莫费斯托博士的屁股们

抓住一只浣熊侠

莫费斯托博士的屁股们

屁转未来

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莫费斯托博士的屁股们
英文原名	The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
任务性质	主线任务
先决条件	完成抓住一只浣熊侠
建议战力	700
任务地点	南方公园基因实验室
故事发展
前一任务	抓住一只浣熊侠
下一任务	屁转未来

莫费斯托博士的屁股们是南方公园：完整破碎的一个主线任务。

简介

欢迎来到当今世界最尖端的科技基地，准备好和你所有的好朋友一起来了解基因工程的一切！

详细故事与指引攻略

参观开始

在折磨浣熊侠之后，大家知道了米奇·康纳基因改造猫咪的邪恶计划，还知道了南方公园基因实验室在这计划中的重要地位。于是所有的自由伙伴都决定前往基因实验室进行调查。

新小孩一来到，风筝侠就按响了门铃，请求进入参观，而糖尿病队长则招呼新来的上来。另一边的主人似乎是听到了门铃的声音，回应了风筝侠，但却拒绝了孩子们马上前来参观的要求，因为参观项目只在晚上十点之后开放，还以“安全缘故”为理由不予开门。（超级克雷格讽刺地认为是为了让参观者感觉更可怕）

由于主人的禁令，大家无法进入，而提莫希博士认为这个紧要关头之下，不能让任何人随便进入或出去，于是大家只好在门口一直等待。风筝侠在工具侠的要求之下查看了手机，表示还要等待六个小时，于是孩子们只好在无聊中等待。在等待中，可以看到众人在无聊中互相交谈，新来的则可以在门口随意活动。在经过一段时间的等待之后，摩根·弗里曼的形象又会出现在面前，告诉新来的，可以运用特殊媒介来放大时空扰动的力量，在说了几句原理之后，摩根·弗里曼放弃了科学解释，并告诉新小孩只要往空调风扇里放屁就好，还顺便帮新小孩打开了风扇。

借由风扇的力量，时空发生了前所未有的异变，一团巨大的绿色漩涡从风扇中心迸发，风起云涌，日月交换，刹那之间，晴朗光明的白昼就化为乌云密布的黑夜，风雷交加，煞是惊人。而新的时空屁也有了名字：时空切换。

神秘侠和工具侠都为这惊人的变动感到惊讶，而风筝侠则为空气之中腐肉的味道而感到恶心，捂着鼻子按响门铃之后，主人很快给予了许可，并打开了大门。大家便顺着唯一的路向上走。

实验室的主人终于现身，是莫费斯托博士，他欢迎所有的孩子们进入门中，不过在进来之后他意识到了孩子们众多的事实。进入实验室之后，博士表示实验室的主要目标就是给动物加屁股，在超级克雷格质疑这一行为的意义之后，博士邀请众人上电车来观赏这实验室的内部。

博士首先把大家随着电车领入了一座巨大的温室，里面摆着许多的“多腚植物”，博士表示这些蔬果有着更丰富的营养。超级克雷格又一次质疑了这项研究的意义，但博士把他当作了“圣经捍卫者”并不予理睬，还进入了第二层。第二层是基因融合的产物，实验室中出现了大量的组合生物，都是两种生物的融合。超级克雷格又一次质疑了这些研究对科学的意义，而博士则表示，基因工程的意义远不止于此。

到达了第三楼，基因工程的进一步意义也显现出来：改造人类。特伦斯·莫费斯托的尸体四处可见，都是博士对自己儿子的实验副产品。工具侠和风筝侠都表示记得他，而且不知道他后来怎么了。在之后的交谈中，博士告诉大家，特伦斯在一群小孩玩弄芭芭拉·史翠珊的古物时被残忍杀害了，而神秘侠低声说，这就是他们干的。电话女侠好像恍然大悟地问博士，这些实验是不是为了复活他的儿子。不过博士似乎对此嗤之以鼻，他只是想给自己的儿子多加几个屁股，让他安息而已，并非要进行复活工程。

