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“'''阿屎彭'''”是第六季的第二集,也是南方公园全系列的第81集,于2002年3月13日播出。
 
“'''阿屎彭'''”是第六季的第二集,也是南方公园全系列的第81集,于2002年3月13日播出。
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== 简介 ==
 
== 简介 ==
当孩子们在阿斯彭雪山的斜坡上练习滑雪时,[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]被当地最厉害的滑雪者挑战了。根据80年代的经典体育励志电影的传统,他必须赢得这场比赛才能拯救当地的青年活动中心,得到女孩的爱并解放被印度Wakacha吸血鬼困住的灵魂!
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当孩子们在阿斯彭雪山的斜坡上练习滑雪时,[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]被当地最厉害的滑雪者挑战了。根据80年代的经典体育励志电影的传统,他必须赢得这场比赛才能拯救当地的青年活动中心,得到女孩的爱并解放被印第安吸血鬼困住的灵魂!
 
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The Marshes, Broflovskis, Cartmans, and the Stotches planning a family vacation skiing at Aspen. They express concern over the cost of the trip, until Chris and Linda point out that, in exchange for attending a half-hour timeshare meeting, they get a free two-day trip there. The parents then make up their minds to go that weekend, and they take their children with them. They drive in the next night seeing the town of Aspen.
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马什一家、布罗夫洛夫斯基一家、斯多奇一家以及[[卡特曼]]四个家庭聚在一起。[[肯尼]]死后,[[巴特斯]]似乎跟[[斯坦]]、[[凯尔]]和卡特曼混得很熟,于是斯多奇夫妇提议四家人可以一起去[[阿斯彭]]滑雪度过周末。他们看到广告说只要去听半小时的会议就可以在阿斯彭的[[阿斯彭天堂度假公寓|度假公寓]]里免费住两天,一起去滑雪可以增进四家人之间的友谊。于是第二天他们就驱车来到阿斯彭度过滑雪周末。
On their first day in Aspen, they awake to find two timeshare salesmen, named Phil and Josh, waiting at the door. They urge them to attend the meeting, but the parents are a little reluctant, as they had hoped to attend it later, and ski right at the moment. In the boys' room, Cartman gives Butters a "Hitler" while he's sleeping. He describes it as "Putting your finger up your butt, then wiping on the person's upper lip and giving them a little Hitler mustache". Butters can smell the crap, and Cartman says, "That's why they call it Asspen!"
 
 
They next are at the bunny slope, and an instructor, called "Thumper", is teaching them the two primary feet positions in skiing: the pizza, (skis wedged together in an angle) and the French fries (skis are parallel). When Ike attempts to ski down the slope he crashes through the wall of the lodge. During the boy's practice, a teenage skier and stereotypical arrogant bully, named Tad Mikowski, comes by and starts to tease Stan because of his surname, saying that rather than "Stan Marsh", he ought to be called "Stan Darsh". After this moment, the main plot of the story parodies classic teen and sports films from the 1980s; the only difference is that the other boys show no concern whatsoever, however none of the other parties involved seem to realize this. Through the timeshare presentation, as it has been three hours instead of thirty minutes. The salesmen are having no progress in persuading the adults to rent any of the condominiums there. At last, Randy and Gerald tell the men that the whole group is now leaving. Phil and Josh seem to go along with this decision, and merely ask for the adults to turn over their table place cards. They agree to do so. As it happens, these place cards have the "red sticker" on them; which can be redeemed for one of three prizes. The parents, not wanting to waste anymore time, refuse, and the salesmen start crying. The parents then agree, in tired tones, to claim their prize. It is an exclusive ski lift. They are relieved that they can finally go skiing, and climb aboard. To their horror, however, the lift simply carries them right back to the meeting room.
 
   
The boys are still practicing skiing, until Tad comes by again. Now he has with him Stan's supposed older girlfriend, Heather (whom he's never even met before), who he is now dating. Tad then challenges Stan to a little skiing race, despite Stan being only a beginner, a little boy and even admits he couldn't beat Tad. On the condition that Tad will leave him alone if he wins, Stan accepts the challenge. Stan loses the race, however, (but he had predicted that that would happen). Then in true 80's movie fashion, a dorky-looking yet somehow hot redheaded teenage girl approaches him and says that he was really brave. She then invites him to dance at the teen youth center. That evening, at the youth center, the boys discover that Tad's very wealthy, businessman father plans to bulldoze the Youth Center, though Stan once again expresses no concern.
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第一天来到阿斯彭,[[菲尔和乔什]]就开始催促各位家长参加会议。家长们很不情愿,也只能先听半小时的会然后去滑雪,让孩子们先去小兔滑道滑雪。卡特曼在晚上用手插进屁股里,然后在巴特斯人中那里用屎画了一个“希特勒式小胡子”,于是巴特斯一整天都能闻到屎一般的气味。卡特曼骗他说阿斯彭本来就是这样的味道,这也就是为什么这里被叫做“阿屎彭”。
   
