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黑色星期五

出场角色

• Stan Marsh
• Kyle Broflovski
• Eric Cartman
• Kenny McCormick
• Butters Stotch
• Craig Tucker
• Principal Victoria
• Mr. Mackey
• Sheila Broflovski
• Various reporters
• Anderson Cooper
• Bishop
• Rabbis and Clerics
• Crowd
• David Lee Roth
• Israelis and Muslims
• Spirit

剧本

红发牛
	Lunchtime at the South Park Elementary Cafeteria.
Cartman	[walks in] Hey, everyone? Excuse me! [the other kids start to turn towards him] Everybody, can I just have a second of your time, please? Everyone, listen up. [finally has everyone's attention] Listen everybody, I uh... I owe Kyle a big apology and I... I wanna do it in fromt of everyone because... ugh... I was wrong, Kyle.
Kyle	About what?!
Cartman	I'm afraid that... Kyle and I got into a little disagreement yesterday. Yeah, yeah it's... pretty nasty. And um, I was totally wrong and you were right, Kyle. I thought only humans could be gingers. Is Davin here? Davin Miller? [a ginger boy with dark red hair leans to his left for a better view] Oh yeah, there you are. I own an apology to you too, Davin. When Kyle said that humans weren't the only species that can have light skin and freckles I totally laughed in his face. But it turns out Kyle was right: there are other animals that can be ginger as well I didn't believe it. I guess I didn't want to believe it, but this morning I saw a red-haired light-skinned cow and I owe you, Kyle, and you, Davin, my sincerest apology.
Craig	Where did you find a red-haired cow?
Cartman	[crosses his right arm over his chest and points to the doors behind his left shoulder] Oh would you- Would you guys like to see it?
	a pasture, nearby. The class walks towards a pasture near the school. Cartman climbs to the top of the fence. Stan and Clyde pop their heads into the pasture for a better look. Kevin, and Kenny join Cartman on the second rung. The other kids stand behind the first rung.
Cartman	There! There it is right there, see? A red-headed cow. [The camera turns right and stops at a cow with a Jewfro, glasses, a freckled face, and huge red polka dots on her body. Cartman laughs at his cleverness]
Butters	Whoa, look at it!
Cartman	[giggling to himself] You were right, Kyle. A ginger cow. I shall never question your keen intellect again!
Craig	[takes out his phone and starts taking pictures] Wow, that's pretty trippy.
Cartman	Yes! Yeah, be sure to get some pictures of it! [Butters and Kevin take their phones out...] I'm pretty sure this occurs only rarely in nature! [Jimmy takes out his phone...]
Kyle	Alright, Cartman, joke's over. [Kenny takes out his phone]
Cartman	What? What joke? This is real!
Kyle	Tell everyone you made the cow look like that!
Cartman	No, [drops down to the ground] no, you were right, Kyle. I was wrong.
Butters	Boy Eric, I sure do admire your courage to admit when you made a mistake.
Cartman	Thank you, Butters! [laughs to himself]
Craig	I gotta show this to my mom! [leaves, and the other kids disperse]
Butters	Let's go get the kindergartners. Uh they're gonna wanna see this too! [leaves. Only Kyle remains with Cartman]
Cartman	Yeah, be sure to show everyone, guys. It's really amazing. Heheh, too good, too too good.
Kyle	Even the dumbest lie can have big consequences.
Cartman	Yes, you're right, Kyle. I'm sure that that... is going to have earth-shattering consequences. Heheheheh. [walks away]
	A montage of three news reports. The first one is from Al Aziz Network, where one of the news team members browses the Web for news. He's reading reports in various languages - Korean, then French. The French report gets his attention, "اه! این چیه؟" (Eh! What is this?) he calls some colleagues over and says ".اینجا رو نگاه کن! اوه، اینجا رو نگاه کن! می‌گه یه گاو ماده‌ی قرمز دیده شده" (Take a look! Hey, take a look! Says a red heifer was found.) His colleague asks him "کجا این گاو قرمز ماده دیده شده؟" (Where was this red heifer found?) He replies with "این یعنی چی؟" (What does this mean?) when his colleague says "!زود باش! زود باش! ما اینو باید همین الان خبر بدیم" (Quick, quick! We gotta go public with this right away.) The scene changes to a broadcast with a voice-over ".هم‌اکنون اخبار را برای گزارش مخصوصی موقتا قطع می‌کنیم" (We interrupt this broadcast for a special report.) with a text on the screen which reads "اخبار دنیای ایرانی" meaning Persian World News with an Iranian news anchor reporting an irrelevant story ".مجلس مالزی منحل شد. مجلس این کشور را منحل اعلام کرد تا زمینه را برای انتخابات آماده سازد" (Malaysian parliament dissolved. The Parliament announced the dissolution of the country to set the stage for early elections.) He then reaches for a pistol under his desk and blows his brains out. Next are two Swahili reports covering the same report. The female reporter uses a pistol blows her brains out first, then the male reporter. The last scene has a Japanese reporter covering the report, but he has a dagger ready for seppuku. As he reports, he performs the seppuku, dying just as he ends the report. A colleague comes up and chops his head off with a katana, then uses a pistol to blow his own brains out.
