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(南方公园:真理之杖)
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|生日 = 公元元年12月25日或公元前4年
 
|生日 = 公元元年12月25日或公元前4年
 
|死亡日期 = 公元30-33年(后复活)
 
|死亡日期 = 公元30-33年(后复活)
|职业 = 基督教创始人、基督教的神<br>《耶稣与信徒》主持人<br>[[超级好朋友(组合)|超级好朋友]]的成员
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|职业 = 基督教创始人、基督教的神<br>《耶稣与伙伴》主持人<br>[[超级好朋友(组合)|超级好朋友]]的成员
 
|信仰 = 基督教
 
|信仰 = 基督教
 
|配音 = [[马特·斯通]]
 
|配音 = [[马特·斯通]]
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|亲属关系3 = 养父
 
|亲属关系3 = 养父
 
|死亡集数 = [[红橇坠落]](在[[复活节惊魂]]中复活)
 
|死亡集数 = [[红橇坠落]](在[[复活节惊魂]]中复活)
|台湾配音 = [[李香生]]}}'''耶稣基督'''(希伯来:ישו כריס)is [[God]]'s son. He has appeared in many episodes. Among his various appearances on the show, Jesus has been seen hosting his own public access television call-in show, ''[[Jesus and Pals]]''. He is a member of the superhero group [[Super Best Friends (Group)|Super Best Friends]].
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|台湾配音 = [[李香生]]}}'''耶稣基督'''(希伯来:ישו כריס,古希腊语:Ἰησοῦς,阿拉伯语:عيسى‎)是[[上帝]]之子,是基督教里的核心人物,也是开创者。他出生于伯利恒的一个木匠家庭,三十岁开始传道,后被罗马人判处死刑,被钉死在十字架上,于三日后复活。
   
==Background==
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在《南方公园》中,耶稣扮演着重要的角色。他出场多次,大多数是在主持他的访谈节目——《耶稣与伙伴》。他同时也是超级英雄组织[[超级好朋友(组合)|超级好朋友]]的一员。
In "[[Damien]]," Jesus has to fight a boxing match against [[Satan]], the Prince of Darkness, after his son goes to [[South Park Elementary]]. When Jesus fights Satan, every resident of [[South Park (Location)|South Park]] believed he was sure to lose and so, they bet on Satan, resulting in only one person betting on Jesus. That person turned out to be Satan, who throws the match in order to fulfill his plan to steal the townspeople's money to buy real estate.
 
   
In "[[The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]", Jesus appears once again as the host of his call-in show ''[[Jesus and Pals]]''. Unfortunately, His show is being outdone in terms of ratings by [[Jimbo Kern]] and [[Ned Gerblansky]]'s show ''[[Huntin' and Killin']]''. In order to compete, Jesus' producer forces him to adopt a less professional style of presentation, fabricating lies in order to increase ratings. By the end of the episode, Jesus has had enough and sends his producer to Hell.
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==背景==
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在“[[撒旦之子达米安]]”中,耶稣要与[[撒旦]]打一场拳击赛。镇民们都认为耶稣必败无疑,都把钱押宝在撒旦身上,而只有一个人押了耶稣。然而结果却让人大吃一惊:撒旦故意诈败给耶稣,因为他就是唯一押中耶稣的人,这样他就能赢走所有的钱去买房地产了。
   
In "[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]", Jesus appeared twice, once as a baby during [[Eric Cartman]]'s performance of "[[O Holy Night]]", and again during his own duet with Santa, in which he performed a medley of different Christmas songs.
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在“[[墨西哥杀人蛙]]”中,耶稣开始主持起一档名叫《耶稣与伙伴》的访谈节目。不幸的是,他的节目屡屡被[[金博·克恩]][[内德·格布兰斯基]]的节目《猎·杀》打败。为了竞争收视率,耶稣的制片人让他采用时髦的主持方式并编造谣言。到最后,耶稣再也无法忍受并把制片人送入了地狱。
   
