米老鼠 is the icon of The Walt Disney Company and one of the most recognized animated characters in the world. He played his first major role in the 第十三季 episode, “贞操戒指”.


He made his first appearance in “卡特曼老师”, when Mitch Murphy made a sketch of him with a large erection. He later physically appeared in the uncut DVD movie version of “幻想大陆·上”, being attacked and killed by the evil imaginary characters. During “贞操戒指”, his main motive with the Jonas Brothers was to "sell sex" to little girls with sex euphemisms to "stupid" Christian families.

At the end of the episode, Mickey is shown to have the ability to grow in size, breathe fire, and fly. His hovering over the city mimics the Mickey Mouse balloon seen in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It is implied that Mickey might be of some sort of divine origin. A news reporter commenting on Mickey's onslaught mentions that Mickey would afterwards return to Valhalla, of Norse mythology, where he would then slumber and feed.

Mickey was seen again in “第200集” and “第201集” with the celebrities who were suing South Park; he had a speaking part in “201” where he is one of the many celebrities and gingers arguing who gets to go into the goo machine and later on fights against the Super Best Friends.

Mickey reappears in “奥巴马赢了” and is still in control of the Disney Corporation. Thrilled at the acquisition of the Star Wars franchise, he schemes with Eric Cartman to get Mitt Romney elected President of the United States.

Mickey reappears in “中国劲乐团” where he scolds all of the Marvel, Star Wars, and other Disney characters he owns for pissing off the Chinese government as it's their biggest market for income. He even disowns Winnie the Pooh because the Chinese consider him offensive. He later teams up with Randy Marsh and fails to convince the Chinese to allow Randy to sell Tegridy Farms weed in China, even developing a liking towards it. He then states that they need to show the Chinese that they understand what it means to be made fun of and, presumably, orders Randy to kill Winnie the Pooh, causing the Chinese to allow Randy to sell his weed in China.


Mickey is a black mouse with a tan area near his eyes as well as his snout area. He wears a white "dress" shirt, red tie, pink, gold-buttoned shorts, white gloves, and large, brown shoes.


Although he is portrayed as a good character in “幻想大陆·上”, he changes sides in “贞操戒指”. In this episode, Mickey is given a more prominent role, where he is seen as the owner of the Disney Company and boss to the Jonas Brothers. Mickey is portrayed as an evil money-hungry, foul-mouthed corporate mogul who is both verbally and physically abusive to his employees. For example, when Joe Jonas states that he would quit, Mickey punches Joe in the balls, and begins kicking his face, then forcing him to get up. It should be noted that Mickey says his trademark "Ha-ha!" laugh at the end of most of his sentences, which in context, comes off like a nervous tic. Also, Mickey appears to be insane threatening to kill Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Jonas Brothers with a chainsaw in order to prevent them from ruining his concert.


  • Mickey: "Vengeance is mine! You are all ants, and I am your destroyer!! Ha-ha." from “贞操戒指”.
  • Mickey: "You have to wear the purity rings, because that's how we can sell sex to little girls. Ha-ha. You see, if we make the posters of little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear the purity rings, or else Disney company looks bad. Ha-ha." from “贞操戒指”.
  • Mickey: "Alright now, get out there and make me some Goddamned money! Haha."
  • Mickey: "Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha-ha. Your music sucks and you know it! Ha-ha! It's because you make little girls' ginies tickle...and when little girls' ginies tickle, I make money. Ha-ha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Ha-ha." from “贞操戒指”.
  • Mickey (kicking one of the Jonas Brothers): "You don't. Fucking. Talk to me. Like that! Haha. You little. Piece of. Shit! Haha." from “贞操戒指”.
  • Mickey: "You think God is in control here? Ha-ha. I'm in control! I've been in control since the '50s, in case you haven't noticed! Ha-ha." from “贞操戒指”.
  • Mickey: "Who the hell are these guys? Are they from DreamWorks? Goddamn Eisner trying to hurt this company again, haha?" from “贞操戒指”.
  • Mickey: "You aren't ruining my plans this time, DreamWorks, haha!" from “The Ring”.
  • Mickey: "I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now! Ha-ha! And do you know why? Because Christians are retarded! Ha-ha. They believe in a talking dead guy! Ha-ha." from “贞操戒指”.
  • Mickey: "What's this about a deal with the Chinese?! I own all this shit now! I own the Death Star! I own Tatooine! It's all MINE, haha! All right fuckers, where are the missing ballots? Haha." from “奥巴马赢了
  • Mickey: "Why don't you just tell me where the missing ballots are?! It will make your death a lot less painful! Haha." from “奥巴马赢了
  • Mickey: "Well then, why didn't you just come to me in the first place? If you wanna be in the next Star Wars, I'm your guy! Haha." from “奥巴马赢了
  • Mickey: "You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two shits and a popsicle." from “奥巴马赢了
  • Mickey: "Sure thing. I've got tauntauns comin' out my asshole, haha." from “Obama Wins!
  • Mickey: "Alright, who's the asshole?!" from “Band in China
  • Mickey: "Which one of you decided to go and start bad-mouthing, the Chinese Government?! Haha! Who here, thought they had PERMISSION, to say anything critical of Chinese politics?!" from “Band in China
  • Mickey: "Shut the fuck up, Thor! You're here to flex and not think, you fucking bitch!" from “Band in China
  • Mickey: "You are a fat, diabetic bear, and if the Chinese don't want you, then I don't, either! Now who the fuck is Mr. Marsh?!" from “Band in China
  • Mickey: "What's South Park? Do I own that?"
    Assistant (off screen): "No, not yet, sir."
    from “Band in China


  • 幻想大陆·上” - Was seen being attacked after the evil imaginary creatures began encroaching on the good part of Imaginationland.
  • 卡特曼老师” - Mr. Garrison explains to the sketch artist what the Penis Mouse looked like, and the sketch artist draws Mickey Mouse with an erection.
  • 贞操戒指” - Seen running Disney and abusing his employees; he later upsets the Christian Jonas Brothers fans, which causes him to go on a murderous rampage.
  • 第200集” - Seen as one of the celebrities suing South Park.
  • 第201集 - Seen sas one of the celebrities suing South Park.
  • 奥巴马赢了” - Seen confronting Stan and Kyle about the missing ballots and bribing Eric Cartman to release the ballots. He later has two Stormtroopers bring Cartman to him.
  • 中国劲乐团” - Teams up with Randy Marsh so that the Chinese will allow him to sell weed from Tegridy Farms in China .
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