莫费斯托博士的屁股们

莫费斯托博士的屁股们
英文原名	The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
任务性质	主线任务
建议战力	700
故事发展
前一任务	抓住一只浣熊侠
下一任务	屁转未来

莫费斯托博士的屁股们是南方公园：浣熊侠联盟的一个主线任务。

简介

欢迎来到当今世界最尖端的科技基地，准备好和你所有的好朋友一起来了解基因工程的一切！

详细故事与指引攻略

参观开始

在折磨浣熊侠之后，大家知道了米奇·康纳基因改造猫咪的邪恶计划，还知道了南方公园基因工程实验室在这计划中的重要地位。于是所有的自由伙伴都决定前往基因实验室进行调查。

实验室在小镇西北角，前往此地可以使用快速旅行的功能，可以前往Shi Tpa Town,，然后剩下的路自己走过去。抵达实验室大门之后，就可以看见所有的自由伙伴成员等在门口。看见新小孩来到，风筝侠按响了门铃，请求进入参观，而糖尿病队长则招呼新来的上来。另一边的主人似乎是听到了门铃的声音，回应了风筝侠，但却拒绝了孩子们马上前来参观的要求，因为参观项目只在晚上十点之后开放，还以“安全缘故”为理由不予开门。（超级克雷格讽刺地认为是为了让参观者感觉更可怕）

由于主人的禁令，大家无法进入，而提莫希博士认为这个紧要关头之下，不能让任何人随便进入或出去，于是大家只好在门口一直等待。风筝侠在工具侠的要求之下查看了手机，表示还要等待六个小时，于是孩子们只好在无聊中等待。在等待中，可以看到众人在无聊中互相交谈，新来的则可以在门口随意活动。在经过一段时间的等待之后，摩根·弗里曼的形象又会出现在面前，告诉新来的，可以运用特殊媒介来放大时空扰动的力量，在说了几句原理之后，摩根·弗里曼放弃了科学解释，并告诉新小孩只要往空调风扇里放屁就好，还顺便帮新小孩打开了风扇。靠近风扇，就可以看见时空屁的控制功能，接着打开并按照指示释放全新的时空屁。 (move both controller sticks up for Xbox One and PlayStation 4, hold W and Up arrow keys for PC by default).

释放成功之后，一团巨大的绿色漩涡从风扇中心迸发，风起云涌，日月交换，刹那之间，晴朗光明的白昼就化为乌云密布的黑夜，风雷交加，煞是惊人。而新的时空屁也有了名字：时空切换。

神秘侠和工具侠都为这惊人的变动感到惊讶，而风筝侠则为空气之中腐肉的味道而感到恶心，捂着鼻子按响门铃之后，主人很快给予了许可，并打开了大门。大家便顺着唯一的路向上走。在集合之前，路上有些东西可以拿上，一共有三个，在左下角有一个藏在雪堆里的包，里面放着 Maximum Revive Serum and the recipe for the Orb of Sublime Insight. 剩下两个包在上方的左右两边，里面装着手工原材料。拿完之后就可以和大家一起在门口等待了。

实验室的主人终于现身，是莫费斯托博士，他欢迎所有的孩子们进入门中，不过在进来之后他意识到了孩子们众多的事实。进入实验室之后，博士表示实验室的主要目标就是给动物加屁股，在超级克雷格质疑这一行为的意义之后，博士邀请众人上电车来观赏这实验室的内部。

在上车之前可以看看一楼的实验室，储藏柜里和一个研究院旁的抽屉里都放着一些东西。

上车之后，博士首先把大家领入了一座巨大的温室，里面摆着许多的“多腚植物”，博士表示这些蔬果有着更丰富的营养。超级克雷格又一次质疑了这项研究的意义，但博士把他当作了“圣经捍卫者”并不予理睬，还进入了第二层。第二层是基因融合的产物，实验室中出现了大量的组合生物，都是两种生物的融合。超级克雷格又一次质疑了这些研究对科学的意义，而博士则表示，基因工程的意义远不止于此。