He was also featured in season three for ''South Park's'' millennial new years' episode, "[[Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]]". In the episode, he is worried that for the new millennium, he may get crucified again, so he seizes the new millennium as an opportunity to do something cool. Jesus asks his Father to come down to Earth to impress everyone, but God refuses.
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在“[[汉基先生的圣诞特辑]]”中,耶稣出现了两次。一次以圣婴的形态出现在[[卡特曼]]演唱的“神圣的夜晚”中;另一次是与[[圣诞老人]]一起演唱圣诞歌曲。
   
Instead, Jesus organizes a [[Rod Stewart]] comeback concert. When Rod Stewart can't perform, the crowd goes to crucify Jesus. Jesus sulks with [[Stan Marsh]], who hasn't got his period yet. Jesus then realizes that God can't solve everybody's problem and that he shouldn't have asked God to help Him, which cheers up Jesus. With his lesson learned, the Almighty finally does appear to the masses gathered, and tells Stan that he's a boy, and boys don't get periods.
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他在“[[千年等一回]]”中再次作为主要角色登场。耶稣很担心在新千年中他会被再次钉死,所以想抓住机会做一些很酷的事情。他想让上帝下凡好让大家都知道,然而上帝拒绝了他的请求。
   
Jesus later appears in the fifth season episode entitled "[[Super Best Friends]]", wherein Jesus and other traditional religious prophets, teachers, heroes and demigods combine forces to fight the evil magician, and head of the cult Blaintology, [[David Blaine]]. Jesus' power was master carpentry skills, and he performed his biblical miracles by asking the crowd to turn around while Jesus gets what he needs then he asks the crowd to turn back around, to see his "miracle".
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耶稣只好组织了一场[[罗德·斯图尔特]]的复出音乐会。然而罗德唱得实在太差劲了,人们便想要钉死耶稣。耶稣意识到上帝不能解决每个人的问题,他不应该请求上帝帮助他。当他吸取教训后,上帝终于降临在聚集的群众面前。上帝告诉[[斯坦]]他是个男孩,而男孩没有月经。
   
In the season six finale, "[[Red Sleigh Down]]", he was killed by an Iraqi insurgent by a gunshot through the back while on a high-risk mission to rescue [[Santa Claus]]. He was not seen as an actual character since, until "[[Fantastic Easter Special]]", where he has to stop [[Bill Donohue]] from becoming Pope.
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耶稣后来在“[[超级好朋友]]”中再次出场。耶稣收到斯坦的请求,在众人面前展示神迹,但需要大家背过去再转回来。最后,他与其他宗教领袖们一起打败了邪恶的魔术师——[[大卫·布莱恩]]
   
In "[[Cartoon Wars Part II]]", he was featured as a mock-cartoon character in an "Al-Qaeda" production featuring Americans defecating all over each other. The cartoon was an inflammatory retaliation against ''[[Family Guy]]'' showing an image of Muhammad.
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在“[[红橇坠落]]”中,他前往[[伊拉克]]营救圣诞老人,结果被一名伊拉克士兵开枪打死。后来在“[[复活节惊魂]]”中,他再次复活,阻止了[[比尔·多诺修]]篡位成为教皇。
   
He was also in "[[Imaginationland]]", as a member of the [[Council of Nine]], where he and the council discussed the evil imaginary creatures attacking the good side of [[Imaginationland (Location)|Imaginationland]]. Jesus is then seen fighting in the battle, where he is battling against an alien from the movie ''Alien'', until Butters imagines an M-60 for Jesus, which Jesus promptly uses to help win the battle.
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在“[[卡通战争·下]]”中,他出现在了基地组织制作的讽刺动画里:他、[[小布什]]和其他美国人在美国国旗上互相排泄。基地组织这么做是为了报复《[[恶搞之家]]》出现了伊斯兰教先知[[穆罕默德]]的图像。
   