	South Park Elementary, Room 7. The kids are in their seats, and the PA system comes on.
Mr. Mackey	Your attention, please. Will Kyle Broflovski report to the principal's office?
Kyle	Huh?
Mr. Mackey	Kyle Broflovski to the principal's office. Please. Umkay?
Butters	Hohoh! What'd you do, Kyle?
Kyle	Nothing. [hops off his chair to leave the classroom]
Butters	Busted!
	Principal Victoria's office, moments later. Kyle enters and closes the door, but notices three rabbis to his left.
Mr. Mackey	Ah, thanks for comin', Kyle.
Kyle	Wuwhat's going on?
Principal Victoria	Kyle, these men have apparently come all the way from Israel to speak with me, but... we need a translator.
Kyle	[glances at the rabbis again] I don't speak Hebrew.
Mr. Mackey	Kyle, please try your best. It seems pretty important. [to the rabbis, in bad English] This.. boy... uhkay... is Jew. Uhkay? Jew... like you. Uhkay? Please... uh, please try... speak... to Jew.[Kyle looks at the rabbis]
Rabbi 1	[sighs] We're just trying to tell them that we come on very urgent business. [Kyle looks back at Mr. Mackey]
Mr. Mackey	Anything?
Kyle	He said they come on urgent business.
Principal Victoria	Ohh, what does he need?
Rabbi 2	Look, we believe that this school has something which is of the utmost importance to our people! We wish to see the red cow!
Kyle	The red- Oh come on, you can't possibly be here for that!
Principal Victoria	For what? What did he say, Kyle?
Rabbi 1	Please, you must understand! The fate of the world is at stake! [walks to his right and walks over to the window] The coming of a red heifer is the nost holy sign in all of Judaism. It signals the beginning of the End. It is not just our religion, but Islam and Christianity as well. They all agree on one thing. [turns around] That the red heifer means the End of Times.
Mr. Mackey	You catch any of that, Kyle? [Kyle looks at Mr. Mackey in disbelief]
	The pasture, moments later. Kyle leads the rabbis, Principal Victoria, and Mr. Mackey to the cow.
Kyle	It's right over here by uh-
Rabbi 2	Oh my holy shmear! [a group of Muslims is already bowing down to the cow. One of them notices him and tells him to get out. (!برو بیرون)]
Rabbi 2	The Muslims! They beat us here! [hops the fence and charges at them. The other two follow suit.]
Mr. Mackey	[frantic] What's goin' on, Kyle??
Kyle	He said the Muslims beat them here- [to himself] God damn it!
Rabbi 2	[arrives next to the cow] Step away! You all know what this means!
Cleric 1	Yes! And you know you are about to die!
Kyle	Hold on everybody. This thing isn't even a-
Rabbi 1	Don't touch it! [they all surround the cow, keeping Kyle and each other away from it]
	Some hours later, the police have arrived and cordoned off the cow, and put up barriers further out to keep everyone away from it. The growing crowd begins to clamor
Cartman	[to a reporter] Well I just ran to the school and told everyone, "Hey, there's a redheaded cow outside; you should all see it."
Kyle	[trying to reach Cartman, but trapped by the crowd] Cartman, stop! You don't know what you're doing!
Cartman	I'm pretty sure that this cow could make ginger cheese, which is like a Swiss cheese, except instead of holes, it has freckles. [chuckles loudly]
Kyle	NOOOO!
Rabbi 4	[arrives with a sheet of paper, and Rabbi 2 looks at it] The Muslims and the Christians are calling for a meeting to discuss the terms of war.
