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==简介==
 
==简介==
   
卡特曼发现了患有图雷特氏综合征的乐趣。
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[[卡特曼]]发现了患有妥瑞综合征的乐趣。
   
 
==剧情==
 
==剧情==
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{{剧透警告}}At a toy store, Cartman encounters a boy named [[Thomas]] with [[Tourette's Syndrome|Tourette's syndrome]]. After realizing the potential for a new scheme by learning about the disease, Cartman bounds off in joy, singing "[[(I've Got a) Golden Ticket]]". Four days later, [[Liane Cartman]] takes him to the [[Colorado Neurology Center|doctor]], believing he has Tourette's. After being diagnosed, Cartman innocently explains that the school staff will not understand what is wrong, but the doctor assures him the school will be informed.
 
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在玩具店里,卡特曼遇到一个得了妥瑞综合征的,名叫[[托马斯]]的男孩。通过了解这种疾病,意识到了新计划的潜力后,卡特曼欢呼雀跃,唱着“[[我有一张代金券]]”。四天后,[[丽安·卡特曼]]将他带去看医生并相信他患有[[妥瑞综合征]]。被诊断后,卡特曼无辜地说学校工作人员不会理解发生了什么,但是医生向他保证学校会得到通知。
   
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第二天,卡特曼来到学校,向他所经过的每个人说脏话。凯尔警告他[[维多利亚校长]]就在附近,但卡特曼跟她打招呼时也说了脏话。由于他被诊断患有妥瑞综合征,因此没有挑起她的负面反应。凯尔质疑卡特曼行为的真实性,并向所有人声称他在装病。卡特曼迅速把凯尔拉到一边,向他解释说他错过了前一天的集会,那时说明了卡特曼的倩况。凯尔告诉他他没有病,卡特曼讽刺地鼓掌,祝贺凯尔发现了真相。卡特曼解释了这是多么的美妙,凯尔可以扫他的兴,并试图阻止他如果他愿意的话。凯尔怒火中烧。卡特曼继续虚伪地打招呼,然后向路过的[[麦奇老师]]喷脏话。
The next day, Cartman walks through [[South Park Elementary|school]] swearing at everyone he passes. Kyle warns him that [[Principal Victoria]] is nearby, but Cartman greets her with insults as well. Due to him being diagnosed with Tourette's syndrome, this incites no negative reaction from her. Kyle questions the authenticity of Cartman's behavior and claims to everyone that he is faking. Cartman quickly takes Kyle aside and explains to him that he missed the previous day's assembly, which explained Cartman's condition. Kyle tells him that he does not have it, and Cartman sarcastically claps, congratulating Kyle on his realization. Cartman explains how brilliant it is, and that Kyle can go be a "buzz kill" and attempt to stop him if he so wishes; Kyle then storms off in anger. Cartman continues his false tirade by greeting and then spewing vulgarities at [[Mr. Mackey]] as he passes by.
 
   
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加里森女士不能容忍卡特曼分散课堂注意力,向维多利亚校长抱怨了他的行为。维多利亚校长向加里森介绍了来自[[妥瑞综合征宽容理解基金会]]的[[唐纳德森先生]],他来这里是为了教大家认识这种病。那时,凯尔进来了,卡特曼跟在他后面忙着道歉。凯尔解释说,卡特曼的病是编造的,但是唐纳德森先生对此极度愤怒,因为他也有妥瑞综合征并愚蠢地认为凯尔欺负人。凯尔被带到[[儿童治疗中心]],唐纳德森先生在那里经营着一个互助小组。包括托马斯在内的孩子们说明了妥瑞综合征带来的困难以及生活的不易。凯尔选择道歉,他无法解释只有卡特曼是在装病。出去后,凯尔在父母的陪同下,被迫向卡特曼道歉。凯尔不情愿地这样做了,卡特曼遂开心地离开。
[[Janet Garrison|Ms. Garrison]], who cannot tolerate Cartman who is being too distracting, goes to Principal Victoria about his behavior. Principal Victoria introduces Garrison to [[Mr. Donaldson]], from the [[Tourette's Tolerance and Understanding Foundation]], who has come to teach about the disease. At that moment, Kyle enters pursued by Cartman who is frantically apologizing. Kyle explains Cartman is making his disease up, but Mr. Donaldson is extremely angered at this, as he too has Tourette's, and foolishly dubs Kyle a bully. Kyle is taken to the Children's Therapy Center where Mr. Donaldson runs a support group. The children, including Thomas, explain the struggles of Tourette's- and how difficult it is to live with. Kyle opts to apologize, unable to explain how only Cartman was faking. Kyle, accompanied by his parents outside, is then forced to apologize to Cartman. Kyle reluctantly does so, and Cartman heads off happily.
 