到达了第三楼，基因工程的进一步意义也显现出来：改造人类。特伦斯·莫费斯托的尸体四处可见，都是博士对自己儿子的实验副产品。工具侠和风筝侠都表示记得他，而且不知道他后来怎么了。在之后的交谈中，博士告诉大家，特伦斯在一群小孩玩弄芭芭拉·史翠珊的古物时被残忍杀害了，而神秘侠低声说，这就是他们干的。电话女侠好像恍然大悟地问博士，这些实验是不是为了复活他的儿子。不过博士似乎对此嗤之以鼻，他只是想给自己的儿子多加几个屁股，让他安息而已，并非要进行复活工程。

终于，大家来到了第四层，也就是最后的展览。这一层里面全是变异的六年级生，博士平静地解释道，这些恐怖的科学恶果是

The group will then be brought to the fourth floor of the lab, whereby it is revealed to be a lab containing genetically mutated [Graders|Sixth Graders]. [Craig|Super Craig] then proceeds to angrily ask why is this all being done, to which Dr. Mephesto explains that they are backed by a new financial donor and created as protection against the genetically altered cats.

Dr. Mephesto then proceeds to bring the group inside the room where the genetically altered cats are kept while explaining about them, also stating that the experiments are backed by the financial donor named [Conner|Mr. Conner].

变种生物大袭击

Suddenly, the lights of the room is shut off; Dr. Mephesto then heads to a nearby control panel to try to activate the lights back, however a voice comes through the lab's PA system, revealing to be Mr. Conner himself, who states that the group has figured out his 'little plan' and stating that The New Kid is being a pain to the ass for him. Mr. Conner proceeds to allow The Coon to speak through the PA system, with The Coon telling the group not to trust Mr. Conner's words; Mr. Conner proceeds to silence The Coon up. Dr. Mephesto then tries to reason with Mr. Conner, however Mr. Conner then states that sometimes sacrifices has to be made for the greater good; he then proceeds to shut down the lab's security grid system, jeopardizing the whole lab. The group is then locked inside the room as the genetically altered cats are released from their cages; you will be forced to battle against them.

Battle: Genetically Altered Cats

This battle will begin with two Tom Cats (large-sized solid colored cats) and three Crazed Cats (small-sized cats with patches). There will also be three bio-hazard containers scattered across the battlefield, when exploded, it affects a 4-tile cross shape area, causing the Grossed Out effect to whoever is at the explosion area.

A recommended party member for this battle will be Toolshed, as his Drillslinger and Spiral Power abilities can be dished out at range to break to the bio-hazard containers without being affected by it. Try to have the cats positioned near the containers, then use Toolshed's ability to break the containers, making the cats affected by the Grossed Out effect upon explosion of the containers.

As for the cats, it is best to take down the Tom Cats first, as they have the ability to boost the other cats attacks and giving them a minor amount of protection. Be wary of the Crazed Cats though, their attacks inflicts rather hard damage, also the Bleeding status effect will be applied.

After the first batch of cats is defeated, Dr. Mephesto will accidentally release another batch of genetically altered cats, consisting of the same amount of cats as the first batch. Continue attacking the cats; it is recommended to have The New Kid equipped with AoE abilities such as [[1]] Root Burst ability or [Artist|Martial Artist's] Dragon Dance ability to take out multiple cats as once; also, use the Timefart Summon ability to gain the upper hand.

Once the second batch of cats is taken down, Dr. Mephesto will accidentally release the last batch of genetically altered cats, consisting of one Tom Cat and one Crazed Cat. Simply defeat the cats with the same methods as used on the earlier batches of cats.

You will be rewarded with the Claw Scars costume item upon victory.

After the battle, a brief cut scene will ensue, whereby the room's doors will be opened and the group proceeds to leave the room alongside Dr. Mephesto.

You will then be led outside of the fourth floor, with the place being totally wrecked due to the shutdown of the lab's security grid system by Mr. Conner. Make your way the group on the right side; another brief cut scene will ensue, whereby Dr. Mephesto tries to activate the tour tram, however it is revealed to be offline. The group then notices that the mutant Sixth Graders has broken out; Dr. Mephesto then proclaims that someone must head to the third floor to activate the override switch for the tram. The whole group quickly raise their hands to not do so except The New Kid.

Once the cut scene ends, proceed to the lab door on the very right of the area. You will then enter a wrecked laboratory room; at the background a staff member will be attacked by a mutant Sixth Grader. First, loot the cabinet located at the very front, then loot the bag behind two lab tables to obtain the recipe for the Dazzling Dervish artifact. Clear the bio-hazard blockade with Sandblaster to make your way through.