Rabbi 2	Very well, let us meet to discuss how the world as we know it ends.
	The Airport Hilton, day.
Rabbi 1	Alright, so far we agree there'll be no automatic rifles, no shanks, and no chemical weapons.
Cleric 2	If there can be no chemical weapons, then the Christians can use no nuclear weapons. [clamoring follows]
Bishop	Come on, without nuclear weapons, what kind of final Armageddon is this gonna be?! [clamoring follows]
Rabbi 3	But couldn't we agree on non-ballistic nuclear weapons only?
Bishop	Yeah, I suppose that's fine.
Cleric 2	That makes sense.
Rabbi 1	Non-ballistic nuclear only. Alright. Now on to prisoners. Are we all agreeing to decapitations?
Israeli	Of course we are! What do you think this is?!
Others	Yeah, come on! Just get to it!
Cleric 3	Wait a minute, wait a minute! Has anyone noticed something? We are all in a room together. Talking. [walks to the front of the crowd] Has it occurred to anyone else that this prophecy, which amazingly is in all three religions, could actually be meant to bring us together?
Bishop	[walks up to him] The prophecy says the red heifer signals the End. [joins him] Could it mean the end of... war?
Rabbi 1	If the cow is sacrificed in Israel according to the prophecy, then perhaps it could bring about peace.
	Jerusalem, day. a wonderful view of the city. A helicopter comes into view with the ginger cow dangling from it. It arrives at the Temple and hovers over it. A few second later, the sling holding the cow is released and the cow falls onto the roof of the temple, dying on impact. The crows looks at the helicopter leave and then cheers
	Anderson Cooper 360 news segment
Anderson Cooper	After all the years of holy wars and hatred, a possibility for peace... in the Middle East. In the past 48 hours, Jews, Muslims, and Christians have met in Israel to sort out their differences. It may be a rocky road, but many say the chance for peace is real. And all because of a red cow, discovered by a young boy here in the U.S. [the doorbell rings and Kyle goes to answer it]We'll be back with more on these amazing developments after this. [Kyle opens the door and sees that it's Cartman]
Cartman	Hey Kyle. Y-you got a minute?
Kyle	Yeah. [Cartman enters and Kyle closes the door]
Cartman	I've gotta tell you something, Kyle. The red-headed cow... isn't real. I made him up.
Kyle	No shit!
Cartman	I totally lied, Kyle. And when you asked me if I had lied, I looked you right in the eye and said "No." I owe you an apology and, I mean it.
Kyle	Well it-... it's okay. there's no denying it all worked out for the best this time a-.
Cartman	[shakes his head] No! No, Kyle, you said that it's never for the best. Remember that? And you're right. You're right, Kyle!
Kyle	Oh no. Nohoho no. Cartman, don't you do this! The Middle East is finally at peace!
Cartman	But it's not true. Kyle, I'm being serious. I really think I have to tell the truth! I I don't know how I can live with this. I don't think I can unless eh, unless I don't know mm-maybe you c-called your mom a fat skank? [no reply] Maybe if you'd said that to your mom and... told her that her tits belonged in a morgue, then, maybe somehow I could live with this lie.
Kyle	Dude, go to Hell!
Cartman	You're right. You're right, Kyle. I should just tell the truth and be done with it! [picks up the house phone and starts punching]
Kyle	Wwwait. [Cartman stops]
	The kitchen, moments later. Sheila is washing dishes when Kyle and Cartman enter
Kyle	Mom?
Sheila	Hi bubbe.
Kyle	Mom, there's sssomething I need to tttell you.
Sheila	What is it, Kyle?
Kyle	[looks down and to his right] You're a fat skank, Mom. [shuts his eyes. Sheila is shocked]
Cartman	[gasps loudly] Kyle! Oh my gosh, what did you just say??
Kyle	You're a fat skank, Mom, and your tits belong in a morgue. [turns and walks out. Cartman's jaw drops.]
Cartman	Ohh my God! [whips out his camera phone and feigns concern] Ms. Broflovski, are you okay? Does he always talk to you like that?
	South Park Elementary, next day. Cartman walks down the hallway, with Kyle trailing him, carrying his backpack and books
Cartman	[reaching his locker] Yeah, come on over here. I got some more stuff in my locker, Kyle. [opens his locker and puts a book on top of the stack. Stan, at his neighboring locker, notices]
Stan	How come you're carrying Cartman's stuff?
