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|亲属关系3 = 养父
 
|亲属关系3 = 养父
 
|死亡集数 = [[红橇坠落]](在[[复活节惊魂]]中复活)
 
|死亡集数 = [[红橇坠落]](在[[复活节惊魂]]中复活)
|台湾配音 = [[李香生]]}}'''耶稣基督'''(希伯来语:ישו כריס,古希腊语:Ἰησοῦς,阿拉伯语:عيسى‎)是[[上帝]]之子。他出场多次,大多数是在主持他的访谈节目——《耶稣与伙伴》。他同时也是超级英雄组织[[超级好朋友(组)|超级好朋友]]的一员。
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|台湾配音 = [[李香生]]}}'''耶稣基督'''(希伯来语:ישו כריס,古希腊语:Ἰησοῦς,阿拉伯语:عيسى‎)是[[上帝]]之子。他出场多次,大多数是在主持他的访谈节目——《耶稣与伙伴》。他同时也是超级英雄组织[[超级好朋友(组)|超级好朋友]]的一员。
   
 
==背景==
 
==背景==
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==家庭==
 
==家庭==
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耶稣是上帝的儿子。上帝与耶稣相距甚远,因为上帝想借此教导他。在“[[千年等一回]]”中,耶稣要求上帝在千禧年出现在人类面前,但上帝拒绝了。后来,耶稣意识到,这是因为上帝想告诉他不应让骄傲妨碍他良好的判断,如果上帝为每个人都做了一切事,上帝就没有存在的意义了。
Jesus is the son of [[God]]. God is shown to be quite distant to Jesus, because he usually has some plan to teach him. In "[[Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]]", Jesus asks God to appear before the people of Earth for the new millennium, but God refuses. However, Jesus later realizes that this was because God wanted to teach him that he should never let pride get in the way of his good judgment, and that if God did everything for everyone, there would be no point in existence.
 
 
==关系==
 
==关系==
 
===[[圣诞老人]]===
 
===[[圣诞老人]]===
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In "[[Red Sleigh Down]]", Jesus joined the boys on the rescue mission to Iraq to save [[Santa Claus]]. Kyle killed Jesus in "[[Fantastic Easter Special]]", but only at the latter's behest, in order to escape from their imprisonment. Kyle was extremely reluctant, and after Jesus' violent death, he looked pretty traumatized.
 
In "[[Red Sleigh Down]]", Jesus joined the boys on the rescue mission to Iraq to save [[Santa Claus]]. Kyle killed Jesus in "[[Fantastic Easter Special]]", but only at the latter's behest, in order to escape from their imprisonment. Kyle was extremely reluctant, and after Jesus' violent death, he looked pretty traumatized.
   
===[[超级好朋友(组)|超级好朋友]]===
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===[[超级好朋友(组)|超级好朋友]]===
   
 
Jesus is depicted as the leader of the "Super Best Friends" with several other religious figures, including [[Muhammad]], [[Buddha]], [[Krishna]], [[Joseph Smith]], [[Lao Tse]], and [[Moses]] and's also [[Seaman]] who isn't a religious figure of any sort, but is an ineffectual superhero that is the butt of jokes from the other heroes. The group prevents the [[David Blaine|Blaintologists]] from committing ritual suicide in "[[Super Best Friends]]", and also work together in "[[200]]" and "[[201]]" to stop [[Barbra Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]].
 
Jesus is depicted as the leader of the "Super Best Friends" with several other religious figures, including [[Muhammad]], [[Buddha]], [[Krishna]], [[Joseph Smith]], [[Lao Tse]], and [[Moses]] and's also [[Seaman]] who isn't a religious figure of any sort, but is an ineffectual superhero that is the butt of jokes from the other heroes. The group prevents the [[David Blaine|Blaintologists]] from committing ritual suicide in "[[Super Best Friends]]", and also work together in "[[200]]" and "[[201]]" to stop [[Barbra Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]].

2019年6月8日 (星期六) 15:09的版本

耶稣基督(希伯来语:ישו כריס,古希腊语:Ἰησοῦς,阿拉伯语:عيسى‎)是上帝之子。他出场多次,大多数是在主持他的访谈节目——《耶稣与伙伴》。他同时也是超级英雄组织超级好朋友的一员。

背景

在“撒旦之子达米安”中,耶稣要与撒旦打一场拳击赛。镇民们都认为耶稣必败无疑,都把钱押宝在撒旦身上,而只有一个人押了耶稣。然而结果却让人大吃一惊:撒旦故意诈败给耶稣,因为他就是唯一押中耶稣的人,这样他就能赢走所有的钱去买房地产了。

在“墨西哥杀人蛙”中,耶稣开始主持起一档名叫《耶稣与伙伴》的访谈节目。不幸的是,他的节目屡屡被金博·克恩内德·格布兰斯基的节目《猎·杀》打败。为了竞争收视率,耶稣的制片人让他采用时髦的主持方式并编造谣言。到最后,耶稣再也无法忍受并把制片人送入了地狱。

在“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”中,耶稣出现了两次。一次以圣婴的形态出现在卡特曼演唱的“神圣的夜晚”中;另一次是与圣诞老人一起演唱圣诞歌曲。

他在“千年等一回”中再次作为主要角色登场。耶稣很担心在新千年中他会被再次钉死,所以想抓住机会做一些很酷的事情。他想让上帝下凡好让大家都知道,然而上帝拒绝了他的请求。