Whilst at the center, Tad goes on stage, and sings a very poorly written and performed song about Stan. Afterwards, Stan is very irritated by the terrible song, and Tad foolishly mistakes Stan's annoyance to be a request for a rematch. The rest of the teens want to keep the youth center, and they make a condition on this new competition: If Tad wins, his father can bulldoze the youth center down. If Stan wins, however, the youth center stays, and so,Tad agrees, strongly hoping he will win. He then arranges for the race to be held on the K-13, which is considered "the most dangerous run in America". Kyle tries to talk Stan out of it; he's already lost one friend (Kenny), and he doesn't want to lose another (especially his best friend). Stan coldly replies that this isn't about what Kyle wants. Even when the mysterious, old mechanic from "Butters' Very Own Episode" tells Stan about the horrifying history of the mountain, which involved the tales of thirty-five people who have died gruesome deaths whilst going down it,and how a group of students were brutally murdered by a psychotic wolf boy who had escaped from a mental asylum. It is also the burial ground to be a tribe of Vampire Witchicaw Indians who ate the flesh of children with no eyes. Stan is still determined to attend this race.
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巴特斯、凯尔、[[艾克]]、斯坦和卡特曼一起来到了小兔滑道,在那里见到了他们的教练[[桑普]]。他一开始先教他们最基本的动作“披萨薯条”,把两块滑雪板向内收形成一个角可以减速,所以想要减速的时候可以说披萨;让两块滑雪板平行就可以加速,这时候样子就像两根薯条,所以想要加速的时候就可以说薯条。桑普管艾克叫迈克,然后让他先滑一下试试看,结果艾克把薯条和披萨记反了,随后一头撞破了滑坡下的休息小屋。
   
For some reason, Stan automatically considers it important to beat Tad from this point onward. He asks the trainer, Thumper, for special training, and he agrees, although in a rare moment of competency for the show he doesn't think he can do it. Even the redheaded teen pitches in, and instructs Stan, accompanied to the ideal song "Montage". In the scene, Stan trains and studies, the parents are forced to sit through their timeshare meeting and a tearful Kyle stares at the K-13 holding a picture of himself and Stan, while Cartman is seen giving Butters the "Hitler" in his sleep again, and the song ends where Stan has finally completed his training.
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斯坦在练习的时候遇到了已经滑雪22年的[[塔德·米科夫斯基]],他上来不由分说就开始多次嘲讽初学者斯坦,并叫嚣要和他决一死战,不参加就要叫他"斯坦·马屎"。在他第二次挑衅斯坦的时候,一名叫做[[希瑟(阿屎彭)|希瑟]]的女孩说自己更喜欢滑雪更好的塔德。为了不再让他们烦自己,斯坦决定应战。斯坦只会“披萨薯条”这样的基础动作,自然是无法打败老手塔德,所以惨败于塔德。之后一个似乎对斯坦有意思的[[眼镜少女]]出现,邀请斯坦晚上去[[阿斯彭青年中心]]跳舞。
   
Even the next day, the parents are still trapped at the timeshare meeting, and, unable to bear it any longer, they look to the police for help. They get no support from them as they reveal that they are controlled by the time sharing company. However, the parents are all forced at gunpoint by the officers, so they will agree to rent some condos after all.
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在孩子们还在滑雪的时候,时间共享公司的推销员菲尔和乔什开始给他们开会,宣传自己家的度假公寓。他们推销自己的“时间共享”计划:用工薪阶层能够支付得起的价格和其他买家一起购买度假公寓的短期使用权。随后他们开始用各种方式狂轰滥炸,先是让他们吃免费的龙虾牛排午餐,但是只让他们吃一点,证明他们和其他人可以用很少的钱共享奢华生活。然后装作他们是优惠客户进行推销,在马上要走的时候哭着挽留他们。家长们终于听完会来到滑雪场,为了少排队登上了专用索道,但是没想到缆车的尽头还是会议室。
   