   
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同时,在《[[日界线]]》上,[[克里斯·汉森]]宣布他收到了一封来自“患有妥瑞综合征的勇敢的小男孩”(即卡特曼)的信,希望他们为他拍摄特辑。凯尔知道他打算利用自己的电视出场机会来宣扬反犹太仇恨言论,因此面对卡特曼以尝试阻制他。卡特曼拒绝,说自己已经赢了,而凯尔誓不放弃。然后卡特曼问凯尔是否知道想说什么就说什么,而不受到约束是多么自由,直到他在他不知不觉中提到昨晚自己尿了床。
Meanwhile, on ''Dateline'' [[Chris Hansen]] announces he has received a letter from a "brave little boy with Tourette's" (Cartman) who wants them to film him. Knowing he plans to use his television appearance to spout anti-Semitic hate speech, Kyle confronts Cartman to try to stop him. Cartman refuses, stating how he has already won, to which Kyle vows not to give up. Cartman then asks Kyle if he has any idea how liberating it is to say whatever comes to mind without restriction, before accidentally mentioning how he wet his bed last night.
 
   
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在[[吹口哨的威利]]披萨店内,所有人都对卡特曼的勇敢表示祝贺。在此宣布了他将作为妥瑞综合征的代言人登上国家电视台的消息,这令托马斯感到担忧。卡特曼不经意间说出整件事都是编造的以及其他秘密,例如由于没有父亲而在晚上哭泣。在脱口而出对[[帕蒂·尼尔森]]的迷恋后,他冲向卫生间。他意识到自己这么长时间一直口无遮拦,想什么说什么,以至他失去了控制自己语言,过滤不该说的东西的能力。卡特曼问巴特斯他该怎么办,假装他的堂兄弟正在经历这件事,但是紧接着他又说他和他的堂兄弟互摸阴茎。然后,卡特曼在彻底的尴尬中冲出了此地。
At [[Whistlin' Willy's]], everyone congratulates Cartman for his bravery. It's announced he will go on national television as the spokesperson for Tourette's, which worries Thomas. Cartman accidentally blurts out that he's making the whole thing up- as well as other secrets such as crying at night because of not having a Dad. After slipping up about his crush on [[Patty Nelson]], he dashes to the bathroom. He realizes that he's said whatever he wants for so long without thinking about it that he's lost the ability to filter anything. Cartman asks Butters what he should do, passing it off as his cousin who is experiencing this, but then says that he and cousin "touched wieners". Cartman then dashes out the building in complete embarrassment.
 
   
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卡特曼随后拜访了[[克里斯·汉森]],并解释说由于外祖母的去世,他将不会参加演出,但此后不假思索地脱口而出,其实她没事。汉森告诉他,他在录制《猎捕掠食者》过程中正在追踪恋童癖者,而恋童癖者逃走了。《日界线》栏目组最终找到了他,但恋童癖者自杀了。汉森威胁说,他希望卡特曼不必被追赶,最后发现他以相同的方式自杀。演出开始前五分钟,卡特曼向上帝祈求奇迹。
Cartman then visits Chris Hansen and explains that he will not be doing the show due to his grandmother's death, but afterwards dismissively blurts out that she is fine. Hansen informs him that he was tracking a pedophile during ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator|To Catch a Predator]]'', and that the pedophile got away. ''Dateline'' eventually found him, but the pedophile committed suicide. Hansen threatens that he hopes Cartman will not have to be tracked down only to find him committing suicide in the same manner. Five minutes before the show, Cartman prays to God begging for a miracle.
 
   
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在演播室外面,凯尔和托马斯编造了一个计划。托马斯邀请恋童癖者来到演播室,假装这是他自己的家。当恋童癖者来到演播室里时,他们认出了汉森,并意识到自己正在《日界线》录制现场,随后通过向头部开枪自杀。吓坏了的观众逃离演播室,汉森也跟着出来了,托马斯失口对他说出脏话。[[克雷格]]称托马斯是世界上最幸运的男孩,并问他是否愿意将来和他出去玩。
Outside the studio, Kyle and Thomas concoct a plan. Thomas invites pedophiles into the studio, pretending it is his home. When the pedophiles are in the studio, they recognize Hansen and realizing that they are on ''Dateline'', commit suicide via shooting themselves in the head. The terrified audience flee the studio followed by Hansen, who Thomas blurts obscenities at. Craig calls Thomas the luckiest boy in the world, and asks him if he would like to hang out some time.
 
   
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在现已废弃的演播室中,凯尔得意地告诉卡特曼他被打败了,不会上电视了。但是,卡特曼拥抱了凯尔,这令他惊讶。然后感谢他——他解释了自己怎样从令人丢脸的电视直播中得救。当他唱着“我有一张代金券”离开时,凯尔和托马斯同时大喊:“噢,该死!”[[en:Le Petit Tourette]]
In the now abandoned studio, Kyle tells Cartman smugly that he is beaten and will not be going on television. However, Cartman hugs Kyle, to his surprise and anger, and thanks him- explaining how he has been saved from humiliating himself on live television. As he skips off singing "(I've Got a) Golden Ticket", Kyle and Thomas simultaneously exclaim, "Aw, shit!".
 