Kyle	I just... thought it'd be nice.
Cartman	[puts another book on the stack] Kyle is doing all kinds of things for me. He finished my homework, [puts a third book on the stack] gave me the soda from his lunch. [removes the second and third books he just placed on the stack] I think he's just really stoked on me for helping bring peace to the Middle East. [places the third book back on the stack] Right, Kyle? [puts the second book back in the locker]
Kyle	Yes sir.
Cartman	Oh, looks like most everyone's here. Um, wasn't there something you wanted to say, Kyle? Remember about the...?
Kyle	Yes. [sets Cartman's books and backpack on the floor, then walks to the middle of the hallway] I love Cartman's farts.
Cartman	You what??
Kyle	Yummy yummy yummy I want Cartman's farts in my tummy.
Craig	Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Kyle	Yummy yummy yummy can I please Cartman's farts in my tummy?
Cartman	[walks up to him] Okay okay Jesus, uh, lay down on your back, Kyle. [Kyle does so, and Cartman backs up onto Kyle's face] Let's see what I can muster up here.
Kyle	Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy.
Cartman	Let's see. Oh! Oh! [farts, then gets off Kyle]
Kyle	[stands up] Yummy yummy thank you Cartman. [turns around and walks away. Cartman smiles. Stan and Kenny can't believe it]
Stan	[enunciating] What the fuck?
	Mr. Mackey's office. Someone knocks on his door
Mr. Mackey	Come on in.
Kyle	[opens the door and walks in] Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you?
Mr. Mackey	Wuh sure, Kyle. What's the matter?
Kyle	If you knew something, but, you couldn't tell anyone, what... what would you do?
Mr. Mackey	Well, Kyle, living with a lie is never a good thing. Okay. Could... could you maybe just tell me?
Kyle	[rubs his tears away] Okay okay... I love having Cartman's farts in my tummy. I love it. [Cartman sneaks a peek around the open door] I love it sooo sooo much.
Mr. Mackey	Well... why do you like his farts in your tummy?
Kyle	Because they taste so yummy. [his voice quivers, Cartman giggles from behind the door]
Mr. Mackey	Well Kyle, that's kind of odd. Uh, not sure how to help you with that.
Cartman	[enters and clears his throat] Oh, Mr. Mackey, could I-Oh, uhhh. Hey, sorry, am I interrupting?
Kyle	Not if you... have some delicious farts for me.
Cartman	[small gasp] Kyle, are you sure?
Kyle	Please...
Cartman	Well alright. [farts into his left hand and cups it over Kyle's mouth, making sure the fart goes all the way in.]
Kyle	Yummy yummy.
Mr. Mackey	Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
	Jerusalem, evening. a huge crowd of people from all three Faiths of the Book cheers as a cleric, a rabbi, and a bishop sit at table onstage. Each has a symbol of his faith with him - the cleric has a cow bell, the rabbi has a candle, and the bishop has a chalice
Bishop	Today... begins the new Israel. [the cleric lifts up a cow bell and rings it, then sets it down] Today, we are all united as one. [the rabbi lights the candle] Chakam balada.
Crowd	Chakam balada! Chakam balada! [followed by lots of cheering]
Rabbi 3	Now, let us celebrate under one symbol! [the clergy go their separate ways and the table sinks into the stage. After several peals of the bell, the floot the table was on returns to the stage as the three religious symbols combine to form... the Van Halen logo. Van Halen's music comes on and the stage lights go on. Eddie Van Halen takes the stage, followed by the rest of Van Halen, with David Lee Roth on mic]
Rabbi	No way no waaay!
Muslim	Epiiic!
David Lee Roth	Hello Israel! [launches into "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"]
CNN Reporter	The party is officially underway. Jews, Christians and Muslims have united, ushering ten years of Van Halen. [archived live footage follows] Out in the crowd, people are celebrating like never before. [nineteen seconds of footage and song follow] No doubt Israel is the happiest, rockingest place to be.
	Kyle's room, day. He's sitting on his bed, tortured. His eyes are closed
Stan	Hey Kyle.
Kyle	Hey
Stan	Kyle, there's peace in the Middle East. They're saying maybe it's gonna lead to peace all over the world. Everyone's really happy. You should be too.
Kyle	I am happy, Stan. I'm thrilled.
Stan	...Dude, we've been friends a long time. Can you just tell me why you like Cartman's farts so much?