Dr. Mephesto will then make a video call to The New Kid, stating that the door at the far end leads to the stairway to the third floor and that you need to activate it, with Super Craig exclaiming behind that stairs should not be blocked by electrical powered doors. You will then see a power unit stored inside a room guarded with lasers. For this part, first use Haywire to have the door containing the power unit opened, then proceed to use Timefart Pause to safely drag the power container out of the place. Next use Diabetic Rage to topple over the boiler blocking the path, then drag the power unit to the end of the area. Use Timefart Glitch to rewind the boiler back to its original position, then drag the power unit to the slot beside the door. The door will then be activated, you'll then be able to access the stairs down to the third floor. Before leaving the area though, you can loot the bag located at a platform above the boiler to obtain a Cheesing Vial, also there's a cabinet that can be looted located at the very right of the area.

Once you've arrived at the third floor, Dr. Mephesto will then make another video call, advising The New Kid to head west of the area. Along the way, a cut scene will play, where a mutant ape Sixth Grader (named Jasper) will show up and assault The New Kid. However, another Sixth Grader then calls out to have Jasper to look at some boobs; he will then proceed to run off. Continue your way to the left, loot the bag at the bottom left corner and interact with the door at the end.

You will be inside a room, where Jasper can be seen staring at a screen showing an anatomical image of the female bust. You can press the button labelled "PANIC" to turn the screen off, Jasper will then turn back and make an angry exclamation. Press the button again to turn on the screen, getting Jasper distracted back at the screen. On the right corner below the platform on the door you've entered from, use Sandblaster to clear the bio-hazard blockade and loot the container for some crafting components. Also, throw a Snap N Pops to a pipe which has a crack on the top to reveal a pouch, which you can pick up and open the glass door cabinet located by the left. At this point you will see some mutant Sixth Graders roaming the area, you are forced to confront with them to continue.

To simplify the battle, first use Haywire onto the wiring panel located above lab door, then quickly use Timefart Pause to activate a "PANIC" button located inside. This will open a screen showing the female bust, distracting some of the mutant Sixth Graders. Proceed to the left where the will be another "PANIC" button; press it to open another screen showing the female bust, distracting a few more of the mutant Sixth Graders. Along the way, loot the container which contains the Plasma Analizer artifact and a glass door cabinet containing the Homicidal Tendencies DNA slot. To make the upcoming battle even simpler, activate Timefart Pause and fart directly/throw farts onto the mutant Sixth Graders (the ones which aren't distracted by the screens). When ready, simply punch them to start the fight.

Battle: Mutant Sixth Graders

This battle will consist of four mutant Sixth Grader Apes and four mutant Sixth Grader Pigs. If you were to activate the screens before the battle, two of the mutant Sixth Grader Apes will smack the mutant Sixth Grader Pigs, making them explode and causing some damage to them.

You will see on both ends of the battlefield, there will be electrified coils, which if knocked against will release an electrical discharge, affecting a single tile which will cause the Shocked effect to anyone within its range. Use this to your advantage by equipping The New Kid with knockback abilities and party members with knockback abilities (e.g. Captain Diabetes), then push the mutant Sixth Graders towards the electrified coils.

The mutant Sixth Graders in this battle has attacks which deals direct damage without causing status effects. Be wary of the mutant Sixth Grader Pigs though, they will explode after being taken down, inflicting some damage, also they're immune to the Grossed Out status effect. The mutant Sixth Grader Apes also has an ability with a massive knockback that can send you or your party members to the electrified coils instead.

Use your best attacks onto the mutant Sixth Graders as well as knocking them back to the electrified coils whenever possible; after defeating all of them you will be rewarded with the SphincterPlex artifact and the Gorilla Toughness DNA slot.

After the battle, you will receive another video call from Dr. Mephesto. Simply proceed left and interact with the door to continue.

The Master Plan of Mitch Conner

A cut scene will then play, where The Coon is shown being held captive by Mr. Conner. After a period of conversation, Mr. Conner will then reveal his plan to take over South Park. Human Kite then quickly tells The New Kid to take a selfie of the plan.