When the big race begins, Tad has an advantage over Stan, despite Stan's heavy training he is still no match for Tad's several years of skiing. He still sneakily stops along the way now and then in a cowardly style, attempts to sabotage Stan's efforts, for example by chopping down a tree to block him, and pouring down a bucket of salt to make him slip. Although, Stan is moving very gradually,he successfully manages to go around all of the obstacles. The redheaded teen really wants Stan to win, so the youth center will survive, so she distracts Tad by lifting up her shirt and showing him her breasts. Stan makes it through the finish line first, and the youth center is saved. Kyle is relieved that Stan survived the slope, and Tad finally gets his much deserved comeuppance, as he is very embarrassed that he has lost to a much younger person, and loses his arrogant persona and confidence.
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孩子们来到了阿斯彭青年中心,得知富二代塔德要推平这里,但斯坦还是表示完全不关心。巴特斯跟着“[[安全舞]]”的音乐跳舞。突然音乐停止,在欢呼声中塔德上台,演唱了一首侮辱斯坦的歌“[[斯坦·马屎]]”,这首歌唱的特别糟糕。这下他的行为彻底激怒了斯坦,并且决定第二天在[[K-13峰]]速降对决。凯尔不想让斯坦为了一些素未谋面的人去冒险送命,而且[[老机修工]]也讲述了K-13峰的恐怖历史,那里死了35个人而且还有印第安僵尸墓、吃人的狼孩以及死去的人的灵魂。但是无论风险有多大,斯坦也要和塔德战斗到底。
   
Ironically and quite humorously, if Tad had merely run the course without trying to sabotage Stan, he would have won the race by a large margin just like the first time. Heather then comes over to Stan and says she wishes to be his girlfriend "again" (despite Stan has never met her before, and the fact that she is considerably older than Stan). The redhead is a little put out by this, as she has a crush on Stan (She is also much older than Stan is, like Heather). She tries to be a good sport, though, and encourages Stan to accept Heather's offer.
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家长们实在受不了无尽的会议,打算直接离开会议室,但是不管走进哪山门怎样他们总会回到原来的会议室。兰迪·马什实在无法忍受,打算报警解决此事。没想到警察来了之后却一直为时间共享公司说话,家长们这才发现警察也和他们一伙,众人绝望地继续听着会议。
   
The tension ultimately builds upon whether Stan will accept, or choose the redheaded girl, but at that moment, the parents are finally freed after having rented some property. They then ask the boys how they enjoyed skiing, to which they respond that they hated it, and are upset that now they'll have to come every year. They then leave to return home to South Park. As the episode ends, the redheaded girl reveals to Thumper what's really under her shirt: Instead of breasts, she has two Kuatos from the movie Total Recall, says the line, "Quaid.......start the reactor."
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此时斯坦找到了桑普教练和那个少女,三人在“[[蒙太奇]]”背景音乐中一起训练,逐渐进步,终于比以前滑的快多了(尽管和塔德相比还是慢特别多)。下午,斯坦赴约来到K-13峰与塔德决战。塔德一路领先,并且沿路一直设置障碍。他先是砍断树木挡路,然后撒沙子让他减速,在最后想要放仓鼠吸引斯坦的注意力。没想到再放仓鼠的时候,那个眼镜女孩出现露出了自己的胸部给塔德看,塔德看到后被吓得说不出话。趁着塔德分神的时候,他慢慢地超过塔德获得胜利。最后,青年中心被救了下来,K-13峰上的亡魂得以安息,希瑟和眼镜女孩同时对斯坦好感,而且家长也宣布他们买下了这里的度假公寓,他们每年都会来这里滑雪。但是斯坦和孩子们经历了这一系列的事情之后开始厌恶这里。桑普问眼镜少女是如何帮助斯坦取胜的,她露出了自己的胸部——两坨和电影《全面回忆》(''Total Recall'')里的生物Kuato一样的东西。[[en:Asspen]]
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阿屎彭”是第六季的第二集,也是南方公园全系列的第81集,于2002年3月13日播出。

简介

当孩子们在阿斯彭雪山的斜坡上练习滑雪时,斯坦被当地最厉害的滑雪者挑战了。根据80年代的经典体育励志电影的传统,他必须赢得这场比赛才能拯救当地的青年活动中心,得到女孩的爱并解放被印第安吸血鬼困住的灵魂!

