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| + | {{剧透警告}}毛巾巾在[[华馆]]工作。不幸的是他嗑嗨了，只忙着搅拌调料，无暇顾及其他。他“服务”的顾客向另一个服务员抱怨，毛巾巾因为他的无能而被解雇了。 |
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| − | {{剧透警告}}Towelie is working at a restaurant called P.F. Chang's. Unfortunately he is high and is too busy mixing sauce to care about anything else. The people he is "serving" complain to another waiter who fires Towelie for being clueless. |
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| + | 走在街上，毛巾巾意识到自己失业了，此后他没法赚钱，最后也将无力支付房租。他在考虑此时是否应该嗑药，这么做通常会带来麻烦，但嗑药会让他更聪明。他还是选择嗑药，并想到了一个好主意。 |
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| − | Walking down the street, he realizes he is jobless, and therefore, he has no way of making money and will end up unable to pay the rent. He ponders on whether he should get high or not, but this usually causes problems, but getting high makes him smarter. Opting to get high, he comes up with an idea. |
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| + | 回到家，他在电脑上打起了自己的自传，名叫《百万小纤维》。但是他被出版商退稿了，因为这是一个毛巾的自传。让毛巾巾失望的是，人们并不想读一个毛巾的自传。回到家毛巾巾决定做出改变。他划掉书中所有“毛巾”这个词，代之以“人”。 |
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| − | At his home, he types up his autobiography, entitled A Million Little Fibers. At the publisher's, Towelie is turned down because it is an autobiography of a towel. To Towelie's disappointment, people don't want to read towel's autobiographies. Returning home he decides to make some alterations. He crosses out all the uses of the word "towel" and replaces them with "person". |
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| + | 做完这些，毛巾巾贴着假胡子、戴着帽子，并化名为“史蒂芬·麦克毛巾”（Steven McTowelie），去了另一家出版商。这本书成为了畅销书，并成为了《奥普拉脱口秀》的“本月奥普拉之书”。当[[奥普拉·温弗莉]]在讨论节目计划时，她的阴道敏吉（Mingey）和肛门加里（Gary）抱怨他们得到的关注太少了。 |
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| − | After this, Towelie visits a different publisher, wearing a fake mustache and a hat and using the name "Steven McTowelie". The book becomes a hit and makes "Oprah's Book of the Month" on The Oprah Winfrey Show. As Oprah discusses plans for the show, her vagina (Mingey) and anus (Gary) complain about how little attention they get. |
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| + | 毛巾巾在节目的表现使他的书成为最畅销的书。但敏吉和加里决定打电话给[[杰拉尔多·瑞弗拉]]，向他解释说奥普拉把“本月奥普拉之书”颁给了一条毛巾，这样她就会不受欢迎，也会失去工作，敏吉和加里就会得到更多的关注。 |
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| − | Towelie's appearance on the show makes the book a bestseller. But Mingey and Gary decide to phone up Geraldo Rivera and explain that Oprah has given the "Book of the Month" award to a towel so she will be disliked and will lose her job meaning Mingey and Gary will get much more attention. |
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| + | 当杰拉尔多在[[拉里·金]]的节目通过电话采访揭露了一切时，奥普拉觉得这没有什么大不了的，因为人们之所以是受到启发，是因为这本书的写作方式，而不是它的真假。但是暴民们聚集在一起疯狂地抗议。奥普拉便邀请毛巾巾回到节目，说他可以在节目上解释是他想让这本书与人们更相关，更容易理解而改编。然而，与之前约定不同的是，她勃然大怒，并呼吁观众对毛巾巾处以私刑。当她又一次和观众统一战线时，敏吉和加里的计划失败了。毛巾巾在芝加哥第一国民银行走投无路。 |
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| − | When Geraldo manages to reveal all by phoning in on Larry King Live, Oprah does not see what the big deal is because people were inspired by the book for how it was written, not by whether it is a lie or the truth. But mobs congregate to protest wildly; Oprah invites Towelie back on the show, saying that he can explain that he wanted to make the book more relevant and easily understandable. However, instead she erupts in anger and calls on the audience to lynch Towelie. As she brought the audience onto her side, Mingey and Gary's plan is foiled. Towelie is cornered at the First National Bank of Chicago. |
