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South Park, day. People are going about their business when a flash zips by, rustling everything near it.
Man 1
What on Earth was that?
Jimmy
[voice over] My name is Jimmy Valmer. [He zips around town, startling people here and there. Two boys playing basketball almost lose it when he zips by them] And I am very... [stops] f-f-fast. [General Medical Center, day] When I was born, my parents knew I was different.
Doctor
[handing baby Jimmy to his parents] I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Valmer, your newborn son will never be able to walk. But he will be extremely good at comedy. [Sarah cries as she uncovers his face]
Baby Jimmy
[already with a mic in his hand] Wow! What a teh-t-teh-terrific audience. [Sarah sobs some more]
Chuckles Improv, night. Jimmy is working on his delivery.
Jimmy
[voice over] As I got older, my powers only increased.
Jimmy
[on stage] What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Woman 1
AAAAHHHH Help! [Jimmy zips away and returns moments later with a pickpocket tied up next to him]
Jimmy
Nacho cheese. [gets a round of applause]
Jimmy
[voice over] And now I look for others like me to fight crime as part of a superhero team. I am... Fas... Fastpass! [shown to be auditioning for a role in a superhero team headed by... The Coon. The current team members - Tupperware (Token), Mosquito (Clyde), The Coon (Cartman), Toolshed (Stan), Human Kite (Kyle), and Mysterion (Kenny) - clap approvingly]
Cartman
[The Coon] Okay, okay, thank you, Fastpass. What do you guys think?
Stan
We definitely don't have anyone with superhuman speed in our franchise.
Token
Fastpass, what makes you feel... qualified to be part of our cinematic universe?
Jimmy
Well, besides being super f-f-fa-fast, I also have a good attitude, and flexibility with my schedule on weekends.
Cartman
Fastpass, welcome to Coon and Friends. You are about to make a shitload of money.
Coon and Friends: Franchise Prequel. Cartman's basement, day. He has his team assembled and begins to brief them on his plans.
Cartman
Alright, superheros, it's time to lay out our plan of action. As you can see, I have divided the franchise plan into three phases. Phase 1 begins with The Coon Netflix series and goes through the Coon and Friends United movie, where we introduce Toolshed and The Human Kite. In Phase 2 we do Coon vs. Fastpass followed by an origin movie about Mosquito.
Clyde
Bzzz oh boy, I get my own origin movie, bzzz?
Cartman
That's right. It's in Phase 2 that we introduce Tupperware, our black superhero, like an ace in the hole.
Stan
Whoawhoa wait, how come we gotta start off with a Netflix series? Can't we just go right into movies?
Cartman
Netflix is starving for new shows right now, Toolshed. They will literally buy anything people pitch them. We need to strike while the iron's hot. Later in Phase 3 we can finally get to Civil War, where we will all- [the Coon alarm goes off and the boys look around]
Stan
What is it?
Kyle
Incoming Face Time call from Super Craig. [the boys leave their seats and gather around the monitor]
Cartman
Onscreen!
Craig
You guys, we have a big problem.
Cartman
What is it, Super Craig?
Craig
Somebody's messing with our Facebook page. They're spreading all these lies, saying we like, burn the American flag and pee in each other's mouths.
Stan
Spreading lies how?
Craig
Take a look. [holds up a picture of a mysterious boy and the Coon and Friends Facebook page] Someone is systematically targeting our Facebook followers and feeding them misinformation.
Cartman
Who would deliberately use Facebook in such a horribly reckless way?
Butter's room, a stormy night. He's on his computer looking at the Coon and Friends Facebook page, typing away and cackling.
Stephen
[opens the bedroom door to check in] Butters, you're not looking at boobies again, are you?
Butters
No Dad, I'm not looking at boobies. [Stephen closes the door and Butters waits a few second before cackling again] Waahahahahaha!
South Park Elementary, day. Butters is switching out books in his locker as the four boys approach him. He closes his locker.
Cartman
Butters?!
Butters
Oh, hey fellas.
Cartman
Butters, are you using Facebook to fuck with our superhero franchise?
Butters
Uuuuuuummm, nope. [turns around and walks off, the others wait a second or two before catching up]
Stan
Butters? Butters!
Butters
[turns around] Yes, fellas?
Stan
Dude, listen. We don't have time for this. Right now, Netflix is buying any show that people pitch them. We have a real shot at starting our franchise, and you are a part of that franchise plan, okay? We have movies planned for the bad guy.