耶稣只好组织了一场罗德·斯图尔特的复出音乐会。然而罗德唱得实在太差劲了,人们便想要钉死耶稣。耶稣意识到上帝不能解决每个人的问题,他不应该请求上帝帮助他。当他吸取教训后,上帝终于降临在聚集的群众面前。上帝告诉斯坦他是个男孩,而男孩没有月经。

耶稣后来在“超级好朋友”中再次出场。耶稣收到斯坦的请求,在众人面前展示神迹,但需要大家背过去再转回来。最后,他与其他宗教领袖们一起打败了邪恶的魔术师——大卫·布莱恩

在“红橇坠落”中,他前往伊拉克营救圣诞老人,结果被一名伊拉克士兵开枪打死。后来在“复活节惊魂”中,他再次复活,阻止了比尔·多诺修篡位成为教皇。

在“卡通战争·下”中,他出现在了基地组织制作的讽刺动画里:他、小布什和其他美国人在美国国旗上互相排泄。基地组织这么做是为了报复《恶搞之家》出现了伊斯兰教先知穆罕默德的图像。

耶稣在“幻想大陆”系列中是九人委员会的一员,他们讨论了如何对抗邪恶的虚构角色。耶稣作为主帅之一上了战场,并手持长剑与异形厮打起来。巴特斯后来通过想象赋予了他一把M-60机枪,成功扭转了战局。

在“第201集”中,他与其他超级好朋友成员一同出现在总部,他被吸粉的佛祖指责总在看黄片。之后,他们一同前去南方公园对抗芭芭拉·史翠珊,他让克利须那变成尼尔·戴蒙德吸引史翠珊的注意力。

在“信念危机”中,耶稣被发现当年被钉死时服用了HGH激素。他潜入了那个让他声名扫地的科学家的房子,却意外与斯坦相遇。他们都决定把人们的注意力转移到白俄罗斯农民身上,所以他们去手环制作厂购买相应的手环。不幸的是,那些农民都被白俄罗斯政府杀了,而手环工厂老板也被证明是个骗子。最后,耶稣服用了大量的HGH,变成了一个肌肉怪物,摧毁了工厂并杀死了老板。后来他呼吁大家都把自己的信念理想印在衣服上。

能力

在“超级好朋友”中,耶稣最初似乎没有任何特殊的超能力,只是用简单的技巧欺骗人们,比如让每个人转身,然后在他们转身的时候迅速用一壶酒代替一壶水。然而在同一集中,他用他的“木工大师技能”制作了一个巨大的约翰·威尔克斯·布思雕像模型,展示出了超人的工作速度。

他的另一种超能力是复活。在“复活节惊魂”中,他被杀害后能够随意复活,与肯尼类似,但他能够选择复活的地点。在“红橇坠落”中,他为圣诞老人修复了骨折,说明他还具有医疗能力。

外观

耶稣有棕色长发和山羊胡子。他通常穿著一件白色长袍,头顶上有一个光环。在“超级好朋友”之后,他被进行了轻微的重新设计,其中包括棕色腰带、红色肩带和更新的长袍。在重新设计之前,耶稣的眼珠比其他大多数角色略微分开。

家庭

耶稣是上帝的儿子。上帝与耶稣相距甚远,因为上帝想借此教导他。在“千年等一回”中,耶稣要求上帝在千禧年出现在人类面前,但上帝拒绝了。后来,耶稣意识到,这是因为上帝想告诉他不应让骄傲妨碍他良好的判断,如果上帝为每个人都做了一切事,上帝就没有存在的意义了。

关系

圣诞老人

Jesus has a special relationship with Santa Claus, since they are both considered icons of Christmas time. Their relationship is often characterized by friction, but they usually reconcile in the end.

In The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa, the pair fought in order to decide what Christmas was really about. However, they reconciled by the end of the short after Brian Boitano imparts his wisdom upon them.

They also sing a duet in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". However, partway through the performance, Santa gets upset because, "There's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones!" However, they again reconcile by the end of their performance, and join each other in singing "White Christmas".

In "Red Sleigh Down", Jesus helps the boys on a high-risk mission to rescue Santa Claus from the Iraqis, who shot him down over their airspace and are torturing him. However, the rescue mission goes awry, and Jesus dies during the mission, sacrificing himself to save Santa. At the end of the episode, Santa dedicates Christmas to the memory of Jesus.

四人组

The boys, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman, have met and cooperated with Jesus on numerous occasions. In The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa, they help him find the mall and later tell both Jesus and Santa that the point of Christmas is to get along rather than fight.

In "Red Sleigh Down", Jesus joined the boys on the rescue mission to Iraq to save Santa Claus. Kyle killed Jesus in "Fantastic Easter Special", but only at the latter's behest, in order to escape from their imprisonment. Kyle was extremely reluctant, and after Jesus' violent death, he looked pretty traumatized.

超级好朋友

Jesus is depicted as the leader of the "Super Best Friends" with several other religious figures, including Muhammad, Buddha, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tse, and Moses and's also Seaman who isn't a religious figure of any sort, but is an ineffectual superhero that is the butt of jokes from the other heroes. The group prevents the Blaintologists from committing ritual suicide in "Super Best Friends", and also work together in "200" and "201" to stop Mecha-Streisand.

出场

电子游戏

南方公园:真理之杖

Jesus appears in the Stick of Truth as a summonable character in battles. In order to use Him, Priest Maxi sends you to find Jesus in the church, where he's hiding, and he tells you that finding him the next time won't be so easy. The second time you find Jesus, he's hiding behind the podium and you have to turn off the lights and focus the spotlights on the podium, revealing his shadow. You then unlock him as a summon and get him and Priest Maxi as friends

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