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{{剧集内容分类|标题 = 超级好朋友|剧集代码 = s05e04-Super-Best-Friends}} |
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{{剧集顶部导航|标题1 = 瘸子大战|标题2 = 阴毛的故事}} |
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| − | ''本页面描述的是超级好朋友剧集，关于其组织的页面请参见：[[超级好朋友（组合）]]''<br /> |
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== 简介 == |
== 简介 == |
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一位魔术师[[大卫·布莱恩]]来到了南方公园进行表演，很快得到了镇上居民们的喜爱。这个神秘的家伙，很快拉拢了一大批的追随者，并把他们带到了自己的营地。在那里，[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]发现这个魔术师似乎目的并不单纯。他试图让其他被洗脑的孩子（特别是[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]）清醒，但并没有成功。幸运的是，一个叫超级好朋友的组织伸出了援手…… |
一位魔术师[[大卫·布莱恩]]来到了南方公园进行表演，很快得到了镇上居民们的喜爱。这个神秘的家伙，很快拉拢了一大批的追随者，并把他们带到了自己的营地。在那里，[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]发现这个魔术师似乎目的并不单纯。他试图让其他被洗脑的孩子（特别是[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]）清醒，但并没有成功。幸运的是，一个叫超级好朋友的组织伸出了援手…… |
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== 剧情 == |
== 剧情 == |
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| + | A street magician named [[David Blaine]] comes to [[South Park (Location)|South Park]], and his amazing feats lead to all the boys deciding to go to one of his "camps" for $69.95, which is actually a front for a cult he has developed, which views Blaine as a kind of messianic figure and calls all of his achievements "miracles." There, the boys are indoctrinated into joining the "Blaintologists", but Stan, after joining, is creeped out and wants to leave. He tries to convince Kyle to come with him, but Kyle refuses, and declares that if Stan cannot accept his new religion then the two of them aren't friends anymore. Stan, rejected, leaves, and after nearly being run over by a pair of Blaintologists, goes to the one person he can think of to possibly give him aid: South Park's own resident messiah, Jesus. |
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| − | 一位名叫大衛布萊恩的街頭魔術師來到南方公園，他的驚人壯舉導致所有男孩決定以69.95美元的價格前往他的一個“營地”，這實際上是他開發的邪教的前線，將布萊恩視為一個一種彌賽亞的形象，稱他所有的成就都是“奇蹟”。在那裡，男孩們被灌輸加入“Blaintologists”，但是斯坦在加入後，已經被趕出去想要離開。他試圖說服凱爾和他一起來，但凱爾拒絕，並宣稱如果斯坦不能接受他的新宗教，那麼他們兩個就不再是朋友了。斯坦，被拒絕，離開，並在幾乎被一對Blaintologist碾過之後，去找他能想到的一個人可能給他的幫助：南方公園自己的居民救世主耶穌。在Blaine在丹佛的大型演出中，充滿了Blaintologists和那些對Blaintology感興趣的人，耶穌出現並挑戰布萊恩，展示了他著名的奇蹟之一，即麵包和魚的奇蹟。然而，這個奇蹟被證明是非常弱的（他讓觀眾中的每個人都轉過身來），而布萊恩設法用更強大的魔法贏得人群。耶穌意識到他需要幫助，並打電話給超級好朋友，一群主要的宗教人物，包括克里希納，約瑟夫史密斯，老子，穆罕默德，佛陀，希曼和摩西，他們捍衛世界免受邪惡（佛陀除外）真的相信邪惡）。與此同時，Blaintologists開始向政府請求免稅地位，這將使他們成為一個真正的宗教，因此不可阻擋;當他們被拒絕時，所有的Blaintologists都被告知他們要在華盛頓大規模自殺，Kyle現在意識到邪教是邪惡的，但是當他試圖說服卡特曼他們應該逃離時，他被關在玻璃泡沫中並被告知他將在大規模自殺時不由自主地被殺。當有消息傳到SBF時，他們會向摩西尋求建議。在華盛頓，Blaintologists開始淹沒在反射池中（即使它只有一英尺深），並且軟管開始用水填充凱爾的監獄。超級好朋友到了，但布萊恩帶來了亞伯拉罕林肯的雕像來對抗他們。為了擊敗亞伯拉罕·林肯雕像，SBF創造了一塊巨大的石頭約翰威爾克斯布斯，它射中了布萊恩的傀儡頭部。由此產生的秋天打破了凱爾的監獄，游泳池被約瑟夫史密斯的冰力凍結，以防止更多的自殺。凱爾與斯坦和解。卡特曼用一種假的甜美的聲音說道：“啊！你真是太好了！”然後詢問他們是否想要一個房間來彌補一段時間然後大笑，但最後卻從兩個人的睾丸中反复踢，而兩人直接在Cartman笑著這樣做。布萊恩在一艘火箭飛船上飛走了，斯坦告訴所有人，任何迫使你放棄你的錢或控制你的生命的宗教都是邪教。超級好朋友然後飛走，等待世界再次需要他們的援助。 |
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| + | At Blaine's big show in Denver, filled with Blaintologists and those interested in Blaintology as well, Jesus appears and challenges Blaine, and shows one of his famous miracles, the miracle of the loaves and fishes. However, this miracle proves to be very weak (he has everybody in the audience turn around to do it), and Blaine manages to win the crowd with much more powerful enchantments. Jesus realizes he needs help, and calls the Super Best Friends, a group of major religious figures including [[Krishna]], [[Joseph Smith]], [[Lao Tse]], [[Muhammad]], [[Buddha]], [[Seaman]], and [[Moses]] who defend the world against evil (except for Buddha who doesn't really believe in evil). |
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| + | The Blaintologists, meanwhile, begin to petition the government for tax-exempt status, which would make them a real religion and therefore unstoppable; when they are denied, all the Blaintologists are told they are to commit mass suicide in [[Wikipedia:Washington, D.C.|Washington, D.C.]] Kyle realizes now that the cult is evil, but when he tries to convince [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] that they should flee, he is imprisoned in a glass bubble and told he will be killed involuntarily at the mass suicide. When word gets out to the SBF, they consult [[Moses]] for advice. |