Butters
You mean like Suicide Squad?
Stan
Yes!
Butters
[in Stan's face] Suicide Squad sucked! [turns around and walks off again]
Kyle
Butters! Butters! You can't just make stuff up about us! [Butters turns around again] People are thinking it's true!
Butters
Look fellas, you have a right to be on facebook and I have a right to be on facebook. And sometimes that's going to cause a little... [makes a fist and smirks] CHAOS. [looks mischievous and gets slick] Gotta get to classss.
Kyle
Dude, what a dick!
Cartman
If we don't find a way to stop him, we're never gonna make any money, you guys.
The Valmer residence, living room, day. The adults there are drinking coffee. Ryan Valmer addresses the other parents.
Ryan
Thanks for coming, everyone. I know you are all concerned as Sarah and I are about what's happening to our children.
Thomas
I just... can't believe that children in our town are dressing up in hero costumes and peeing in each other's mouths.
Randy
And who are these kids? Does anyone know? They're wearing capes and forcing objects into their own rectal cavities? Why?
Steve
We [referring to himself and Linda] were shocked to read that a young African-American boy is wearing Tupperware and defecating on girls while they sleep. What if those kids are hanging out with our kids?
Stephen
You know what I think the problem is? Facebook.
Randy
Facebook? How so?
Stephen
Well, look, we all know there's a lot of mixing of truth and fiction that's been on Facebook lately, and children lack the cognitive ability to determine what's true and what isn't on Facebook. That's why we now have young kids dressing up in costumes, eating poop, and having sex with antelopes in our town.
Thomas
Maybe we need to get our kids off of Facebook.
Randy
That'll never happen. You know what I say we do? Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg to come and talk to us all about our concerns in this community.
Linda
Do you really think he'd come?
Stephen
Why not give it a try? Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg here and see what he has to say? I'm sure he's a reasonable person. [takes a sip]
An abandoned Circuit City store, marked for lease. A boy walks towards it with a flyer in hand, He goes to a side door in the loading area and knocks.
Butters
[as Professor Chaos] Who are you?! What do you want?!
Adam
I'm here about the job? [points to the flyer]
Butters
Oh. Are you Adam? Well, come on in. [Adam walks in with Butters and Butters closes the door. Butters gives him a tour of the place] You're making a smart career choice, Adam. You see, what we do here is utilize Facebook not only to spread chaos, but to actually profit from it. You'll find the hours very reasonable and I'm working on getting full health and dental for all employees. [stops and gets a uniform off the shelves for Adam] Here's your company uniform. You see, what I've done, Adam, is build a completely self-sustaining Chaos machine [Adam exits the boys room as Chaos #28] - You look fantastic - doing nothing more than what Facebook was designed to do. I make money from Facebook for my fake content in order to pay Facebook to promote my fake stories. And thusly we're growing bigger every day. Everyone, can I have your attention please? [the other workers look towards them] We have a new agent in Chaos. Please welcome Adam Borque. [the others clap for him] Here you go. You can take this workstation, Adam. Just start writing horrible things about people and presenting it as reality on Facebook. Alright! Don't forget we have a Chaos quota, gang! Let's really fuck shit up! [the workers resume their work]
The school gym, day. A meeting is being held there: "Facebook in Your Community. Guest Speaker: Mark Zuckerberg".
Mr. Mackey
Uh, alright, can everyone hear me in the back? Hm'kay, we're gonna get started here. I know you all have a lot of questions, so without further ado, let me introduce Mark Zuckerberg. [Zuckerberg walks up] Thanks for coming, Mr. Zuckerberg.
Mark
[in a stilted manner. He speaks like this throughout the episode] Thank you. It is a great honor to be here amongst all of you. [immediately you can see his lips don't match his words]
Mr. Mackey
For those of you who don't know uh, could you tell us who you are?
Mark
I am the founder and chairman of Facebook. But I also have a shtoile that is completely unblockable.
Mr. Mackey
Okay, we'll let him speak and then we'll uh open the floor to some questions if there's time, thank you.
Mark
Thank you, right? [Mr. Mackey walks off] Alright, everyone here wants to see my shtoile. But first, what I'll need is a volunteer. Yes, you sir.
Man 2
Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook has become a tool for some to disrupt our country and our community.
Mark
You say these things like they are my fault, and yet they are not.