In "[[200]]" and "[[201]]", he appears along with the other Super Best Friends. In "[[201]]", he is watching porn while [[Buddha]] snorts some cocaine. However, they later get on their power cycles and move out to stop [[Mecha-Streisand]], which they succeed in by having [[Krishna]] transform into Neil Diamond to sing a duet with her.
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耶稣在“[[幻想大陆·上|幻想大陆]]”系列中是[[九人委员会]]的一员,他们讨论了如何对抗邪恶的虚构角色。耶稣作为主帅之一上了战场,并手持长剑与[[异形]]厮打起来。[[巴特斯]]后来通过想象赋予了他一把M-60机枪,成功扭转了战局。
   
==Appearance==
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在“[[第201集]]”中,他与其他超级好朋友成员一同出现在总部,他被吸粉的[[佛祖]]指责总在看黄片。之后,他们一同前去南方公园对抗[[芭芭拉·史翠珊]],他让[[克利须那]]变成[[尼尔·戴蒙德]]吸引史翠珊的注意力。
耶稣有棕色长发和山羊胡子。他通常穿著一件白色长袍,头顶上有一个光环。在“[[超级好朋友]]”之后,他被进行了轻微的重新设计,其中包括棕色腰带、红色肩带和更新的长袍。在重新设计之前,耶稣的眼珠比其他大多数角色略微分开。
 
   
==Powers and Abilities==
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在“[[信念危机]]”中,耶稣被发现当年被钉死时服用了HGH激素。他潜入了那个让他声名扫地的科学家的房子,却意外与斯坦相遇。他们都决定把人们的注意力转移到[[白俄罗斯农民]]身上,所以他们去手环制作厂购买相应的手环。不幸的是,那些农民都被[[白俄罗斯]]政府杀了,而[[手环工厂老板]]也被证明是个骗子。最后,耶稣服用了大量的HGH,变成了一个肌肉怪物,摧毁了工厂并杀死了老板。后来他呼吁大家都把自己的信念理想印在衣服上。
In "[[Super Best Friends]]", Jesus initially didn't appear to have any special powers, simply tricking people with simple tricks, such as telling everyone to turn around, and then quickly replacing a jug of water with a jug of wine while their backs are turned. However, subsequently in the same episode, he used his "master carpentry skills" to create a giant mold for the [[John Wilkes Booth]] statue, exhibiting superhuman work speeds. In ''[[The Spirit of Christmas#Jesus vs. Santa|The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa]]'', Jesus was also able to fire energy blasts from his hands.
 
   
His other power is that of resurrection; in "[[Fantastic Easter Special]]", he is killed multiple times and resurrects himself at will. This power is similar to Kenny's, but he is able to resurrect himself to any location he desires. Also in "[[Red Sleigh Down]]", Jesus was able to heal Santa's broken legs, suggesting he has the ability to fix broken bones.
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在“[[圣诞嗨雪]]”中,正在为圣诞节特售发愁的[[兰迪]]向耶稣祈祷。在圣诞老人因品尝节草可卡因而变节后,他突然出现,斥责了兰迪和圣诞老人。但当他也尝试了一番后,他也承认节草可卡因确实非常纯净。为了恢复大家的圣诞精神,他将可卡因如下雪般洒向整个小镇。
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=== 能力 ===
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在“[[超级好朋友]]”中,耶稣最初似乎没有任何特殊的超能力,只是用简单的技巧欺骗人们,比如让每个人转身,然后在他们转身的时候迅速用一壶酒代替一壶水。然而在同一集中,他用他的“木工大师技能”制作了一个巨大的[[约翰·威尔克斯·布思]]雕像模型,展示出了超人的工作速度。
   