Proceed to do so by opening Coonstagram and taking the selfie. After it has been taken, The Coon and Mr. Conner will then make their escape via the control panel they were on, in which Dr. Mephesto then appears. Dr. Mephesto then exclaims that he shouldn't have placed the control panel on a mobilized platform and the tour tram will have to be activated from the ground floor instead, with Super Craig retorting his statement.

You will then be placed back into field of play, where Mosquito will start to break down crying. Before leaving the area, feel free to interact with your group mates, also loot the bag at the bottom left corner of the area, as well as another bag next to where Captain Diabetes will be standing and a toolbox where Doctor Timothy will be located. Proceed to the door on the very left to continue.

You will be inside a destroyed area of the lab. First, clear the bio-hazard blockade with Sandblaster. Continue ahead and loot the container, which will contain the Nucleus Suit and Mask. For the next part, use Haywire first to the wiring panel to drop the door down to the ground, then use Fartkour to make your way to the left end of the area. If you were to do Fartkour first, you and Human Kite will end up falling down; the game will be considered over.

Once reaching the left side of the area, proceed down a slope; loot the cabinet and container situated at the platform before using Fartkour again to make your way to the right. Upon arriving at the right area, loot the cabinet by the left, then use Diabetic Rage to open the emergency exit trap door at the right. A ladder will then be revealed, make your way down it to continue.

You will then end up on the second floor, where Dr. Mephesto will make another video call stating that all the mutated animals has broken loose. Apart from the vending machine in which you can purchase some components for crafting as well as Revive Serum and Taco Supreme for health items, there is nothing of interest here, so make your way to the door on the very right and interact with it.

Upon entering, you will discover some more mutant Sixth Graders chomping on some pizza slices, with Dr. Mephesto making another video call to warn about them. Like the first battle against mutant Sixth Graders, you are forced to confront with them to continue. First, loot the chest located at the very left of the area, then loot the toolbox located next to the water retention tank. Use Timefart Pause to loot the bag at the far right, at the same time you can directly punch the mutant Sixth Graders to stun them. Once done, simply punch the mutant Sixth Graders again to initiate combat with them.

Battle: Mutant Sixth Graders...and more

For this battle, you will start by battling against the bunch of mutated Sixth Graders (known as mutant Sixth Grader Honey Badgers) that was encountered during the field of play. Note that the battleground has telegraphed squares in a checkered form and a real-time event bar appearing - when the bar fills, mutant Sixth Graders will pounce up from the bottom of the telegraphed squares, causing a set amount of damage to whoever is in the area. When the real-time event bar resets, the position of the telegraphed squares will be inverted.

Like the battle against the genetically altered cats, a recommended party member for this battle will be Toolshed, as his Drillslinger and Spiral Power abilities can be dished out at range while being able to position him on the safe grid areas of the battlefield. Tupperware will also be handy, as his Hot Swap ability allows him to switch places with anyone if you ever find him standing in a telegraphed attack area.

After defeating the mutant Sixth Grader Honey Badgers, a second batch of mutated enemies will appear (consisting of two mutant Sixth Grader Porcupines and a Crazed Cat). Simply continue taking them on, if possible position them on the area of the telegraphed attack. Also, make use of your Timefart abilities when needed (Timefart Summon will be of great use here).

Once the second batch of enemies has been defeated, the final batch of mutated enemies will turn up (consisting of two Sixth Grader Honey Badgers and two Crazed Cats). Like the first two batches of mutated enemies, simply continue attacking them with the same strategies as with the first two batches of enemies.

Upon victory, you will be rewarded with the Cloven Heirloom artifact and the Raging Hormones DNA slot.

艰难抉择

Head to the door by the right once the battle against the mutant Sixth Graders has been completed. You will then enter a lab, upon which you will see The New Kid's father lying on a surgical table while being trapped by a tube brace. Upon noticing The New Kid, he will call out The New Kid. Interact with him to proceed.

A brief cut scene will then play, whereby The New Kid's father will reveal that the lab is attempting to extract DNA from The New Kid's father and mother. He will then point out on the DNA extractor on the top, where one of The New Kid parents' DNA sample is required to open the access to the lift heading to the ground floor. The New Kid's father then convinces The New Kid to take a DNA sample from The New Kid's mother.

