Cartman has a new protégé. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Stan and Kyle are watching a Buddhist-themed Terrance and Phillip episode until a commercial featuring Sarah McLachlan about babies addicted to crack comes on that is so sad that it sways Kyle to go to Colorado Medical Center to volunteer. He is about to start helping crack babies there, but he finds that Cartman is also volunteering. Kyle follows him and sees that he, Craig, Clyde, and Butters have gathered together to form a new business which takes crack addicted babies and makes them fight each other for a small crack rock. At first, Kyle is shocked and horrified at what Cartman has done, and that he is going to tell on him. However, after seeing and noting the amount of money Cartman's company has made, Kyle eventually joins in and work with them. While Craig and Clyde struggle to find the musician Slash to get him to play halftime at an upcoming game, the group prepare to cut a deal with EA Sports for a video game based upon their sport. Kyle convinces Cartman to spend the money from the deal on a state-of-the-art orphanage for the crack babies, but EA Sports screws the group out of the entire business and refuses to pay them anything.
斯坦和凯尔在看佛教主题的特伦斯和菲利普时，一则由莎拉·麦克拉克兰演出的关于毒瘾婴儿的悲伤广告打动了凯尔，于是他去了科罗拉多医疗中心(Colorado Medical Center)做义工。——在他准备要帮助那里的瘾宝宝的时候，发现卡特曼居然也在做义工。于是凯尔跟着他，发现他和克雷格、克莱德、巴特斯共同成立了一个新的创业项目——把有毒瘾的婴儿聚集在一起、让他们为了强效毒品而格斗撕打。刚发现的时候凯尔被卡特曼的做法震惊了，认为自己得告发他。然而，在亲眼看到卡特曼的企业靠这个赚了多少钱以后，最后凯尔加入了他们。克雷格和克莱德为下一场比赛去找音乐人史莱许(Slash)来做中场休息表演，同时公司和EA体育签了合同，授权其开发一个以这个比赛为原型的视频游戏。凯尔劝卡特曼把合同赚到的钱捐给一家最好的孤儿院，让瘾宝宝活得好一些，但EA体育把他们公司耍了一道，拒绝给他们支付任何费用。
This is made worse with the revelation that Slash is a make-believe character based on a Dutch legend named Vünter Slauche. However, there is some evidence at the end of the episode that suggests Slash is real and that he used his money to build the orphanage for Kyle, reaffirming the boys' faith in Slash.
然而，令情况更糟糕的是，原来史莱许只是一个虚拟人物，他的真身是荷兰传说中的温特·施劳彻 Vünter Slauche。然而，本集结局暗示了史莱许是真的，他最后花钱给凯尔建了一座孤儿院，更加坚定了孩子们对史莱许的信仰。