==Family==
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他的另一种超能力是复活。在“[[复活节惊魂]]”中,他被杀害后能够随意复活,与[[肯尼]]类似,但他能够选择复活的地点。在“[[红橇坠落]]”中,他为圣诞老人修复了骨折,说明他还具有医疗能力。
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==外观==
Jesus is the son of [[God]]. God is shown to be quite distant to Jesus, because he usually has some plan to teach him. In "[[Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]]", Jesus asks God to appear before the people of Earth for the new millennium, but God refuses. However, Jesus later realizes that this was because God wanted to teach him that he should never let pride get in the way of his good judgment, and that if God did everything for everyone, there would be no point in existence.
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耶稣有棕色长发和山羊胡子。他通常穿著一件白色长袍,头顶上有一个光环。在“[[超级好朋友]]”之后,他被进行了轻微的重新设计,其中包括棕色腰带、红色肩带和更新的长袍。在重新设计之前,耶稣的眼珠比其他大多数角色略微分开。
 
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==Relationships==
 
===[[Santa Claus]]===
 
 
Jesus has a special relationship with [[Santa Claus]], since they are both considered icons of Christmas time. Their relationship is often characterized by friction, but they usually reconcile in the end.
 
 
In ''[[The Spirit of Christmas#Jesus vs. Santa|The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa]]'', the pair fought in order to decide what Christmas was really about. However, they reconciled by the end of the short after [[Brian Boitano]] imparts his wisdom upon them.
 
 
They also sing a duet in "[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]". However, partway through the performance, Santa gets upset because, "There's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones!" However, they again reconcile by the end of their performance, and join each other in singing "White Christmas".
 
 
In "[[Red Sleigh Down]]", Jesus helps the boys on a high-risk mission to rescue Santa Claus from the Iraqis, who shot him down over their airspace and are torturing him. However, the rescue mission goes awry, and Jesus dies during the mission, sacrificing himself to save Santa. At the end of the episode, Santa dedicates Christmas to the memory of Jesus.
 
 
===[[The Boys]]===
 
 
The boys, [[Stan Marsh]], [[Kyle Broflovski]], [[Kenny McCormick]] and [[Eric Cartman]], have met and cooperated with Jesus on numerous occasions. In ''[[The Spirit of Christmas#Jesus vs. Santa|The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa]]'', they help him find the mall and later tell both Jesus and Santa that the point of Christmas is to get along rather than fight.
 
   
In "[[Red Sleigh Down]]", Jesus joined the boys on the rescue mission to Iraq to save [[Santa Claus]]. Kyle killed Jesus in "[[Fantastic Easter Special]]", but only at the latter's behest, in order to escape from their imprisonment. Kyle was extremely reluctant, and after Jesus' violent death, he looked pretty traumatized.
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==家庭==
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耶稣是上帝的儿子。上帝与耶稣相距甚远,因为上帝想借此教导他。在“[[千年等一回]]”中,耶稣要求上帝在千禧年出现在人类面前,但上帝拒绝了。后来,耶稣意识到,这是因为上帝想告诉他不应让骄傲妨碍他良好的判断,如果上帝为每个人都做了一切事,上帝就没有存在的意义了。
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==关系==
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===[[圣诞老人]]===
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耶稣与圣诞老人有着十分特殊的关系,他们都是圣诞节的象征。他们有时会发生争吵,但往往又会重归于好。
   
===[[Super Best Friends (Group)|Super Best Friends]]===
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在“[[圣诞精神]]”中,他们为了圣诞节的真正内涵而大打出手。然而经过布莱恩·博伊塔诺的教导后,他们在短时间内和解了。
   
Jesus is depicted as the leader of the "Super Best Friends" with several other religious figures, including [[Muhammad]], [[Buddha]], [[Krishna]], [[Joseph Smith]], [[Lao Tse]], and [[Moses]] and's also [[Seaman]] who isn't a religious figure of any sort, but is an ineffectual superhero that is the butt of jokes from the other heroes. The group prevents the [[David Blaine|Blaintologists]] from committing ritual suicide in "[[Super Best Friends]]", and also work together in "[[200]]" and "[[201]]" to stop [[Barbra Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]].
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在“[[汉基先生的圣诞特辑]]”中,他们一起唱歌。但在中途,圣诞老人变得很沮丧,因为他发现赞颂耶稣的圣诞歌曲有300首,而自己只有4首。然而,他们还是完成了“[[圣诞组曲]]”的演唱。
   