Kyle	[gets emotional] I just do, Stan.
Stan	You like... how they smell? How they taste?
Kyle	Yes.
Stan	They're really that good?
Kyle	Yes.
Stan	Should I try them?
Kyle	NO.
Ringtone	Yummy yummy. Yummy yummy. Yummy yummy. Yummy yummy.
Kyle	This is Cartman. I have to take it. [answers his phone] Hello?
Cartman	Hey, I was just about to order some dinner. What sounds better in your mouth tomorrow? Thai or Greek?
Kyle	[keeping quite calm] I don't care.
Cartman	I care, Kyle. You should have a say in this; they're your yummy farts. Should we go with Thai?
Kyle	That's fine. [hangs up]
Stan	...Kyle, maybe you should get some help.
Kyle	Please, just, just leave it alone, Stan. Everything is as it has to be.
	The landing outside. Kenny waits for Stan to come out. Stan does this and closes the door
Stan	I don't get it, Kenny.
Kenny	(Dude, maybe he's like mentally ill or something)
Stan	Well whatever it is, we have to figure it out. I think all those farts are starting to get to Kyle's head.
	That night, Kyle is tossing and turning in his bed
Kyle	No more. No more. Oh, come on, Cartman, no. No more. [begins to reject Cartman's farts in his dreams. A bright light appears and Kyle wakes up, then looks at the foot of his bed]
Spirit	Kyle Broflovski.
Kyle	Huh? Who...? Who is that?
Spirit	Why do you endure all the farts, Kyle?
Kyle	I... because the world is at peace. I must endure.
Spirit	What you are doing... is the most awesome thing ever.
Kyle	I... I know.
Spirit	Who else would take such torment?
Kyle	That's, that that's k-kind of what I was thinking.
Spirit	You should like, shave your head and get all peaceful about it. Your sacrifice saves the world.
Kyle	Yes.
	Bathroom, next day. Kyle shaves all his hair off
Kyle	I endure what I must for the sake of all humanity.
	Jerusalem, evening. During vespers, "Hot For Teacher" begins to play
CNN Reporter	[now in party mode - shirtless and with face paint on] What can this reporter say except that Israel freaking rocks! Things just keep getting better here, Tom. And in a few days, they'll be honoring the little boy who discovered the red cow, here on stage, and things are gonna go off!
	South Park Elementary, day. In the hallway, Kyle, now bald, is laying on the floor as Cartman sits on him again, trying to fart
Cartman	You're gonna... come with me... to Israel, Kyle? [three quick farts]
Kyle	Yes! Yes I will!
Cartman	Huh? You comin'? [three more quick ones]
Kyle	Yes, whatever you want. [a longer fart]
Cartman	Okay. I want the whole world to see how much you love my farts. Plane leaves tomorrow. [leaves, screen right. Kyle stands up]
Stan	Kyle, don't do this. Don't eat Cartman's farts in front of the whole world.
Butters	Just stop, please.
Kyle	[dressed in gray pants and white tunic, no footwear] It's okay. Everyone, it's okay. Perhaps one day, you will all understand. What I do, I do because I care about each and every one of you. [walks away, screen left]
Craig	Well now he just sounds like a self-righteous asshole.
	Kyle's room, day. He's sitting on his bed, meditating. His eyes are open
Stan	Hey Kyle.
Kyle	Hello, Stan.
Stan	Um, dude, we need to talk. This has to stop.
Kyle	There are greater things at work than what you understand.
Stan	If you wanna suck farts, Kyle, that's fine. Go ahead. But you can't suck farts and be a dick about it.
Kyle	I'm actually the complete opposite.
Stan	All of a sudden you seem to think you're above everyone else!
Kyle	I'm not better, I'm just... doing what needs to be done to make the world a better place.
Stan	See? You sound like a dick.
Kyle	[thinks a bit] I happen to be the one person who's putting everyone else's needs before their own!
Stan	Dick! That's a dick talking! You've had too much of Cartman's farts and you got sulphur poisoning, and now you're a dick.
Kyle	All you need to know is I'm way awesomer than you think, okay?!
	The landing outside. Kenny waits for Stan to come out. Stan does this and closes the door
Stan	I don't think Kyle really loves Cartman's farts. There's something else going on.
Kenny	(Huh? Like what?)
Stan	This all started with the stupid peace in the Middle East, Kenny. For some reason it's making Kyle crazy. We've gotta get to the bottom of this!