终于，大家来到了第四层，也就是最后的展览。这一层里面全是变异的六年级生，博士平静地解释道，这些恐怖的科学恶果是资助者要求的内容。超级克雷格终于无法忍受这一切的疯狂，即使有神奇特维克的劝导也不能阻止他破口大骂，质问莫费斯托博士，为什么要制造这些恐怖的玩意。博士回答，这都是为了守卫改造的猫。在电话女侠表现出疑惑之后，博士将一众人带进了一个房间。

这个房间就是基因实验室的最大秘密了，里面有许多的猫，但却都被加上了大量的屁股。博士告诉大家，这些猫都是为了提供给一位资助者而制造的，他还表示增加屁股的过程让猫的攻击性更强，也更加致命。在超级克雷格又一次质问之下，博士毫不在意地表示无需担心，只要安全系统完好，这些猫就不会逃出。

变种生物大袭击

但话音刚落，房间的灯就被完全熄灭了，博士前往旁边的一块控制板，想要重新打开灯，但他这才发现电力被关掉了。就在这时，实验室的广播系统里传出了米奇·康纳的奸笑，他表示自由伙伴们终于发现了他的“小计划”，并认为新来的是个严重的威胁。说完之后，米奇就把他的人质浣熊侠拉到了说话的位置，让他说些话，不过在浣熊侠警告伙伴们不要相信米奇之后，他就又被噤声了。米奇接着对新来的说话，告诉他已经碍事了很多次，是时候知道妨碍米奇·康纳的下场了。

莫费斯托博士告诉米奇·康纳，如果关掉了电力，这座实验室里的所有人都会死去的——超级克雷格又对此表示惊讶。但是米奇并不在乎，在告诉众人“牺牲小我，护卫大众”之后，就断开了通话，并关掉了安全系统。笼门解锁之后，变异的猫，也就一个个跑了出来。

无数的怪猫从四面八方涌来，而孩子们只好硬抗，莫费斯托博士则在一旁想办法开门，可是却一直在帮倒忙，每当变种猫被击败得差不多了，他就会一不小心放出更多的猫来。

最终，所有的猫都被击败，战斗胜利，实验室的门也随之打开，大家也赶紧离开了这个可怕的地方。但是....外面的景象更加可怕。

四楼的外部已经完全被破坏了，地面上遍布着玻璃碎片，培养液渍和六年级生血肉模糊的尸体。与右边的团队集合，就会了解到变异的六年级生刚刚全部跑了出来，被破坏的景象就是他们的杰作，与此同时，六年级生的声音也在空荡荡的房间里诡异地回荡......

莫费斯托博士想把电车叫过来，却发现电车的控制也被切断了。莫费斯托博士告诉孩子们，在这种条件下必须要直接控制中心处理器，将电车人工操纵过来，可是中心处理器在三楼，这意味着必须有一个人在这恐怖的环境下步行前往三楼的控制室，打开开关。当众人意识到这一点后，便纷纷举起双手来大喊“不去”——只有新来的没有这么做（鉴于新来的从不说话这一点，这很可预料）。于是在一致的同意下，新来的被推举去修好电车。对这个结果，风筝侠表示了理所当然，而工具侠则附议，大家现在这么危险本来就是新小孩的错。

踏上通向三楼的路，向右走，首先就是一个实验室，背后是一段剪影，一位工作人员正在被变异六年级生袭击，拳击至死，但是野蛮的惨剧不会波及这边。新来的用喷砂器除掉了走廊的左端绿色的生物危害物质。

这时，莫费斯托博士打给新来的，告诉他最右边的门就是通往三楼的楼梯，但在这之前要先启动开门的能量装置。超级克雷格在旁边暴怒地表示楼梯不应该被需要能量的门挡住。新来的最终用各种方法解决了问题，向三楼走了过去。