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在“[[红橇坠落]]”中,耶稣帮助正在执行高风险任务的男孩们将圣诞老人从[[伊拉克人]]手中解救出来,后者被伊拉克人从领空上击落并遭到折磨。然而,营救任务出了岔子,耶稣在任务中为了拯救圣诞老人而牺牲了自己。在这一集的结尾,圣诞老人宣布将圣诞节作为对耶稣的纪念。
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===[[四人组]]===
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斯坦、凯尔、卡特曼和肯尼,与耶稣保持着良好的关系。在“[[圣诞精神]]”中,他们帮助耶稣找到了购物中心,最后告诉他和圣诞老人,圣诞节的意义在于和平相处而不是斗争。
   
==Prominence==
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在“[[红橇坠落]]”中,他们和耶稣一同前往伊拉克营救圣诞老人。为了拯救大家,凯尔在“[[复活节惊魂]]”中被耶稣要求杀死他。凯尔表现得非常不情愿,因为在耶稣死后他显得很难过。
* ''[[The Spirit of Christmas]]'' - Fights Santa and Frosty.
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===[[超级好朋友(组合)|超级好朋友]]===
* "[[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]" - At Stan's football game, responds to Jimbo.
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耶稣是超级英雄团体超级好朋友的领导人,与其他宗教领袖,包括[[穆罕默德]]、[[佛祖]]、[[老子]]、[[克利须那]]、[[约瑟夫·史密斯]]、[[摩西]]和[[海侠]],一起并肩战斗。在“[[超级好朋友]]”和“[[第201集]]”中,他们分别击败了[[大卫·布莱恩]]和[[芭芭拉·史翠珊]]。
* "[[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]" - Mutant Stan breaks through his set.
 
* "[[Death]]" - Stan calls him to ask about assisted suicide.
 
* "[[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]" - Jesus is alone at his birthday party.
 
* "[[Damien]]" - He competes in a boxing match with Satan, which he wins.
 
* "[[Mecha-Streisand]]" - Jesus proclaims Robert Smith his savior.
 
* "[[Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut]]" - Along with Father Maxi, he had an affair with Liane Cartman. But he wasn't seen as one of Eric's potential fathers.
 
* "[[Chickenlover]]" - He was driving the car with Stan, Kyle and Officer Barbrady.
 
* "[[The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]" - Jesus has to revamp his show, ''[[Jesus and Pals]]'', to compete with rival show ''[[Huntin' and Killin']]''.
 
* "[[Spontaneous Combustion]]" - Jesus talks about global warming on his show.
 
* ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'' - Appears for a moment as one of the American troops marching outside Kyle's house, wearing an army uniform but without a helmet to make room for his halo. He also seen in the military base and finally seen at the back of the crowd singing at the end of the film.
 
* "[[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]" - Sings a duet with [[Santa Claus|Santa]].
 
* "[[Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]]" - Provides entertainment for the new millennium.
 
* "[[Probably]]" - Tells the boys to go to school instead of church.
 
* "[[Fat Camp]]" - Kenny is a guest on his last ''Jesus and Pals'' show.
 
* "[[A Very Crappy Christmas]]" - Star of the boy's Christmas card.
 
* "[[Super Best Friends]]" - Leader of the Super Best Friends.
 
* "[[Red Sleigh Down]]" - Goes to Iraq with the boys, and dies on a mission to rescue [[Santa Claus]].
 
* "[[The Passion of the Jew]]" - Kyle goes to see the movie, ''The Passion of the Christ'', where Jews are depicted as nasty people torturing Jesus, making Kyle feel guilty for being Jewish.
 
* "[[Fantastic Easter Special]]" - Stopped Bill Donohue from becoming the Pope.
 