Man 2
Well, you did create a platform with a monetary incentive for people to spread misinformation?
Mark
Ha ha ha ha ha! Now I see you're trying to use your shtoile over mine. Now, you try to block me. [assumes a fighting stance, puts his left palm out as far as it can go, and makes some odd sounds] Now you've learned that you cannot block me, yehhhs? [a woman raises her arm] Yes, what is your question?
Woman 2
[stands up] How are we supposed to keep our kids-? [he interrups her with some more fighting stances and odd sounds, and she sits down]
Address 20802, day. Coon and Friends ring the doorbell there. A boy opens the door and looks at them.
Cartman
Wilson Aubrey?
Wilson
Yeah.
Cartman
It's us, your heroes, Coon and Friends. We're uhm, just wondering why you stopped following us on Instagram?
Wilson
Because you victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths.
Cartman
That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.
Wilson
Facebook says it's true.
Cartman
But it's NOT true.
Wilson
But Facebook says it's true.
Cartman
[gets in his face] Okay, but it's NOT true, and you need to have your own fucking brain and decide shit for yourself!
Wilson
AAAAH! [shuts the door on Cartman, who's taken aback. Cartman turns around and leaves the house, and the other Coon Friends follow]
Cartman
God dammit! Let's just face it! We're never gonna have a superhero franchise!
Kyle
It's so unfair.
Jimmy
Come on, fellas. Wu-we can't let Butters win.
Cartman
Forget it, Fastpass. The world hates us now.
Stan
Yeah, nobody believes in us.
Jimmy
W-we believe in each other, don't we? [the others look at him] Who cares what everyone else thinks? I joined this franchise because I believe that it can make a lot of money. And being a superhero means you keep believing in that money, no matter how hard things get!
Cartman
Fastpass is right. We let all this distract us from what's important. We just need to get the Netflix series and let our superhero franchise speak for itself!
Kyle
Coon, everybody hates us.
Cartman
Maybe so, but we know who we are! We are Coon Friends because we care about each other. Because we have each other's back! And when things look their darkest, these heroes will stand together! [Heidi walks up behind him] And we'll-!
Heidi
Hey babe, what's up? [Cartman stands still a moment, then deflates. Several seconds later he sighs heavily a couple of times, closes his eyes, sniffle and groans, and puts his right hand over his right eye. He's at a loss for words as Heidi's smile fades] What are you up to?
Cartman
[soft voice] Nothing, just fucking wearing sweet costumes and talking about fighting evil, is that okay?
Heidi
I just- I thought we were meeting at the park. You didn't text or anything.
Cartman
[soft voice, to himself] Oh my God, are you fucking kidding me right now?
Heidi
Sorry! I won't interrupt! [turns around and walks off, Cartman watches her walk off with a concerned look on his face, then turns back to the other Coon Friends and continues his speech]
Cartman
Because we are Coon and Friends, and as long as we have each other, we can do anything!
The Tweak residence, day. Richard and his wife pull into their driveway, leave the car, and head for the front door.
Richard
I swear, that was the worst public speaker I've ever seen. What was Mark Zuckerberg's point?
Mrs. Tweak
I don't even understand what that was about.
Richard
Guess nobody realized that Mark Zuckerberg was such a penis.
The living room. The Tweaks enter and find Zuckerberg on their sofa eating a bowl of chips.
Richard
What the hell?
Mrs. Tweak
It's Mark Zuckerberg.
Richard
I know who it is! [to Zuckerberg] Excuse me, what are you doing here?!
Mark
I was invited here by people.
Richard
We invited you to come speak to our community about our problems!
Mark
[assumes a fighting stance] Ah, I see what you did there. Trying to block me, riiight? I'm tired of eating chips. What else is there? [makes his way to the kitchen and opens the refrigerator]
Richard
Hey! Get out of our fridge!
Mark
Ha ha ha, this puny refrigerator could not block me. What makes you think you can?
Richard
Now you listen here! I will not-! [Zuckerberg puts up his left arm and holds it out as if creating a force field for blocking]
Mark
Ha ha ha ha, you are no match for my shtoile.
The supermarket parking lot, day. The Stotches reach their car and get in. As they buckle up, Mark jumps into the back seat.
Mark
So, where are we headed? Perhaps we should get some food.
Stephen
What, eh. Excuse me, this is our car?!
Mark
You call this a car? It wasn't even remotely able to block me. What is this car's shtoile?