Proceed to the right of the area; along the way loot the cabinet positioned next to the lift, the chest of drawers next to the surgical table where The New Kid's father is being held and two bags, one located by the right side to the room where The New Kid's mother is held, another will be at the bottom corner on the very right side of the lab.

Enter the room to find The New Kid's mother incapacitated. Before interacting with her, loot the glass cabinet next to her to obtain the Tactical Genius DNA slot. Interact with The New Kid's mother to continue.

Another brief cut scene will then play, whereby The New Kid's mother will reveal that she has been attacked by the mutant Sixth Graders, and that her legs has been broken as a result. She then mentions that The New Kid's father is held on the surgical table to have his head cut off.she then convinces The New Kid to perform it to obtain the DNA sample from The New Kid's father. The New Kid's father then screams out that he heard what The New Kid's mother said; they both proceed to briefly argue among each other. The New Kid's mother then quietly convinces The New Kid again to cut The New Kid's father's head to have it placed in the DNA extractor.

At this point, just head back and forth between The New Kid's mother and father and interact with them. The New Kid's father will reveal that due to The New Kid's mother being unable to keep her mouth shut, there will be people who will discover their powers and attempt to make a clone of The New Kid out of it.

You will then have to make the hard decision to sacrifice one of The New Kid's parents to proceed. If you decide to sacrifice The New Kid's mother, just approach to where she is and interact with her, eventually a button prompt will appear for you to mash on, in which The New Kid will forcibly rip off the left arm of The New Kid's mother. If you decide to sacrifice The New Kid's father, just approach and interact with him, eventually a button prompt will appear for you to mash on, in which The New Kid will activate the laser cutter situated above the surgical table where The New Kid's father is being held, having the head of The New Kid's father sliced as a result.

Once either of The New Kid's parents has been sacrificed, pick up their body part (arm if The New Kid's mother is sacrificed, head if The New Kid's father is sacrified) and place it inside the DNA extractor. The door leading to the lift will then be opened, proceed down the lift to continue.

Upon reaching the first floor with the elevator, head left; you can stock up on your inventory with the vending machine beside, also there will be bag containing a Maximum Revive Serum and a Maximum Antidote for you to loot. The Sixth Grader Leader can be seen afterwards, having been mutated to an ape-like form. You can pay 25 cents to add asses to him, if the machine runs out of it, it will just spank him. Exit through the door on the left, and you will meet the most horrible abomination that has ever came to existence.

时光飞逝

Once exiting the door, a cut scene will then play, where the tour tram has been activated and the group, together with Dr. Mephesto has arrived on the ground floor greenhouse. Mr. Conner then turns up with The Coon, stating that he had his plans in order that benefits himself and The Coon, only for The New Kid to be a thorn on his side and stop his ideas. The Coon then briefly argues with Mr. Conner over his idea on creating a massive genetically altered superhero. However, Mr. Conner proceeds to shut The Coon up, then stating that since he couldn't get to extract the DNA from The New Kid's parents, he had to resort to genetically alter an existing superhero: [Kite 2|Human Kite 2], who then shows up from behind the greenhouse crops. You will then be forced into combat against the massively mutated Human Kite 2.

Battle: Mutant Human Kite 2

This battle will be one of the toughest encountered for the game. Mutant Human Kite 2 will be in supersize form. Mainly he will use his laser attack followed by slamming himself to the ground, affecting two whole columns of the battlefield grid, inflicting quite a substantial amount of damage. If two members in your party is aligned in a row, he will use a rush attack in a straight line. Sometimes after an attack, he will spray blood-infected mucus from his nose across the whole battlefield, causing the Grossed Out status effect. Also, he will be immune to all status effects except Defense Down.

It is recommended to use party members with high health like Call Girl, Captain Diabetes or Tupperware for this battle. Call Girl has the advantage of her Phone Destroyer attack to constantly inflict Defense Down on Mutant Human Kite 2, as for Captain Diabetes his attacks deal a high amount of damage, also having the ability to shield himself. Tupperware has one of the highest health among your party members that can be picked, also his Hot Swap ability will be of great use to strategically position you and your party members out of the way, giving himself a high amount of protection to soak up Human Kite 2's attacks. Toolshed can also be used for this circumstance, as he can attack from range and has a healing ability to back up you and your party members if needed, also his Ultimate ability is able to deal a devastating amount of damage.