* "[[Imaginationland, Episode II]]" - One of the Council of Nine.
 
* "[[Imaginationland, Episode III]]" - One of the Council of Nine.
 
* "[[200]]" - The leader of the Super Best Friends.
 
* "[[201]]" - Appears again as the leader of the Super Best Friends.
 
* "[[Butterballs]]" - Appears in the producer's bathroom and bullies him by threatening him with [[Hell]].
 
* "[[A Scause For Applause]]" - Center of a scandal, stating that his miracles were influenced by [[Human Growth Hormone (HGH)|performance enhancing drugs]].
 
   
===Video Games===
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==出场==
====''[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]''====
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* ''[[圣诞精神]]'' - 先后与雪人和圣诞老人发生打斗。
Jesus appears in the Stick of Truth as a summonable character in battles. In order to use Him, Priest Maxi sends you to find Jesus in the church, where he's hiding, and he tells you that finding him the next time won't be so easy. The second time you find Jesus, he's hiding behind the podium and you have to turn off the lights and focus the spotlights on the podium, revealing his shadow. You then unlock him as a summon and get him and Priest Maxi as friends[[en:Jesus Christ]]
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* [[诺亚基舟]]” - 出现在学校的橄榄球赛的观众席里。
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* “[[象猪交配]]” - 被克隆斯坦击垮。
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* “[[寻死]]” - 斯坦向他询问“协助自杀”的事。
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* “[[圣诞便便汉基先生]]” - 孤独地给自己庆生。
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* “[[撒旦之子达米安]]” - 与撒旦打拳击赛,意外地赢了。
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* “[[机甲史翠珊]]” - 欢呼着称[[罗伯特·史密斯]]是救世主。
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* “[[卡特曼的荡妇妈]]” - 和马克西神父一起喝酒,被揭示曾与[[丽安·卡特曼]]有过性关系。
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* “[[恋鸡狂]]” - 驾车载着斯坦、凯尔和[[巴布雷迪警官]]。
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* “[[墨西哥杀人蛙]]” - 主持节目《耶稣与伙伴》,与《猎·杀》竞争收视率。
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* “[[人体自燃]]” - 在节目中谈到了全球变暖。
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* ''[[南方公园加长未删减版]]'' - 应召入伍,参加美加战争。
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* “[[汉基先生的圣诞特辑]]” - 与圣诞老人合唱。
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* “[[千年等一回]]” - 希望上帝下凡来庆祝千禧年。
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* “[[卡特曼邪教]]” - 告诉孩子们何为宗教,惩罚了卡特曼。
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* “[[减肥营]]” - 在他的节目中,形容肯尼像个“婊子”。
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* “[[屎诞节特辑]]” - 出现在男孩们的影片中。
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* “[[超级好朋友]]” - 超级好朋友的领导者。
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* “[[红橇坠落]]” - 前往伊拉克拯救圣诞老人,被杀害。
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* “[[犹太人受难记]]” - 出现在电影《耶稣受难记》中。
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* “[[复活节惊魂]]” - 复活并阻止[[比尔·多诺修]]的野心。
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* “[[幻想大陆·中]]” - 九人委员会的一员。
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* “[[幻想大陆·下]]” - 参加幻想大陆的战斗。
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* “[[第200集]]” - 超级好朋友的领导者。
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* “[[第201集]]” - 阻止[[芭芭拉·史翠珊]]。
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* “[[霸凌谁之过]]” - 在卫生间里霸凌[[尼克·贾布斯]]。
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* “[[信念危机]]” - 被质疑服用了禁药。
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* “[[圣诞嗨雪]]” - 品尝了节草可卡因。
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玩家可以从[[马克西神父]]那里接到“[[找到耶稣]]”的任务。进入南方公园教堂,你可以很快发现藏匿的耶稣。在第二次,你需要将两侧射灯集中到讲坛上,这样耶稣就会现身。完成任务后,你和耶稣会成为好友,而且可以在每天的战斗中召唤他一次。
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2020年4月21日 (二) 15:57的版本