剧情

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马什一家、布罗夫洛夫斯基一家、斯多奇一家以及卡特曼四个家庭聚在一起。肯尼死后,巴特斯似乎跟斯坦凯尔和卡特曼混得很熟,于是斯多奇夫妇提议四家人可以一起去阿斯彭滑雪度过周末。他们看到广告说只要去听半小时的会议就可以在阿斯彭的度假公寓里免费住两天,一起去滑雪可以增进四家人之间的友谊。于是第二天他们就驱车来到阿斯彭度过滑雪周末。

第一天来到阿斯彭,菲尔和乔什就开始催促各位家长参加会议。家长们很不情愿,也只能先听半小时的会然后去滑雪,让孩子们先去小兔滑道滑雪。卡特曼在晚上用手插进屁股里,然后在巴特斯人中那里用屎画了一个“希特勒式小胡子”,于是巴特斯一整天都能闻到屎一般的气味。卡特曼骗他说阿斯彭本来就是这样的味道,这也就是为什么这里被叫做“阿屎彭”。

巴特斯、凯尔、艾克、斯坦和卡特曼一起来到了小兔滑道,在那里见到了他们的教练桑普。他一开始先教他们最基本的动作“披萨薯条”,把两块滑雪板向内收形成一个角可以减速,所以想要减速的时候可以说披萨;让两块滑雪板平行就可以加速,这时候样子就像两根薯条,所以想要加速的时候就可以说薯条。桑普管艾克叫迈克,然后让他先滑一下试试看,结果艾克把薯条和披萨记反了,随后一头撞破了滑坡下的休息小屋。

斯坦在练习的时候遇到了已经滑雪22年的塔德·米科夫斯基,他上来不由分说就开始多次嘲讽初学者斯坦,并叫嚣要和他决一死战,不参加就要叫他"斯坦·马屎"。在他第二次挑衅斯坦的时候,一名叫做希瑟的女孩说自己更喜欢滑雪更好的塔德。为了不再让他们烦自己,斯坦决定应战。斯坦只会“披萨薯条”这样的基础动作,自然是无法打败老手塔德,所以惨败于塔德。之后一个似乎对斯坦有意思的眼镜少女出现,邀请斯坦晚上去阿斯彭青年中心跳舞。

在孩子们还在滑雪的时候,时间共享公司的推销员菲尔和乔什开始给他们开会,宣传自己家的度假公寓。他们推销自己的“时间共享”计划:用工薪阶层能够支付得起的价格和其他买家一起购买度假公寓的短期使用权。随后他们开始用各种方式狂轰滥炸,先是让他们吃免费的龙虾牛排午餐,但是只让他们吃一点,证明他们和其他人可以用很少的钱共享奢华生活。然后装作他们是优惠客户进行推销,在马上要走的时候哭着挽留他们。家长们终于听完会来到滑雪场,为了少排队登上了专用索道,但是没想到缆车的尽头还是会议室。

孩子们来到了阿斯彭青年中心,得知富二代塔德要推平这里,但斯坦还是表示完全不关心。巴特斯跟着“安全舞”的音乐跳舞。突然音乐停止,在欢呼声中塔德上台,演唱了一首侮辱斯坦的歌“斯坦·马屎”,这首歌唱的特别糟糕。这下他的行为彻底激怒了斯坦,并且决定第二天在K-13峰速降对决。凯尔不想让斯坦为了一些素未谋面的人去冒险送命,而且老机修工也讲述了K-13峰的恐怖历史,那里死了35个人而且还有印第安僵尸墓、吃人的狼孩以及死去的人的灵魂。但是无论风险有多大,斯坦也要和塔德战斗到底。

家长们实在受不了无尽的会议,打算直接离开会议室,但是不管走进哪山门怎样他们总会回到原来的会议室。兰迪·马什实在无法忍受,打算报警解决此事。没想到警察来了之后却一直为时间共享公司说话,家长们这才发现警察也和他们一伙,众人绝望地继续听着会议。

此时斯坦找到了桑普教练和那个少女,三人在“蒙太奇”背景音乐中一起训练,逐渐进步,终于比以前滑的快多了(尽管和塔德相比还是慢特别多)。下午,斯坦赴约来到K-13峰与塔德决战。塔德一路领先,并且沿路一直设置障碍。他先是砍断树木挡路,然后撒沙子让他减速,在最后想要放仓鼠吸引斯坦的注意力。没想到再放仓鼠的时候,那个眼镜女孩出现露出了自己的胸部给塔德看,塔德看到后被吓得说不出话。趁着塔德分神的时候,他慢慢地超过塔德获得胜利。最后,青年中心被救了下来,K-13峰上的亡魂得以安息,希瑟和眼镜女孩同时对斯坦好感,而且家长也宣布他们买下了这里的度假公寓,他们每年都会来这里滑雪。但是斯坦和孩子们经历了这一系列的事情之后开始厌恶这里。桑普问眼镜少女是如何帮助斯坦取胜的,她露出了自己的胸部——两坨和电影《全面回忆》(Total Recall)里的生物Kuato一样的东西。

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