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That evening, Butters "talks" to the government, similar to praying. He thanks the government and [[Barack Obama]] for watching over his friends and family and asks for a puppy before going to bed.
 
That evening, Butters "talks" to the government, similar to praying. He thanks the government and [[Barack Obama]] for watching over his friends and family and asks for a puppy before going to bed.
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第二天,卡特曼在电脑室跟劳伦斯聊电话,跟他说自己计划要潜入NSA并且把一切都在推特揭发出来。劳伦斯说那他得用那个[[亚历克·鲍德温]]代言的新产品了。
   
 
The next day, in the computer lab, Cartman is talking to Lawrence and details his plans to go into the NSA and put everything on Twitter. Lawrence says he should instead use a new product, endorsed by [[Alec Baldwin]].
 
The next day, in the computer lab, Cartman is talking to Lawrence and details his plans to go into the NSA and put everything on Twitter. Lawrence says he should instead use a new product, endorsed by [[Alec Baldwin]].
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在新产品“屎特”(Shitter)的广告中,亚历克·鲍德温说尽管他不恐同,但他的手指总会打错字,导致时不时会发一些恐同言论,所以他把手指砍了。接着他面临了另一个问题,他没手指了,于是他开始玩屎特,把他想的事情直接发上网。
   
 
In the commercial for the new product, "Shitter", Alec Baldwin says that he sometimes posts homophobic things and that he doesn't think that way and his thumbs are the real culprit, so he chops them off. He then faces another problem, he doesn't have thumbs, so he uses Shitter, which sends what he thinks straight to the Internet.
 
In the commercial for the new product, "Shitter", Alec Baldwin says that he sometimes posts homophobic things and that he doesn't think that way and his thumbs are the real culprit, so he chops them off. He then faces another problem, he doesn't have thumbs, so he uses Shitter, which sends what he thinks straight to the Internet.
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在学校,卡特曼用屎特宣告自己要潜入NSA,而其他学生,包括斯坦、凯尔和[[克莱德·多诺万|克莱德]],开始问起什么是屎特。于是卡特曼发现原来只有他和亚历克·鲍德温在用屎特。
   
 
At school, Cartman is broadcasting to Shitter that he is about to infiltrate the NSA, when other students, including Stan, Kyle and [[Clyde Donovan|Clyde]], begin to ask about Shitter. Cartman reveals that the only people using Shitter is himself and Alec Baldwin.
 
At school, Cartman is broadcasting to Shitter that he is about to infiltrate the NSA, when other students, including Stan, Kyle and [[Clyde Donovan|Clyde]], begin to ask about Shitter. Cartman reveals that the only people using Shitter is himself and Alec Baldwin.
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在[[车管所]]里,
   
 
At the [[Department of Motor Vehicles]], Butters confesses to the government that he yelled at a midget and took a picture of Jennifer Lawrence, cut the mouth out, and stuck his penis through the hole. The lady suggests that he sing "[[Living in America]]" 1000 times, to which he begins.
 
At the [[Department of Motor Vehicles]], Butters confesses to the government that he yelled at a midget and took a picture of Jennifer Lawrence, cut the mouth out, and stuck his penis through the hole. The lady suggests that he sing "[[Living in America]]" 1000 times, to which he begins.

2019年11月23日 (星期六) 13:58的版本

窃听风云”是第十七季的第一集,也是南方公园全系列的第238集,于2013年9月25日播出。

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以下内容有剧透,请谨慎观看!!!

简介

卡特曼成功潜伏入NSA时,他不喜欢他在自己的个人档案中看到的东西。他认为是时候该把真相告诉这个世界了。另一方面,巴特斯找到一个可以倾听他的祈祷的新对象了。

When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters finds someone new to listen to his prayers.

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斯坦·马什肯尼·麦考密克凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基等巴士的时候,凯尔开始吐槽那个总是公放聊电话的“婊子”。话音刚落,卡特曼就到了,他在跟一个叫劳伦斯(Lawrence)的人聊天。卡特曼说他踢球的时候扭伤了脚踝,但还是继续踢下去,因为大家都需要他。这惹怒了凯尔,他立刻叫卡特曼别再撒谎,于是卡特曼让他别偷听自己讲话了。这场风波让卡特曼又一次劳伦斯提起NSA。劳伦斯的朋友托比(Toby)打断了他的话,接着卡特曼不得不重复自己的话,并要求他们再说一遍。

Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and Kyle Broflovski are waiting for the bus when Kyle starts complaining about this "bitch" who is always talking on their cell phone with speakerphone. After he finishes, Cartman arrives talking to someone named Lawrence. Cartman is discussing how he twisted his ankle playing football but decided to play anyway because everyone needed him. This enrages Kyle who immediately calls him out for lying, leading to Cartman telling him to stop listening to his conversation. This tangent leads to Cartman telling Lawrence, again, about the NSA. Toby, Lawrence's friend, cuts into talk leading to a conversation where Cartman has to repeat himself and ask them to repeat themselves.