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| + | 正当奥普拉和群众准备对毛巾巾处以私刑，让奥普拉惊恐和疑惑的事情发生了，敏吉因为害怕他们的计划永远不会成功，用左轮手枪撕破奥普拉的裤子。他劫持人质，枪杀了一名警察，并开始提出要求，为逃往[[法国]]做准备。加里试图恳求敏吉停下来，放下枪投降。敏吉说:“他们可能会对我们很宽容。”然而，加里回答道：“别傻了，加里，我杀了一个警察!他们会杀死我，把你一辈子关起来的！”毛巾巾拒绝了嗑药的诱惑，试图想办法把他自己和他的同伴们安全地送到安全的地方。他意识到嗑药后任何疯狂的想法只会”给他带来麻烦”。 |
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| − | Just as Oprah and the crowd prepare to lynch Towelie, Mingey, fearing that their plans are never going to succeed, tears through Oprah's pants with a revolver, much to Oprah's shock and confusion. Taking hostages, he guns down a police officer and begins making demands in preparation for an escape to France. Gary tries to plead with Mingey to stop, put down the gun and give himself up, arguing that "they'll probably go easy on us." Mingey, however replies "Don't be stupid Gary, I killed a policeman! They'll fry me, and they'll lock you up for life!". Towelie struggles to think of an idea to deliver himself and his fellow hostages to safety, resisting the temptation to get high. He realizes that any stoned idea will only "get him into trouble". |
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| + | 毛巾巾设法挤过大楼门上的缝隙，打开门，把大家领了出去。一名警察向加里开枪。在加里弥留之际，他问敏吉他们是否曾经到过巴黎，敏吉撒谎说是的。在加里死后敏吉也自杀了。人质们感谢毛巾巾，并为试图杀死他的举动而道歉。毛巾巾后来也意识到，嗑药应该是一种奖励，而不是用来激发灵感。[[en:A Million Little Fibers]] |
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| − | Towelie manages to squeeze through the gap in the door of the building and opens it, ushering everyone inside. A policeman shoots Gary. In his dying breath he asks Mingey if they ever made it to Paris and Mingey lies telling him they are then Mingey shoots himself. The hostages thank Towelie and apologize for trying to kill him. Towelie later realizes that getting high should be a reward, and not to be used for ideas. |
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2019年12月2日 (一) 05:44的版本
“百万小纤维”是第十季的第五集，也是南方公园全系列的第144集，于2006年4月19日播出。
简介
毛巾巾破产了，并急需钱来付租金。撰写他的回忆录会是解决他债务的好方法吗？
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毛巾巾在华馆工作。不幸的是他嗑嗨了，只忙着搅拌调料，无暇顾及其他。他“服务”的顾客向另一个服务员抱怨，毛巾巾因为他的无能而被解雇了。
走在街上，毛巾巾意识到自己失业了，此后他没法赚钱，最后也将无力支付房租。他在考虑此时是否应该嗑药，这么做通常会带来麻烦，但嗑药会让他更聪明。他还是选择嗑药，并想到了一个好主意。
回到家，他在电脑上打起了自己的自传，名叫《百万小纤维》。但是他被出版商退稿了，因为这是一个毛巾的自传。让毛巾巾失望的是，人们并不想读一个毛巾的自传。回到家毛巾巾决定做出改变。他划掉书中所有“毛巾”这个词，代之以“人”。
做完这些，毛巾巾贴着假胡子、戴着帽子，并化名为“史蒂芬·麦克毛巾”（Steven McTowelie），去了另一家出版商。这本书成为了畅销书，并成为了《奥普拉脱口秀》的“本月奥普拉之书”。当奥普拉·温弗莉在讨论节目计划时，她的阴道敏吉（Mingey）和肛门加里（Gary）抱怨他们得到的关注太少了。
毛巾巾在节目的表现使他的书成为最畅销的书。但敏吉和加里决定打电话给杰拉尔多·瑞弗拉，向他解释说奥普拉把“本月奥普拉之书”颁给了一条毛巾，这样她就会不受欢迎，也会失去工作，敏吉和加里就会得到更多的关注。
当杰拉尔多在拉里·金的节目通过电话采访揭露了一切时，奥普拉觉得这没有什么大不了的，因为人们之所以是受到启发，是因为这本书的写作方式，而不是它的真假。但是暴民们聚集在一起疯狂地抗议。奥普拉便邀请毛巾巾回到节目，说他可以在节目上解释是他想让这本书与人们更相关，更容易理解而改编。然而，与之前约定不同的是，她勃然大怒，并呼吁观众对毛巾巾处以私刑。当她又一次和观众统一战线时，敏吉和加里的计划失败了。毛巾巾在芝加哥第一国民银行走投无路。
正当奥普拉和群众准备对毛巾巾处以私刑，让奥普拉惊恐和疑惑的事情发生了，敏吉因为害怕他们的计划永远不会成功，用左轮手枪撕破奥普拉的裤子。他劫持人质，枪杀了一名警察，并开始提出要求，为逃往法国做准备。加里试图恳求敏吉停下来，放下枪投降。敏吉说:“他们可能会对我们很宽容。”然而，加里回答道：“别傻了，加里，我杀了一个警察!他们会杀死我，把你一辈子关起来的！”毛巾巾拒绝了嗑药的诱惑，试图想办法把他自己和他的同伴们安全地送到安全的地方。他意识到嗑药后任何疯狂的想法只会”给他带来麻烦”。
毛巾巾设法挤过大楼门上的缝隙，打开门，把大家领了出去。一名警察向加里开枪。在加里弥留之际，他问敏吉他们是否曾经到过巴黎，敏吉撒谎说是的。在加里死后敏吉也自杀了。人质们感谢毛巾巾，并为试图杀死他的举动而道歉。毛巾巾后来也意识到，嗑药应该是一种奖励，而不是用来激发灵感。