耶稣基督(希伯来语:ישו כריס,古希腊语:Ἰησοῦς,阿拉伯语:عيسى‎)是上帝之子,是基督教里的核心人物,也是开创者。他出生于伯利恒的一个木匠家庭,三十岁开始传道,后被罗马人判处死刑,被钉死在十字架上,于三日后复活。

在《南方公园》中,耶稣扮演着重要的角色。他出场多次,大多数是在主持他的访谈节目——《耶稣与伙伴》。他同时也是超级英雄组织超级好朋友的一员。

背景

在“撒旦之子达米安”中,耶稣要与撒旦打一场拳击赛。镇民们都认为耶稣必败无疑,都把钱押宝在撒旦身上,而只有一个人押了耶稣。然而结果却让人大吃一惊:撒旦故意诈败给耶稣,因为他就是唯一押中耶稣的人,这样他就能赢走所有的钱去买房地产了。

在“墨西哥杀人蛙”中,耶稣开始主持起一档名叫《耶稣与伙伴》的访谈节目。不幸的是,他的节目屡屡被金博·克恩内德·格布兰斯基的节目《猎·杀》打败。为了竞争收视率,耶稣的制片人让他采用时髦的主持方式并编造谣言。到最后,耶稣再也无法忍受并把制片人送入了地狱。

在“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”中,耶稣出现了两次。一次以圣婴的形态出现在卡特曼演唱的“神圣的夜晚”中;另一次是与圣诞老人一起演唱圣诞歌曲。

他在“千年等一回”中再次作为主要角色登场。耶稣很担心在新千年中他会被再次钉死,所以想抓住机会做一些很酷的事情。他想让上帝下凡好让大家都知道,然而上帝拒绝了他的请求。

耶稣只好组织了一场罗德·斯图尔特的复出音乐会。然而罗德唱得实在太差劲了,人们便想要钉死耶稣。耶稣意识到上帝不能解决每个人的问题,他不应该请求上帝帮助他。当他吸取教训后,上帝终于降临在聚集的群众面前。上帝告诉斯坦他是个男孩,而男孩没有月经。

耶稣后来在“超级好朋友”中再次出场。耶稣收到斯坦的请求,在众人面前展示神迹,但需要大家背过去再转回来。最后,他与其他宗教领袖们一起打败了邪恶的魔术师——大卫·布莱恩

在“红橇坠落”中,他前往伊拉克营救圣诞老人,结果被一名伊拉克士兵开枪打死。后来在“复活节惊魂”中,他再次复活,阻止了比尔·多诺修篡位成为教皇。

在“卡通战争·下”中,他出现在了基地组织制作的讽刺动画里:他、小布什和其他美国人在美国国旗上互相排泄。基地组织这么做是为了报复《恶搞之家》出现了伊斯兰教先知穆罕默德的图像。

耶稣在“幻想大陆”系列中是九人委员会的一员,他们讨论了如何对抗邪恶的虚构角色。耶稣作为主帅之一上了战场,并手持长剑与异形厮打起来。巴特斯后来通过想象赋予了他一把M-60机枪,成功扭转了战局。

在“第201集”中,他与其他超级好朋友成员一同出现在总部,他被吸粉的佛祖指责总在看黄片。之后,他们一同前去南方公园对抗芭芭拉·史翠珊,他让克利须那变成尼尔·戴蒙德吸引史翠珊的注意力。

在“信念危机”中,耶稣被发现当年被钉死时服用了HGH激素。他潜入了那个让他声名扫地的科学家的房子,却意外与斯坦相遇。他们都决定把人们的注意力转移到白俄罗斯农民身上,所以他们去手环制作厂购买相应的手环。不幸的是,那些农民都被白俄罗斯政府杀了,而手环工厂老板也被证明是个骗子。最后,耶稣服用了大量的HGH,变成了一个肌肉怪物,摧毁了工厂并杀死了老板。后来他呼吁大家都把自己的信念理想印在衣服上。