午饭时间,卡特曼又对劳伦斯聊起了NSA,把凯尔烦得要死。凯尔扔掉了他的午饭,于是卡特曼也跟着做了。接着卡特曼拍了关于他朋友的视频日志,叫让政府不要再收集他们的信息了。

Later at lunch, Cartman is telling Lawrence about the NSA again, annoying Kyle to no end. Kyle throws his lunch away, with Cartman following. Cartman then makes a video blog about his rally to tell the government to stop gathering information on them.

课间休息的时候,肯尼和凯尔在玩绳球游戏,而卡特曼继续让人生厌地公放与劳伦斯聊电话。凯尔一开始礼貌地劝他到别的地方再去跟朋友聊电话,使得卡特曼吓坏了,并对所有人说学校里多了一个NSA间谍,政府在监视着大家。这使得巴特斯·斯多奇陷入沉思。

At recess, Kenny and Kyle are playing tetherball as Cartman is annoyingly still talking to Lawrence on speakerphone. Kyle asks him nicely to take his rally conversation somewhere else, causing Cartman to freak out and tell everyone that they may have an NSA agent at their school and also that the government is watching them. This makes Butters Stotch wonder.

当天晚上,巴特斯像祈祷一样向政府“倾诉”自己。他在睡前感谢政府和贝拉克·奥巴马照看自己的朋友和家人,并且祈求能赐他一只小狗。

That evening, Butters "talks" to the government, similar to praying. He thanks the government and Barack Obama for watching over his friends and family and asks for a puppy before going to bed.

第二天,卡特曼在电脑室跟劳伦斯聊电话,跟他说自己计划要潜入NSA并且把一切都在推特揭发出来。劳伦斯说那他得用那个亚历克·鲍德温代言的新产品了。

The next day, in the computer lab, Cartman is talking to Lawrence and details his plans to go into the NSA and put everything on Twitter. Lawrence says he should instead use a new product, endorsed by Alec Baldwin.

在新产品“屎特”(Shitter)的广告中,亚历克·鲍德温说尽管他不恐同,但他的手指总会打错字,导致时不时会发一些恐同言论,所以他把手指砍了。接着他面临了另一个问题,他没手指了,于是他开始玩屎特,把他想的事情直接发上网。

In the commercial for the new product, "Shitter", Alec Baldwin says that he sometimes posts homophobic things and that he doesn't think that way and his thumbs are the real culprit, so he chops them off. He then faces another problem, he doesn't have thumbs, so he uses Shitter, which sends what he thinks straight to the Internet.

在学校,卡特曼用屎特宣告自己要潜入NSA,而其他学生,包括斯坦、凯尔和克莱德,开始问起什么是屎特。于是卡特曼发现原来只有他和亚历克·鲍德温在用屎特。

At school, Cartman is broadcasting to Shitter that he is about to infiltrate the NSA, when other students, including Stan, Kyle and Clyde, begin to ask about Shitter. Cartman reveals that the only people using Shitter is himself and Alec Baldwin.

车管所里,

At the Department of Motor Vehicles, Butters confesses to the government that he yelled at a midget and took a picture of Jennifer Lawrence, cut the mouth out, and stuck his penis through the hole. The lady suggests that he sing "Living in America" 1000 times, to which he begins.

At the NSA headquarters, Cartman poses as Bill Clinton and when the said name is not on the list, an employee allows it and lets him in.

Meanwhile, at Butters' house, two Jehovah's Witnesses come by to persuade him, however, Butters persuades them to pray to the government and confess at the DMV.

At the NSA, the NSA employee tells Cartman about the surveillance. The workers tell him about nonchalant things which they see as important. One worker tells the employee about a pizza man who just tweeted that they are about to blow up the Lincoln Memorial. The NSA employee and Cartman go after the man and teach him about why the NSA should be able to spy on people.

Meanwhile, at Craig Tucker's house, Butters and the former Jehovah's Witnesses tell Craig about the government and the DMV.

At the NSA, Cartman starts asking about the profile of someone named "Eric Cartman", which the NSA deems as "fat and unimportant". Cartman immediately tries to convince them to change the profile, but they refuse. 

At the DMV, Officer Barbrady confesses that he masturbated to Game of Thrones. All the other followers cheer him on while one DMV worker is mad that people are having fun at the DMV.

At the NSA, the NSA employee shows Cartman how they monitor everyone; they use Santa Claus, who is hooked up to a machine. Cartman reveals himself to the NSA and then puts the revelations on the Internet. The next day, however, Cartman is in his room crying because his plan didn't work. He expected people to be mad at the government and to think Cartman is cool, but he realizes no one cares about "the truth". He now thinks that he has to hide in Russia when Butters comes to his house and tells him about the government and the DMV and tells Cartman to confess what he did. Cartman confesses and the DMV worker who was once mad is now hopeful, believing that the DMV could become a comforting place where people can get things off their chest.

On Channel 4 News, we learn that the DMV was shut down due to child molestation, so people will confess at the post office, which is then shut down due to child molestation, like DMV. The news anchor then says that the news is now in charge and that the news will be back in a young boy.

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