Stephen
Get, get out of here, ya penis.
Mark
Ha ha ha ha. You say I am a penis and yet I am not a penis.


Netflix corporate offices, day. In a room full of telephone operators, one of them takes a call.
Operator 1
Netflix, you're greenlit. Who am I speaking with?
Cartman
[from home] Uh yes, hello. We have an idea for a show that we think would be great for Netflix.
Operator 1
Okay, great. Would you like a pilot or just go straight to an order of six episodes?
Cartman
We'd like to go right into six episodes with a pickup option at the end of three.
Operator 1
Got it. Can you start shooting next month?
Operator 2
Got a show about transsexual dragons here.
Cartman
Yes. We are ready to start right now. We are very, very excited.
Operator 1
Okay, sounds great, we'll send you the contracts. Oh, and uh, what's the show about?
Cartman
It's a stand-alone series about a superhero called the Coon before he joins Coon and Friends.
Operator 1
Coon and Friends? You mean, the kids I just read about in the news who stabbed Jessica Alba?
Cartman
Look, you didn't, you didn't read that on the news you read that on Facebook!
Stan
Aw man, here we go.
Operator 1
Yeah, ah, dangit, we've never done this before, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on your show.
Cartman
Listen to me! There are falsehoods about us on Facebook that are NOT TRUE!
Operator 1
Well then, you should have those things taken down. It can't be that hard.
Cartman
It's a lot harder than you think!
Operator 1
L-look, we'd love to approve your show, but you need to get those things cleared up first, okay? Thanks for calling. [hangs up and takes the next call] Netflix, you're greenlit. Who am I speaking with?
Coutnry Kitchen Buffet, evening. As an elderly couple eats dinner, Zuckerberg walks up tp them, sits down and takes the man's soup bowl without asking, and starts eating.
Elderly Man
What the? Who are you?
Elderly Woman
I believe that's Mark Zuckerberg.
Elderly Man
Hey that's my soup!
Mark
[rises into a fighting stance] So, you are trying to block me, huh? That's fine. What's your shtoile?
Elderly Man
I don't have a shtoile.
The Valmer residence, day. Ryan is in the master bathroom brushing his teeth. He finishes and walks back into the bedroom, where he finds Zuckerberg eating chips in his bed.
Ryan
Hey! Get out of my bed!
Mark
I was invited here. I am only making use of a bed for sleeping, yehhhs?
Ryan
We just wanted you to come share your insights on Facebook!
Mark
[makes some strange motions and sounds] Oh, my head, my head. [makes more strange motions and sounds] You should have worked with me when you had the chance. Now you lie over there, dead.
The abandoned Circuit City store, day. Inside, Butters looks down from the second floor at his working staff.
Butters
Attention employees. Kelly Shmidt has just written her 100th fake blog post that was shared over a thousand times on Facebook. Let's hear it for Kelly! [the staffers clap] Don't forget about those Chaos incentives! You too can benefit from pandemonium. [smiles. Coon and Friends show up and walk through the front doors]
Cartman
Butters!
Adam
Whoa no, it's Coon and Friends! [he and the other staffers hide under their desks]
Chaos #35
Oh no!
Butters
Calm down, everyone. Stick to your work. I will deal with these trespassers.
Kyle
We're here to put an end to you, Chaos!
Cartman
Yeah! I don't have buttsex with antelopes and Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths!
Butters
It's the 21st century, gentlemen! There's nothing illegal about what I'm doing.
Jimmy
Yeah? Nothing illegal about us kicking your ah...ass either.
Butters
Actually, that IS illegal. And besides, you can't do anything to me. [whistles. Zuckerberg emerges from the back of the store on the second floor, flips over the balcony, and lands in front of Butters]
Mark
Bwaaaaaa! So, this is the Coon and Friends that you have told me about. [to the Coon Friends] I warn you, my fighting shtoile is unsurpassed.
Jimmy
Who the ss-Sam Hell is th-that?
Clyde
I think that's Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark
You want to get to Butters, riiight? You're gonna have to get through me, huuuh?!
Stan
Dude, this kid is deliberately lying about us on your platform for no other reason than to cause harm! Why are you protecting him?!
Mark
Simple. He paid me $17.23.
Butters
It's the Facebook Safeguard program. Just $17 monthly gets you personal protection from Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark
Come on! What's your shtoile?
