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做完扁桃体切除手术的[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]迎来一个晴天霹雳般的消息:他在手术中感染了HIV病毒。而之后得知此消息的[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]却不争气地笑出了声。为了报复凯尔的冷漠,卡特曼偷偷让凯尔也感染了HIV。凯尔因此对卡特曼恨之入骨,但他们还是一起踏上寻医问药的路途,没想到竟因此发现了根治艾滋的方法,只是这方法...让人大跌眼镜。
 
做完扁桃体切除手术的[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]迎来一个晴天霹雳般的消息:他在手术中感染了HIV病毒。而之后得知此消息的[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]却不争气地笑出了声。为了报复凯尔的冷漠,卡特曼偷偷让凯尔也感染了HIV。凯尔因此对卡特曼恨之入骨,但他们还是一起踏上寻医问药的路途,没想到竟因此发现了根治艾滋的方法,只是这方法...让人大跌眼镜。
 
==剧情==
 
==剧情==
[[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] learns that he has to have his tonsils taken out. At first he is reluctant, but agrees when promised ice cream for after the surgery. He wakes up later in a hospital bed, with the procedure complete. Unfortunately, during the surgery, the doctors at [[Hells Pass Hospital]] accidentally gave him <span style="font-weight:400;">blood infected with </span>[[wikipedia:HIV|HIV]] during a blood transfusion.
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[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]了解到他需要做手术把他的扁桃体摘除。尽管一开始他不愿意,但在医生承诺他做完手术有冰淇淋吃之后,他答应了。他随后做完了手术,在医院的病床上醒来。不幸的是,在手术期间,Hells Pass医院输血时,不小心给他输入了感染[[wikipedia:HIV|艾滋病病毒]]的血液。
   
At [[South Park Elementary]], [[The Boys|the boys]] are briefed of Cartman's disease and told that they should not treat him differently. Upon discovering this, Kyle finds this to be ironic (because of all the abuse Eric has inflicted upon him over the years) and even laughs about it, much to the anger of Cartman.
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[[南方公园小学]],男孩们简单地了解了卡特曼患病的情况,被告知不能对他区别对待。在得知这一点之后,凯尔觉得这很好笑(因为埃里克很久以来对他不友好),甚至因为此事笑出了声,让卡特曼气得不行。
   
Cartman has a benefit concert, but only [[Butters Stotch]] and [[Jimmy Valmer]] show up, as nobody cares about HIV anymore, caring more about cancer now. [[Elton John]] was scheduled to play, but instead had gone to a cancer benefit concert, so [[Jimmy Buffett]] plays instead, which angered Cartman even more.
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卡特曼开了一个慈善晚会,但只有[[巴特斯·斯多奇]][[吉米·瓦尔莫]]到场了,因为大家都不再关心HIV的事了,他们现在都更加关心癌症。[[艾尔顿·约翰]]按计划本该前来表演,但他已经前往一场癌症慈善晚会,所以[[吉米·巴菲特]]代替他前来表演,这使得卡特曼更加气愤。
   
The next day, Kyle continues snickering behind Eric's back. Fueled by revenge, Cartman burglarizes Kyle's house (with the aid of Butters) with a syringe of his HIV infected blood, and injects it into Kyle's mouth.
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第二天,凯尔还是背着埃里克偷偷地笑话他。卡特曼被复仇的怒火充斥了内心,闯入了凯尔的房间(在巴特斯的协助下),他抽出了一针管被感染HIV血液,将它注射到凯尔的嘴里。
   
