When a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man,
Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love a woman, but...he acts like he does, in order to get some action, (laughs)
The magic starts to happen, and the two take off their clothes, that's right
And they caress and touch each other, until the part of the man grows
Oooohhh And they roll around and now things a-really start getting hot
And the man says "I love you" and the woman says "hold on a second, I gotta go to the bathroom"
So you wait, and you wait, and you wait and you wait...[pause]...and you wait, and you wait, and you wait
And you wait and you're coolin' down and she's still goin' to the bathroom
Finally she comes back, and she says, "Baby, I'm gettin' hot!"
And that's when you gotta jam her butt and pump her full of...
也许你并不是真的爱上那个女的 但是你会假装很爱她 然后轻轻地抚摸她（笑声）
你褪去她的衣袜 奇妙的事就发生 噢耶
喔 你们身体缠绕在一起 就像那干柴碰上烈火
当你对她说俺爱你 她却推开你说 等一等，俺要去一下洗手间
你就左等右等不停地等 [停下] 轻轻叹口气继续地等