As for The New Kid, it is best to equip abilities which deals high damage (like Martial Artist's abilities), also equip artifacts which boost Critical Attacks and Ultimate Recovery. The artifact Tumbler of Erupting Youth (obtained from defeating Jared in [Thin White Line|The Thin White Line]) will be of great use here, as you'll be needing to use some of your health items (i.e. Revive Serum and Antidote), the aforementioned artifact doubles the recovery amount given by the health items.

Before the battle begins, Dr. Mephesto will appear on the battlefield, acting as a bystander, standing next to an exhaust fan. To begin with, simply attack Mutant Human Kite 2 with your best attacks, also make use of Timefart Summon to gain an upper hand on the fight.

After taking off around a quarter of his health bar, he will give himself turns after each of you and your party members attack. Try not to cluster yourself and your party members together, otherwise his laser attack will really significantly affect your party.

After Human Kite 2 has delivered a few attacks, a brief cut scene will then play, where Mysterion, Toolshed and Human Kite is shown having a hard time to take down mutated Human Kite 2, with Human Kite explaining that they will have to hold on until daytime as he can't stand sunlight. You will then be placed back into combat once the cut scene ends.

You will then notice that the exhaust fan on the battlefield has been activated, with Dr. Mephesto advising The New Kid to fart on the fan to 'rotate the earth 180 degrees'. Open up the Timefart controls, the press the relevant prompt buttons to activate Timefart Shift.

Once activated, the setting will then shift to daytime, Mutant Human Kite 2 will then pause to apply sunscreen on his body, a real-time event bar will then appear. At this point, he will stop attacking and he will be in Defense Down status. Dish out your strongest attacks onto Mutant Human Kite 2 quickly to drain his health pool.

When the real-time event bar has been filled, Mutant Human Kite 2 will resume attacking after each party members turn. Take note on the Timefart ability timer, when Dr. Mephesto mentions that The New Kid should use his farting ability to the fan, quickly activate Timefart Shift to shift the setting back to night time, causing Mutant Human Kite 2 to stop attacking to wipe of his sunscreen and being in the Defense Down status again. Like the first round of using Timefart Shift, unleash your strongest attacks onto Mutant Human Kite 2 quickly to drain his health pool.

You might have to repeat the process around 3-4 times for the battle. Once Mutant Human Kite 2 has his health fully drained out, Toolshed will then instruct The New Kid to unleash 'one last fart'. Press the prompt buttons as displayed on screen, once the prompt buttons has been successfully pressed The New Kid will unleash a mega-powered fart that rapidly shifts the setting between day and night, knocking out Mutant Human Kite 2 in the process.

Upon defeating Mutant Human Kite 2, you will be rewarded with the Sentient Cyst artifact.

参观结束

After the battle against Mutant Human Kite 2, a cut scene will play, where Mutant Human Kite 2 will drop down defeated, stating that he has pulled a muscle. The New Kid will then be seen lying down flat on the floor, waking up after being aided up by Human Kite and Toolshed. Dr. Mephesto then thanks the group for coming over for the tour, he then says that the group may proceed to the lab's gift shop, with Super Craig retorting over his remark.

The group is then seen inside the lab's gift shop, where Dr. Mephesto then shows the group that they can purchase some gifts from there, including showing an image of The New Kid facing Mutant Human Kite 2. Mysterion then exclaims that they should leave the place, while Toolshed expresses his disappointment over the tour. 

Once the group has exited the lab, they plan to warn the town over Mr. Conner's plan; Human Kite then asks what the time is. Upon checking his phone, Mysterion then exclaims that time has been brought forward 10 days later, to the day where Mr. Conner will be sworn in as mayor of South Park. Toolshed then sarcastically thanks The New Kid on bringing forward time with his fart powers, as the group then quickly made their way to the South Park City Hall; the mission will then be complete.

Before leaving to City Hall [of Future Past|for the next mission], head back inside the lab to take a selfie with Dr. Mephesto, there will also be a bunch of Memberberries hanging by a bush on the left corner of the lab's front compound that you can interact with, they are the last ones available, so you should have collected all of them at this point and you might get the achievement for Xbox and PC/trophy for PlayStation.