终于从楼梯走到了三楼，刚一下来，就又是一场剪影中的人间惨剧：一个研究人员拼命想打开门，但门纹丝不动，一个怪物从后面出来，他只能更拼命地砸门，但却无济于事，随着怪物的爆炸，他也在血迹中不再动弹了。

博士又打来电话，告诉新来的往西边走。但走了几步之后，一只巨大的怪物就翻开杂乱的废墟，从黑暗中走了出来。那是一只奇怪的猩猩，有着一张六年级生的脸和行为举止，正是一个多腚六年级生。他跳上前来，一把就抓住了新来的，扰动了几下。但从他背后传来了另一个六年级生的声音，让“贾斯珀”，也就是这只怪物过来看看“奶子”的照片，听到这句话，它马上放下了新来的，转头去找照片了。西边的景象并不美好，有一位研究人员被一只多腚怪猫抓脸，活活抓死。

下一个房间里，是一群变异的六年级生，刚刚的“贾斯珀”在一个舱房里盯着一张解剖学胸腔图看（看来就是所谓的“奶子”了）。关掉旁边的“PANIC”按钮，他还会在愤怒中看回来，再打开他又会被吸引回去。虽然还有两个屏幕，但这么多的怪物实在吸引不过来，还是得将他们打败才能继续前进。

仿佛是有智能一样，战斗一开始，实验室的两边就升起了一列带电的线圈，碰到就得挨电。有趣的是，被胸部吸引的怪物们还会内讧互相攻击。

终于胜利，博士打来电话，告诉新来的，继续往左边走就是中央控制，在那里就可以召来观光电车。但接下来的事情......并不简单。

米奇·康纳的大计划

在门后，浣熊侠被绑在椅子上，米奇·康纳则就在他身边，在一番交谈后，康纳打开了大屏幕，上面表现出了他将南方公园变成永远圣诞节的计划。scene will then play, where The Coon is shown being held captive by Mr. Conner. After a period of conversation, Mr. Conner will then reveal his plan to take over South Park. Human Kite then quickly tells The New Kid to take a selfie of the plan.

Proceed to do so by opening Coonstagram and taking the selfie. After it has been taken, The Coon and Mr. Conner will then make their escape via the control panel they were on, in which Dr. Mephesto then appears. Dr. Mephesto then exclaims that he shouldn't have placed the control panel on a mobilized platform and the tour tram will have to be activated from the ground floor instead, with Super Craig retorting his statement.

You will then be placed back into field of play, where Mosquito will start to break down crying. Before leaving the area, feel free to interact with your group mates, also loot the bag at the bottom left corner of the area, as well as another bag next to where Captain Diabetes will be standing and a toolbox where Doctor Timothy will be located. Proceed to the door on the very left to continue.

You will be inside a destroyed area of the lab. First, clear the bio-hazard blockade with Sandblaster. Continue ahead and loot the container, which will contain the Nucleus Suit and Mask. For the next part, use Haywire first to the wiring panel to drop the door down to the ground, then use Fartkour to make your way to the left end of the area. If you were to do Fartkour first, you and Human Kite will end up falling down; the game will be considered over.

Once reaching the left side of the area, proceed down a slope; loot the cabinet and container situated at the platform before using Fartkour again to make your way to the right. Upon arriving at the right area, loot the cabinet by the left, then use Diabetic Rage to open the emergency exit trap door at the right. A ladder will then be revealed, make your way down it to continue.

You will then end up on the second floor, where Dr. Mephesto will make another video call stating that all the mutated animals has broken loose. Apart from the vending machine in which you can purchase some components for crafting as well as Revive Serum and Taco Supreme for health items, there is nothing of interest here, so make your way to the door on the very right and interact with it.

Upon entering, you will discover some more mutant Sixth Graders chomping on some pizza slices, with Dr. Mephesto making another video call to warn about them. Like the first battle against mutant Sixth Graders, you are forced to confront with them to continue. First, loot the chest located at the very left of the area, then loot the toolbox located next to the water retention tank. Use Timefart Pause to loot the bag at the far right, at the same time you can directly punch the mutant Sixth Graders to stun them. Once done, simply punch the mutant Sixth Graders again to initiate combat with them.