 
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2020年9月7日 (一) 10:47的版本

流浪汉之夜 流浪汉之夜 秽语妥瑞儿 大便竞赛 大便竞赛

秽语妥瑞儿”是第十一季的第八集,也是南方公园全系列的第161集,于2007年10月3日播出。

简介

卡特曼发现了患有妥瑞综合征的乐趣。

剧情

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在玩具店里,卡特曼遇到一个得了妥瑞综合征的,名叫托马斯的男孩。通过了解这种疾病,意识到了新计划的潜力后,卡特曼欢呼雀跃,唱着“我有一张代金券”。四天后,丽安·卡特曼将他带去看医生并相信他患有妥瑞综合征。被诊断后,卡特曼无辜地说学校工作人员不会理解发生了什么,但是医生向他保证学校会得到通知。

第二天,卡特曼来到学校,向他所经过的每个人说脏话。凯尔警告他维多利亚校长就在附近,但卡特曼跟她打招呼时也说了脏话。由于他被诊断患有妥瑞综合征,因此没有挑起她的负面反应。凯尔质疑卡特曼行为的真实性,并向所有人声称他在装病。卡特曼迅速把凯尔拉到一边,向他解释说他错过了前一天的集会,那时说明了卡特曼的倩况。凯尔告诉他他没有病,卡特曼讽刺地鼓掌,祝贺凯尔发现了真相。卡特曼解释了这是多么的美妙,凯尔可以扫他的兴,并试图阻止他如果他愿意的话。凯尔怒火中烧。卡特曼继续虚伪地打招呼,然后向路过的麦奇老师喷脏话。

加里森女士不能容忍卡特曼分散课堂注意力,向维多利亚校长抱怨了他的行为。维多利亚校长向加里森介绍了来自妥瑞综合征宽容理解基金会唐纳德森先生,他来这里是为了教大家认识这种病。那时,凯尔进来了,卡特曼跟在他后面忙着道歉。凯尔解释说,卡特曼的病是编造的,但是唐纳德森先生对此极度愤怒,因为他也有妥瑞综合征并愚蠢地认为凯尔欺负人。凯尔被带到儿童治疗中心,唐纳德森先生在那里经营着一个互助小组。包括托马斯在内的孩子们说明了妥瑞综合征带来的困难以及生活的不易。凯尔选择道歉,他无法解释只有卡特曼是在装病。出去后,凯尔在父母的陪同下,被迫向卡特曼道歉。凯尔不情愿地这样做了,卡特曼遂开心地离开。

同时,在《日界线》上,克里斯·汉森宣布他收到了一封来自“患有妥瑞综合征的勇敢的小男孩”(即卡特曼)的信,希望他们为他拍摄特辑。凯尔知道他打算利用自己的电视出场机会来宣扬反犹太仇恨言论,因此面对卡特曼以尝试阻制他。卡特曼拒绝,说自己已经赢了,而凯尔誓不放弃。然后卡特曼问凯尔是否知道想说什么就说什么,而不受到约束是多么自由,直到他在他不知不觉中提到昨晚自己尿了床。

吹口哨的威利披萨店内,所有人都对卡特曼的勇敢表示祝贺。在此宣布了他将作为妥瑞综合征的代言人登上国家电视台的消息,这令托马斯感到担忧。卡特曼不经意间说出整件事都是编造的以及其他秘密,例如由于没有父亲而在晚上哭泣。在脱口而出对帕蒂·尼尔森的迷恋后,他冲向卫生间。他意识到自己这么长时间一直口无遮拦,想什么说什么,以至他失去了控制自己语言,过滤不该说的东西的能力。卡特曼问巴特斯他该怎么办,假装他的堂兄弟正在经历这件事,但是紧接着他又说他和他的堂兄弟互摸阴茎。然后,卡特曼在彻底的尴尬中冲出了此地。

卡特曼随后拜访了克里斯·汉森,并解释说由于外祖母的去世,他将不会参加演出,但此后不假思索地脱口而出,其实她没事。汉森告诉他,他在录制《猎捕掠食者》过程中正在追踪恋童癖者,而恋童癖者逃走了。《日界线》栏目组最终找到了他,但恋童癖者自杀了。汉森威胁说,他希望卡特曼不必被追赶,最后发现他以相同的方式自杀。演出开始前五分钟,卡特曼向上帝祈求奇迹。

在演播室外面,凯尔和托马斯编造了一个计划。托马斯邀请恋童癖者来到演播室,假装这是他自己的家。当恋童癖者来到演播室里时,他们认出了汉森,并意识到自己正在《日界线》录制现场,随后通过向头部开枪自杀。吓坏了的观众逃离演播室,汉森也跟着出来了,托马斯失口对他说出脏话。克雷格称托马斯是世界上最幸运的男孩,并问他是否愿意将来和他出去玩。

在现已废弃的演播室中,凯尔得意地告诉卡特曼他被打败了,不会上电视了。但是,卡特曼拥抱了凯尔,这令他惊讶。然后感谢他——他解释了自己怎样从令人丢脸的电视直播中得救。当他唱着“我有一张代金券”离开时,凯尔和托马斯同时大喊:“噢,该死!”