Upon taking a trip to Hells Pass Hospital, [[Dr. Doctor]] informs Kyle and [[Sheila Broflovski|his mother]] that Kyle has HIV. Kyle almost immediately assumes he got infected deliberately from Cartman. Kyle then runs to school, pushes, attacks Eric and starts a fight with him. The fight is broken up by [[Mr. Mackey]]. [[Principal Victoria]] makes Cartman apologize for inappropriately giving Kyle HIV and then asks Kyle to apologize for being a "taddle-tale". Leaving the Principal's office, Cartman claims that they are even now, but Kyle disagrees and races to Cartman's house where he destroys Cartman's toys (such as pulling Clyde Frog's head off). Kyle is then about to break Cartman's [[Wikipedia:Xbox 360|Xbox 360]] but Cartman convinces him to stop, telling him he knows how he can cure the virus. Intrigued yet still angered, Kyle listens to what Cartman has to say. Eric says that they should look into the case of former basketball player [[Magic Johnson]], because he "has had AIDS for 50 years and he's still totally fine", according to Cartman. Kyle says that if Cartman is wrong, then he will break his Xbox.
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凯尔和他的妈妈去了一趟医院,[[多克特医生]]告诉他们,凯尔被染上了HIV。凯尔几乎立刻察觉到,是卡特曼故意传染给他的。凯尔跑到学校,把埃里克推到地上打他,二人扭打起来。[[麦奇老师]]叫停了二人的打斗。[[维多利亚校长]]让卡特曼就给凯尔传染HIV道歉,随后又叫凯尔因为他的“大舌头”给卡特曼道歉。离开校长办公室之后,卡特曼宣称他们两个人现在扯平了,但凯尔不同意这一点,冲到了卡特曼的家中,在他家弄坏了他的玩具(比如把克莱德蛙的脑袋扯了下来)。凯尔接着准备砸掉卡特曼的[[Wikipedia:Xbox 360|Xbox 360]],但卡特曼说服他不要这么做,告诉他他知道怎么治好这个病。凯尔一直在气头上,处于好奇,他听了卡特曼说的话。埃里克说他们应该去看看退役的篮球运动员埃尔文·约翰逊的情况,因为卡特曼说他“得艾滋病五十年了,但他还活的好好的”。凯尔说如果卡特曼说错了,他就砸了他的Xbox
   
Upon arriving at Magic Johnson's house, Kyle, Cartman and Magic look around to see what might cause his strong resistance to the virus. When going into his bedroom, Kyle and Cartman are surprised to see that the room is full of cash. There are piles of money in obscure places such as the floor, as well as above and under his bed. Magic explains to the boys that he doesn't trust banks, so instead sleeps with all of his money. This sparks the idea that the money might be the cure they're looking for.
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到达埃尔文·约翰逊的住处后,凯尔,卡特曼和埃尔文·约翰逊四处查看,想弄清楚是什么使他对病毒有强大的抵抗力。走进他的卧室,凯尔和卡特曼惊讶的看到他的房间里满是现金。在一些注意不到的地方,比如地板以及他的床上床下,放满了一摞摞钞票。埃尔文·约翰逊向男孩子们解释说他不信任银行,所以他就和他的钱睡在一起。这激发了他们的一个想法,钱也许就是他们要找的治疗手段。
   
The three of them then go to an AIDS research center. They decide to take a risk and have Kyle injected with vast amounts of money into his bloodstream. The experiment is completely successful, and so Cartman and Magic are cured as well.
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他们三个随后前往艾滋病研究中心。他们决定冒一次险,让往凯尔的血液中注射大量的钱。实验结果相当地成功,所以卡特曼和埃尔文·约翰逊也被治愈了。
   
The news breaks out that the cure for AIDS has been found; Kyle and Cartman are congratulated for it with a [[Jimmy Buffett]] concert, singing "Cureburger in Paradise". As the performance goes on, Kyle decides he is still going to break Cartman's Xbox despite his statement from earlier, causing Cartman to run after him.
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艾滋病治疗方法已被找到的消息迅速扩散,人们用一场[[吉米·巴菲特]]的演出庆祝凯尔和卡特曼,他唱着"Cureburger in Paradise"。在演出期间,凯尔决定无视他之前的话,还是要砸了卡特曼的Xbox,这使得卡特曼去追赶他。[[en:Tonsil Trouble]]
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[[Category:第十二季]]
 
[[Category:第十二季]]