Battle: Mutant Sixth Graders...and more

For this battle, you will start by battling against the bunch of mutated Sixth Graders (known as mutant Sixth Grader Honey Badgers) that was encountered during the field of play. Note that the battleground has telegraphed squares in a checkered form and a real-time event bar appearing - when the bar fills, mutant Sixth Graders will pounce up from the bottom of the telegraphed squares, causing a set amount of damage to whoever is in the area. When the real-time event bar resets, the position of the telegraphed squares will be inverted.

Like the battle against the genetically altered cats, a recommended party member for this battle will be Toolshed, as his Drillslinger and Spiral Power abilities can be dished out at range while being able to position him on the safe grid areas of the battlefield. Tupperware will also be handy, as his Hot Swap ability allows him to switch places with anyone if you ever find him standing in a telegraphed attack area.

After defeating the mutant Sixth Grader Honey Badgers, a second batch of mutated enemies will appear (consisting of two mutant Sixth Grader Porcupines and a Crazed Cat). Simply continue taking them on, if possible position them on the area of the telegraphed attack. Also, make use of your Timefart abilities when needed (Timefart Summon will be of great use here).

Once the second batch of enemies has been defeated, the final batch of mutated enemies will turn up (consisting of two Sixth Grader Honey Badgers and two Crazed Cats). Like the first two batches of mutated enemies, simply continue attacking them with the same strategies as with the first two batches of enemies.

Upon victory, you will be rewarded with the Cloven Heirloom artifact and the Raging Hormones DNA slot.

艰难抉择

Head to the door by the right once the battle against the mutant Sixth Graders has been completed. You will then enter a lab, upon which you will see The New Kid's father lying on a surgical table while being trapped by a tube brace. Upon noticing The New Kid, he will call out The New Kid. Interact with him to proceed.

A brief cut scene will then play, whereby The New Kid's father will reveal that the lab is attempting to extract DNA from The New Kid's father and mother. He will then point out on the DNA extractor on the top, where one of The New Kid parents' DNA sample is required to open the access to the lift heading to the ground floor. The New Kid's father then convinces The New Kid to take a DNA sample from The New Kid's mother.

Proceed to the right of the area; along the way loot the cabinet positioned next to the lift, the chest of drawers next to the surgical table where The New Kid's father is being held and two bags, one located by the right side to the room where The New Kid's mother is held, another will be at the bottom corner on the very right side of the lab.

Enter the room to find The New Kid's mother incapacitated. Before interacting with her, loot the glass cabinet next to her to obtain the Tactical Genius DNA. Interact with The New Kid's mother to continue.

Another brief cut scene will then play, whereby The New Kid's mother will reveal that she has been attacked by the mutant Sixth Graders, and that her legs has been broken as a result. She then mentions that The New Kid's father is held on the surgical table to have his head cut off.she then convinces The New Kid to perform it to obtain the DNA sample from The New Kid's father. The New Kid's father then screams out that he heard what The New Kid's mother said; they both proceed to briefly argue among each other. The New Kid's mother then quietly convinces The New Kid again to cut The New Kid's father's head to have it placed in the DNA extractor.

At this point, just head back and forth between The New Kid's mother and father and interact with them. The New Kid's father will reveal that due to The New Kid's mother being unable to keep her mouth shut, there will be people who will discover their powers and attempt to make a clone of The New Kid out of it.

You will then have to make the hard decision to sacrifice one of The New Kid's parents to proceed. If you decide to sacrifice The New Kid's mother, just approach to where she is and interact with her, eventually a button prompt will appear for you to mash on, in which The New Kid will forcibly rip off the left arm of The New Kid's mother. If you decide to sacrifice The New Kid's father, just approach and interact with him, eventually a button prompt will appear for you to mash on, in which The New Kid will activate the laser cutter situated above the surgical table where The New Kid's father is being held, having the head of The New Kid's father sliced as a result.