The Park County Police Station, day. The townsfolk are gathered in front of it, protesting. Sgt. Yates begins to speak.
Sgt. Yates
Alright, alright, everyone calm down! I can't hear over all of you. [the crowd quiets down]
Stephen
You have to do something! This guy's goin' around acting like everyone's stuff is his!
Thomas
I'm sick of getting out of the shower to find Mark Zuckerberg sitting on my toilet!
Steve
Zuckerberg ate everything in our freezer and then helped himself to my wife's lubricant! [the crowd begins to clamor again]
Sgt. Yates
Alright, everyone, I just want to know one thing. Who invited him here? [the crowd falls silent] Come on. Who invited Mark Zuckerberg to town in the first place? [the folks hang their head in shame]
Randy
We did. [other townsmen say the same thing]
Sgt. Yates
Huh? What's that?
Randy
We invited Mark Zuckerberg to town.
Sgt. Yates
Uh huh, that's what I thought. You all brought Mark Zuckerberg into your lives and now you want the police to shoot him.
Stephen
Please, you don't understand! He-h he's such a penis!
Thomas
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his voice is dubbed and he does all his own sound effects.
Sgt. Yates
Well that doesn't mean he's done anything illegal. Now, the police will help deal with Mark Zuckerberg, but we aren't going to shoot him.
The crowd
Awwwwww!
Sgt. Yates
I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. You all should've thought harder about this before letting him into your lives.
Cartman's basement, day. Coon and Friends are gathered around the Coon table waiting.
Cartman
When we all became superheroes, we took an oath. that no matter what it took, we would all make shitloads of money. But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg, right now, we are a superhero group that can't even get a show on Netflix.
Kenny
Zuckerberg is the key. He's the only person who can shut down Facebook.
Kyle
How are we gonna get him to do that?
Cartman
We're gonna beat him at his own game.
South Park, day, one end of town. The police have set up a roadblock consisting of four police cars, a fire truck, and an ambulance.
Barkley
We got the west entrance to town secure. How are you guys doing out east?
Foley
Here he comes... [looks left and walks towards the roadblock. Zuckerberg walks towards town slowly]
Barkley
Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg, that's gonna have to be it. Can't let you into town.
Mark
So, you think you can block me.
Barkley
Look, people don't want you here, okay? This is a quiet little town and-
Mark
Ha ha ha! You cannot block me!
Barkley
But there's plenty of other places you could go, sir. Can you please just- [Zuckerberg strikes some poses and makes some odd sounds] Don't, don't do that, please.
Mark
[continues making strange sounds and begins moving through the roadblock] My brain, my brain. [more strange sounds]
Barkley
He walked though.
Mark
[more strange sounds] Oh my car, my car. [more strange sounds and motions] Oh my God it's Mark Zuckerberg. [more strange sounds and motions] Oh my God how'd he do that? [more strange sounds and motions. Jimmy zooms across the street behind him. He turns around, and Jimmy passes by three more times behind him]
Jimmy
What's the matter? Too f-fast for ya?
Mark
Ha ha ha, you saw me walk right through the police barricade and yet you think you can block me, riiight? Go ahead and try. [Jimmy walks up to him and between his legs to the other side. Both of them are making their own sound effects]
Token
[jumps into view] Now, Zuckerberg! Let me see you block my shtoile!
Mark
Ha ha ha ha ha! [they both make their own sound effects and move around]
Kyle
[appeaers and approaches Zuckerberg] Bwa! Dadadadadadadada bam! [punches him in the groin]
Mark
Oh... [falls over his his hands over his privates. The other Coon Friends rush in and kick him on all sides] Hagh. Ow. I have never witness this shtoile before.
Thomas
Hey look! The freaky costume kids are getting Zuckerberg! Get him, kids!
Randy
Poop in his mouth!
Mark
[Zuckerberg stands up and throws them all off. He then takes on Jimmy, Kyle, and Token individually and defeats them] Rwaaaar!
Coon Friends
[hitting the ground] Aaaah!
Mark
Ha ha ha, you tried to match my shtoile and failed!
Cartman
[walks into view] Oho, it is over! My friends are all beaten! Why?! They were just children! [walks up to Token] This one, simply protesting for black lives! [walks up to Jimmy] And this child tryin' to speak out for handicapped people!
Jimmy
Wha- Why, Mark Zuckerberg??
Cartman
And my friend Kyle, guilty of nothing but standing up for the rights of Jews!