	Jerusalem, eve, two days later. Van Halen finishes a song, and Rabbi 1 is at the podium
Rabbi 1	And now, let us honor the little boy who helped make all this happen, Eric Cartman, and his best friend, Fartboy. [Cartman and Kyle come out onstage to great applause. The rabbi gives Cartman the mic]
Cartman	Thank you everyone. It's my honor to have been a part of this... miracle. Isn't that right, Fartboy?
Kyle	Could I please one of your piping-hot farts in my mouth?
Cartman	Are you sure, Fartboy? I've had a lot of strange food on this trip.
Kyle	Yummy yummy I want your farts in my tummy.
Rabbi 1	Uh excuse me, I'm sorry everyone, but apparently there's some breaking news in the United States.
	A satellite feed appears, with a reporter, Stan, and Kenny.
Reporter	We are in Colorado where the red cow was discovered, and apparently, two boys have shocking news that might change everything.
Stan	Yes, there's something that you all need to know. The truth about the red cow. We have all been [Stan's phone rings] So- sorry, hang on. [pulls the phone out of his jacket pocket and answers it.] Hello?
Kyle	Dude! Do not do this!
Stan	No, dude, you don't understand. Cartman hasn't been telling the truth!
Kyle	Yes, I know that! Why do you think I've been putting up with his farts?!
Stan	Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Muslim 2	"Oh" what? [an Israeli throws up his hands in a shrug]
Kyle	I know Cartman made it all up, okay?! I also know that nothing is more important for humanity than peace in the Middle East! I'm okay with this, Stan!
Stan	Well, I'm not okay with it, 'cause it's turned you into a dick, Kyle!
Kyle	I'm not a dick, I'm like Gandhi!
Stan	You know, I don't think when Gandhi starved himself he was all "Dude, look how fuckin' awesome I am for starving. Check me out!"
Kyle	Okay, okay. Stan, you're right. Maybe I let being a martyr go to my head. Just please, let me stay on this path, and, I'll try to be cool about it. Okay? I'm sorry.
Stan	You should apologize to Kenny too.
Kyle	I'm sorry, Kenny!
Kenny	(That's okay, Kyle.)
Rabbi 1	No, what is the new information?!
Stan	The red cow... I saw it too. Ih it came down from the sky in a flash of light. It was a miracle.
Kyle	Hurray!
Rabbi 1	Oh no, it was a miracle?
Israeli 2	Then, it's not true. The prophecy is not true! [rounds of disappointment as everyone starts leaving]
David Lee Roth	Wait, I thought we were all here because of the prophecy of a miraculous red cow!
Rabbi 5	No, the prophecy is that one day, a fat child with a small penis would decorate a cow to look ginger, not that one would miraculously just fall from the sky. [Kyle is stunned that Cartman fulfilled that prophecy]
Muslim 2	I knew this was all too good to be true!
Bishop	We are associating with these heathens for no reason!
Cartman	Small penis?!
	News break
Anchor	The party's over. Muslims, Jews, and Christians are back at each other's throats, and Israel is once again a place of conflict, and turmoil
	A synagogue, day. Kyle is pleading his case with the rabbis
Kyle	Please, you have to listen to me! The prophecy actually did come true!
Rabbi 3	No it di'n't.
Kyle	Yes! It did!
Rabbi 1	The prophecy was that a fat boy with a small penis would one day decorate a cow to look ginger. We should have known a prophecy like this... was too impossible to ever come to be.
Kyle	But that is what happened! It is! Tell them, Cartman!
Cartman	No, Kyle, you were right. I see now that little lies can cause huge problems.
Kyle	But it's the truth!
Cartman	No, it's not, Kyle. I have a huge dick.
Rabbi 1	Sorry boys, but we've gotta get to our fight. There's a rumble at the Wailing Wall. [brings out a switchblade. Rabbi 2 has a shot gun, while rabbi 3 carries a bat]. They leave, and Kyle turns around
Kyle	Ssso it was all for nothing. The whole time I was... eating farts for nothing.
Cartman	Cheer up, Kyle. I'm sure this isn't the first time someone who thought they were suffering for humanity was actually just sucking farts. Hey. How about we get a little dessert, help cheer you up? [puts his hand on his ass and farts on it, then puts whipped cream on it, with a cherry on top, and smothers it on Kyle's face. He then walks away. A few seconds later, the cherry falls off]
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