Once either of The New Kid's parents has been sacrificed, pick up their body part (arm if The New Kid's mother is sacrificed, head if The New Kid's father is sacrified) and place it inside the DNA extractor. The door leading to the lift will then be opened, proceed down the lift to continue.

Upon reaching the first floor with the elevator, head left; you can stock up on your inventory with the vending machine beside, also there will be bag containing a Maximum Revive Serum and a Maximum Antidote for you to loot. The Sixth Grader Leader can be seen afterwards, having been mutated to an ape-like form. You can pay 25 cents to add asses to him, if the machine runs out of it, it will just spank him. Exit through the door on the left, and you will meet the most horrible abomination that has ever came to existence.

日月如梭

Once exiting the door, a cut scene will then play, where the tour tram has been activated and the group, together with Dr. Mephesto has arrived on the ground floor greenhouse. Mr. Conner then turns up with The Coon, stating that he had his plans in order that benefits himself and The Coon, only for The New Kid to be a thorn on his side and stop his ideas. The Coon then briefly argues with Mr. Conner over his idea on creating a massive genetically altered superhero. However, Mr. Conner proceeds to shut The Coon up, then stating that since he couldn't get to extract the DNA from The New Kid's parents, he had to resort to genetically alter an existing superhero: Kite 2|Human Kite 2, who then shows up from behind the greenhouse crops. You will then be forced into combat against the massively mutated Human Kite 2.

Battle: Mutant Human Kite 2

This battle will be one of the toughest encountered for the game. Mutant Human Kite 2 will be in supersize form. Mainly he will use his laser attack followed by slamming himself to the ground, affecting two whole columns of the battlefield grid, inflicting quite a substantial amount of damage. If two members in your party is aligned in a row, he will use a rush attack in a straight line. Sometimes after an attack, he will spray blood-infected mucus from his nose across the whole battlefield, causing the Grossed Out status effect. Also, he will be immune to all status effects except Defense Down.

It is recommended to use party members with high health like Call Girl, Captain Diabetes or Tupperware for this battle. Call Girl has the advantage of her Phone Destroyer attack to constantly inflict Defense Down on Mutant Human Kite 2, as for Captain Diabetes his attacks deal a high amount of damage, also having the ability to shield himself. Tupperware has one of the highest health among your party members that can be picked, also his Hot Swap ability will be of great use to strategically position you and your party members out of the way, giving himself a high amount of protection to soak up Human Kite 2's attacks. Toolshed can also be used for this circumstance, as he can attack from range and has a healing ability to back up you and your party members if needed, also his Ultimate ability is able to deal a devastating amount of damage.

As for The New Kid, it is best to equip abilities which deals high damage (like Martial Artist's abilities), also equip artifacts which boost Critical Attacks and Ultimate Recovery. The artifact Tumbler of Erupting Youth (obtained from defeating Jared in Thin White Line|The Thin White Line) will be of great use here, as you'll be needing to use some of your health items (i.e. Revive Serum and Antidote), the aforementioned artifact doubles the recovery amount given by the health items.

Before the battle begins, Dr. Mephesto will appear on the battlefield, acting as a bystander, standing next to an exhaust fan. To begin with, simply attack Mutant Human Kite 2 with your best attacks, also make use of Timefart Summon to gain an upper hand on the fight.

After taking off around a quarter of his health bar, he will give himself turns after each of you and your party members attack. Try not to cluster yourself and your party members together, otherwise his laser attack will really significantly affect your party.

After Human Kite 2 has delivered a few attacks, a brief cut scene will then play, where Mysterion, Toolshed and Human Kite is shown having a hard time to take down mutated Human Kite 2, with Human Kite explaining that they will have to hold on until daytime as he can't stand sunlight. You will then be placed back into combat once the cut scene ends.