Mark
What what what what are you talking about?
Cartman
[whispers triumphantly] Ever heard of Facebook Live? [Mark doesn't follow, but Craig is shown in an alley recording this encounter onto his laptop. He waves at Cartman. Cartman turns toward the camera] We are just kids trying to have our voices heard for black, handicapped, and Jewish rights, cut down in our prime by Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark
But, but hold on, that, that's not true.
Cartman
[triumphantly turns around] Facebook says it's true.
Mark
Noooooooo! [quickly checks his phone]
At Chaos City, Butters' lair, the workstations stop working.
Workers
Huh? Hey. What? Huh?
Butters
What's goin' on? Hey everyone, keep working!
Worker 1
We can't.
Worker 2
Something's wrong with Facebook.
Adam
It's gone. Like, somebody shut it down.
Butters
What are you talking about? [a door is heard shut]
Cartman
It's over, Chaos! [shown with the other Coon Friends] We forced your little toady to shut down his own disorder device!
Butters
Curse you, Coon and Friends! This isn't over!
Stan
Oh yes it is. [Behind Coon and Friends, Butters' parents enter the abandoned store]
Stephen
Butters! You're the one who started all this?!
Butters
Uh oh.
The Kremlin, day. It's snowing there. Stephen drags Butters along as they talk over each other.
Stephen
You think you're just so smart, don't you?! Make me look like a fool, will you?! We'll just see about this!
Butters
Wah. No sir, I, ah. No sir, I just ah.
The Kremlin, inside. Stephen drags Butters into Vladimir Putin's office.
Stephen
Not so funny now, is it?! Go on! Tell Mr. Putin what you told me!
Butters
Well I was just, uh, well, I just said how I just used Facebook like Russia did. And I really didn't break any rules.
Stephen
Didn't break any rules?! Good job teaching our children that's all that matters! Just because there's a way to cause chaos in a town, or disrupt an entire country, doesn't mean you go and do it, does it?! If Mark Zuckerberg points a loaded cannon at someone's face, [points at Putin] are you innocent for just lighting the fuse?! Answer me!
Putin
Nyet, ser. ["No, sir."]
Stephen
No! You don't go around making things up about people either! Unless it's about Mark Zuckerberg, because he deserves it! [walks towards the door] I hope you're both very satisfied with the damage you've caused, because you're both GROUNDED! [leaves and slams the door]
Cartman's basement, day. The Coon and Friends are reunited there once again.
Cartman
Coon friends, we have done it. Facebook is gone, and Netflix approved our TV show. All we have to do now is agree on the final draft of the franchise plan. [shown once again, with some changes] You can see that the Super Craig movie now precedes the Coon vs. Super Craig movie, followed by Mysterion's video game. And then we-
Kenny
How come I have to have the video game? I want a movie too!
Cartman
You have a movie, Mysterion. You're in the third Coon and Friends United movie [Coon and Friends United 3], after your video game.
Craig
Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't ever get his own movie.
Jimmy
Do I get my own movie?
Cartman
Not everyone gets their own movie!
Tweek
This franchise plan sucks!
Clyde
Oh Jesus, here we go again.
Stan
No, Wonder Tweek is right. It was better when we started the movies off with the Tupperware prequel.
Kyle
Dude you can't do a prequel first.
Stan
Why not?
Kyle
'Cause then it's not a prequel, it's just... first. And besides, Tupperware isn't our strongest character.
Token
Fuck you, it's better than the Human Kite!
Kenny
He just likes this plan because he gets two movies in Phase 1.
Cartman
Guys! We have to just go with this plan! We don't even have one movie yet!
Stan
You go with the plan! Maybe we'll just... go and do our own franchise!
Kenny
Yeah!
Tweek
Yeah!
Cartman
Oh! You want civil war! Is that what you want?!
Stan
Yeah dude, civil war. Fuck you! [leaves the table and the basement]
Cartman
Oh fu- oh fuck you! Get out of my house!
Kenny
We'll make WAY more money on OUR franchise! [Token and Tweek leave, then Kenny leaves]
Cartman
Go ahead! I bet you don't even get halfway through Phase 1 on your franchise, DC Comics! [after Kenny leaves, the door closes. A few seconds of silence follows]
Craig
I thought Civil War wasn't supposed to happen until Phase 3.
Cartman
Shut up, Super Craig.

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