想把赢得的赌注无限期地用以贬低凯尔。

马克西神父在梵蒂冈的地下搜寻,为了找到神圣的条文,他经历了一场挑战。他终于找到他并把它拿了回来。教皇若望·保禄二世说,他们必须首先咨询最高权力者。他召唤出了“蜘蛛女皇”,它宣布梵蒂冈法律的神圣条文不能改变。马克西最终将条文撕成两半,导致教堂开始倒塌。马克西站在废墟前告诉每个人,天主教不是关于梵蒂冈法律、性骚扰或蜘蛛女皇的神圣条文,而是关于做一个好人。他说,梵蒂冈用不必要的仪式给圣经的道德教训蒙上了一层阴影,这导致人们拒绝宗教,并辩称,“当他们没有神话可以赖以生存时,他们就开始从嘴里吐出一堆屎。”父母们在电视上看到了这一幕,意识到自己的错误,决定不再往屁股里塞食物,并开始重新前往教堂。