You will then notice that the exhaust fan on the battlefield has been activated, with Dr. Mephesto advising The New Kid to fart on the fan to 'rotate the earth 180 degrees'. Open up the Timefart controls, the press the relevant prompt buttons to activate Timefart Shift.

Once activated, the setting will then shift to daytime, Mutant Human Kite 2 will then pause to apply sunscreen on his body, a real-time event bar will then appear. At this point, he will stop attacking and he will be in Defense Down status. Dish out your strongest attacks onto Mutant Human Kite 2 quickly to drain his health pool.

When the real-time event bar has been filled, Mutant Human Kite 2 will resume attacking after each party members turn. Take note on the Timefart ability timer, when Dr. Mephesto mentions that The New Kid should use his farting ability to the fan, quickly activate Timefart Shift to shift the setting back to night time, causing Mutant Human Kite 2 to stop attacking to wipe of his sunscreen and being in the Defense Down status again. Like the first round of using Timefart Shift, unleash your strongest attacks onto Mutant Human Kite 2 quickly to drain his health pool.

You might have to repeat the process around 3-4 times for the battle. Once Mutant Human Kite 2 has his health fully drained out, Toolshed will then instruct The New Kid to unleash 'one last fart'. Press the prompt buttons as displayed on screen, once the prompt buttons has been successfully pressed The New Kid will unleash a mega-powered fart that rapidly shifts the setting between day and night, knocking out Mutant Human Kite 2 in the process.

Upon defeating Mutant Human Kite 2, you will be rewarded with the Sentient Cyst artifact.

参观结束

After the battle against Mutant Human Kite 2, a cut scene will play, where Mutant Human Kite 2 will drop down defeated, stating that he has pulled a muscle. The New Kid will then be seen lying down flat on the floor, waking up after being aided up by Human Kite and Toolshed. Dr. Mephesto then thanks the group for coming over for the tour, he then says that the group may proceed to the lab's gift shop, with Super Craig retorting over his remark.

The group is then seen inside the lab's gift shop, where Dr. Mephesto then shows the group that they can purchase some gifts from there, including showing an image of The New Kid facing Mutant Human Kite 2. Mysterion then exclaims that they should leave the place, while Toolshed expresses his disappointment over the tour. 

Once the group has exited the lab, they plan to warn the town over Mr. Conner's plan; Human Kite then asks what the time is. Upon checking his phone, Mysterion then exclaims that time has been brought forward 10 days later, to the day where Mr. Conner will be sworn in as mayor of South Park. Toolshed then sarcastically thanks The New Kid on bringing forward time with his fart powers, as the group then quickly made their way to the South Park City Hall; the mission will then be complete.

Before leaving to City Hall of Future Past|for the next mission, head back inside the lab to take a selfie with Dr. Mephesto, there will also be a bunch of Memberberries hanging by a bush on the left corner of the lab's front compound that you can interact with, they are the last ones available, so you should have collected all of them at this point and you might get the achievement for Xbox and PC/trophy for PlayStation.

冷知识

• 出于不知名的原因，尽管正常实验室在本游戏中都是动画，本任务中许多的门打开之后显现的会是一个正常的实验室。
• 在刚出猫的实验仓的时候，超级英雄们会分散在各个角落，但如果离开之后再回来，他们会变成聚在一起。
• “贾斯珀”（Jasper）这个多腚六年级生曾经被另一组六年级生提及，在学校西边通往史塔克池塘的六年级生基地，一位六年级生表示他已经三天没见到贾斯珀了，而其他的人则毫不在意，觉得没什么大不了的。
• 虽然这一晚的经历是迄今为止最黑暗，也是最可怕的，但是新来的在这一晚从未表现出恐惧的神情，反而在前三晚，他分别在脱衣舞店、无序之殿和警察局地下室表现出了害怕的表情。
• 这是唯一一次所有剧情都发生在一栋建筑物里的夜晚。
• 这是游戏内第三次提及商会这个组织，但依然没有得到具体的解释。