在“圣诞嗨雪”中,正在为圣诞节特售发愁的兰迪向耶稣祈祷。在圣诞老人因品尝节草可卡因而变节后,他突然出现,斥责了兰迪和圣诞老人。但当他也尝试了一番后,他也承认节草可卡因确实非常纯净。为了恢复大家的圣诞精神,他将可卡因如下雪般洒向整个小镇。

能力

在“超级好朋友”中,耶稣最初似乎没有任何特殊的超能力,只是用简单的技巧欺骗人们,比如让每个人转身,然后在他们转身的时候迅速用一壶酒代替一壶水。然而在同一集中,他用他的“木工大师技能”制作了一个巨大的约翰·威尔克斯·布思雕像模型,展示出了超人的工作速度。

他的另一种超能力是复活。在“复活节惊魂”中,他被杀害后能够随意复活,与肯尼类似,但他能够选择复活的地点。在“红橇坠落”中,他为圣诞老人修复了骨折,说明他还具有医疗能力。

外观

耶稣有棕色长发和山羊胡子。他通常穿著一件白色长袍,头顶上有一个光环。在“超级好朋友”之后,他被进行了轻微的重新设计,其中包括棕色腰带、红色肩带和更新的长袍。在重新设计之前,耶稣的眼珠比其他大多数角色略微分开。

家庭

耶稣是上帝的儿子。上帝与耶稣相距甚远,因为上帝想借此教导他。在“千年等一回”中,耶稣要求上帝在千禧年出现在人类面前,但上帝拒绝了。后来,耶稣意识到,这是因为上帝想告诉他不应让骄傲妨碍他良好的判断,如果上帝为每个人都做了一切事,上帝就没有存在的意义了。

关系

圣诞老人

耶稣与圣诞老人有着十分特殊的关系,他们都是圣诞节的象征。他们有时会发生争吵,但往往又会重归于好。

在“圣诞精神”中,他们为了圣诞节的真正内涵而大打出手。然而经过布莱恩·博伊塔诺的教导后,他们在短时间内和解了。

在“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”中,他们一起唱歌。但在中途,圣诞老人变得很沮丧,因为他发现赞颂耶稣的圣诞歌曲有300首,而自己只有4首。然而,他们还是完成了“圣诞组曲”的演唱。

在“红橇坠落”中,耶稣帮助正在执行高风险任务的男孩们将圣诞老人从伊拉克人手中解救出来,后者被伊拉克人从领空上击落并遭到折磨。然而,营救任务出了岔子,耶稣在任务中为了拯救圣诞老人而牺牲了自己。在这一集的结尾,圣诞老人宣布将圣诞节作为对耶稣的纪念。

四人组

斯坦、凯尔、卡特曼和肯尼,与耶稣保持着良好的关系。在“圣诞精神”中,他们帮助耶稣找到了购物中心,最后告诉他和圣诞老人,圣诞节的意义在于和平相处而不是斗争。

在“红橇坠落”中,他们和耶稣一同前往伊拉克营救圣诞老人。为了拯救大家,凯尔在“复活节惊魂”中被耶稣要求杀死他。凯尔表现得非常不情愿,因为在耶稣死后他显得很难过。

超级好朋友

耶稣是超级英雄团体超级好朋友的领导人,与其他宗教领袖,包括穆罕默德佛祖老子克利须那约瑟夫·史密斯摩西海侠,一起并肩战斗。在“超级好朋友”和“第201集”中,他们分别击败了大卫·布莱恩芭芭拉·史翠珊

出场

南方公园:真理之杖

玩家可以从马克西神父那里接到“找到耶稣”的任务。进入南方公园教堂,你可以很快发现藏匿的耶稣。在第二次,你需要将两侧射灯集中到讲坛上,这样耶稣就会现身。完成任务后,你和耶稣会成为好友,而且可以在每天的战斗中召唤他一次。

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