2019年7月11日 (四) 08:31的版本

艾滋兄弟”是第十二季的第一集,也是南方公园全系列的第168集,于2008年3月12日播出。

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简介

做完扁桃体切除手术的卡特曼迎来一个晴天霹雳般的消息:他在手术中感染了HIV病毒。而之后得知此消息的凯尔却不争气地笑出了声。为了报复凯尔的冷漠,卡特曼偷偷让凯尔也感染了HIV。凯尔因此对卡特曼恨之入骨,但他们还是一起踏上寻医问药的路途,没想到竟因此发现了根治艾滋的方法,只是这方法...让人大跌眼镜。

剧情

卡特曼了解到他需要做手术把他的扁桃体摘除。尽管一开始他不愿意,但在医生承诺他做完手术有冰淇淋吃之后,他答应了。他随后做完了手术,在医院的病床上醒来。不幸的是,在手术期间,Hells Pass医院输血时,不小心给他输入了感染艾滋病病毒的血液。

南方公园小学,男孩们简单地了解了卡特曼患病的情况,被告知不能对他区别对待。在得知这一点之后,凯尔觉得这很好笑(因为埃里克很久以来对他不友好),甚至因为此事笑出了声,让卡特曼气得不行。

卡特曼开了一个慈善晚会,但只有巴特斯·斯多奇吉米·瓦尔莫到场了,因为大家都不再关心HIV的事了,他们现在都更加关心癌症。艾尔顿·约翰按计划本该前来表演,但他已经前往一场癌症慈善晚会,所以吉米·巴菲特代替他前来表演,这使得卡特曼更加气愤。

第二天,凯尔还是背着埃里克偷偷地笑话他。卡特曼被复仇的怒火充斥了内心,闯入了凯尔的房间(在巴特斯的协助下),他抽出了一针管被感染HIV血液,将它注射到凯尔的嘴里。

凯尔和他的妈妈去了一趟医院,多克特医生告诉他们,凯尔被染上了HIV。凯尔几乎立刻察觉到,是卡特曼故意传染给他的。凯尔跑到学校,把埃里克推到地上打他,二人扭打起来。麦奇老师叫停了二人的打斗。维多利亚校长让卡特曼就给凯尔传染HIV道歉,随后又叫凯尔因为他的“大舌头”给卡特曼道歉。离开校长办公室之后,卡特曼宣称他们两个人现在扯平了,但凯尔不同意这一点,冲到了卡特曼的家中,在他家弄坏了他的玩具(比如把克莱德蛙的脑袋扯了下来)。凯尔接着准备砸掉卡特曼的Xbox 360,但卡特曼说服他不要这么做,告诉他他知道怎么治好这个病。凯尔一直在气头上,处于好奇,他听了卡特曼说的话。埃里克说他们应该去看看退役的篮球运动员埃尔文·约翰逊的情况,因为卡特曼说他“得艾滋病五十年了,但他还活的好好的”。凯尔说如果卡特曼说错了,他就砸了他的Xbox。

到达埃尔文·约翰逊的住处后,凯尔,卡特曼和埃尔文·约翰逊四处查看,想弄清楚是什么使他对病毒有强大的抵抗力。走进他的卧室,凯尔和卡特曼惊讶的看到他的房间里满是现金。在一些注意不到的地方,比如地板以及他的床上床下,放满了一摞摞钞票。埃尔文·约翰逊向男孩子们解释说他不信任银行,所以他就和他的钱睡在一起。这激发了他们的一个想法,钱也许就是他们要找的治疗手段。

他们三个随后前往艾滋病研究中心。他们决定冒一次险,让往凯尔的血液中注射大量的钱。实验结果相当地成功,所以卡特曼和埃尔文·约翰逊也被治愈了。

艾滋病治疗方法已被找到的消息迅速扩散,人们用一场吉米·巴菲特的演出庆祝凯尔和卡特曼,他唱着"Cureburger in Paradise"。在演出期间,凯尔决定无视他之前的话,还是要砸了卡特曼的Xbox,这使得卡特曼去追赶他。

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