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哥特小子3：装逼者的黎明 | 调教小妹妹 | 红发牛 | 
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“调教小妹妹”是第十七季的第五集，也是南方公园全系列的第242集，于2013年10月30日播出。
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简介
艾克 最近像变了个人似的，跟凯尔 渐渐有了隔阂。凯尔去向辅导老师求助，但是麦奇老师忙着修理学校新系统的缺陷，没时间帮忙。于是凯尔决定带艾克去看他最爱的节目的现场表演：Yo Gabba Gabba。他希望这能让他的弟弟恢复从前的样子。
剧情
The episode begins with Mr. Mackey teaching the class about the school's new integrated technology system, IntelliLink, which doesn't work properly. Mr. Mackey showcases the discussion boards, showing a picture sent by Ike Broflovski. The picture depicts Kyle Broflovski with a "whooping crane" on his forehead. 本集开头，麦奇老师在教全班怎么使用学校的新开发的系统IntelliLink，尽管系统无法正常运行。麦奇老师给大家展示了讨论区里艾克·布罗夫洛夫斯基发的一张图片，图上是额头顶着鸣鹤的凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基。
At the Broflovski Residence, Kyle tells his mom about the incident, who passes it off as Ike going through puberty. Kyle attempts to rekindle his relationship with his brother, by watching Yo Gabba Gabba! with Ike. Ike then shows that he now thinks only of sex and "taming Foofa's strange".
在布罗夫洛夫斯基住宅 中，凯尔把这件事告诉了他妈 。而他妈完全没在意，只是把这当做艾克的青春叛逆期到了。凯尔想通过一起看Yo Gabba Gabba来重新暖化跟他弟的关系。但艾克表示他现在脑子里只有性，以及“调教Foofa的小妹妹”。
After Mr. Mackey suggests that Kyle and Ike should learn about Canadian Puberty together. Kyle and Ike watch an instructional video on that very topic.
接下来麦奇老师提议让凯尔和艾克了解更多关于加拿大青春期的事。于是凯尔和艾克观看了这个话题相关的视频。
The instructor teaches how a baby is made, and is completely ignorant on the subject aside from what his wife told him, which is completely false as she only told him so that she could queef in his face.
在视频里，主持人教他们小宝宝是如何制造出来的，但对于这个主题，主持人除了他老婆告诉他的东西以外明显啥都不知道，而他老婆教了他完全错误的东西，只为了能在他脸上放阴屁。
Kyle is confused by this, in response Ike calls him stupid.
凯尔看完之后更加困惑了，于是艾克说他太蠢了。
The next day at school, Kyle tries to get the principal's permission to be excused from school the following Friday so that he and Ike could go to a Yo Gabba Gabba! concert. Unfortunately, IntelliLink screwed up and Kyle never got to see the principal. Kyle reluctantly tells an enraged Ike.
第二天上学时候，凯尔想找校长批准他周五请假，以便带艾克去看Yo Gabba Gabba!的现场演出。不幸的是，学校系统IntelliLink又出问题了，于是凯尔怎么也没法见到校长。凯尔把事情告诉艾克，更加激怒了艾克。
They somehow make it to the concert and during a segment called "Cool, cool trick", Ike tames Foofa's strange by removing his clothes and grinding against her in front of everyone. After being taken backstage, Ike comments that Foofa shouldn't limit herself to kids, making Foofa think that they should not just appeal to kids, too.
但他们还是去了表演现场，在一个叫“Cool, cool trick”的环节里，艾克脱掉了自己的衣服，在所有人面前磨蹭Foofa的下体来调教她的小妹妹。艾克被带到后台时，他告诉Foofa她不该被儿童节目困住，这让Foofa开始思考他们不能仅仅只把儿童作为唯一受众。
The Instructor chats with his buddy and friend, who tells him that his wife didn't just queef in his face for nothing.
另一方面，节目主持人跟他的兄弟好友聊天，他们说他老婆不可能无缘无故在他的脸上放阴屁的。
At a faculty meeting, Mr. Mackey gets extremely defensive about IntelliLink and decides to upgrade to the Gold package.
在例会中，面对大家的质疑，麦奇老师极度捍卫IntelliLink，并决定把它升级到黄金版。
Later, on E! News, a reporter reports on Foofa's smoking pot, and partying and on her raunchy upcoming performance at the upcoming MTV Music Video Awards. It is revealed that Ike has taken the helm as Foofa's manager.
接下来，在电子新闻（E! News）中，记者报道Foofa抽大麻、不停开派对，并且打算在接下来的MTV音乐电视大奖（MTV Music Video Awards）中作出淫秽下流的表演。原来是艾克当起了Foofa的经纪人，开始操控她的事业。
At Kyle's house, Ike now thinks he is the older brother and thus acts like an older brother to Kyle, calling him "twerp", etc.
凯尔家里，艾克开始觉得自己是老大，于是对凯尔耍起了老大架子，叫他做“twerp”。
The other cast members from Yo Gabba Gabba! tries to coerce Foofa to not show her strange on TV. Meanwhile, the instructor from earlier, calls Kyle, thinking he's Ike and reveals that Ike gets medication from his company.
Yo Gabba Gabba!节目组的其他成员想劝Foofa不要在电视上露出小妹妹。另一方面，上文的节目主持人打电话给凯尔，他误以为凯尔是艾克，向他透露了艾克拿了自己公司的药物。
Later, Kyle meets with the instructor who reveals that also they use IntelliLink and that Ike has been getting hormones instead of what he wanted, laxatives. Instead, Tom Brady, who ordered the hormones, takes the laxatives and while playing football, craps his pants. The instructor realizes why he got queefed in the face. It was because IntelliLink made him angry and he yelled at his wife because of it.
接下来，凯尔约了主持人见面，他告诉凯尔，他们用了IntelliLink来沟通办公，导致错把激素给了艾克，而艾克其实只买了泻药。而订购了激素的汤姆·布雷迪却拿到了泻药，导致踢足球的时候拉了裤子。这下主持人终于明白了为什么自己会挨吃阴屁了。因为IntelliLink老是出错，让他脾气越来越坏，老是对老婆大呼小叫。
Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey upgrades to IntelliLink Centurion, which is when they take away everything that deals with intelliLink and that they never bother you again.
同时，麦奇老师把IntelliLink升级到无敌版，在这个版本里他们把IntelliLink的所有功能全部去掉，不让IntelliLink再烦到你。
At the MTV VMAs, Ike realizes he was wrong to push it and should just have it happen naturally. Foofa, unmoved by this, proceeds to perform.
在MTV音乐电视大奖中，艾克终于意识到他把Foofa带偏了，他应该让这一切慢慢成长的。但Foofa无动于衷，继续她的演出。
The instructor confronts his wife about the queef and they make up.
主持人向老婆把阴屁的事情说开了，于是他俩和好了。
The next day, Kyle wakes up to Ike's, once again, childish laughter. He grows immensely happy and rushes to the living room, to find Ike back to normal. However, Kyle's happiness decreases, when he learns that Ike still only thinks about sex.
第二天早上，凯尔终于再在艾克充满童真的欢笑声中醒来。他感到十分幸福，冲到客厅，发现艾克终于恢复原状了。但是，凯尔的幸福马上消失：他发现艾克依然满脑子只有性。