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| + | At Washington, the Blaintologists begin to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool (even though it is only about a foot deep), and a hose begins to fill Kyle's prison with water. The Super Best Friends arrive, but Blaine brings the statue of [[Abraham Lincoln]] to life to fight them. To defeat the Abraham Lincoln statue, the SBF create a giant stone [[John Wilkes Booth]], and it shoots Blaine's puppet in the head. The resulting fall shatters Kyle's prison and the pool is frozen using Joseph Smith's ice powers to prevent more suicides. Kyle reconciles with Stan. Cartman remarks in a fake sweet voice "Aah! That's so sweet you guys!" then asks them if they want to get a room to make out for a while and laughs, but then ends up getting repeated kicks in the testicles from both of them while the two are laughing directly at Cartman in doing so. |
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| + | Blaine flies away in a rocket ship, and Stan announces to everyone that any religion that forces you to give up your money or control of your life is really a cult. The Super Best Friends then fly away, to wait for when the world will need their aid again. |
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2019年11月22日 (五) 02:53的版本
“超级好朋友”是第五季的第三集，也是南方公园全系列的第68集，于2001年7月4日播出。
简介
一位魔术师大卫·布莱恩来到了南方公园进行表演，很快得到了镇上居民们的喜爱。这个神秘的家伙，很快拉拢了一大批的追随者，并把他们带到了自己的营地。在那里，斯坦发现这个魔术师似乎目的并不单纯。他试图让其他被洗脑的孩子（特别是凯尔）清醒，但并没有成功。幸运的是，一个叫超级好朋友的组织伸出了援手……
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剧情
A street magician named David Blaine comes to South Park, and his amazing feats lead to all the boys deciding to go to one of his "camps" for $69.95, which is actually a front for a cult he has developed, which views Blaine as a kind of messianic figure and calls all of his achievements "miracles." There, the boys are indoctrinated into joining the "Blaintologists", but Stan, after joining, is creeped out and wants to leave. He tries to convince Kyle to come with him, but Kyle refuses, and declares that if Stan cannot accept his new religion then the two of them aren't friends anymore. Stan, rejected, leaves, and after nearly being run over by a pair of Blaintologists, goes to the one person he can think of to possibly give him aid: South Park's own resident messiah, Jesus.
At Blaine's big show in Denver, filled with Blaintologists and those interested in Blaintology as well, Jesus appears and challenges Blaine, and shows one of his famous miracles, the miracle of the loaves and fishes. However, this miracle proves to be very weak (he has everybody in the audience turn around to do it), and Blaine manages to win the crowd with much more powerful enchantments. Jesus realizes he needs help, and calls the Super Best Friends, a group of major religious figures including Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tse, Muhammad, Buddha, Seaman, and Moses who defend the world against evil (except for Buddha who doesn't really believe in evil).
The Blaintologists, meanwhile, begin to petition the government for tax-exempt status, which would make them a real religion and therefore unstoppable; when they are denied, all the Blaintologists are told they are to commit mass suicide in Washington, D.C. Kyle realizes now that the cult is evil, but when he tries to convince Cartman that they should flee, he is imprisoned in a glass bubble and told he will be killed involuntarily at the mass suicide. When word gets out to the SBF, they consult Moses for advice.
At Washington, the Blaintologists begin to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool (even though it is only about a foot deep), and a hose begins to fill Kyle's prison with water. The Super Best Friends arrive, but Blaine brings the statue of Abraham Lincoln to life to fight them. To defeat the Abraham Lincoln statue, the SBF create a giant stone John Wilkes Booth, and it shoots Blaine's puppet in the head. The resulting fall shatters Kyle's prison and the pool is frozen using Joseph Smith's ice powers to prevent more suicides. Kyle reconciles with Stan. Cartman remarks in a fake sweet voice "Aah! That's so sweet you guys!" then asks them if they want to get a room to make out for a while and laughs, but then ends up getting repeated kicks in the testicles from both of them while the two are laughing directly at Cartman in doing so.
Blaine flies away in a rocket ship, and Stan announces to everyone that any religion that forces you to give up your money or control of your life is really a cult. The Super Best Friends then fly away, to wait for when the world will need their aid again.