迈克尔·西奥多“米老鼠”是华特迪士尼公司的偶像与首席执行官。他也是世界上最知名的动画人物之一。他在第十三季剧集“贞操戒指”中扮演了首次主要角色。
背景
米老鼠首次出境于“卡特曼老师”，当米奇·墨菲画了他阴茎勃起的素描。他后来在未剪辑“幻想大陆·上”DVD电影版出现，被邪恶的恶灵们袭击并杀害。在“贞操戒指”中，他聘用乔纳斯兄弟的主要目的是给年轻女孩性暗示，用贞操戒指的天真纯洁感觉欺骗“愚蠢的”基督教家庭。
在剧集结尾，米老鼠显示了变巨大、喷火与飞行的能力。他在城市上空盘旋，模仿梅西感恩节大游行中的米老鼠气球。剧集中意味米奇可能有某种神的起源。一在评论米奇的攻击的记者提到，米奇后来会回到挪威神话中的瓦尔哈拉睡觉和进食。
在“第200集”和“第201集”中，米老鼠 with the celebrities who were suing South Park; he had a speaking part in “201” where he is one of the many celebrities and gingers arguing who gets to go into the goo machine and later on fights against the Super Best Friends.
Mickey reappears in “奥巴马赢了” and is still in control of the Disney Corporation. Thrilled at the acquisition of the Star Wars franchise, he schemes with Eric Cartman to get Mitt Romney elected President of the United States.
Mickey reappears in “中国劲乐团” where he scolds all of the Marvel, Star Wars, and other Disney characters he owns for pissing off the Chinese government as it's their biggest market for income. He even disowns Winnie the Pooh because the Chinese consider him offensive. He later teams up with Randy Marsh and fails to convince the Chinese to allow Randy to sell Tegridy Farms weed in China, even developing a liking towards it. He then states that they need to show the Chinese that they understand what it means to be made fun of and, presumably, orders Randy to kill Winnie the Pooh, causing the Chinese to allow Randy to sell his weed in China.
外观
米奇是一只黑色老鼠，眼睛附近有棕褐色区域，还有鼻子区域。他穿着白色“礼服”衬衫，红色领带，粉红色，金色钮扣短裤，白色手套和大号棕色鞋子。
个性
Although he is portrayed as a good character in “幻想大陆·上”, he changes sides in “贞操戒指”. In this episode, Mickey is given a more prominent role, where he is seen as the owner of the Disney Company and boss to the Jonas Brothers. Mickey is portrayed as an evil money-hungry, foul-mouthed corporate mogul who is both verbally and physically abusive to his employees. For example, when Joe Jonas states that he would quit, Mickey punches Joe in the balls, and begins kicking his face, then forcing him to get up. It should be noted that Mickey says his trademark "Ha-ha!" laugh at the end of most of his sentences, which in context, comes off like a nervous tic. Also, Mickey appears to be insane threatening to kill Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Jonas Brothers with a chainsaw in order to prevent them from ruining his concert.
语录
- "Vengeance is mine! You are all ants, and I am your destroyer!! Ha-ha." - “贞操戒指”
- "You have to wear the purity rings, because that's how we can sell sex to little girls. Ha-ha. You see, if we make the posters of little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear the purity rings, or else Disney company looks bad. Ha-ha." - “贞操戒指”
- "Alright now, get out there and make me some Goddamned money! Haha."
- "Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha-ha. Your music sucks and you know it! Ha-ha! It's because you make little girls' ginies tickle...and when little girls' ginies tickle, I make money. Ha-ha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Ha-ha." - “贞操戒指”
- (Kicking one of the Jonas Brothers): "You don't. Fucking. Talk to me. Like that! Haha. You little. Piece of. Shit! Haha." -“贞操戒指”
- "You think God is in control here? Ha-ha. I'm in control! I've been in control since the '50s, in case you haven't noticed! Ha-ha." - “贞操戒指”
- "Who the hell are these guys? Are they from DreamWorks? Goddamn Eisner trying to hurt this company again, haha?" - “贞操戒指”
- "You aren't ruining my plans this time, DreamWorks, haha!" - “贞操戒指”
- "I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now! Ha-ha! And do you know why? Because Christians are retarded! Ha-ha. They believe in a talking dead guy! Ha-ha." - “贞操戒指”
- "What's this about a deal with the Chinese?! I own all this shit now! I own the Death Star! I own Tatooine! It's all MINE, haha! All right fuckers, where are the missing ballots? Haha." - “奥巴马赢了”
- "Why don't you just tell me where the missing ballots are?! It will make your death a lot less painful! Haha." - “奥巴马赢了”
- "Well then, why didn't you just come to me in the first place? If you wanna be in the next Star Wars, I'm your guy! Haha." - “奥巴马赢了”
- "You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two shits and a popsicle." - “奥巴马赢了”
- "Sure thing. I've got tauntauns comin' out my asshole, haha." - “奥巴马赢了”
- "Alright, who's the asshole?!" - “中国劲乐团”
- "Which one of you decided to go and start bad-mouthing, the Chinese Government?! Haha! Who here, thought they had PERMISSION, to say anything critical of Chinese politics?!" - “中国劲乐团”
- "Shut the fuck up, Thor! You're here to flex and not think, you fucking bitch!" - “中国劲乐团”
- "You are a fat, diabetic bear, and if the Chinese don't want you, then I don't, either! Now who the fuck is Mr. Marsh?!" - “中国劲乐团”
- Mickey: "What's South Park? Do I own that?"
Assistant (off screen): "No, not yet, sir."
- “中国劲乐团”
出场
- “幻想大陆·上” - Was seen being attacked after the evil imaginary creatures began encroaching on the good part of Imaginationland.
- “卡特曼老师” - Mr. Garrison explains to the sketch artist what the Penis Mouse looked like, and the sketch artist draws Mickey Mouse with an erection.
- “贞操戒指” - Seen running Disney and abusing his employees; he later upsets the Christian Jonas Brothers fans, which causes him to go on a murderous rampage.
- “第200集” - Seen as one of the celebrities suing South Park.
- “第201集 - Seen sas one of the celebrities suing South Park.
- “奥巴马赢了” - Seen confronting Stan and Kyle about the missing ballots and bribing Eric Cartman to release the ballots. He later has two Stormtroopers bring Cartman to him.
- “中国劲乐团” - Teams up with Randy Marsh so that the Chinese will allow him to sell weed from Tegridy Farms in China .