用心工作

用心工作
英文原名	Put That Heart to Work
作词作曲	特雷·帕克 罗伯特·洛佩兹
表演者	《玉面芙蓉》剧组
出场集数	百老兄弟汇

用心工作 是兰迪·马什创作的一首歌，出现在第十五季的“百老兄弟汇”中。

背景

兰迪·马什对百老汇歌剧上瘾，因为看完歌剧后会得到“吹箫”，决定自己动手编写并拍摄歌剧，这样就可以得到源源不断的“吹箫”。他的第一部歌剧叫《精玉满膛之吹箫女王》，但百老汇兄弟告诉他，要把剧本中对女人们的暗示改得不那么明显。

在“好好招待”斯蒂芬·桑德海姆后，安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯提议把这个剧改名为《玉面芙蓉》，兰迪在这时被百老汇兄弟接纳。

歌词

Lady 1: O what a glorious Sunday. I know what I'd like to do with my time.
Would you like a blowjob?
Man 3: Yes I would like a blowjob.
Together: Nothing beats a blowjob on football Sunday.
Lady 1: Excuse me, I'm the queen of blowjobs.
Man 4: Really? I would love a blowjob.
Lady 1: I want to be covered in semen on a bed in the Hotel Jerome
A woman is prettiest covered in semen.
All: Give you husband a blowjob when you get home.
Man 4: And what about you, my fair lady? Could I trouble you for a quick Lewinsky?
Lady 2: Oh I don't know, kind sir. Blowjobs seem a little degrading to me.
Men: Come now, a blowjob isn't with your mouth, it's with your heart.
Now get on your knees and put that heart to work!
All: Blowjobs, give up your blowjobs.
Men: You're guilty at blowjobs, you love giving blowjobs
Women: ...Blowjobs, ...blowjobs, ...blowjobs, ...blowjobs.
All: So what could be better on a football Sunday? What could be better on a football Sunday?